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  • posted a message on What makes an EDH deck "douchey"?
    Last week I was playing and I cast Master Warcraft, effictively killing everyone other than the player who's turn it was who was in range of the burn in my hand. A guy played fog, scooped up his cards (or should i say the cards he borrowed since he doesn't ever play) and left saying he had class. DB. Like really? I had the game in my hand, and for once the deck was excecuting like a star. But no, Mr. DB couldn't leave a few seconds sooner. Ridiculous.
    Posted in: Commander (EDH)
  • posted a message on Found this interesting... CON Color array
    Thank you to the mod who moved this. Didn't realize there was a special spot for this. ^__^

    i see it like this:

    1.) ALA: everyone is seperated and all are content with it after X milennia of seperation.
    2.) CON: a TSP block-like shift takes place, like, "ahh, strange concepts coming from unknown locations! fight!"
    2.) REB: what were once holes to different worlds are now five worlds as one. not sure about how the continents will look. i can't wait to see the concepting. basically, everyone sets themselves up within their shard and the fighting begins.

    actually, if you think about it, woulding REB have more mono-colored things? since now it's not a "cling to my only three mana colors" anymore, couldn't red, say, 'drop' balck and green to just be red aka jund?

    Discuss.

    -J
    Posted in: Speculation
  • posted a message on Found this interesting... CON Color array
    WOW, that card i suggested WOULD be a pain to make. holy cow. Maybe they could just make it gold ^__^

    I like the idea of a color hoser. it would be like "ahh, foreign objects! destroy them!" i dig that. cyroclasm/flashfreeze, et all reprint? Grin

    -J
    Posted in: Speculation
  • posted a message on Found this interesting... CON Color array
    hey guys, great ideas.

    maybe for alara reborn we'll see something like this:

    Goblin 'something' R G/W B/U

    so like, two hybrids, plus a base of red, jund's base color (i use jund b/c it's jund week on the mtg main site ^__^). this way we can either maintain a straight jund, or be a mix. cards like this could have a "if you payed" kind of ability set.

    Discuss. (and keep up with discussion of the OP ^__^)

    -J
    Posted in: Speculation
  • posted a message on Found this interesting... CON Color array
    From what we see of the other user's posts on the CON packaging, i think we can see that the deck is in al likelyhood Jund colors (black-red-green).

    Does this settle the debate? Is CON really just ALA colors?

    Discuss.

    -J
    Posted in: Speculation
  • posted a message on (yet more) Jund Control
    Now, i know that sounds strange, but i haven't lost a game yet. Grin

    However, i think that this "archetype" could be very sucessful, especially somewhere like states (which i can't attend :'()

    Here is my list:



    So, i just sit there for about 4 turns flaming the living daylight out of an aggro opponent's men, or a control player's face.

    When i feel like it, i play a Thunderblust and get in there, or i just mannequin a 'Maw and whittle away, not one to over commit. And if they ever deal with that, i just spend their turns they spent dealing with my men by Beacon of destructioning their face.

    I haven't lost in about twenty games. Grin
    Please help me and point out some kind of huge flaw, or Try the deck for yourself, keeping the "Who's the Beatdown" theory (one player will win this game with beatdown, one will win with controll. it depends on the decks and the players) in mind to win. i've won both using ever spell to burn to the face for a turn 7 win, and i've won waiting around burning men until i had a critical mass of damage set up in my hand with thunderblusts etc.

    Thank you, and please post.

    -Joseph M, or AKITTFY
    Posted in: Standard Archives
  • posted a message on MTGCast #127: Predict PT Berlin Top 8 to Win a Tundra!
    Thanks jeff. that wasn't up when i asked though.

    now that it is, i'm pissed.

    that is just crap.

    6. dang. elf. decks. and i'm bored of fae. and if you know wotc, we're not watching any gaem with kenny till teh finals...*le sigh*
    Posted in: Articles
  • posted a message on MTGCast #127: Predict PT Berlin Top 8 to Win a Tundra!
    where can we get a list of the DECKS that the top players have? i can only find who they are....
    Posted in: Articles
  • posted a message on MTGCast #127: Predict PT Berlin Top 8 to Win a Tundra!
    Decks:
    2xZoo
    1x Affinity
    1x Rock
    1x All in red
    3x new

    Players:

    Guillaume Wafo-Tapa
    Shuuhei Nakamura
    Chapin
    Paul Cheon
    Raphael Levy
    3x Either new or unknown
    and that's what i think!

    -J
    Posted in: Articles
  • posted a message on MTGCast #125: Shiny Shrapnel Blasts, Sealed PTQ's and Star City Games!
    Quenchable Fire R
    Instant
    Deal three damage to target creature or player

    1: Quenchable fire is countered. Any player may pay this ability.

    "At least it was distracting!" -Trizalt, Goblin Mage
    Posted in: Articles
  • posted a message on Cranial Insertion: Liches Aren’t Quitters
    ok, the only version i've heard is by ben folds who does have it on one of his albums.

    thanks for the info though Grin
    Posted in: Articles
  • posted a message on Cranial Insertion: Liches Aren’t Quitters
    (sorry in advance for any cus words that break though from the orriginal song)
    (this is to the tune of "b****es ain't s**t by ben folds. don't look it up. unless you know what those asterisks mean....)

    Litches aren't quitters, Litches aren't quitters
    Litches don't quit, cuz it screws their tricks
    Liches go nuts when thier life-zero hits
    Liches get out after the game is done
    And I hops on my steed to make a quick run...
    I used to know a Litch named Valgarite
    We used to roll around and deck the n00bs allright
    Better rating than a finkel and his gangsta beats
    And we was top-decking all our leet efreets

    Forget to quit, when strategy's hot and it's layered
    Number one player of all the number one players
    Long as my fat pack pack was fat
    I didn't have to find where the novel was at
    But it was hangin' with Amazon.com with all that
    Suckers on this deck just get implaed they do
    And the ends they don't win nothin'
    Now they're losing cuz the deck they be playin' ain't it.

    Litches can't hang with the efreets
    They all getin' mana screwed
    They play crap like goblin cohort
    Lich's mirror's some real conservation for your game

    I once played a Litch named Maerloray
    Used to be down in those stores everyday
    Teferi was the bomb, had a FoF on top
    I was on counterbalance (damn-they banned my top)
    The homies used to tell me that it wouldn't last long
    But I'm the maniac: Bule and Black, mystical teachings,
    So I figure DCI wouldn't trip with mine
    Guess what? Got bann-hammered by one one time

    I'm back on the banned for life list (but not for good)
    Six months on my chest, cuz I guess i should
    stop making lich's mirror combo decks: as many as i could
    Scooped in a second, thought i'd get a second life
    but cranial insterion was all trippin and knocked me down
    I ain't been out a second
    Now I already gotta go
    Some lvl 3 judge said i better get kickin...

    Move out a block as they relase another block
    See O-ring all back, and new cancels in stock
    Kick in the door, I look on the floor
    It's my little cousin Daz and he's learning how my combo goes..
    I maindecked my tricks...
    I'm heart-broke (just like the Nicks)
    Man, quit this deck!
    ...3,...4,...

    Litches don't quit cuz it screws their tricks
    Liches go nuts when their life zero hits
    This lich ain't out when his game is done
    And I hops on my steed to make a quick run...
    I used to know a Litch named Valgarite
    We used to roll around and deck the n00bs at night
    Better rating than finkel and his gangsta beats
    I love top-deckin' all my leet efreets

    The deck is deep like EDH
    Of the D., the creator's got a Ph.
    Long as my fat pack pack was fat
    I didn't give a dime for where the novel was at
    But my frends are hanging with some n00bs now, say i compete to much
    Saying they just used me as a cruch
    And the wins that I got meant nothin' to them
    Now they'r leaving, cuz i'm just a tourney sham

    Litches can't hang with the efreets
    I found my deck short
    My combo fails because of the stupid rules
    That's some life conservation for your game
    Litches can't hang with efreets
    Litches can't hang with efreets
    Litches can't hang with efreets
    Litches can't hang with efreets

    yay ben folds.
    Boo latin class.
    sorry this sucks, i am so bored of latin class though....

    -J
    Posted in: Articles
  • posted a message on MTGCast #123: Confirmed Conflux Cardnames!
    Apocalypse Hydra WWWUUUBBBRRRGGG

    Legendary Creature- Hydra Avatar

    Indestructable, Haste, Vigilance, Doublestrike, Landwalk, Flying, Protection from all colors, Protection from artifacts, Shroud, Unblockable, Deathtouch, Trample, Flanking, Shadow, Banding, Fear, Provoke, Lifelink, Wither.

    If Apocalypse hydra would be destroyed, regenerate it.

    Madness WWWUUUBBBRRRGGG

    When Apocalypse Hydra comes into play, remove the top five cards of your library from the game. An opponent separates those cards into two piles. You may play any number of cards from one of those piles without paying their mana costs.
    When Apocalypse Hydra comes into play, choose five permanents you control. For each of those permanents, you may search your library for a card with the same name as that permanent. Put those cards into play tapped, then shuffle your library.
    When Apocalypse Hydra comes into play, target opponent sacrifices a creature, discards three cards, then loses 5 life. You return a creature card from your graveyard to your hand, draw three cards, then gain 5 life.
    When Apocalypse Hydra comes into play, creatures you control get +5/+5 and gain first strike, lifelink, and trample until end of turn.
    When Apocalypse Hydra comes into play, destroy three target permanents.

    20/20

    "I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk? " -Dirty Harry


    Yeah, i pretty much win this week. Grin

    -J
    Posted in: Articles
  • posted a message on MTGCast #122: Prepare for the Prerelease!
    "it's a beutiful morning, it's a beutiful day! the sun's a-shine and i'm singing, in that fantastical way....."

    here in the real world, we at the whitley household woke up at nine, some hung over, some with about thirty minutes of sleep, but everyone excited to go to the shards pre-release.

    by the time we got under way it was later than 9 in the morn. we aren't the people from those short lived comercials who grab a backpack and run. we didn't leave until about 2 in the afternoon. our driver wasn't feeling good and we didn't have much of a say as to when we left.

    on the ride i described teh shards to my friends and family and their key-est abilities, making for an interesting ride as they asked questions and the older ones reminiced about thier old decks and strategies that they hoped to update after a few months of not playing. (i was revitalizing the driver and a friend into getting back into magic so it was fun).

    finally we arrived at Central Bucks West for a prerelease being held by a store we go to thanks to the new wizards play network. (the store is cyborg1 and it's website for those in PA and NJ is cyborg1.com) the school was dark and dank, but we found a corner of light in the caffeteria filled with about 30 players and a judge.

    alas, we found out that 2 drafts had just started and that a sealed deck was under way. and that we were the only people not in one or the other. finally the store owner said that for a reduced price we could get the intro packs and free play with no prizes. *sigh*

    intro packs! what could be worse than intro packs! only forty cards! puh!

    actually as it turns out a LOT could be worse than intro packs. the power level was ballanced and the decks themselves made sense. we had a great 3 hours playing and battling our shards, with battle cries of "i've never seen THAT color before!!" (yes we're flavor nerds)

    in the end, i won with the jund intro pack, slamming my opponent with huge creatures who had just devoured each other. mycoloth was amazing and my friend's naya shard scooped after 4 turns of 6 saprolings a go. and he had a spearbreaker behemoth in play. Grin

    we finished off the rest of our money on cards we liked from the lone dealer there, myslef finishing a playset of oversoul of dusks for my lieges coming in the mail soon.

    all in all, the shards prerelease was an amazing experience, and everyone present enjoyed it, the cards, and the shards.

    -J
    Posted in: Articles
  • posted a message on [ALA] box opened and scanned!
    this guy is one lucky sob. sarkhan vol! D:

    /pout

    however, i think that this box is a nice indicator of how much you get when you open a box:

    namely, alot.
    Posted in: The Rumor Mill
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