MTG Salvation

I want someone to tell me with a straight face that a vanilla 2/2 for 1U or 1R can't exist. 22 years and they haven't printed one, yet they come out with this and Lore Seeker.

oh I like this guy! can be a T1, or late game bruiser... I wouldn't play with more than 2 of him tho; every color has better creatures at any mana, but its fetchable, Eldrazi, fits in cc and p/t matters situations and colorless

That is some... suggestive art

Is that a +1/+1 counter in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?