My dead extendo.




Quotes
Game quotes which can be found here.
Quote from Archon Kamigawa »
508: Steal all the horny teenagers then throw them in a room the repopulate. then eat the babies.

Quote from TwOnEightMagic »
Step 509: get as far away as possible from Archon...

Quote from apaulogy »
510: For real, when you see Archon RUN!!!

Normal(ish) Quotes
Quote from Conant »
I think that last baby I ate was full of drugs. I keep seeing such pretty colors and... Lady Gaga? What are you doing here? Fighting the communist zombies? Can I help? (drools)

Quote from KrackShott »
And AK, any blood on my extendo and you'll receive spankings for a month!

Quote from Edghyatt »
I think Jhoira is hot:(
I'd sooo do her if she was real!:no:
She's my Magic-crush (of course, there's always Mirri, but I'm not into bestiality... I prefer humans).
LOL, I finally got to say that.:p
[patheticness]Could it be, in part, because Jhoira sorta looks like my ex?[/patheticness]
roflmao... this may be disturbing for people who're prone to getting the wrong idea out of things.:D

Quote from Drop And Die »
My "confusion" senses are tingling. Wait, why am I here? Who am I? What is that shadow lurking towards m-.

*silence*

Archon, stop killing me Frown

Quote from DarkNightCavalier »

Tis AK's job to strangle, dismember, dissect and cook all victims for the Oblivion cafe.

Quote from KrackShott »
I took a survey, Archon. 1% of the population is giving you the thumbs-up for giving me soy sauce over gravy. The other 99% only got up a middle finger.

Quote from Someone on a different forum »
When life hands you lemons, make everybody into orange juice.

Quote from Drop And Die »

Ya never know dark...and besides, blood + necrophilia = good times.

Quote from SGT Chubbz »
fine, we don't refer to archon at all because she traumatized us all to the point where we don't remember anything

Quote from Drop And Die »
Archon is the devil! FLEEE


Mafia Quotes
Quote from Wrath Of DoG »
I haven't gotten my rolepm yet, but hey, I'm always down with a Cyan lynch Teach



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Wins Town, Maifa Nuetral
1/0/0

Loses
0/0/0

Plays
1/0/0


Welcome to Space Station Mafia, Archon Kamigawa. You are Jan de Witt, Townie Tracker.

With close to ten years of experience with orbital construction work, you've had a hand in most of the colony ships that have been dispatched to other star systems, as well as having helped with most of the recent additions to the EUSS. Skill is part of your success, but by coming to outer space you also found a place where your small stature (barely 160 cm) worked to your advantage. While your spacesuits have had to be specially constructed (usually modifed from the female versions), your size allowed you to work in tighter confines than most of your fellows could manage, allowing you to use your light touch to full effect.

Now that the station has been all but destroyed, you plan to take advantage of your diminutive frame to keep an eye on the others. With some luck, you should be able to keep track of people's movements at night without alerting them to your presence.

Each night, you may send me the name of a player you want to track. In the morning, I will send you a response letting you know who (if anyone) that player targetted on that night.

You win the game when there are only townie players left alive.

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