MTG Salvation

My fiance is tired of recent masculine nature of Magic art and how women tend to be "skanked out". And hell, so am I.


So I'm trying to build her a deck full of attractive men and non-skanked women. The attractive men part is hard!

So far I have a Rafiq deck with Daxos and... Gerrard? Green Kamahl? Probably allies, with Kazandu Blademaster and Oran-Eief Survivalist...


Any other ideas?

I've always found Teferi rather attractive.

On the other end of the scale, Anafenza and Narset from Khans are both attractive without being "skanked out" as you put it.

Maraxus of Keld, if she's into that sort of thing...

Obligatory Rakish Heir, though he might actually be the rare and elusive "skanked-out" man.

You can probably get a lot of mileage out of vampires in general.

The Elspeths are a good choice for women if you can ignore the fatal boob plate.

Almost forgot Beastbreaker of Bala Ged. Apparently my definition of attractive is shirtless.

Odric, Master Tactician is sexy as hell. I'd NEVER block them.

Karn, Silver Golem, sexiest legendary out there!
Isao, Enlightened Bushi is pretty stunning.

I've always been especially fond of Eron the Relentless.

Sylvan Safekeeper; Venser; Kentaro; Riku; lots of them in 'mediocre' cards in Innistrad block;
Although I think Ral is the hottest male in the multiverse. >.< - just saying

What no Love for Nicol Bolas that guy is sexy as hell.

what about any of the Garruks? that guy screams manliness

Jenara, Asura of War is one of the least skanked-out female cards (this goes for pretty much every white card with a woman in its art, though).

Ertai, Wizard Adept and Meloku the Clouded Mirror aren't bad either.

Ok I'm sorry but the most handsome guy in Magic is Venser, the Sojourner. Just look at those chops!

And actually you need to look at his Scars of Mirrodin art as well.

Men:

Xiahou Dun, the One-Eyed is pretty badass. He's eating his own eye off an arrow.

Eladamri, Lord of Leaves has some good cheek-bone action.

Ragnar has some viking-action going on without being tasteless.

Odric, Master Tactician... whew <fans self>

Women:

Lavinia of the Tenth is a respectable career woman.

Lovisa Coldeyes is a political leader, and doesn't take crap from anyone.

Selvala, Explorer Returned looks like she dresses warmly. Because she's an explorer.

Scars of Mirrodin Venser looks like David Tennant. Everyone finds him sexy.

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Almost forgot Beastbreaker of Bala Ged. Apparently my definition of attractive is shirtless.

Anybody ever notice how he looks like Mayor Mike Haggar?

Daxos of Meletis?

I second Odric, Master Tactician.

Did you know he exists in real life?

Bant is a good choice. Rafiq, can perhaps make some of these questionable card choices decent.


- Hero of Iroas (Those abs...)
- Kazandu Blademaster
- Gatstaff Shepherd (mhm)
- Silverblade Paladin
- Both Vensers
- Teferi, Mage of Zhalfir (YES!)
- Kamahl, Fist of Krosa
- Echo Mage
- Fiend Hunter
- Mentor of the Meek
- Voidwielder (Totally my type. Too bad the card sucks.)

Women?
- Jenara is on a crusade of fierceness.
- Rubinia Soulsinger
- Hanna, Ship's Navigator
- Thalia, Guardian of Thraben
- Sigarda, Host of Herons
- Stoic Angel
- Mother of runes
- Elgaud Shieldmate

I have a (female) friend that thinks Gideon is the most attractive man in Magic

No love for the original dashing hero of magic Gerrard Capashan? After all, he's just got so much damn...





Oh, and Hanna, Ship's Navigator the is the classiest woman in magic, and wouldn't be caught dead mixing up with those half of the scanks that inhabit the multi-verse. Too bad Gerrard could just never take his eyes off the mission for a moment to realize what he had within an arm's reach.

Rafiq of the Many

The first version, if I know how to link it specifically. Strength and companionship in one.

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Elgaud Shieldmate

Oooh, +1 on this one. I love that short hair.

Veteran Bodyguard

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Elgaud Shieldmate

Oooh, +1 on this one. I love that short hair.

+1 very lovely, fierce, and looks ready to fight!

I have had a similar deck idea for a long time, although for my own benefit I found this thread looking for ideas because good-looking men are such a rarity in Magic. Luckily, though, the situation has been improving in the past few years. In the old times, all men were either monsters or zombies.

I'm presently building a Tajic, Blade of the Legion deck with this concept. Red is a must because of all those huge muscle barbarians After all, Maraxus of Keld is still the hottest guy in this game in my books. Tajic isn't bad himself, with his curvy sword and all, and white has some good ones as well. Here's a list of handsome humans I just compiled earlier today:

• Afflicted Deserter
  
• Akroan Conscriptor
  
• Akroan Jailer
  
• Archetype of Courage
  
• Auriok Salvagers
  
• Avalanche Riders
  
• Enthralling Victor
  
• Hero of Iroas
  
• Keldon Champion
  
• Keldon Warlord
  
• Maraxus of Keld
  
• Ronin Cavekeeper
  
• Veteran Bodyguard

EDIT: As classy women go, Autumn Willow is my perennial favorite.

EDIT2: Then there are always vampires, too of course:

• Anowon, the Ruin Sage
  
• Falkenrath Marauders
  
• Guul Draz Assassin
  
• Markov Warlord
  
• Mirko Vosk, Mind Drinker
  
• Rakish Heir
  
• Sengir Nosferatu
  
• Stromkirk Noble

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• Keldon Warlord

Look at his stumpy little legs, though!