Good News For Gamers!!

I know many of you here are gamers! And boy do I have some revolutionary news for you guys! Something that will make the "pause" button a thing of the past.

Imagine a world where the gaming never stopped. Where there'd never be that:

"Ugh, I gotta scratch my nose but I don't wanna break my 4x Streak on Through The Fire And The Flames"

or "Damn dude, I don't wanna quit this raid, but I need a drink like a bastard!!!"

Gentleman, I bring you....GAMER SLOP!!!!!

Gamer Slop is an intense fusion of crushed up Dorito paste, Pocky Flakes, and Minced Taquito Mash all brought together in a sweet soup of Red Bull and Dr. Pepper. Fortified with BHT, Guarana and Aspartame.

And here's where the magic begins. Gamer Slop is contained in an easy fit feeding bag that fits comfortably around the back of your skull and rest right in front of your mouth, WHERE IT BELONGS!!!

And for you Madden fans, "GAMER SLOP WITH BEER" The great taste and convenience of regular Gamer Slop, infused with the smooth flavour of Sam Adams' Boston Lager.

Vomit the night away as you score touchdown after touchdown, unhindered by having to grab that next beer or reach for the bag of chips. Gamer Slop With Beer brings the party to you!

And I know what you're all thinking. And I have 2 words for you:

Gamer Diapers

So Eat, Drink, Evacuate, Sleep and wake up to consume more. This is what America is about.

GOD BLESS
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