My Little Sister's MySpace

Good grief- I need to have a talk with that girl. I just found her MySpace on a tip from my wife...

She needs to know:

1) Do not use your real name online. Its too late to keep the one you have- its compromised. Get it legally changed when you turn 18.
2) that all lower case thing on the right...parsed like this....the one that tells your whole life story and the rambling thoughts you have that i had when i was your age...it looks like poo...use paragraphs punctuation and some capital letters
3) same goes for that scroll box in the middle...its too narrow and so small...scrolling is a wench
4) In fact- the whole thing looks bad.
5) You are not 'hard' or a 'bad MFer'. Just...no.
6) You have your high school listed alongside your photo. Amber alerts are for kids like you.
7) I am telling mom!

And no. I am not linking it. Your eyes would bleed.
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