I Could Be The Next Carrotop

Our dish soap smells really awful, I hate actually getting it on my hands when I'm forced to do mundane slave labour like dish washery. I always felt odd having to use other soap to wash the smell of that soap off my hand afterwords. It's sort of like those times when your really drunk and throw up on yourself and you end up having to take off your shirt, lie on your back and piss all over yourself to wash it off. I mean it just seems silly, right?

I get the feeling people aren't relating to my relation humour there...Isn't that what people find funny? Like when some king O'comedy comes out and says crap like "Yo, ya'll have a microwave....that thing gotsa lotta buttons yo, ya'll know its gotta lotta buttons! Muh wife dun be cookin in it, and she be like, damn look at all these buttons, but I confused yo, cause women ain't be makin no sense, right?"

What sort of synapse in the brain reacts to that? Why do people applaud like trained seals when any other person in the world, simply talks about something that they themselves have experienced? Why not take this time to laugh it up america, I ate most of what was left of my cousin after the accident as well.

*Throws you a fish

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