MTG Salvation

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Quote from Nai

This I can understand, since I play mafia myself (just not on this website, yet). However, something that only says "Bah" without anything else involved is pretty much spam, regardless. In this case, I actually consulted with Lesurgo to see what he said. Since posts count here, and all that, he said it's probably good to use a warning.

Bah


Spam just for the sake of spam and disregarding a Moderator. Infraction given.
-nan

Quote from loran16

AND WHAT DO YOU MEAN THAT MAFIA IS NOT SERIOUS BUSINESS.

MAFIA IS LIFE! IF YOU DISRESPECT IT, I WILLLLLLLLLLLLKILLLLLLLLLLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUu

Quote from Cyan

I dislike gimmicks more than..pretty much anything.

Except joboman.

...

And DV

...

And Tilde.

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Quote from shibui

The way people talk about kpaca sometimes makes him sound like he is a poo-flinging crazy.

[I]He's seppel. Except not amusing.[/I]

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Quote from ZeDorkSlipeur

Isn't Evangelion this mind☺☺☺☺ing anime with giant cannibal robots piloted by depressive, suicidal twelve years old?

... I guess I'll pass.

No, you're thinking of Yu-gi-oh the mind☺☺☺☺ing anime with giant duel monsters piloted by depressive, suicidal twelve year olds.

Quote from Alpha Werewolf

And I can totally see jobo rushing the Queen out. It's just like his mafia style

Quote from Cyan

Quote from kpaca

The only players I don't want to play against are Azrael and Cyan, because they are just as if not more charismatic than I am. And therefore I can't just say "hey I'm charismatic, lets all wagon this guy!" and have it work.

I want to say 'it's not all that easy'.

But..well, it really is.

Quote from ZeDorkSlipeur

I have an idea for a mafia game : MMO Mafia : Every player can do a set of menial tasks over and over, every time they accomplish one of these they have a 0,1% chance to obtain a certain item. By combining items according to a predetermined recipe (that they have to discover on their own), they have a 10% chance of obtaining a one-time right to perform a given action, such as : vote, send a PM to one of your scumbuddies, use a special night action. Players must be careful with their experiments, since items will disappear after combination no matter if the operation was successful or not!

This could be the greatest concept for a mafia game ever. The mother of all great concepts for mafia games, even!

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Quote from ZeDorkSlipeur

A "nice guy" who joins a Basic, delivers some semi-helpful Mafia theory and lays at the back while the newbies do all the actual work, is arguably worse than a "bastard" who manipulates them like puppets and teaches them useful practical lessons.

So is that how you get to sleep at night? Tell yourself that everything you've done is for the purpose of "teaching"?

Of course not. That would give me nightmares.

Quote from ZeDorkSlipeur

Thank you Dagger for making me realise Mafia = *****. They both have 5 letters in their words, they are both long, they are both hard, and they are both sources of fun, of disputes and of embarrassment.

[I]It all makes so much sense now.[/I]

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Quote from red_0mega

Waffles do not scare me, I eat those for breakfast.

Now that's a manly man. Nothing can scare him. I imagine he's 7 foot tall and 220 lb of pure hard-as-steel muscle, with a growly voice and a scar over one eye for good measure.

The waffles don't stand a chance.

Yeah, you got me. Just imagine if I were french too:
I would have a beret, a wispy little moustache, and be out rioting.
Then I would really be a badass.

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Quote from MandersHex

On another note, I heard somewhere that Reya Cookiebringer was your wife. Any truth to that?

I'd love to have a wife nicknamed "cookiebringer". Or a wife with a different nickname for different times of the day: "sandwichbringer", "stewbringer", "cheesebringer", etc.

Quote from Emo_Pinata

I am the only one entertained that Nakamura revealed his identity much like it was a mafia member giving up on a game?

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Quote from lrd

I'll stop at nothing to avoid using negative numbers.

Are you positive?

That's a negative.

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Quote from Infinis

Asking if the people who read this board if they know math is like asking a porn star if she was ever molested.

People here get paid to do math?

Quote from loran16

SIDENOTE: I strongly advise against eating shoes.

Quote from mystic1110

Holy ****, AI if these are your posts during the random stage, how long will they get later on :eek:.

and

holy **** your a dude!

My mind is blown

Quote from Toastboy

I really can't decide whether you're the newbiest town I've ever seen, or just awful, awful scum.

Quote from Toastboy

If the flak on me (not much admittedly) is entirely from the length of my posts, I am very tempted to replace out of this game. That should not be found scummy. If it was, AsianInvasion and Nai would be dead men.

Quote from Guardman

Just because you are confirmed town and kpaca does not make you God. At best it makes you Morgan Freeman.

Quote from ZeDorkSlipeur

Learn to play this game. [I]Please[/I]. Your terribleness is insulting.

Quote from ZeDorkSlipeur

I claim Exodia the Forbidden One, my ability is that I can stop the game at any time and be the only winner.

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Quote from Cyan

So, someone gave me a posting restriction. All of my posts have to rhyme. I get 3 strikes a day, after which I lose my vote for the day.

Pretty sure I'll just end up not having a vote today, because I despise posting restrictions and don't think that they have any place in the game of mafia.

It seems likely that the person that did this to me is one of the people that has posted in the thread already, though I suppose it's possible that someone just snuck in, submitted an action against me, and didn't actually post to the thread(this doesn't seem likely to me, but it is at least possible).

Anyway. Obviously this post was Strike 1. Either I'll be voteless today, or, I'll post almost none. What an exciting choice for me.

So, someone gave me a posting restriction, you ho. All of my posts have to rhyme, you know?. I get 3 strikes a day you mod ho, after which I lose my vote for the day, you know?

Pretty sure I'll just end up not having a vote today you know, because I despise posting restrictions you ho and don't think that they have any place in the game of mafia you know?

It seems likely that the person that did this to me, you ho, is one of the people that has posted in the thread already you know? Though I suppose it's possible that someone just snuck in you know, submitted an action against me, and didn't actually post to the thread you ho.(this doesn't seem likely to me you know, but it is at least possible you ho).

Anyway. Obviously this post was Strike 1 you know. Either I'll be voteless today you ho, or, I'll post almost none you know. What an exciting choice for me, you ho.

That is quite possibly one of the funniest posts I've ever read, MMOD.

I wasn't the one who did that to you, Cyan; although I'm not sure whomever did would pipe up and claim it anyway, because the side effect (lost vote) strikes me as something more beneficial to scum than town.

You know, I already thought it was DYH, but now I'm really convinced..you ho.

Quote from Seppel

Do you have a symbiote yet? Once I'm done with Gigas (he takes forever to finish), I can cuddle up with you.

...

Wow, I never imagined a mafia game would legitimately make me feel like a promiscuous lover.

Quote from ZeDorkSlipeur

OMGUS is to scumtells what Miley Cyrus is to music.

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Quote from Wrath_of_DoG

Oh yeah, herfderf. I am a garaman.

You are a dog

Quote from Seppel

Unlynchable, unkillable Garaman townie teleporter.

This is like my favorite role ever.

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Quote from ~Tilde~

This was a bluff.

If you are town I hope you die in a fire.

If you are scum...carry on, I guess.

Quote from ~Tilde~

I just [I]single-handedly[/I] got the town doc mislynched off a (poorly-conceived in retrospect) gambit!

Quote from Azrael

I think he's Tilde, and understanding Tilde is like understanding the drunken meanderings of a chimp writing in ancient greek with a quill pen onto a stone tablet.

Quote from Axelrod

Oh God, do I not want to be voting for the same person as Tilde ever again.

Help me.

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Quote from joboman

My name is Ash Ketchup

I am very happy with a Growlith lynch.

I think that Tilde is probbably a Sheldon pokemans.

I think that we should lynch either Sheldon or Growlith. They're both mean pokemans.

/replace

Quote from Seppel

Playing with creampuffeater in a game of Mafia is like playing a game without creampuffeater in the game, except from time to time, creampuffeater might post in the thread.

Quote from nacho wizard

Is it me, or did AI seriously just change his av to Sylar?

im [I]so[/I] glad i joined this game. its been [I]so[/I] much fun. you guys are all just [I]great[/I] lets be friends [I]forever[/I]

Quote from Ged

bateleur is in this game? And I reviewed it? CRAP

Quote from burboy

HORSECRAP I AM AN EXCELLENT MAFIA PLAYER AND THIS ONLY SEATS YOU FURTHER ON THE FENCE

Quote from AlphaInsidious

Also your second conclusion is like saying, "The sky is green, THUS monkeys ride motorbikes."

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Quote from Seppel

YOU

ARE

AN

☺☺☺☺☺.

woot

Quote from burboy

HEY TL LET ME TELL YOU WHO TARGETED YOU LAST NIGHT I'LL LOOK AT THE PERSON AND BLINK ONCE FOR COP TWICE FOR DOC THREE TIMES FOR VIG FOUR TIMES FOR WATCHER FIVE TIMES FOR BODYGUARD AND SIX TIMES FOR SOMETHING ELSE JUST WING IT AND DON'T TELL ANYBODY FOR GOD'S SAKE MAN

Quote from burboy

Watching you post is like watching a man try to eat something that is too hot, burn his mouth, spit it out, wait a few seconds, and then take another bite of it.

Quote from bateleur

And after nacho wizard has finished kicking the poo out of you I'll growl "Finish Him!" and then he'll grab you by the ears, stuff your head up your butt and drop kick you into a jacuzzi with Seppel's mom in it. At which point I'll declare "Fatality!" (trust me, it's fatal) and everyone else will clap.

Nothing personal. It's a special service we provide to anyone who screws up that badly.

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Quote from vezokpiraka

This thread is full if fun.
Let's lynch someone and have more fun.
Preferably don't lynch me or sepel.

Make love to me, Vezok, so that I may learn your turgid ways.

Quote from Kraj

Seppel is like South Park. The first time you see it you think, "Wtf is this? I can't understand a word they're saying. This is annoying and stupid." And then you get used to the show's style and it's brilliant and hilarious.

Quote from Sepiriel

Your posting, to me, seemed to indicate or give the idea that we should just stop, crank up the Barry White and start the romantic dinner with AI...

Quote from Zionite

oh i see.
That's like:
"I'm so hungry I could eat a horse!"
VibeBox: "Oh yeah? Well it just so happens I have a horse here for you, prepared for eating."
"uhh..."
VibeBox: "AHA! SO YOU CAN'T EAT A HORSE!"

Quote from Toastboy

Someone told me the other day that if you sleep outside during March, elm trees will eat yoursrelf soul. and THAT'S wehy they call March 'the month of raisinssssssss'

heh. You all lost the GAME.
HEH.


Well, I've clearly had too much gin.

But how much gin is too much?
I DON'T KNOW, MYSTERY MAN, how much is too mccuh?

NEVVEERRRRRRRRR

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Quote from Seppel

Eh, true. I didn't think it was the same because you can't do anything until night, whereas my needs are immediate.

Taken out of context, this is an amazing quote.

Quote from Zionite

Well, obviously we have a RAPIST at Gabriel High School.

He’s climbin' in your windowsHe’s snatchin' your people up
Trying rape 'em so y’all need toHide your kids, Hide your wife and hide your husband
Cause they’re rapin' everbody out hereYou don’t have to come and confessWe’re lookin' for you,We gon' find youSo you can run and tell that, homeboyWe got your t-shirt,you done left fingerprints and allYou are so dumb,you are really dumb–for real

Quote from poggydude

Poggydude:let's policy lynch malcolm
Most people:THATS' THE DUMB
Lost Profit: Let's policy lynch falkonn
Zionite: DER MMKAY SOUNDS GOOD

Quote from Cyan

I can understand liking to kill people alot. I would love to be the Vig all of the time.

Quote from Keifru

"Kpaca can you shoot me so I don't have to deal with this insanity?"

Quote from poggydude

HOLY CRAP GUYS!!!!! ZIONITE JUST SAID HE'S NOT SCUM!!!! THIS IS GREAT NOW WE CAN ALL UNVOTE HIM BECAUSE HE JUST CONFIRMED THAT HE'S NOT SCUM!!!!! WHAT A GREAT DAY FOR THE TOWN!!!!!!!!

Quote from atlseal

[I]Oh yay[/I], poggy and vez in the same game. I say you should attack each other until one or the other is the victor.

Quote from mystery meat of doom

In my defense, your avatar is a female, as is your name, and you bring cookies, and you use smilies and in a few posts you spelt things like a young teenager.

The first thing that pops to mind is a 13 year old white girl with braces.

Quote from Cyan

I hate this game.

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Quote from Seppel

We have performed a fusion dance and now we are one player.

We have a double vote.

We have two lives. Players can target the miller life or the normal life for a kill.

If we lose a life, we lose our double-vote.

Quote from Azrael

ITT, Poggy > Seppel.

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Quote from atlseal

You seem hellbent on convincing me that you're not town.

isnt this how you are supposed to play jester?

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Quote from TheFooFish

That's because I plunged my dagger into his chest. I made sure it was slow and painful. The expression of horror and agony on his face was priceless. I savored every moment.

-Oh, and good job protecting your leader. Your days are numbered Red Faction.

I see.



And how did that make you feel?

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Quote from AsianInvasion

Why do you think you'd be the NK over me?

Only because everyone loves to mount Az on their wall.

...You know what I mean.

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Quote from Cyan

Also, I don't find Fenris' behavior to be that similar to Zajnet. Fenris seems to be more unintentionally scummy, whereas Zajnet is just like..really bad. Mostly, I feel like if Zajnet were scum, we would have seen another 'I'm an Azzyrian' claim.

"Azzyrian?" I only know about Bronzebeards and Wildhammers. Is that a new Dwarven clan?

I was an azzyrian. Now I'm dead.

Wit is so lost on you Vezok.

Quote from Reya Cookiebringer

think a early mass claim would have been helpful.

Quote from Artifice 101 re: Horseshoe_Hermit

I am finding it irritating that the latin near you avatar (rerum cognoscere causas) means "to know the causes of things" yet you offer no opinion of substance.

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I just frankly can't believe these wagons.

What can you believe? (before Muffin Man comes in and says you haven't said anything....)

I believe we are doomed.

Doomed, like... how doomed? What flavor of doomed?

Doomed to run around like chickens with our heads cut off until it is time to turn us into soup.

Quote from Chibi C"thulhu

The last time I checked, I had a *****. It might have switched around on me.

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Quote from kpaca

Sometimes I wish I had machine gun vig powers.

@kpaca, why is that?

So I could just shoot like six of you tonight.

Protip: you are on the list!

Quote from Shalako

(╬ノಠ益ಠ)ノ ==== ┻━━┻

This must be what Cyan feels like all the time.

Quote from kpaca

This is the worst Day 1 I've ever experienced.

Quote from Chibi C"thulhu

What I love about playing with you is just how friendly you are. Some people are condescending, and think that they are just the bees's knees, but you sir are quite different.
Every moment of playtime I am able to engage with you is equivalent to years of bliss. There is no doubt that the sheer physical pleasure gained from reading one of your posts is greater than that of sex.

Quote from Shalako

I'm so turned on for lynching Horseshoe_Hermit I'm typing this with my *****.

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Quote from Macius

well, it is traditional to lynch [Yanni] day one.....
but PF got rid of his good avatar pic, so thts why we must lynch him.

The girlfriend lynched me in real life. Turns out she was scum anyway.

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Quote from Yanni

And I live in Rural Maine

That explains it.

Quote from tezzeret12

You missed my point.

The people who play mafia here also play magic.

We have no lives. Hammering Manders could be the most action some people have gotten in months. (no offense R_0, no offense)

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Quote from kpaca

He's not kissing my feet, he's polishing my gun.