Lawls Of Attraction

Did any of you read that book "The Secret" where it's all like "If you think about it and visualize it and have it in your mind it will come to you".

I personally think the concept holds a lot of relevance. And although some might dismiss it as nothing more then being obsessed with a concept enough to drive you to get it or in the same vein have it so much on your mind that you notice it everywhere I think it might just be a lil more then that. Although yeah, it is probably that.

I never actually read the book or anything, reading is hard and boring. I did watch a video about it on youtube though whilst looking for porn.

My problem is that because of the book being so popular, it comes with that gross social stigma of being related to the disease infested likes of Angelina Jolie and Tom Cruise.

I think it's best to associate it with something more pure and beautiful like Satanic magic or demonology.

With that, and with the help of the dark lord I will get these things I desire.

"In the name of Satan,the ruler of the earth, the king of the world, I command the forces of darkness to bestow their Infernal Power upon me!
Open wide the gates of hell and come forth from the abyss to greet me as your sister and friend!
Give me the indulgences of which I speak!
I have taken thy name as part of myself! I live as the beast of the fields, rejoicing in the fleshy life! I favour the just and curse the rotten!
By all Gods of the Pit, I command that these things of which I speak shall come to pass!
Come forth and answer to your names by manifesting my desires!"

I will have a kickass all foil Kithkin deck that totally stomps face at the local FNMs.

My girl will finally get get on that plane and make it from Cali to her real home in crapass NC. We will live happily ever after and eventually be together somewhere overseas.

I'll be making enough money either from my online relationship advice or some other easy job to support my beloved lover and have us live happily somewhere in the Netherlands with all my beloved friends.

I will have a copy of the deluxe edition of Dethklok's "Deathalbum" that I couldn't get cause I live in a frickin backwoods redneck state now.

I'll be out of said frickin backwoods redneck state.

Kawaii Loli-Unko!!!
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