I took mono red to 2-0-1 top 2. Beat elves and faires and drew with fairies cause there was no point in playing. One of the easiest tournies of my life...my matches took a total of 26 minutes.
0:03:32 [Tehhebrewhammer] It is now turn 14 (Tehhebrewhammer)
0:03:32 [Tehhebrewhammer] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
0:03:33 [Tehhebrewhammer] Tehhebrewhammer untaps his/her permanents
0:03:33 [Tehhebrewhammer] It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step 0:03:34 [Original] Original's life total is now 8 (-1)
0:03:36 [Tehhebrewhammer] Tehhebrewhammer puts Keldon Marauders to Graveyard from Play
0:03:37 [Tehhebrewhammer] Tehhebrewhammer taps Mountain
0:03:37 [Tehhebrewhammer] Tehhebrewhammer taps Mountain 0:03:37 [Tehhebrewhammer] Tehhebrewhammer plays Lash Out from Hand 0:03:38 [Original] Original's life total is now 7 (-1)
0:03:41 [Original] Original's life total is now 8 (+1)
0:03:42 [Original] Original puts Merfolk Looter to Graveyard from Play 0:03:43 [Tehhebrewhammer] Tehhebrewhammer reveals a Rift Bolt
0:03:44 [Original] Original is looking top 1 cards of its Library...
0:03:46 [Original] Original puts Dread Return into play from Library
0:03:46 [Original] Original stops looking its Library...
0:03:48 [Tehhebrewhammer] Tehhebrewhammer puts Lash Out to Graveyard from Play
0:03:49 [Original] Original puts a Dread Return on bottom of Library from Play 0:03:49 [Tehhebrewhammer] Tehhebrewhammer puts Rift Bolt into play from Library
0:03:50 [Tehhebrewhammer] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
0:03:51 [Tehhebrewhammer] Tehhebrewhammer taps Mountain
0:03:52 [Tehhebrewhammer] Rift Bolt now has 1 (+1) counters. 0:03:53 [Tehhebrewhammer] <Tehhebrewhammer> Pass
0:03:59 [Original] <Original> how the **** play a rift bolt?
0:04:08 [Tehhebrewhammer] <Tehhebrewhammer> after i draw it...
0:04:13 [Original] <Original> no.. lol haha
0:04:13 [Tehhebrewhammer] <Tehhebrewhammer> that was my upkeep
0:04:27 [Original] <Original> yeah sure
0:04:28 [Original] <Original> haha 0:04:28 [Original] It is now turn 15 (Original)
0:04:28 [Original] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
0:04:28 [Original] Original untaps his/her permanents
0:04:29 [Original] It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
0:04:29 [Original] It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
0:04:29 [Original] Original draws a card
0:04:29 [Original] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
0:04:32 [Original] Original taps Bonded Fetch
0:04:32 [Original] Original draws a card
0:04:34 [Original] Original puts Akroma, Angel of Wrath to Graveyard from Hand
0:04:37 [Original] Original taps River of Tears
0:04:37 [Original] Original taps Island
0:04:37 [Original] Original taps Underground River
0:04:37 [Original] Original taps Island 0:04:37 [Original] Original plays Makeshift Mannequin from Hand
0:04:37 [Tehhebrewhammer] <Tehhebrewhammer> Ok
0:04:41 [Original] Original puts Akroma, Angel of Wrath into play from Graveyard 0:04:41 [Tehhebrewhammer] <Tehhebrewhammer> sure
0:04:43 [Original] Akroma, Angel of Wrath now has 1 (+1) counters.
0:04:46 [Original] Original puts Makeshift Mannequin to Graveyard from Play
0:04:46 [Original] Original taps Bonded Fetch
0:04:46 [Original] Original draws a card
0:04:48 [Original] Original puts Akroma, Angel of Wrath to Graveyard from Hand
0:04:50 [Original] It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Attackers Step
0:04:53 [Tehhebrewhammer] Tehhebrewhammer's life total is now 14 (-6)
0:04:54 [Original] It is now the End Phase, End Of Turn Step
0:04:55 [Original] <Original> End my turn
0:04:56 [Tehhebrewhammer] It is now turn 16 (Tehhebrewhammer)
0:04:56 [Tehhebrewhammer] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
0:04:56 [Original] Original puts Bonded Fetch to Hand from Play
0:04:57 [Tehhebrewhammer] Tehhebrewhammer untaps his/her permanents
0:04:57 [Tehhebrewhammer] It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
0:04:58 [Original] Original plays Bonded Fetch from Hand
0:04:58 [Original] Original taps Bonded Fetch
0:05:00 [Tehhebrewhammer] Tehhebrewhammer puts Rift Bolt to Graveyard from Play 0:05:01 [Tehhebrewhammer] Tehhebrewhammer taps Keldon Megaliths
0:05:01 [Tehhebrewhammer] Tehhebrewhammer taps Mountain
0:05:01 [Tehhebrewhammer] Tehhebrewhammer taps Mountain
0:05:02 [Original] Original's life total is now 5 (-3)
0:05:06 [Original] <Original> pro red.
0:05:14 [Tehhebrewhammer] <Tehhebrewhammer> the land isn't red
0:05:33 [Original] Original puts Akroma, Angel of Wrath to Graveyard from Play
0:05:35 [Tehhebrewhammer] <Tehhebrewhammer> it has an ability that costs red mana...but it isn't red
0:05:36 [Original] Original puts Akroma, Angel of Wrath into play from Graveyard 0:05:36 [Tehhebrewhammer] It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
0:05:36 [Tehhebrewhammer] Tehhebrewhammer draws a card 0:05:36 [Tehhebrewhammer] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
0:05:38 [Original] Original puts Akroma, Angel of Wrath to Graveyard from Play
0:05:38 [Original] Original puts Bonded Fetch to Graveyard from Play
0:05:38 [Original] Original puts Bonded Fetch to Graveyard from Play
0:05:40 [Original] Original puts Akroma, Angel of Wrath into play from Graveyard
0:05:42 [Tehhebrewhammer] <Tehhebrewhammer> ?
0:05:42 [Original] <Original> sac
0:05:46 [Original] Original puts Dread Return into play from Graveyard 0:05:48 [Original] <Original> flashback
0:05:52 [Tehhebrewhammer] <Tehhebrewhammer> it is a sorcery
0:05:54 [Original] Original puts Dread Return to Graveyard from Play
0:05:56 [Original] Original puts Bonded Fetch into play from Graveyard
0:05:57 [Original] Original puts Bonded Fetch into play from Graveyard
0:05:57 [Original] Original puts Akroma, Angel of Wrath to Graveyard from Play
0:06:00 [Tehhebrewhammer] Tehhebrewhammer taps Mountain
0:06:02 [Tehhebrewhammer] Tehhebrewhammer plays Shock from Hand
0:06:04 [Original] Original taps Bonded Fetch
0:06:04 [Original] Original taps Bonded Fetch
0:06:05 [Original] Original's life total is now 3 (-2)
0:06:06 [Tehhebrewhammer] <Tehhebrewhammer> Pass
0:06:08 [Tehhebrewhammer] Tehhebrewhammer puts Shock to Graveyard from Play
0:06:08 [Original] It is now turn 17 (Original)
0:06:08 [Original] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
0:06:08 [Original] Original untaps his/her permanents
0:06:09 [Original] It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
0:06:09 [Original] It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
0:06:09 [Original] Original draws a card
0:06:09 [Original] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
0:06:16 [Original] Original taps Bonded Fetch
0:06:16 [Original] Original draws a card
0:06:23 [Original] Original puts Bonded Fetch to Graveyard from Hand
0:06:23 [Original] Original taps Bonded Fetch
0:06:23 [Original] Original draws a card
0:06:33 [Original] Original puts Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth to Graveyard from Hand
0:06:34 [Original] Original taps Secluded Glen
0:06:34 [Original] Original taps River of Tears
0:06:34 [Original] Original taps Island
0:06:34 [Original] Original taps Underground River
0:06:36 [Original] Original untaps Secluded Glen
0:06:37 [Original] Original untaps River of Tears
0:06:37 [Original] Original untaps Island
0:06:37 [Original] Original untaps Underground River
0:06:38 [Original] Original taps Secluded Glen
0:06:38 [Original] Original taps River of Tears
0:06:38 [Original] Original taps Island
0:06:38 [Original] Original taps Underground River
0:06:39 [Original] Original plays Dread Return from Hand
0:06:40 [Tehhebrewhammer] <Tehhebrewhammer> Ok
0:06:44 [Original] Original puts Akroma, Angel of Wrath into play from Graveyard
0:06:45 [Original] Original puts Dread Return to Graveyard from Play
0:06:51 [Tehhebrewhammer] Tehhebrewhammer's life total is now 8 (-6)
0:06:57 [Original] It is now the End Phase, End Of Turn Step
0:06:58 [Original] <Original> End my turn
0:06:59 [Tehhebrewhammer] It is now turn 18 (Tehhebrewhammer)
0:06:59 [Tehhebrewhammer] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
0:06:59 [Tehhebrewhammer] Tehhebrewhammer untaps his/her permanents
0:06:59 [Tehhebrewhammer] It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
0:07:00 [Tehhebrewhammer] <Tehhebrewhammer> Thinking
0:07:18 [Tehhebrewhammer] It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step 0:07:19 [Tehhebrewhammer] Tehhebrewhammer draws a card
0:07:19 [Tehhebrewhammer] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
0:07:20 [Tehhebrewhammer] Tehhebrewhammer taps Mountain
0:07:20 [Tehhebrewhammer] Tehhebrewhammer taps Mountain
0:07:20 [Tehhebrewhammer] Tehhebrewhammer taps Mountain
0:07:21 [Tehhebrewhammer] Tehhebrewhammer plays Rift Bolt from Hand
0:07:26 [Original] <Original> lol
0:07:32 [Original] <Original> g2
0:07:34 [Tehhebrewhammer] <Tehhebrewhammer> k
0:07:38 [Tehhebrewhammer] <Tehhebrewhammer> i had about 22 outs 0:07:44 [Tehhebrewhammer] <Tehhebrewhammer> over 2 turns
0:07:47 [Original] <Opponent is requesting a new game>
0:00:00 [Original] Original shuffles library
0:00:00 [Original] <Original> I am ready.
0:00:00 [Original] Original draws 0 cards 0:00:00 [Original] <Original> ow the ufck you know
0:00:00 [Original] <Original> waht programs you use
0:00:00 [Original] Original shuffles library
0:00:00 [Original] Original shuffles library
0:00:00 [Original] Original shuffles library
0:00:00 [Original] Original shuffles library 0:00:00 [Original] <Original> CHEATING!!!
0:00:00 [Original] Original shuffles library
0:00:00 [Original] Original shuffles library
0:00:00 [Original] Original shuffles library
0:00:00 [Original] Original shuffles library
0:00:00 [Tehhebrewhammer] Tehhebrewhammer shuffles library
0:00:00 [Tehhebrewhammer] <Tehhebrewhammer> I am ready.
0:00:00 [Tehhebrewhammer] Tehhebrewhammer draws 0 cards
0:00:00 [Original] Original shuffles library
0:00:00 [Original] <-------- New Game Started --------> 0:00:00 [Tehhebrewhammer] <Tehhebrewhammer> wtf? 0:00:00 [Original] Original's Security Code: 52FFADC3/sb [???]
0:00:00 [Original] Tehhebrewhammer's Security Code: 74CFE404/sb [???]
0:00:00 [Original] It is now turn 1 (Tehhebrewhammer)
0:00:00 [Original] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
0:00:00 [Original] Original shuffles library
0:00:00 [Original] Original shuffles library
0:00:01 [Tehhebrewhammer] Tehhebrewhammer shuffles library
0:00:01 [Original] Original shuffles library
0:00:02 [Tehhebrewhammer] Tehhebrewhammer shuffles library
0:00:02 [Original] Original shuffles library
0:00:04 [Original] Original shuffles library
0:00:05 [Original] Original shuffles library
0:00:06 [Original] <Original> I'll Play!
0:00:07 [Original] Original draws 7 cards
0:00:08 [Original] Original takes a mulligan
0:00:09 [Original] <Original> kp
0:00:12 [Original] Original plays River of Tears from Hand
0:00:12 [Original] It is now the End Phase, End Of Turn Step
0:00:13 [Original] <Original> End my turn 0:00:14 [Tehhebrewhammer] <Tehhebrewhammer> i know because i'm a good player and know what cards are in my deck
0:00:15 [Tehhebrewhammer] Tehhebrewhammer shuffles library
0:00:16 [Tehhebrewhammer] Tehhebrewhammer shuffles library
0:00:17 [Tehhebrewhammer] Tehhebrewhammer shuffles library
0:00:18 [Tehhebrewhammer] Tehhebrewhammer shuffles library
0:00:19 [Tehhebrewhammer] Tehhebrewhammer draws 7 cards
0:00:21 [Tehhebrewhammer] <Tehhebrewhammer> kp
0:00:22 [Tehhebrewhammer] It is now the Precombat Main Phase 0:00:24 [Original] <Original> yeah that is what all onliners say haha
0:00:24 [Tehhebrewhammer] Tehhebrewhammer plays Mountain from Hand
0:00:25 [Tehhebrewhammer] Tehhebrewhammer taps Mountain 0:00:25 [Original] <Original> boring.
0:00:27 [Tehhebrewhammer] Tehhebrewhammer plays Mogg Fanatic from Hand
0:00:28 [Tehhebrewhammer] <Tehhebrewhammer> Pass
0:00:29 [Original] It is now turn 2 (Original)
0:00:29 [Original] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
0:00:29 [Original] Original untaps his/her permanents
0:00:31 [Original] It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
0:00:31 [Original] Original draws a card
0:00:31 [Original] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
0:00:34 [Original] Original plays Underground River from Hand
0:00:36 [Original] Original taps River of Tears
0:00:36 [Original] Original taps Underground River
0:00:38 [Original] Original plays Merfolk Looter from Hand
0:00:39 [Original] It is now the End Phase, End Of Turn Step
0:00:39 [Original] <Original> End my turn 0:00:43 [Tehhebrewhammer] <Tehhebrewhammer> well i wouldn't say cheating is exciting...it's rather unethical
0:00:45 [Tehhebrewhammer] It is now turn 3 (Tehhebrewhammer)
0:00:45 [Tehhebrewhammer] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
0:00:46 [Tehhebrewhammer] Tehhebrewhammer untaps his/her permanents
0:00:46 [Tehhebrewhammer] It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
0:00:46 [Tehhebrewhammer] It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
0:00:46 [Tehhebrewhammer] Tehhebrewhammer draws a card
0:00:46 [Tehhebrewhammer] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
0:00:49 [Tehhebrewhammer] Tehhebrewhammer plays Mutavault from Hand
0:00:50 [Tehhebrewhammer] Tehhebrewhammer taps Mountain
0:00:50 [Tehhebrewhammer] Tehhebrewhammer taps Mutavault
0:00:50 [Tehhebrewhammer] Tehhebrewhammer plays Lash Out from Hand
0:00:53 [Tehhebrewhammer] Tehhebrewhammer reveals a Mountain
0:00:54 [Original] Original puts Merfolk Looter to Graveyard from Play
0:00:57 [Tehhebrewhammer] Tehhebrewhammer puts Lash Out to Graveyard from Play 0:00:59 [Original] <Original> you just lucky you have burn spells
0:01:04 [Tehhebrewhammer] <Tehhebrewhammer> ok...
0:01:04 [Original] <Original> other decks get pwnd
0:01:09 [Original] Original draws a card
0:01:09 [Original] Original draws a card
0:01:09 [Original] Original draws a card
0:01:09 [Original] Original draws a card
0:01:10 [Original] Original draws a card
0:01:10 [Original] Original draws a card
0:01:10 [Original] Original draws a card
0:01:10 [Original] Original draws a card
0:01:10 [Original] Original draws a card
0:01:10 [Original] Original draws a card
0:01:10 [Original] Original draws a card
0:01:11 [Original] Original draws a card
0:01:11 [Original] Original draws a card
0:01:11 [Original] Original draws a card
0:01:11 [<System>] <System> Player Lost
It's not the 4 life from riftwatcher that wins the game, it's the 4 life+3 life they save from blocking a marauder/eating a burn spell+a blink or lark or venser turning it into 8, 12, or 16 life.
Barbs was too slow in testing. I run lash out md because it is good in general but esp good vs riftwatcher and it still isn't enough.
if you count the various gimmick dodge attempts it is less
edit: room with a moose etc
0:03:32 [Tehhebrewhammer] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
0:03:33 [Tehhebrewhammer] Tehhebrewhammer untaps his/her permanents
0:03:33 [Tehhebrewhammer] It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
0:03:34 [Original] Original's life total is now 8 (-1)
0:03:36 [Tehhebrewhammer] Tehhebrewhammer puts Keldon Marauders to Graveyard from Play
0:03:37 [Tehhebrewhammer] Tehhebrewhammer taps Mountain
0:03:37 [Tehhebrewhammer] Tehhebrewhammer taps Mountain
0:03:37 [Tehhebrewhammer] Tehhebrewhammer plays Lash Out from Hand
0:03:38 [Original] Original's life total is now 7 (-1)
0:03:41 [Original] Original's life total is now 8 (+1)
0:03:42 [Original] Original puts Merfolk Looter to Graveyard from Play
0:03:43 [Tehhebrewhammer] Tehhebrewhammer reveals a Rift Bolt
0:03:44 [Original] Original is looking top 1 cards of its Library...
0:03:46 [Original] Original puts Dread Return into play from Library
0:03:46 [Original] Original stops looking its Library...
0:03:48 [Tehhebrewhammer] Tehhebrewhammer puts Lash Out to Graveyard from Play
0:03:49 [Original] Original puts a Dread Return on bottom of Library from Play
0:03:49 [Tehhebrewhammer] Tehhebrewhammer puts Rift Bolt into play from Library
0:03:50 [Tehhebrewhammer] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
0:03:51 [Tehhebrewhammer] Tehhebrewhammer taps Mountain
0:03:52 [Tehhebrewhammer] Rift Bolt now has 1 (+1) counters.
0:03:53 [Tehhebrewhammer] <Tehhebrewhammer> Pass
0:03:59 [Original] <Original> how the **** play a rift bolt?
0:04:08 [Tehhebrewhammer] <Tehhebrewhammer> after i draw it...
0:04:13 [Original] <Original> no.. lol haha
0:04:13 [Tehhebrewhammer] <Tehhebrewhammer> that was my upkeep
0:04:27 [Original] <Original> yeah sure
0:04:28 [Original] <Original> haha
0:04:28 [Original] It is now turn 15 (Original)
0:04:28 [Original] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
0:04:28 [Original] Original untaps his/her permanents
0:04:29 [Original] It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
0:04:29 [Original] It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
0:04:29 [Original] Original draws a card
0:04:29 [Original] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
0:04:32 [Original] Original taps Bonded Fetch
0:04:32 [Original] Original draws a card
0:04:34 [Original] Original puts Akroma, Angel of Wrath to Graveyard from Hand
0:04:37 [Original] Original taps River of Tears
0:04:37 [Original] Original taps Island
0:04:37 [Original] Original taps Underground River
0:04:37 [Original] Original taps Island
0:04:37 [Original] Original plays Makeshift Mannequin from Hand
0:04:37 [Tehhebrewhammer] <Tehhebrewhammer> Ok
0:04:41 [Original] Original puts Akroma, Angel of Wrath into play from Graveyard
0:04:41 [Tehhebrewhammer] <Tehhebrewhammer> sure
0:04:43 [Original] Akroma, Angel of Wrath now has 1 (+1) counters.
0:04:46 [Original] Original puts Makeshift Mannequin to Graveyard from Play
0:04:46 [Original] Original taps Bonded Fetch
0:04:46 [Original] Original draws a card
0:04:48 [Original] Original puts Akroma, Angel of Wrath to Graveyard from Hand
0:04:50 [Original] It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Attackers Step
0:04:53 [Tehhebrewhammer] Tehhebrewhammer's life total is now 14 (-6)
0:04:54 [Original] It is now the End Phase, End Of Turn Step
0:04:55 [Original] <Original> End my turn
0:04:56 [Tehhebrewhammer] It is now turn 16 (Tehhebrewhammer)
0:04:56 [Tehhebrewhammer] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
0:04:56 [Original] Original puts Bonded Fetch to Hand from Play
0:04:57 [Tehhebrewhammer] Tehhebrewhammer untaps his/her permanents
0:04:57 [Tehhebrewhammer] It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
0:04:58 [Original] Original plays Bonded Fetch from Hand
0:04:58 [Original] Original taps Bonded Fetch
0:05:00 [Tehhebrewhammer] Tehhebrewhammer puts Rift Bolt to Graveyard from Play
0:05:01 [Tehhebrewhammer] Tehhebrewhammer taps Keldon Megaliths
0:05:01 [Tehhebrewhammer] Tehhebrewhammer taps Mountain
0:05:01 [Tehhebrewhammer] Tehhebrewhammer taps Mountain
0:05:02 [Original] Original's life total is now 5 (-3)
0:05:06 [Original] <Original> pro red.
0:05:14 [Tehhebrewhammer] <Tehhebrewhammer> the land isn't red
0:05:33 [Original] Original puts Akroma, Angel of Wrath to Graveyard from Play
0:05:35 [Tehhebrewhammer] <Tehhebrewhammer> it has an ability that costs red mana...but it isn't red
0:05:36 [Original] Original puts Akroma, Angel of Wrath into play from Graveyard
0:05:36 [Tehhebrewhammer] It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
0:05:36 [Tehhebrewhammer] Tehhebrewhammer draws a card
0:05:36 [Tehhebrewhammer] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
0:05:38 [Original] Original puts Akroma, Angel of Wrath to Graveyard from Play
0:05:38 [Original] Original puts Bonded Fetch to Graveyard from Play
0:05:38 [Original] Original puts Bonded Fetch to Graveyard from Play
0:05:40 [Original] Original puts Akroma, Angel of Wrath into play from Graveyard
0:05:42 [Tehhebrewhammer] <Tehhebrewhammer> ?
0:05:42 [Original] <Original> sac
0:05:46 [Original] Original puts Dread Return into play from Graveyard
0:05:48 [Original] <Original> flashback
0:05:52 [Tehhebrewhammer] <Tehhebrewhammer> it is a sorcery
0:05:54 [Original] Original puts Dread Return to Graveyard from Play
0:05:56 [Original] Original puts Bonded Fetch into play from Graveyard
0:05:57 [Original] Original puts Bonded Fetch into play from Graveyard
0:05:57 [Original] Original puts Akroma, Angel of Wrath to Graveyard from Play
0:06:00 [Tehhebrewhammer] Tehhebrewhammer taps Mountain
0:06:02 [Tehhebrewhammer] Tehhebrewhammer plays Shock from Hand
0:06:04 [Original] Original taps Bonded Fetch
0:06:04 [Original] Original taps Bonded Fetch
0:06:05 [Original] Original's life total is now 3 (-2)
0:06:06 [Tehhebrewhammer] <Tehhebrewhammer> Pass
0:06:08 [Tehhebrewhammer] Tehhebrewhammer puts Shock to Graveyard from Play
0:06:08 [Original] It is now turn 17 (Original)
0:06:08 [Original] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
0:06:08 [Original] Original untaps his/her permanents
0:06:09 [Original] It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
0:06:09 [Original] It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
0:06:09 [Original] Original draws a card
0:06:09 [Original] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
0:06:16 [Original] Original taps Bonded Fetch
0:06:16 [Original] Original draws a card
0:06:23 [Original] Original puts Bonded Fetch to Graveyard from Hand
0:06:23 [Original] Original taps Bonded Fetch
0:06:23 [Original] Original draws a card
0:06:33 [Original] Original puts Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth to Graveyard from Hand
0:06:34 [Original] Original taps Secluded Glen
0:06:34 [Original] Original taps River of Tears
0:06:34 [Original] Original taps Island
0:06:34 [Original] Original taps Underground River
0:06:36 [Original] Original untaps Secluded Glen
0:06:37 [Original] Original untaps River of Tears
0:06:37 [Original] Original untaps Island
0:06:37 [Original] Original untaps Underground River
0:06:38 [Original] Original taps Secluded Glen
0:06:38 [Original] Original taps River of Tears
0:06:38 [Original] Original taps Island
0:06:38 [Original] Original taps Underground River
0:06:39 [Original] Original plays Dread Return from Hand
0:06:40 [Tehhebrewhammer] <Tehhebrewhammer> Ok
0:06:44 [Original] Original puts Akroma, Angel of Wrath into play from Graveyard
0:06:45 [Original] Original puts Dread Return to Graveyard from Play
0:06:51 [Tehhebrewhammer] Tehhebrewhammer's life total is now 8 (-6)
0:06:57 [Original] It is now the End Phase, End Of Turn Step
0:06:58 [Original] <Original> End my turn
0:06:59 [Tehhebrewhammer] It is now turn 18 (Tehhebrewhammer)
0:06:59 [Tehhebrewhammer] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
0:06:59 [Tehhebrewhammer] Tehhebrewhammer untaps his/her permanents
0:06:59 [Tehhebrewhammer] It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
0:07:00 [Tehhebrewhammer] <Tehhebrewhammer> Thinking
0:07:18 [Tehhebrewhammer] It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
0:07:19 [Tehhebrewhammer] Tehhebrewhammer draws a card
0:07:19 [Tehhebrewhammer] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
0:07:20 [Tehhebrewhammer] Tehhebrewhammer taps Mountain
0:07:20 [Tehhebrewhammer] Tehhebrewhammer taps Mountain
0:07:20 [Tehhebrewhammer] Tehhebrewhammer taps Mountain
0:07:21 [Tehhebrewhammer] Tehhebrewhammer plays Rift Bolt from Hand
0:07:26 [Original] <Original> lol
0:07:32 [Original] <Original> g2
0:07:34 [Tehhebrewhammer] <Tehhebrewhammer> k
0:07:38 [Tehhebrewhammer] <Tehhebrewhammer> i had about 22 outs
0:07:44 [Tehhebrewhammer] <Tehhebrewhammer> over 2 turns
0:07:47 [Original] <Opponent is requesting a new game>
0:00:00 [Original] Original shuffles library
0:00:00 [Original] <Original> I am ready.
0:00:00 [Original] Original draws 0 cards
0:00:00 [Original] <Original> ow the ufck you know
0:00:00 [Original] <Original> waht programs you use
0:00:00 [Original] Original shuffles library
0:00:00 [Original] Original shuffles library
0:00:00 [Original] Original shuffles library
0:00:00 [Original] Original shuffles library
0:00:00 [Original] <Original> CHEATING!!!
0:00:00 [Original] Original shuffles library
0:00:00 [Original] Original shuffles library
0:00:00 [Original] Original shuffles library
0:00:00 [Original] Original shuffles library
0:00:00 [Tehhebrewhammer] Tehhebrewhammer shuffles library
0:00:00 [Tehhebrewhammer] <Tehhebrewhammer> I am ready.
0:00:00 [Tehhebrewhammer] Tehhebrewhammer draws 0 cards
0:00:00 [Original] Original shuffles library
0:00:00 [Original] <-------- New Game Started -------->
0:00:00 [Tehhebrewhammer] <Tehhebrewhammer> wtf?
0:00:00 [Original] Original's Security Code: 52FFADC3/sb [???]
0:00:00 [Original] Tehhebrewhammer's Security Code: 74CFE404/sb [???]
0:00:00 [Original] It is now turn 1 (Tehhebrewhammer)
0:00:00 [Original] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
0:00:00 [Original] Original shuffles library
0:00:00 [Original] Original shuffles library
0:00:01 [Tehhebrewhammer] Tehhebrewhammer shuffles library
0:00:01 [Original] Original shuffles library
0:00:02 [Tehhebrewhammer] Tehhebrewhammer shuffles library
0:00:02 [Original] Original shuffles library
0:00:04 [Original] Original shuffles library
0:00:05 [Original] Original shuffles library
0:00:06 [Original] <Original> I'll Play!
0:00:07 [Original] Original draws 7 cards
0:00:08 [Original] Original takes a mulligan
0:00:09 [Original] <Original> kp
0:00:12 [Original] Original plays River of Tears from Hand
0:00:12 [Original] It is now the End Phase, End Of Turn Step
0:00:13 [Original] <Original> End my turn
0:00:14 [Tehhebrewhammer] <Tehhebrewhammer> i know because i'm a good player and know what cards are in my deck
0:00:15 [Tehhebrewhammer] Tehhebrewhammer shuffles library
0:00:16 [Tehhebrewhammer] Tehhebrewhammer shuffles library
0:00:17 [Tehhebrewhammer] Tehhebrewhammer shuffles library
0:00:18 [Tehhebrewhammer] Tehhebrewhammer shuffles library
0:00:19 [Tehhebrewhammer] Tehhebrewhammer draws 7 cards
0:00:21 [Tehhebrewhammer] <Tehhebrewhammer> kp
0:00:22 [Tehhebrewhammer] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
0:00:24 [Original] <Original> yeah that is what all onliners say haha
0:00:24 [Tehhebrewhammer] Tehhebrewhammer plays Mountain from Hand
0:00:25 [Tehhebrewhammer] Tehhebrewhammer taps Mountain
0:00:25 [Original] <Original> boring.
0:00:27 [Tehhebrewhammer] Tehhebrewhammer plays Mogg Fanatic from Hand
0:00:28 [Tehhebrewhammer] <Tehhebrewhammer> Pass
0:00:29 [Original] It is now turn 2 (Original)
0:00:29 [Original] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
0:00:29 [Original] Original untaps his/her permanents
0:00:31 [Original] It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
0:00:31 [Original] Original draws a card
0:00:31 [Original] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
0:00:34 [Original] Original plays Underground River from Hand
0:00:36 [Original] Original taps River of Tears
0:00:36 [Original] Original taps Underground River
0:00:38 [Original] Original plays Merfolk Looter from Hand
0:00:39 [Original] It is now the End Phase, End Of Turn Step
0:00:39 [Original] <Original> End my turn
0:00:43 [Tehhebrewhammer] <Tehhebrewhammer> well i wouldn't say cheating is exciting...it's rather unethical
0:00:45 [Tehhebrewhammer] It is now turn 3 (Tehhebrewhammer)
0:00:45 [Tehhebrewhammer] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
0:00:46 [Tehhebrewhammer] Tehhebrewhammer untaps his/her permanents
0:00:46 [Tehhebrewhammer] It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
0:00:46 [Tehhebrewhammer] It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
0:00:46 [Tehhebrewhammer] Tehhebrewhammer draws a card
0:00:46 [Tehhebrewhammer] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
0:00:49 [Tehhebrewhammer] Tehhebrewhammer plays Mutavault from Hand
0:00:50 [Tehhebrewhammer] Tehhebrewhammer taps Mountain
0:00:50 [Tehhebrewhammer] Tehhebrewhammer taps Mutavault
0:00:50 [Tehhebrewhammer] Tehhebrewhammer plays Lash Out from Hand
0:00:53 [Tehhebrewhammer] Tehhebrewhammer reveals a Mountain
0:00:54 [Original] Original puts Merfolk Looter to Graveyard from Play
0:00:57 [Tehhebrewhammer] Tehhebrewhammer puts Lash Out to Graveyard from Play
0:00:59 [Original] <Original> you just lucky you have burn spells
0:01:04 [Tehhebrewhammer] <Tehhebrewhammer> ok...
0:01:04 [Original] <Original> other decks get pwnd
0:01:09 [Original] Original draws a card
0:01:09 [Original] Original draws a card
0:01:09 [Original] Original draws a card
0:01:09 [Original] Original draws a card
0:01:10 [Original] Original draws a card
0:01:10 [Original] Original draws a card
0:01:10 [Original] Original draws a card
0:01:10 [Original] Original draws a card
0:01:10 [Original] Original draws a card
0:01:10 [Original] Original draws a card
0:01:10 [Original] Original draws a card
0:01:11 [Original] Original draws a card
0:01:11 [Original] Original draws a card
0:01:11 [Original] Original draws a card
0:01:11 [<System>] <System> Player Lost
Barbs was too slow in testing. I run lash out md because it is good in general but esp good vs riftwatcher and it still isn't enough.