I Could Be The Next Carrotop
I get the feeling people aren't relating to my relation humour there...Isn't that what people find funny? Like when some king O'comedy comes out and says crap like "Yo, ya'll have a microwave....that thing gotsa lotta buttons yo, ya'll know its gotta lotta buttons! Muh wife dun be cookin in it, and she be like, damn look at all these buttons, but I confused yo, cause women ain't be makin no sense, right?"
What sort of synapse in the brain reacts to that? Why do people applaud like trained seals when any other person in the world, simply talks about something that they themselves have experienced? Why not take this time to laugh it up america, I ate most of what was left of my cousin after the accident as well.
*Throws you a fish
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It's just, vomiting always gets me going. That and self deprecating humour.
Also, Chef Brian is not random. There's a method behind his madness... That's kind of a low blow there dude. O.o
LIES! ALL LIES!
Seriously, though, I just never found the man all that funny. Actually, I find aborted fetuses funnier than Carrot Top.
Ok, ok, I'll finally be serious. The main isn't funny. At all.
*resist urge to make yet another joke*
urk, uggg, urrrrrrrrr...
I'D RATHER EAT THE **** POOPED OUT BY A BUFFALO WITH NASTY HEMMOROIDS THAN WATCH CARROT TOP!
*runs away*
EDIT: *comes back*
Needed to see the rest of that post. Damn me and my ADHD. Though you could probably be funny unlike him. Just in a total random sort of way. Kinda like Chef Brian from CAD.
Regarding the titles. It's a subtle thing, but there's a connection. You see, thee Carrotop, he is funny american stand up comedy man like myself as portrayed for the duration of this post. So it is to say, that I could be like him as well, what with comedy. But you know, he is not funny, and neither am I.
It's that sorta thing. Chairman of the board was pretty badass though. I love the part where the fat guy from beetlejuice makes a traveling vomit bag that he vomits into. That sorta made the movie for me.