My Life As An Orphan
Thank you for finally and definitively disowning me today. I can only hope your uninvolvement makes my life as good as you say my absence makes yours'.
Hope I made you *******s proud,
Mike
PS: In case anyone wonders, no, this is not the start of me injecting my blog with actual serious content. Nor should this be seen as a worrying flash of emo from me. Consider this a rare event. I'll be back to not caring about anything and posting sarcastic entries in no time.
I'm going to be blunt. My two-way street of family drama is a touchy subject for me. Especially now. I only brought it up because I felt the need to vent and this is the best place. My real life friends would only offer sympathy, and I'd rather avoid the chick flick moments. Little risk of those here. But my venting doesn't mean I'm looking to share my 'pain' beyond that.
You seem pained by something, or, quite possibly, somebody.
What do you mean what ails me?
Would you consider yourself cynical, Mikey? What ails you?
"A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government."
- Edward Abbey (1927-1989)