My deck is a toned down version of the time bending, time stretching, time warping Narset.
Why play Narset?
You like to ***.
You like to play with yourself.
You like commanders like Kaalia and Bruna. The general idea of cheating massive ***** onto the field. Maybe that's why i have those 2 decks as well, oops.
You like to time travel.
You like America. (I'm not American)
Why don't play Narset?
You like to search for lands.
You hug trees.
You like to kill your opponents with 10 million tokens.
You like to kill your opponent with a 5000/5000 Prossh.
A bit of history into how the deck came about.
So, when she was spoiled in KtK, I was excited and disappointed at the same time. She had this kickass ability to cheat out massive ***** but also having massive drawbacks. I made her with the intent of wanting to annoy everyone constantly. I also wanted to play something that didnt involve killing an opponent with combat damage, i had plenty of those from my Kaalia, Azusa, Bruna decks. I won almost every round with my friends conceding after going infinite with Proteus staff and Beacon of Tomorrow by using Tutors to find them while having counter spells to cover my butt. So i got complaints and they started to ignore me while i sat there and masturbated to infinite turns and infinite combat steps. So, I had a major rethink and made this toned down version of the deck. I can also see that power has dropped massively but doesn't necessarily mean i will lose. I still win some of my games by taking 8 turns, but it's less frustrating to play against. Im considering to drop the Time Walk type spells and using World at war type cards instead, as my friends now mainboard Ugin's Nexus.
Other artifacts 1 Mirari - AKA Photocopier 1 Whispersilk cloak - Where's Narset? 1 Scroll rack - Oh look at me rearrange my ***** lol 1 Elixir of immoratlity - Throws all your crap back into the library. We call this "Bandung" or "Rose drink" popular in South East Asia. 1 Sensei's divining top - What will i spin of my top deck?
I didnt have any tutors so that i can rely entirely on my luck for top decks. Make it more fair so my friends cant complain when i pull off 8 turn combos again.
Other cards that should be used -> Mystical tutor, Personal Tutor, Enter the infinite, Enlightened Tutor, Vedalken Orrery, Venser's Journal, Any additional combat steps spells - World at war, Aggravated assault, Counterspell package
Any other ideas are welcome. Like i said, its a toned down, fun casual version of the hardcore creatureless- proteus staff-beacon of tomorrow decks, so go easy on me. I tried my best to not break her but still fun and amazing when the top deck is pulled off.
Cool list. I came by looking to see if there existed any other brainstorm-like effects other than Jace the Mindsculptor. You did remind me that Scroll Rack fills this niche extraordinarily well, but my only copy is unfortunately in my Kaalia deck. Anyway, one thing I may add to this list is Long-term plans, but I can understand if you'd consider it another tutor to avoid using against your friends.
You like to ***.
You like to play with yourself.
You like commanders like Kaalia and Bruna. The general idea of cheating massive ***** onto the field. Maybe that's why i have those 2 decks as well, oops.
You like to time travel.
You like America. (I'm not American)
Why don't play Narset?
You like to search for lands.
You hug trees.
You like to kill your opponents with 10 million tokens.
You like to kill your opponent with a 5000/5000 Prossh.
A bit of history into how the deck came about.
So, when she was spoiled in KtK, I was excited and disappointed at the same time. She had this kickass ability to cheat out massive ***** but also having massive drawbacks. I made her with the intent of wanting to annoy everyone constantly. I also wanted to play something that didnt involve killing an opponent with combat damage, i had plenty of those from my Kaalia, Azusa, Bruna decks. I won almost every round with my friends conceding after going infinite with Proteus staff and Beacon of Tomorrow by using Tutors to find them while having counter spells to cover my butt. So i got complaints and they started to ignore me while i sat there and masturbated to infinite turns and infinite combat steps. So, I had a major rethink and made this toned down version of the deck. I can also see that power has dropped massively but doesn't necessarily mean i will lose. I still win some of my games by taking 8 turns, but it's less frustrating to play against. Im considering to drop the Time Walk type spells and using World at war type cards instead, as my friends now mainboard Ugin's Nexus.
1 Narset, Enlightened master
Lands
1 Arid Mesa
1 Flooded strand
1 Scalding Tarn
3 Mountain
3 Plains
3 Islands
1 Command Tower
1 Mystic Monastery
1 City of brass
1 Maze of Ith - lol block? whats that?
1 Strip Mine
1 Ghost Quarter
1 Encroaching wastes
1 Teramorphic Expanse
1 Evolving wilds
1 Temple of false gods
1 Slayer's stronghold - haste, lol
1 Reliquary tower
1 Thespian's stage
1 Sulfur falls
1 Shivan reef
1 Temple of Epiphany
1 Steam Vents
1 Mystic Gate
1 Glacial fortress
1 Hallowed Fountain
1 Adarkar wastes
1 Temple of Enlightenment
1 Sacred foundry
1 Temple of Triumph
1 Battlefield forge
1 Clifftop retreat
1 Aurelia, the warleader - Extra combat steps. Did i mention extra triggers? Hell yeah!
1 Consecrated sphinx - I geta draw many cards.
1 Angel of Serenity - **** yo creatures.
1 Thassa, God of the sea - Indestructible scrying, unblockable, 5/5 beastly machine for 2U. Value!
Enchantments
1 Detention sphere - Lol gtfo
1 Omniscience - lol whats mana
1 Eldrazi conscription - roar im eldrazi now
1 Fervor - Oh hey it gives haste.
1 Leyline of anticipation - Oh hey, watch me flash in *****.
1 Legion's Initiative - Oh look, Narset is 4/3, oh look i cast Wrath of god. Oh look, i flick Narset out.
"Time walk" spells
1 Temporal mastery
1 Walk the aeons
1 Time stretch
Copy spells - Copying other ***** like demonic tutors and draw spells as well.
1 Wild ricochet
1 increasing vengeance
1 Twincast
1 Reverberate
General instants
1 Brainstorm
1 fact or fiction
1 impulse
1 Think twice - hmmmmmmmmmmm
1 Chaos warp - Tuck whatever i want.
1 Ponder - hmmmmmmmmmm
1 Serrum visions
1 opportunity
1 path to exile
1 Turn//Burn - Eldrazi? More like Weirdrazi.
1 Sphinx's revelation
1 Redirect - How about i draw 10 cards from your Blue Sun's Zenith?
Boardwipes
1 Cyclonic rift
1 Planar cleansing
1 Winds of rath
1 Wrath of god
1 Supreme verdict
1 All is dust
1 Austere command
1 Coalition relic
1 Sol ring
1 Thran dynamo
1 Gilded lotus
1 Mana vault - Narset on T3? Yes pls.
1 Basalt monolith
Other artifacts
1 Mirari - AKA Photocopier
1 Whispersilk cloak - Where's Narset?
1 Scroll rack - Oh look at me rearrange my ***** lol
1 Elixir of immoratlity - Throws all your crap back into the library. We call this "Bandung" or "Rose drink" popular in South East Asia.
1 Sensei's divining top - What will i spin of my top deck?
Planeswalkers - I didnt run all the RUW Planeswalkers because i had no space to put all of them. Why cant i hold all these planeswalkers!
1 Jace beleren - Political tool
1 Jace, Memory adept - Lol mil
1 Jace, the living guildpact - Lol top deck
1 Jace, Architect of Thought - Lol Fact or Fiction
1 Jace, the mind sculptor - lol brainstorm
1 Chandra, pyromaster - Mainly to play with top decks with Sensei's top or Scroll rack.
1 Chandra, the firebrand - To copy whatever spells i pull off the top, sometimes it copies nothing, sometimes it copi- HOLY ***** Time Stretch
1 Ajani, Caller of the pride - FLYING CRANE TECHNIQUE
1 Elspeth, Sun's champion - Blockers ot just to nuke the field of biggies, lol Narset is 3/2 haha
1 Venser, the sojourner - Block Narset, OH YOU CANT
1 Tamiyo, the moon sage - Taps lands, creatures, artifacts, protects Narset from blockers as well.
1 Sarkhan, the Dragonspeaker - OH IT HAS INDESTRUCTIBLE LOL
1 Gideon Jura - OH YOU CANT HIT ME.
1 Karn liberated - You get an exile! You get an exile! Everyone gets an exile!
1 Ral zarek - Taps *****, untaps *****, deals 3 damage to *****, time travels 5 times, where can i sign up?
So yeah.
I didnt have any tutors so that i can rely entirely on my luck for top decks. Make it more fair so my friends cant complain when i pull off 8 turn combos again.
Other cards that should be used -> Mystical tutor, Personal Tutor, Enter the infinite, Enlightened Tutor, Vedalken Orrery, Venser's Journal, Any additional combat steps spells - World at war, Aggravated assault, Counterspell package
Any other ideas are welcome. Like i said, its a toned down, fun casual version of the hardcore creatureless- proteus staff-beacon of tomorrow decks, so go easy on me. I tried my best to not break her but still fun and amazing when the top deck is pulled off.