This thread is getting ridiculous. You pacifists need to learn conflict is inevitable, and that we should embrace it instead of delay it, and perhaps make it works when it actually happens. Fighting is the best form of physcial therapy.
Violence isn't inevitable... Well, for now. Most importantly, though, this is not what the thread is about, so he makes a good point. Violence is not what this is about.
EDIT: Yeah, I forgot about the reference to the Unstable Mutation. That was the nerdiest thing I've seen all week, and if you describe it, no offense, but perhaps the girl did beat you up.
Yes, it was, but I like it. It makes alot of sense, actually.
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If you are a guy and a girl goes and starts a fight with you, you have every right to defend yourself against injury. This includes hitting back. I don't think it includes going for the kill shot or using vicious excessive force because yes, you can maim or kill a female with surprisingly little effort. There is a double standard, but I think if a woman's dumb or desperate enough to beat on a man, it's her fault if she gets laid up in the hospital. There are simply better ways to resolve conflict.
If a guy starts it, and the woman is seriously injured or killed, that's a different story. But since it's usually nearly impossible to get an accurate sense of who started a fight anyway, it's a moot point.
AUUGGHH! This is about how sexism is bad, eh? This seems to defend it. Anyway, if it is a girl who starts the fight, then chances are good she can defend herself well enough, unless she is . (I just like that emoticon) You have to take the -1/-1 counters if your going to take the +3/+3.
How does the Yore-Tiller Nephilim and Breath of Fury combo work? I don't get it because the summoned creatures still have summoning sickness. I know they attack when reanimated because they are just in the attacking state, but they can't attack again, and you can't put Breath of fury onto another summoned creature, right? So what's up?
You can't call this a discard deck without Castigate. I know Nocturnus doesn't trigger, but You will play this on turn 2 most likely, anyway. Max out Conjurer's Ban. Take out Shadow Lance. It actually is not that bad, it just doesn't fit the deck. PUT IN DISTRESS! Megrim could be good, and Seizan, Perverter of Truth is a nice beater that gives the opponents more cards to kill and be megrimized. This does go against Shortfang, however.
IDEAS: Blood Clock- Makes opponent return creatures, they need all the lands they can get or they get burned, for you, just return Anarchist and Stone Rain another land every turn.
Feral Lightning is a nice surprise beater when the opponent is defenseless.
Wow, this looks like a deck I would build. I liked the Crack the Akki combo, so I will see what I can do. Junktroller prevents decking and Golgari Guildmage can get Anarchist back quickly. A nice solid kill spell, such as Rend Flesh or Dark Banishing could be useful.
I don't see why there aren't more nephilims. You should have 4 or some Clutch of the Undercitys. Also, you could try more putrefys and mortifys. (Why do all my cards end in Y and are plural??) Also, Castigate could be a good early defense. Remand can generate some nice tempo. Strands of Undeath can save your nephilim as well as putting more counters on it and crippling the opponent.
Anyway, the Simic Guildmage idea from Wildfire seems very plausible, adding effects to a creature. Instead of trample, maybe regeneration.
For Azorious, tapping and untapping creatures doesn't seem to fit. Maybe tapping, but attack prevention or a War Tax effect cound be it. Its blue ability might be "counter target spell unless controller pays 1."
And if you care, Massacre is already a card. And another Lammasu would be cool.
Loxodon Gatekepper can be a good slow-down tactic.
I don't know why Shrieking Grotesque hasn't been mentioned.
EDIT: Yeah, Graverobber is a great idea!
Violence isn't inevitable... Well, for now. Most importantly, though, this is not what the thread is about, so he makes a good point. Violence is not what this is about.
Yes, it was, but I like it. It makes alot of sense, actually.
AUUGGHH! This is about how sexism is bad, eh? This seems to defend it. Anyway, if it is a girl who starts the fight, then chances are good she can defend herself well enough, unless she is . (I just like that emoticon) You have to take the -1/-1 counters if your going to take the +3/+3.
You could add Giant Solifuge or Gruul Guildmage.
Oh, yeah. How about Zombify or Vigor Mortis (might be too black intesnive.)
4 Wreak Havoc
4 Stone Rain
4 Barbarian Riftcutter
4 Seismic Spike
4 Anarchist
4 Bottled Cloister
4 Giant Solifuge
4 Magnivore
6 Forest
14 Mountain
Be right back with some more ideas
IDEAS: Blood Clock- Makes opponent return creatures, they need all the lands they can get or they get burned, for you, just return Anarchist and Stone Rain another land every turn.
Feral Lightning is a nice surprise beater when the opponent is defenseless.
EDIT: What? It isn't? Sorry.
Ha ha.
Ancient silverback is pretty good, but I'll try out some of the others, Morphling. Kodama is good.
4 Overgrowth
4 Llanwar Elves
4 Scatter the Seeds
4 Greater Good
3 Loxodon Warhammer
3 Emperor Crocodile
4 Ursapine
4 Gleancrawler
4 Ancient Silverback
1 Verdant Force
But I was thinking of updating it. The Crocodile doesn't work as well as I thought, so I have 3 slots open, maybe 4 if I take out Verdant Force. I want some way to deal with flyers, maybe Arashi, the Sky Asunder or Jugan, the Rising Star. I know my Overgrowthed land will be swaped by Vedalken Plotter or Annex, so maybe I should use Shizuko, Caller of Autumn? Miren, the Moaning Well could be an idea, too.
What are your ideas? And don't say "take out Ursapine." That is the best card in the deck, I can't believe no one else uses it.
Anyway, the Simic Guildmage idea from Wildfire seems very plausible, adding effects to a creature. Instead of trample, maybe regeneration.
For Azorious, tapping and untapping creatures doesn't seem to fit. Maybe tapping, but attack prevention or a War Tax effect cound be it. Its blue ability might be "counter target spell unless controller pays 1."
And if you care, Massacre is already a card. And another Lammasu would be cool.