Anatomy of a BLOG
B - Bulls**t. Most of the time people who post thier opinions are completely and utterly useless to you and your day to day living (IRONY YAY). So why do you guys even read them at all? Is it some fascination with people and their opinion/problems with life that you get some kind of grotesque pleasure out of it when you finally determine that the person blogging is just flat-out wrong? What kind of bored/sick/crazy person are you?
L - Lunacy. (Also read above). I guess this is where I tell you that people who blog may or may not be legally insane. Well, it could be true. In this big ocean we like to call the internet (and other suspicions names), you will find a lot of people that are just bat-s**t crazy and love to talk about it.
O - Opinion. Duh. What else would you expect for the letter "O"? Maybe Oblivious since there's a lot of ignorant people out there that like to post their opinions about nothing (who may or may not be aware that nobody cares too much). You just might hope these kinds of people aren't friends with the letters "B" or "L" in BLOG.
G - GG. Yep. Kinda ran out of ideas for this one. Good going. Good game. People sometimes just really over-extend themselves when righting their pointless, moronic blogs and you say: "gg man". Since, after all, we all want to feel like winners with our blogs.
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Posted Jan 14, 2008B - ********? Hardly. How about 'bare'? As in 'laid bare'. People post in blogs so that their thoughts can be read and responded to. The whole point of a blog is so others can read it. I read yours because the name interested me. Normally, I read those of my friends, or those that bother to comment on mine.
L - Lunacy belongs under your B category. It sounds like you're just trying to insult people. "Life" is what I'd label it; a blog is a recording of your life. It's a place to put down your thoughts. Mostly for your benefit. But others, perhaps friends and family members, can read about your life too. It's half a news letter, half a journal. "Log" is appropriate to. B-log. That sounds like the etymology of the word.
O - Yes, it's an opinion. That's the whole point. Opinion. And who are you to tell someone that their opinion is wrong? As for Oblivious, well... I know at least one person that applies to.
G - Ran out of steam? How about 'good', for it's effect on your psyche due to the catharsis effect? 'Grandiose', in reference to blogs by companies and such that give out their plans for the future. 'Gnosis', knowledge, wisdom imparted in the blog through the thoughts and experiences passed on.
I could go on.
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Posted Jan 14, 2008