The Weak Feed the Strong2B
Enchantment (U) XBB,T: Unless any player pays X life, destroy target creature if it has the least power or is tied for the least power of creatures on the battlefield. If you do, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control.
Meg's AvatarX
(WUBRG) Tribal Enchantment - Avatar
Meg's Avatar enters the battlefield with X Awesome Counters.
As Meg's Avatar enters the battlefield, destroy all other Avatar Enchantments on the battlefield. Then, unless the mana spent to cast Meg's Avatar was all the same color, sacrifice it.
All creatures have +X/+X, where X is the number of Awesome counters on Meg's Avatar. If they did not have First Strike or Double Strike, they gain First Strike. Otherwise, they gain Double Strike. Awesome again... Stop blowing our minds!
Glitter Pest0
Artifact Creature - Pest (R)
Sunburst, Double Strike Its value in combat is far less then it's value as a curiosity, or that of the gems used to make it.
0/1
Dammit, guys. Why must your dreams be so awesome?
The only one I had recently was me checking to see if anyone had commented on my blog entries here, from work at the college food kiosk (there's no computers at work IRL), and the site had a color scheme much like Chao Island. No-one did.
Compared to Real Life, there's only two discrepancies in my dream. Computers at work and how the site looks.
Nothing like how awesome any of those dreams sound.
Pact-Maker Kobold0
((B/R)) Creature - Kobold (R)
Haste
At the begining of your upkeep, if you gained control Pact-Maker Kobold since the begining of your last upkeep, pay RR or lose the game.
2/2
cRaZie$2B
Instant (R)
Any player may choose to take 2 damage. If they do, they put two 2/2 black zombie tokens with unleash onto the battlefield. Maybe being a zombie isn't so bad...
Meteorite RainR
Sorcery (U)
Multikicker R
Deal 1 damage to target creature, then do it again for each time Meteorite Rain was kicked.
"Several small strikes cripple more effectively then one missed punch"
(I would interpret the rules to say that all this damage hits one creature, no matter how many times it's kicked, and also that even Absorb 1 negates all of it.)
Good... Good...
That's part of the point of the card. So that anyone trying to play it will FOR SURE be playing just for fun.
Although, this might be better than any other color changing card. Possibly. No... isn't there one that makes all cards one color?
Soulbinding Gem4
Artifact - Equipment 3: Put a creature from your hand onto the battlefield and attach Soulbinding Gem to it.
If Soulbinding Gem would become unattached from that creature at anytime, sacrifice that creature.
If the creature Soulbinding Gem is attached to dies, Sacrifice Soulbinding Gem.
Reapers Cowl5
Artifact - Equipment
Equipped creature has intimidate and, "t: Target creature gets -X/-X Until end of turn, where X is this creatures power." BB: Attach Reapers Cowl to a black creature you control.
Equip 4
Reapers Cowl + Soulbinding Gem (I see we missed one)
Reaper's Ashes4
Artifact - Equipment
Equipped creature has Wither. If Reaper's Ashes would become unattached from the equipped creature, exile the creature and Reaper's Ashes. BB: Put a black creature from your hand onto the battlefield and attach Reaper's Ashes to it.
Equip 3
Happy Fun Stockpile3
Artifact
Sunburst (every color mana spent happy fun stockpile put charge counter enter battlefield) T/ each charge counter Happy Fun Stockpile change color word text target card different color word If don' have laws nothin' illegal!
Impossible Dream0
(R) Sorcery (U)
Exile target spell from your hand. Each other player reveals a card from their hand.
If the exiled spell has converted mana cost 4 or more, each player exiles their revealed card.
Next: A man with a cannon as his left forearm, lots of curved wide knives made of brass, steel, and/or magic are sticking out of the sides of the cannon. The tip of the barrel has what looks like a spear covered in glowing technomagical devices sticking out. The man has a breastplate decorated similarly to the spear, and pauldrons made likewise too. His head is just outright gone, the stump has a metal cap with a antenna. The tip of the antenna is glowing, and two stylized eye-shaped glowing spheres float on either side of it. The mans left arm (the cannon) is resting against his stomach, and his right arm is raised in an open grasp, reaching for something off-picture. We can't see his legs off the bottom of the picture. One more knife like the ones on his left arm is sticking out of his right wrist.
(Planeswalker)
Saintly Armor3
Artifact - Equipment
Equipped creature cannot attack or block. Prevent all damage to the equipped creature.
Sacrifice a creature: Destroy ~. Any player may activate this ability.
~ may be equipped to creatures controlled by any player.
Equip 2
Edit: found it: Post 9399152.
The Weak Feed the Strong 2B
Enchantment (U)
XBB,T: Unless any player pays X life, destroy target creature if it has the least power or is tied for the least power of creatures on the battlefield. If you do, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control.
Edit: missed a page.
Edit 2:
Winterfall + Lightning Bolt
Thawstrike S(R/G)
Instant
Deal X damage to target nonsnow permanent, where X is the number of snow cards in your graveyard.
(WUBRG) Tribal Enchantment - Avatar
Meg's Avatar enters the battlefield with X Awesome Counters.
As Meg's Avatar enters the battlefield, destroy all other Avatar Enchantments on the battlefield. Then, unless the mana spent to cast Meg's Avatar was all the same color, sacrifice it.
All creatures have +X/+X, where X is the number of Awesome counters on Meg's Avatar. If they did not have First Strike or Double Strike, they gain First Strike. Otherwise, they gain Double Strike.
Awesome again... Stop blowing our minds!
Artifact Creature - Pest (R)
Sunburst, Double Strike
Its value in combat is far less then it's value as a curiosity, or that of the gems used to make it.
0/1
IIW: 0 or pointless abilities
The only one I had recently was me checking to see if anyone had commented on my blog entries here, from work at the college food kiosk (there's no computers at work IRL), and the site had a color scheme much like Chao Island. No-one did.
Compared to Real Life, there's only two discrepancies in my dream. Computers at work and how the site looks.
((B/R)) Creature - Kobold (R)
Haste
At the begining of your upkeep, if you gained control Pact-Maker Kobold since the begining of your last upkeep, pay RR or lose the game.
2/2
IIW: 0
Instant (R)
Any player may choose to take 2 damage. If they do, they put two 2/2 black zombie tokens with unleash onto the battlefield.
Maybe being a zombie isn't so bad...
IIW: 0
Sorcery (U)
Multikicker R
Deal 1 damage to target creature, then do it again for each time Meteorite Rain was kicked.
"Several small strikes cripple more effectively then one missed punch"
(I would interpret the rules to say that all this damage hits one creature, no matter how many times it's kicked, and also that even Absorb 1 negates all of it.)
IIW: 0
That's part of the point of the card.
Although, this might be better than any other color changing card. Possibly. No... isn't there one that makes all cards one color?
Reaper's Ashes 4
Artifact - Equipment
Equipped creature has Wither. If Reaper's Ashes would become unattached from the equipped creature, exile the creature and Reaper's Ashes.
BB: Put a black creature from your hand onto the battlefield and attach Reaper's Ashes to it.
Equip 3
Happy Fun Stockpile 3
Artifact
Sunburst (every color mana spent happy fun stockpile put charge counter enter battlefield)
T/ each charge counter Happy Fun Stockpile change color word text target card different color word
If don' have laws nothin' illegal!
IIW: 0
(R) Sorcery (U)
Exile target spell from your hand. Each other player reveals a card from their hand.
If the exiled spell has converted mana cost 4 or more, each player exiles their revealed card.
Next: A man with a cannon as his left forearm, lots of curved wide knives made of brass, steel, and/or magic are sticking out of the sides of the cannon. The tip of the barrel has what looks like a spear covered in glowing technomagical devices sticking out. The man has a breastplate decorated similarly to the spear, and pauldrons made likewise too. His head is just outright gone, the stump has a metal cap with a antenna. The tip of the antenna is glowing, and two stylized eye-shaped glowing spheres float on either side of it. The mans left arm (the cannon) is resting against his stomach, and his right arm is raised in an open grasp, reaching for something off-picture. We can't see his legs off the bottom of the picture. One more knife like the ones on his left arm is sticking out of his right wrist.
(Planeswalker)
Saintly Armor 3
Artifact - Equipment
Equipped creature cannot attack or block. Prevent all damage to the equipped creature.
Sacrifice a creature: Destroy ~. Any player may activate this ability.
~ may be equipped to creatures controlled by any player.
Equip 2