My Life As An Orphan

Dear Mom and Dad,

Thank you for finally and definitively disowning me today. I can only hope your uninvolvement makes my life as good as you say my absence makes yours'.

Hope I made you *******s proud,
Mike

PS: In case anyone wonders, no, this is not the start of me injecting my blog with actual serious content. Nor should this be seen as a worrying flash of emo from me. Consider this a rare event. I'll be back to not caring about anything and posting sarcastic entries in no time.
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