Invisible Pink Unicorns

Quote from r3p3nt
So you agree with my unicorn example? You don't find that absurd?
I am soooo tired of hearing 'the unicorn example.' I am going to make a blog about it. Here:

Yes, you got me, there could be an invisable unicorn in my room. Also:
We could all be living in the matrix! How would we know?

Mars might have life on it, but we can't find it because its nano sized and made of silicon.

We might all have mutant powers, right now. Each one with his or her own unique ability. But there is one guy in Mexico who's mutant power is to turn off all of our mutant powers. His power was the power of his father, and his father before that. So, long ago humans could use their powers, but as long as this families male line is not broken, we can't. (its linked to that families Y chromosome) My mutant power could be to control wood.

The sun is could be alive, and it really likes watching star trek, except DS9, and was upset Enterprise was canceled. It could have almost told us to put it back on, but was detracted by the new season of Battlestar, and wants to wait till after the final movie to let us know its alive and wants more star trek.

We could all be the experiment of an extradimentional alien, that wanted to start a small big bang in his lab. He set up all of the laws of physics because he wanted to study them the way they are in our universe. That's why we can't travel faster than light. It's the max speed he can record data, and he does not want to miss anything.

Time travling humans from the end of time could collect the memories of each person that has died and put them in a virtual simulator. Which is where our notion of heaven comes from.
This probably IS that simulator, and we have already died, but do not remember.

This could all be the dream of a superbeetle, and it will wake in 2012. The Aztecs knew that so that's when they ended their calendar. The superbeetle would talk to them on the second sunday of each year, but does not anymore because they got wiped out.

In the dimension next to ours the starting of our universe was all different, so we all have magic powers and are ruled by Marten Luther, who is a Lich and eats only gold.

We might wake up one day to find our shoes on our heads and our toes in our fingers. The moon might be hollow and there might be a race of space monkeys living in it, waiting for the day when the great banana tell them what to do with us.

There could not only be an invisible pink unicorn in my room, there could be goblins in the woods that can't interact with matter. And angels dancing on the ends of all pins, while demons attack raccoons on the bottom of the ocean. Each word I type here could cause an ant on the otherside of the milkyway to die, but cause a new star to be born in the heavens.

Brion Gysin could have been right.

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WHO KNOWS?
"There are no black swans."

But so what? Its not going to change my life. I see no evidence for or against it. So who cares? I will live my life like I do, and I would hope you would do the same.


"Science tells us what is NOT true. We once thought the earth was flat, now we know its not, and assume it to be round. But it if string theory is right, it might not be round at all, it could be a 10d string. All science can tell us is that its NOT flat." -Matthew Argall
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