I realize you are joking but I feel like that was too much and it crosses a line for most people.
To answer the OP - no there are no turn 1 wins in standard right now.
And yet to classify most people is interesting. As I am more offended by the over sensitive and over zealous response that you would just assume it is your place to say that most people would consider a picture of a weapon crossing the line. If it was a picture of a tank would that cross the line? Likely not as some people would consider it silly and humorous. And yet we are talking then talking about a rolling destructive 60 ton car of death.
Top decks a lot of the time break down to dredge which is a tough match up for nearly any deck pre side boarding. Workshop based prison decks, that attempt to keep you off mana. Blue based control running forces and usually complemented by Jaces, Tinker targets and running snapcasters and or Dark confidants. Then there is creature based hate decks.
Vintage is more important then a coin toss, to a rather extreme point. In vintage EVERY decision you make matters. Every card in your list matters, the decision to counter or not matters, the decision on what to play and when to play it matters. All more so than in any other format. Unlike most other formats the smallest of misplays can easily cost you a game. The format has a rather large diversity right now and is hardly at a point where a game ends before turn three.
I achieved my set through a mix of store credit and tournament winnings for placing. Often I would win somthing pricing around 50 dollars and then just have that transferred to store credit. A month later win somthing for 30.... and repeat. Most vintage tournaments allow you to proxy anywhere from 9-15 cards so it makes getting into vintage fairly cheap if you pilot one deck to perfection. Luckily I got forces and duals years ago when they were 15-25 dollar cards.
Hmmmm, I saw this and was intrigued but where does it really fit in. Delver and fish lists would likely go with Grafdigger's Cage as its more flexible with the mana base. Five color stax would be interesting but its nearly dead at the moment, and even still I'm not sure that it would gain priority over grafdigger's there. Brown shops will obviously take the cage over it as well. The aspect that it can be avoid mental misstep is nice. I will attempt some playing around with it but not really sure it fits most lists.
Return target creature from your graveyard to your hand// Search your library for a creature and put it into your graveyard//Destroy target non land permanent with converted mana cost 2 or less.
And yet to classify most people is interesting. As I am more offended by the over sensitive and over zealous response that you would just assume it is your place to say that most people would consider a picture of a weapon crossing the line. If it was a picture of a tank would that cross the line? Likely not as some people would consider it silly and humorous. And yet we are talking then talking about a rolling destructive 60 ton car of death.
I can't connect either, and it appears the web site is down too.
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