My Little Sister's MySpace
She needs to know:
1) Do not use your real name online. Its too late to keep the one you have- its compromised. Get it legally changed when you turn 18.
2) that all lower case thing on the right...parsed like this....the one that tells your whole life story and the rambling thoughts you have that i had when i was your age...it looks like poo...use paragraphs punctuation and some capital letters
3) same goes for that scroll box in the middle...its too narrow and so small...scrolling is a wench
4) In fact- the whole thing looks bad.
5) You are not 'hard' or a 'bad MFer'. Just...no.
6) You have your high school listed alongside your photo. Amber alerts are for kids like you.
7) I am telling mom!
And no. I am not linking it. Your eyes would bleed.
With whom? Your daughter?Silly me, I should have read the header.Indeed, you have yourself quite a problem there.
1) I try to keep everything hush-hush, but it's rather common knowledge now; though, it should be noted that I have absolutely (or pretty much) nothing on the this global communication network about me.
2) People these days are too lazy; don't expect them to use a little more effort in punctuating, syntax, and grammar.
4) I can't comment on the MySpace in question; haven't viewed it.
5) Hrm.
6) Huh?
7) Mom? Your sis is probably legal now...or not, as hinted in the first 'thing to know'.