Thanks for the feedback. I originally designed the deck as a way to kill time while traveling. The goal was to see how long I could make 1 turn last without A) "going infinite" or B) winning. Disciple of the Vaults was a later inclusion since it only seemed fair to have some sort of wincon on the off chance I ever played the deck against someone else. I also have used it to practice managing storm count, mana management and deck knowledge ("Storm count is 42. I have 3 red, 2 blue, 1 green, and a colorless floating... 4 cards in hand... wait, what is the gravestorm count? How many cards are left in my deck?).
Now it is just a fun thing to hand people and watch them get a headache.
I just typed up and posted a 5-color "Eggs" deck for EDH. When I get bored I shuffle up and see how long I can make a turn last. The list should be in my signature as well.
I run it with Bearer of the Heavens and Phytotitan. Even if you counter Life's Legacy the sacrifice still happens and I wipe the board and get my 7/2 back. I would prefer instant speed but that'd probably be too broken.
I run it in my mono-blue deck. The deck draws quote a bit of hate without Sunder so I might as well run it. I've found casting it after an Omniscience triggers most opponents to enter scoop phase.
Upon seeing the OP I couldn't help but picture someone wearing a fedora and stroking their neckbeard.
After reading the list, I think it can be consolidated to a few points:
1) Discuss expectations with the people you play with.
2) Be polite and respectful of those around you.
3) People who can't conform to 1 or 2 will likely be asked to adapt or leave. Social pressure is a powerful force.
Sudden Spoiling. I don't really hate it but every time I fall into it happening to me and ruining everything because I can't respond to it I want to kick myself.
1. Morph Willbender or Voidmage Apprentice.
2. Watch the confused looks as people pull out their phones to rules check.
3. Profit.
Now it is just a fun thing to hand people and watch them get a headache.
Eggs
Me: Why? Why would I do that?
Brain: You gotta.
1 Progenitus
Creatures:4
1 Shifting Wall
1 Disciple of the Vault
1 Goblin Welder
1 Etherium Sculptor
Artifacts:46
1 Claws of Gix
1 Lion's Eye Diamond
1 Lotus Bloom
1 Lotus Petal
1 Mana Crypt
1 Mox Opal
1 Zuran Orb
1 AEther Spellbomb
1 Chromatic Sphere
1 Chromatic Star
1 Conjurer's Bauble
1 Darkwater Egg
1 Elixir of Immortality
1 Expedition Map
1 Feldon's Cane
1 Lifespark Spellbomb
1 Mana Vault
1 Mossfire Egg
1 Necrogen Spellbomb
1 Nihil Spellbomb
1 Origin Spellbomb
1 Phyrexian Furnace
1 Pyrite Spellbomb
1 Relic of Progenitus
1 Scrabbling Claws
1 Sensei's Divining Top
1 Shadowblood Egg
1 Skycloud Egg
1 Sol Ring
1 Sunbeam Spellbomb
1 Sungrass Egg
1 Thran Foundry
1 Voltaic Key
1 Courier's Capsule
1 Doubling Cube
1 Grim Monolith
1 Helm of Awakening
1 Mind Stone
1 Time Sieve
1 Basalt Monolith
1 Chromatic Lantern
1 Cloud Key
1 Crucible of Worlds
1 Semblance Anvil
1 Krark-Clan Ironworks
1 Memory Jar
1 Gitaxian Probe
1 Demonic Tutor
1 Land Grant
1 Wheel of Fortune
1 Windfall
1 Yawgmoth's Will
1 Open the Vaults
Instants:15
1 Angel's Grace
1 Brainstorm
1 Crop Rotation
1 Enlightened Tutor
1 Mystical Tutor
1 Noxious Revival
1 Obsessive Search
1 Opt
1 Reach Through Mists
1 Vampiric Tutor
1 Manamorphose
1 Second Sunrise
1 Faith's Reward
1 Ad Nauseam
Planeswalkers:1
1 Tezzeret the Seeker
Lands:27
1 Ancient Den
1 Arid Mesa
1 Badlands
1 Bayou
1 Bloodstained Mire
1 Darksteel Citadel
1 Flooded Strand
1 Great Furnace
1 Marsh Flats
1 Misty Rainforest
1 Plateau
1 Polluted Delta
1 Reliquary Tower
1 Savannah
1 Scalding Tarn
1 Scrubland
1 Seat of the Synod
1 Taiga
1 Tree of Tales
1 Tropical Island
1 Tundra
1 Underground Sea
1 Vault of Whispers
1 Verdant Catacombs
1 Volcanic Island
1 Windswept Heath
1 Wooded Foothills
4 Elvish Mystic
4 Rattleclaw Mystic
4 Satyr Hedonist
4 Sylvan Caryatid
3 Voyaging Satyr
2 Scourge of Skola Vale
1 Nylea, God of the Hunt
1 Xenagos, God of Revels
3 Phytotitan
4 Bearer of the Heavens
4 Life's Legacy
4 See the Unwritten
Lands:22
14 Forest
4 Mountain
4 Wooded Foothills
2 Messenger's Speed
2 Mistcutter Hydra
2 Naturalize
2 Plummet
2 Unravel the AEther
2 Anger of the Gods
3 Meandering Towershell
Ran this on Friday at FNM, came in 3rd behind Rabble-Red and Abzan Midrange. Might swap Phytotitan with Meandering Towershell and Voyaging Satyr with Courser of Kruphix. Sideboard is a mess, still ironing that out.
After reading the list, I think it can be consolidated to a few points:
1) Discuss expectations with the people you play with.
2) Be polite and respectful of those around you.
3) People who can't conform to 1 or 2 will likely be asked to adapt or leave. Social pressure is a powerful force.
Warning for flaming. - cryogen
1. Morph Willbender or Voidmage Apprentice.
2. Watch the confused looks as people pull out their phones to rules check.
3. Profit.