It's amazing how bad you guys are at magic. First of all the deck is not good it's beyond terrible. It's so bad you should feel bad. And then you mock Norin?!?!?!!!!!!! I'm amazed Norin isn't banned in commander as commander, restricted in vintage and banned in legacy, you cast your general turn 1 every single game. That's 7 turns faster then maelstrom wanderer. He can't even compete with that
This is actually just the best, most entertaining thing ever. I'm actually fairly convinced that theplumber actually has more fun responding to all the "die-hard, competitive know-it-all players" on here than he does actually playing his god awful deck that randomly wins. This is actually just a trolling win everywhere. Trolling everyone who plays against him. Trolling everyone who reads this looking for the most busted deck ever. Trolling everyone who posts expecting a reasonable man and understanding responses. Two thumbs up for trolling win!!
So I decided to dedicate some of my most valuable and precious time to help you update the OP section regarding cards that beat your all powerful combo-up to and including:
Path to exile, swords to plowshares, remove soul, cumber stone, damping matrix, shock, electrolyze, arcane laboratory, rule of law, peacekeeper, cycled decree of pain, hideous laughter, pithing needle, jace architect of thought +1, that rise of the elsdrazi enchantment that deals damage to each attacker equal to the number of attackers (light mine field??), izzet charm, exclude, fog, holy day, essence warden, lethal vapors, gatecrash enchantment that gives tokens -1/-1, unsummom, seal of doom, dismember, slaughter pact, worship, burning tree shaman, night of souls betrayal, befallen shackles and two islands, mouth of ronom and 4 snow lands, moonglove extract, disfigure, sudden shock (flavor fully ironic), hellbent ensnaring bridge, kizmit, root maze, torpor orb, ethersworn cannonist, mind break trap, solitary confinement, snuff out, echoing truth, echoin decay, izzet staticaster bonded with night shade peddler (wombo combos!), Iona, blazing archon, visara, pyrite spellbomb, jesters cap, sadistic sacrament, nevermore, meddling Mage, chord of calling for orzhov pontiff, royal assassin, platinum angel, platinum empirion, bane of the living, Armageddon, limited resources, teferi, red elemental blast, blue elemental blast, time stop, bribery, telemin performance, traumatize sometimes, phyrexian revoker, suppression field, rout, pernicious deed, Nevs disk, pongify, squelch, crovax (both of them), elesh norn, withering boon, gather specimens, arc slogger, root water thief, extract, soul spike, gisela, abrupt decay, aetherize, channeled jiwari earth aflame, ratchet bomb, barbarian ring, cabal pit, hero's demise, kiku, nights flower, orims chant, stave off...I think that's all off them....wait ummm guul draz assassin! Done and you're welcome!
So I decided to dedicate some of my most valuable and precious time to help you update the OP section regarding cards that beat your all powerful combo-up to and including:
Path to exile, swords to plowshares, remove soul, cumber stone, damping matrix, shock, electrolyze, arcane laboratory, rule of law, peacekeeper, cycled decree of pain, hideous laughter, pithing needle, jace architect of thought +1, that rise of the elsdrazi enchantment that deals damage to each attacker equal to the number of attackers (light mine field??), izzet charm, exclude, fog, holy day, essence warden, lethal vapors, gatecrash enchantment that gives tokens -1/-1, unsummom, seal of doom, dismember, slaughter pact, worship, burning tree shaman, night of souls betrayal, befallen shackles and two islands, mouth of ronom and 4 snow lands, moonglove extract, disfigure, sudden shock (flavor fully ironic), hellbent ensnaring bridge, kizmit, root maze, torpor orb, ethersworn cannonist, mind break trap, solitary confinement, snuff out, echoing truth, echoin decay, izzet staticaster bonded with night shade peddler (wombo combos!), Iona, blazing archon, visara, pyrite spellbomb, jesters cap, sadistic sacrament, nevermore, meddling Mage, chord of calling for orzhov pontiff, royal assassin, platinum angel, platinum empirion, bane of the living, Armageddon, limited resources, teferi, red elemental blast, blue elemental blast, time stop, bribery, telemin performance, traumatize sometimes, phyrexian revoker, suppression field, rout, pernicious deed, Nevs disk, pongify, squelch, crovax (both of them), elesh norn, withering boon, gather specimens, arc slogger, root water thief, extract, soul spike, gisela, abrupt decay, aetherize, channeled jiwari earth aflame, ratchet bomb, barbarian ring, cabal pit, hero's demise, kiku, nights flower, orims chant, stave off...I think that's all off them....wait ummm guul draz assassin! Done and you're welcome!
Thank you for your invaluable help! Though to be fair, a great number of these "answers" don't actually solve the problem. Fog and ensnaring bridge for instance do not solve the issue. Nor does a summoning sick guul draz assassin (or one who who is not leveled). I could go on (it looks as though a great many of these aren't actually "answers". Even then, assuming arguendo, that these are answers, there are over 10,000 printed magic cards. To say that a few dozen "might" answer the deck means very little. Nearly all of these "answers" also stop the hermit druid combo, widely considered the second best combo deck (save for this deck). As a result, this remains the most competitive MTG deck ever conceived.
As your general, you will always have access to Maelstrom Wanderer, and he allows you to assemble a 2 card combo and cast it immediately, but to do this, it has to be the ONLY cards that could be targeted by the decks cascade spells Therefore, I give you the game plan:
1. DON'T DRAW the combo pieces
2. Play 8 land cards
3. Cast the general,
4. Hope your opponents don't have any removal or counterspells or moat or curse of exhaustion**
5. Cascade into Deceiver Exarch & Kiki-Jiki
6. Make infinite dudes
7. KILL EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!
In the meantime, you fill your deck with cards cc>7 and cast many of them for alternate costs (morph, cost reductions, evoke, etc).
Roflmao!! Some men just want to watch the world burn. I don't even know where to start; well played.
I've been looking at the MW sitting in my binder for quite some time now. I wanted to be unique with him if I ever built him. By god, my brain is still having trouble fabricating a scenario where this deck wouldn't just fold game after game. You're quite the troll, but I might just have to try this at least once.
I'm asking a serious question in the main forum asking for new ideas on where to take the decklist database and I get a measly 5 responses (of which 0 contributed new ideas). This troll deck posted in a subforum gets a whopping 5 pages??? Seriously disappointed now
No he's a troll he knows the deck is crap. As I said when he first posted the list " this is the worst tooth and nail deck I have ever seen. " don't necro old troll threads please
hey ill support your deck if you have ever actually played the deck and actually won a game. win 4+ players in it that are actually good decks like animar teysa and sharuum or acrum. If you actually win a game with the given deck list.
I think that you just got an idea and posted it on the forums before you even tested the deck
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Mono black control
splinter twin
hey ill support your deck if you have ever actually played the deck and actually won a game. win 4+ players in it that are actually good decks like animar teysa and sharuum or acrum. If you actually win a game with the given deck list.
I think that you just got an idea and posted it on the forums before you even tested the deck
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Edric | Skithiryx | Merieke | Talrand
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Well except for pauper EDH
Garruk's Packleader | Inkfathom Witch | Gelectrode | Sigil Captain | Glider Barin | Sludge Strider | Paragon of the Ameshsa
no they are under this horrid monstrosity of a bridge
Path to exile, swords to plowshares, remove soul, cumber stone, damping matrix, shock, electrolyze, arcane laboratory, rule of law, peacekeeper, cycled decree of pain, hideous laughter, pithing needle, jace architect of thought +1, that rise of the elsdrazi enchantment that deals damage to each attacker equal to the number of attackers (light mine field??), izzet charm, exclude, fog, holy day, essence warden, lethal vapors, gatecrash enchantment that gives tokens -1/-1, unsummom, seal of doom, dismember, slaughter pact, worship, burning tree shaman, night of souls betrayal, befallen shackles and two islands, mouth of ronom and 4 snow lands, moonglove extract, disfigure, sudden shock (flavor fully ironic), hellbent ensnaring bridge, kizmit, root maze, torpor orb, ethersworn cannonist, mind break trap, solitary confinement, snuff out, echoing truth, echoin decay, izzet staticaster bonded with night shade peddler (wombo combos!), Iona, blazing archon, visara, pyrite spellbomb, jesters cap, sadistic sacrament, nevermore, meddling Mage, chord of calling for orzhov pontiff, royal assassin, platinum angel, platinum empirion, bane of the living, Armageddon, limited resources, teferi, red elemental blast, blue elemental blast, time stop, bribery, telemin performance, traumatize sometimes, phyrexian revoker, suppression field, rout, pernicious deed, Nevs disk, pongify, squelch, crovax (both of them), elesh norn, withering boon, gather specimens, arc slogger, root water thief, extract, soul spike, gisela, abrupt decay, aetherize, channeled jiwari earth aflame, ratchet bomb, barbarian ring, cabal pit, hero's demise, kiku, nights flower, orims chant, stave off...I think that's all off them....wait ummm guul draz assassin! Done and you're welcome!
Thank you for your invaluable help! Though to be fair, a great number of these "answers" don't actually solve the problem. Fog and ensnaring bridge for instance do not solve the issue. Nor does a summoning sick guul draz assassin (or one who who is not leveled). I could go on (it looks as though a great many of these aren't actually "answers". Even then, assuming arguendo, that these are answers, there are over 10,000 printed magic cards. To say that a few dozen "might" answer the deck means very little. Nearly all of these "answers" also stop the hermit druid combo, widely considered the second best combo deck (save for this deck). As a result, this remains the most competitive MTG deck ever conceived.
Edric | Skithiryx | Merieke | Talrand
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Well except for pauper EDH
Garruk's Packleader | Inkfathom Witch | Gelectrode | Sigil Captain | Glider Barin | Sludge Strider | Paragon of the Ameshsa
Also, my list looks a TOUCH better tuned
http://forums.mtgsalvation.com/showthread.php?t=466777
https://www.cubecobra.com/cube/list/p420
Please look at and comment on the above! Looking for any advice and thoughts!
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Roflmao!! Some men just want to watch the world burn. I don't even know where to start; well played.
I've been looking at the MW sitting in my binder for quite some time now. I wanted to be unique with him if I ever built him. By god, my brain is still having trouble fabricating a scenario where this deck wouldn't just fold game after game. You're quite the troll, but I might just have to try this at least once.
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Thank you for the suggestions! You've just made the most powerful EDH deck in magic more powerful. Well done, that is not an easy thing to accomplish.
Edric | Skithiryx | Merieke | Talrand
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Well except for pauper EDH
Garruk's Packleader | Inkfathom Witch | Gelectrode | Sigil Captain | Glider Barin | Sludge Strider | Paragon of the Ameshsa
And the deck isn't very strong.
Damia http://forums.mtgsalvation.com/showthread.php?t=410191
DDFT Legacyhttp://forums.mtgsalvation.com/showthread.php?t=505247
Domain Zoo http://forums.mtgsalvation.com/showthread.php?p=10212429#post10212429
Edric | Skithiryx | Merieke | Talrand
--------------------------
Well except for pauper EDH
Garruk's Packleader | Inkfathom Witch | Gelectrode | Sigil Captain | Glider Barin | Sludge Strider | Paragon of the Ameshsa
I think that you just got an idea and posted it on the forums before you even tested the deck
[center][color=Blue]
Edric Spy and die
Azami the lady of the draw
Naya Zoo
Past decks
Orloro
sharuum the hegemond
Mono black control
splinter twin
I think that you just got an idea and posted it on the forums before you even tested the deck
[center][color=Blue]
Edric Spy and die
Azami the lady of the draw
Naya Zoo
Past decks
Orloro
sharuum the hegemond
Mono black control
splinter twin