This deck does extremely well played politically against multiple opponents. If there are more glaringly obvious threats around like Mimeoplasm decks or established combo players, people will usually be just fine with letting you sit there gaining life and fiddling around with planeswalkers. Well, they'll try to prevent your planeswalkers from actually going ultimate, but we have plans to stop them.
Regarding the thread name, look at the guy. He looks really bored and unamused.
Without further ado, here's my decklist.
1x Oloro, Ageless Ascetic
Creatures
1x Restoration Angel
1x Archaeomancer
1x Peregrine Drake
1x Mnemonic Wall
1x Sun Titan
1x Frost Titan
1x Grave Titan
1x Deadeye Navigator
1x Massacre Wurm
1x Ashen Rider
Enchantments
1x Act of Authority
1x Oblivion Ring
1x Propaganda
1x Detention Sphere
1x Sphere of Safety
1x Heliod, God of the Sun
1x Ephara, God of the Polis
1x Athreos, God of Passage
Planeswalkers
1x Ajani Goldmane
1x Jace, Architect of Thought
1x Sorin, Lord of Innistrad
1x Gideon Jura
1x Tamiyo, the Moon Sage
1x Vender, the Sojourner
Artifacts
1x Lotus Bloom
1x Elixir of Immortality
1x Nihil Spellbomb
1x Sol Ring
1x Darksteel Ingot
1x Pristine Talisman
1x Quicksilver Amulet
1x Gilded Lotus
1x Mind Spring
1x Black Sun's Zenith
1x Death Grasp
1x Diabolic Tutor
1x Diabolic Revelation
1x Increasing Ambition
1x Walk the Aeons
1x Day of Judgment
1x Supreme Verdict
1x Winds of Rath
1x Akroma's Vengeance
1x Extinguish All Hope
1x Merciless Eviction
1x Decree of Pain
Instants
1x Cyclonic Rift
1x Ghostly Flicker
1x Jace's Ingenuity
1x Opportunity
1x Fated Retribution
1x Swan Song
1x Counter spell
1x Stoic Rebuttal
1x Dissipate
1x Dissolve
1x Render Silent
1x Undermine
1x Psychic Strike
1x Rewind
1x Punish Ignorance
1x Command Tower
1x Arcane Sanctum
1x Reliquary Tower
1x Encroaching Wastes
1x Vivid Creek
1x Bojuka Bog
1x Temple of Enlightenment
1x Hallowed Fountain
1x Glacial Fortress
1x Azorius Guildgate
1x Tundra
1x Sejiri Refuge
1x Temple of Silence
1x Godless Shrine
1x Isolated Chapel
1x Scrubland
1x Tainted Field
1x Temple of Deceit
1x Watery Grave
1x Drowned Catacomb
1x Underground Sea
1x Jwar Isle Refuge
5x Plains
6x Island
3x Swamp
This deck does extremely well played politically against multiple opponents. If there are more glaringly obvious threats around like Mimeoplasm decks or established combo players, people will usually be just fine with letting you sit there gaining life and fiddling around with planeswalkers. Well, they'll try to prevent your planeswalkers from actually going ultimate, but we have plans to stop them.
WU Grand Arbiter Augustin IV
RWU Numot, the Devastator
WUB Oloro, Ageless Ascetic
WB Athreos, God of Passage