New Advancements In Fatal Self Injury

Oh em gee!!! I just noticed that these journals have a "Post On" option.

I always wanted something like that.

I mean, imagine like you wanted to write your suicide note online and you type it all out and make it public, you're all excited like "Ohhh, wait till my friends hear what I did!! This is gonna be soooooo edgy!!! Finally they'll understand how serious I was, they're gonna think I'm such a total misunderstood artsy badass now. They'll be talking about this for days!!" but then a few hours pass, you didn't have the balls to do it and now you have to live through an embarrassing fate far worse than any self inflicted death.

But what's great about this, is that you can write up the note, set it to post the next day and either you get the job done and the note goes through with 100% accuracy leaving you looking like a total hardass or you could just cancel it at the last minute, and pretend it never happened. Maybe save it in draft mode for the next time you get "that feeling".

I'm just gonna imagine that they had this in mind when incorporating this useful option into our journals and I think that's really sweet of them.

Oh, and you can post attachments too!
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