MTG Salvation

"Launch Party"


...I see what you did there, Wizards.

Kodama of the Forest Floor 5G
Legendary Creature - Elemental Spirit
G:- Counter target spell/ability that targets only ~.
When a creature you control with 0 power attacks, it gets +5/+0 and gains trample until end of turn.
0/6

Next:- Dawnray Archer

I chose robots, becos' they have no brains to eat, no souls to corrupt, and no butts to probe.

But then suddenly, from beyond the Fourth Wall, the executive producer walked in and inspected what was being written.... Needless to say he was quite furious.

Quality Control - 3WUB
Enchantment
When ~ enters the 'field, exile all silver-bordered cards from everywhere inside the game.
Silver-bordered cards are unacceptable.
Wait a minute....

Sandcrab
Creature - Sand Camarid
~ is blue.
Forecast - :symwu:, reveal ~ from your hand:- You gain 1 life.
Cycling
0/1

Next:- Wall Nomad

I really think Wizards oughtta place Dinosaur among the list of valid creature types. Too often are they miscategorised as "beasts" or "lizards". 'Sides, there're several creatures that already qualify. And as for the Mirari-afflicted mutated animals from Krosa? They coulda been counted as Dinosaurs. On the other hand, they provided plenty of support for eachother, and after all, "Beast" is a much broader classification. That's cos' all the emo 'reject' creatures tend to have that label slapped onto them. Ya know?

Oh dear god.... Cannot unthink 0.0"

Jizz in my Pants - The Lonely Island

Calls From Their Loved Ones - Furries in a Blender

What do you guise play when you wanna relax, or are trying to focus on a task?

For me, I typicaly leave Tokyo Farm Studio Radio on most of the time at home. They mostly play chill-house, melodic trance, and other stuff that won't make you wanna hafta dance.

Rakka Mar, Slave of Bolas - :symb::symr::symg:
Legendary Creature - Human Shaman Minion
Deathtouch
:symtap::- ~ deals 1 damage to target creature.
When a creature dealt damage by ~ this turn dies, you may return target multicoloured card from your graveyard to the hand.
3/3

Next:- Pride of the Clouds in Shadowmoor.

Geyser Chimera - :6mana::symur::symur:
Creature - Phoenix Leviathan
Haste, islandwalk, mountainwalk
When the second instant or sorcery spell each turn is cast, if ~ is in your graveyard, you may pay :2mana::symr:. If you do, return ~ to the 'field.
5/5

Next:- Thalakos Deserter

I've been away from the Forums here at 'Sally for several months now. Within this time I spent focusing on work, school, and other priorities lollygagging alot x.x" Now I think I'm ready to start becoming active again, so I can provide meaningful input and leave valueable feedback. Altho' I really hope not to come across as annoying. My opinions are quite often easily disproven and are thereby invalid.

I also wanna make clear that I have a significant lack of self-esteem. Tho' I'm certain you could see right thru that, by my tentative tone and my inability to make/take jokes. So if I ever post a reply in which I'm reacting defensively, it's likely becos' I was told something I didn't wanna hear. However, I am consistently trying my best to refrain from acting immature like this. Any support & encouragement would be nice too.

Please be patient with me and my nonsense. It's very rarely my intension to troll anyone. And even then, I think I know better than to try and pull that here, of all places o.o"

That's all.

Mental Malfunction - :1mana::sympu::sympu:
Instant
Counter target noncreature spell unless its controller pays and 2 life.

Next cost:- :xmana::ymana::symbg:

Sheoldred's Secret Formula - :sym2b::sympb:
Sorcery
As an extra cost to cast ~, put a -1/-1 on target creature you control.
You draw two cards and lose 2 life.
"It's simple, really. All I did was add a drop of our Oil to this serum. Try some...."
- Glaxosk, servant of Jin-Gitaxias

Next cost:- 6RW

Dream Courier - 1UB
Creature - Human Wizard
Graft 1
When a player discards a card, you may put a +1/+1 counter on ~.
0/0