SIT DOWN & STEP UP YOUR GAME YO. WE GONNA THROW OUR BALLS ON THEM FOR THE GLORY. A DIRTY ROAD TO VICTORY. HOW? WE USE TWO BALLS, NOT ONE, PER MANA COST. A GLORIOUS DISPLAY. A BALLSÉANCE.
THIS WAY, YOU’LL HAVE TWO BALLS INSTEAD OF ONE. GUARANTEED!
DROP TEMPLES OF TRIUMPH, WALLS OF OMENS, TORMENT DAT VOICE THEN DROP YOUR BALLS ON THEM AND SMACK DOWN THAT SÉANCE AND FELDON TO SEAL THAT DEAL
LEGIONNAIRES FIRST, THEN REST OF BALLS
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YOUR ENGINE
Séance - CENTERPIECE OF BALLS, GIVING YOU TWO BALLS INSTEAD OF ONE. LOOK AT THE AMAZED PEOPLE ON THE PICTURE. AMAZED BY BALLS EVERY WHERE AND THAT WHITEY THING STUFF IS PROBABLY HAVING A NICE TIME. LOOK AT THEM. THAT'S HOW AMAZED THEY WILL BE. GO DEEP OR GO HOME. THERE'S EVEN A "MAY" RIDER THAT ALLOW US TO CHOOSE WHETHER TO RIDE OR NOT TO REUSE OUR BALLS. THAT'S THE SPIRIT
Feldon of the Third Path - FELDON'S OUR BRO. MAKES ARTIFICIAL BALLS OF STEEL. REUSES BALLS AFTER DEAD BALLS. SHE'LL COME BACK TO HIM ALRIGHT. HITTING IT TWICE LIKE SÉANCE. COPIES DEAD BALLS WHICH IS WHY SÉANCE'S "MAY" IS IMPORTANT
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YOUR BALLS
Ball Lightning - BALLEST BALL OF THEM ALL, FATED TO BE TWO BALLS AND DO THE GRANDEST OF ENTRIES. AN INSPIRATION TO US ALL
Spark Trooper - WEIRD AS BALLS. HOLDS SMALL BALLS IN HIS HANDS. GO DEEP OR GO HOME.
Blistering Firecat - MORPH BALL BUT ALSO BALLS. COMES WITH SELF-LICKING CAT-PABILITIES.
Keldon Champion - LOOK AT THAT SWORD :OOOOOOOO DEF MIGHTIER THAN THE PEN IS. PAY FOR HIM OR DON'T. HE'LL BE BACK LIKE THE REST OF YOUR BALLS
Skyknight Legionnaire - MORE REACH FOR OUR BALLS. LONGER AND FASTER AND DOESN'T DEAD UPON FIRST USE.
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YOUR DIGGING AND SUPPORT
Tormenting Voice - ALWAYS NARRATE YOUR BALLS TO THE ENEMY. EVEN MORE IMPRESSIVE AND DIGS DEEP OH SO DEEP EVEN DEEPER. TORMENTING VOICE? MORE LIKE LISTEN TO THEM SCREAMING. ALSO YOU CAN DISCARD BALLS TO GET MORE BALLS AND STILL GET THE BALLS FROM SÉANCE OR OUR BRO FELDON
Wall of Omens - HERE'S AN OMEN FOR YOU, IMMA HIT YOU WITH MY BALLS. STEP UP YOUR GAME AND PREPARE IMPRESSING THE CHICKS AT THE POOL. SET UP, THEN PUNCH THEM IN THE FACE don’t actually punch tho
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YOUR LANDS
Temple of Triumph - TRIUMPHANTLY DISPLAYS YOUR TRIUMPH. HUGE PILLAR ON A SOLID BASE 10/10. IT TAKES PREPARATIONS TO DO OUR GAME SO BEING A TURN SLOWER DOESN'T MATTER. START OUT SLOWLY THEN HIT IT HARD
Rugged Prairie - FILTERS MANA LIKE THE TEABAG MAKES THE DRINK JUST RIGHT. WE NEED TO CAST BOTH SÉANCE AND FELDON SO #NOFILTER IS NO BALLS. TASTY
Mountain - LUCKILY YOUR BALLS ARE SMALL AND HUMBLE SO YOU DON'T CONFUSE THEM WITH THESE... NOT! BIG BALLS BIG MOUNTAINS STEP UP YOUR GAME GO DEEP OR GO HOME. i like this art of some reason
Plains - PLAINS AS IN PLAIN GENERIC LAMES BUT WE NEED THEM. NUTS
Sneak Attack probably sneaks the BALLS in well and good, question is whether the lack of extra punch really makes the 2-3 less mana worth it. (The card does literally nothing on its own and we need the balls damage). Also there's an upfront cost of 4 mana to cheapen the mana so I dunno. Sneak Attack works best with really large creatures or really good ETBs, such as the Inferno Titan. I'd rather just use Séance or Feldon at 4 mana.
Inferno Titan is def not good without say Sneak Attack + more discard outlets which'll lessen the pressure. Also he's not a BALL so no dice
A cool thing about playing this deck is experiencing how much pressure and board state you can assemble even with so many Balls that normally die quick'n'fast, their weakness being normally no possible board state.
Notable differences:
-Faithless Looting digs and dumps balls
-Sandstone Needle for that turn 2 Ball Lightning turn 3 Seance love
-No Feldon. Feldon is slow. Does nothing the turn you cast it, then more balls on turn 5?
-No weaklings
-Wall of Reverence LOLZ @ tha BALLZ
-loot away your Demigods early for the ultimate lategame Balls
THIS WAY, YOU’LL HAVE TWO BALLS INSTEAD OF ONE. GUARANTEED!
4 Séance
3 Feldon of the Third Path
Balls
4 Ball Lightning
4 Spark Trooper
2 Blistering Firecat
4 Hell's Thunder
4 Keldon Champion
4 Skyknight Legionnaire
4 Tormenting Voice
4 Wall of Omens
Lands
4 Temple of Triumph
4 Rugged Prairie
11 Mountain
4 Plains
HOW TO PLAY
DROP TEMPLES OF TRIUMPH, WALLS OF OMENS, TORMENT DAT VOICE THEN DROP YOUR BALLS ON THEM AND SMACK DOWN THAT SÉANCE AND FELDON TO SEAL THAT DEAL
LEGIONNAIRES FIRST, THEN REST OF BALLS
YOUR ENGINE
Séance - CENTERPIECE OF BALLS, GIVING YOU TWO BALLS INSTEAD OF ONE. LOOK AT THE AMAZED PEOPLE ON THE PICTURE. AMAZED BY BALLS EVERY WHERE AND THAT WHITEY THING STUFF IS PROBABLY HAVING A NICE TIME. LOOK AT THEM. THAT'S HOW AMAZED THEY WILL BE. GO DEEP OR GO HOME. THERE'S EVEN A "MAY" RIDER THAT ALLOW US TO CHOOSE WHETHER TO RIDE OR NOT TO REUSE OUR BALLS. THAT'S THE SPIRIT
Feldon of the Third Path - FELDON'S OUR BRO. MAKES ARTIFICIAL BALLS OF STEEL. REUSES BALLS AFTER DEAD BALLS. SHE'LL COME BACK TO HIM ALRIGHT. HITTING IT TWICE LIKE SÉANCE. COPIES DEAD BALLS WHICH IS WHY SÉANCE'S "MAY" IS IMPORTANT
YOUR BALLS
Ball Lightning - BALLEST BALL OF THEM ALL, FATED TO BE TWO BALLS AND DO THE GRANDEST OF ENTRIES. AN INSPIRATION TO US ALL
Spark Trooper - WEIRD AS BALLS. HOLDS SMALL BALLS IN HIS HANDS. GO DEEP OR GO HOME.
Blistering Firecat - MORPH BALL BUT ALSO BALLS. COMES WITH SELF-LICKING CAT-PABILITIES.
Hell's Thunder - FLYING BALLS
Keldon Champion - LOOK AT THAT SWORD :OOOOOOOO DEF MIGHTIER THAN THE PEN IS. PAY FOR HIM OR DON'T. HE'LL BE BACK LIKE THE REST OF YOUR BALLS
Skyknight Legionnaire - MORE REACH FOR OUR BALLS. LONGER AND FASTER AND DOESN'T DEAD UPON FIRST USE.
YOUR DIGGING AND SUPPORT
Tormenting Voice - ALWAYS NARRATE YOUR BALLS TO THE ENEMY. EVEN MORE IMPRESSIVE AND DIGS DEEP OH SO DEEP EVEN DEEPER. TORMENTING VOICE? MORE LIKE LISTEN TO THEM SCREAMING. ALSO YOU CAN DISCARD BALLS TO GET MORE BALLS AND STILL GET THE BALLS FROM SÉANCE OR OUR BRO FELDON
Wall of Omens - HERE'S AN OMEN FOR YOU, IMMA HIT YOU WITH MY BALLS. STEP UP YOUR GAME AND PREPARE IMPRESSING THE CHICKS AT THE POOL. SET UP, THEN PUNCH THEM IN THE FACE don’t actually punch tho
YOUR LANDS
Temple of Triumph - TRIUMPHANTLY DISPLAYS YOUR TRIUMPH. HUGE PILLAR ON A SOLID BASE 10/10. IT TAKES PREPARATIONS TO DO OUR GAME SO BEING A TURN SLOWER DOESN'T MATTER. START OUT SLOWLY THEN HIT IT HARD
Rugged Prairie - FILTERS MANA LIKE THE TEABAG MAKES THE DRINK JUST RIGHT. WE NEED TO CAST BOTH SÉANCE AND FELDON SO #NOFILTER IS NO BALLS. TASTY
Mountain - LUCKILY YOUR BALLS ARE SMALL AND HUMBLE SO YOU DON'T CONFUSE THEM WITH THESE... NOT! BIG BALLS BIG MOUNTAINS STEP UP YOUR GAME GO DEEP OR GO HOME. i like this art of some reason
Plains - PLAINS AS IN PLAIN GENERIC LAMES BUT WE NEED THEM. NUTS
DON'T USE THIS AND WHY YOU SHOULDN’T
Spark Elemental - TOO TINY BALLS. WE WANT BIG BALLS.
Lightning Bolt - NOT A BALL. A MEAGRE ONE SHOT 3 DAMAGE. ALSO NOT A BALL. WHO USES THIS THING? 0/10 WOULD NOT BALL .FOREVER UNTOUCHED
Fireball - WONDERFUL BALL. BUT NOT OUR THING AS IT WILL BE LEFT ALONE, SOLO, UNTOUCHED, UNUSED, FOREVER FORGOTTEN DURING THE BALLSÉANCE.
CLOSING WERD
NOW YOU KNOW HOW TO BALLSÉANCE. THIS DECK PERHAPS ISN'T YOUR TIER 1 LEGACY BUILD BUT WHO CARES? IT’S BALLS
PREACH IT HOMIE
Sneak Attack probably sneaks the BALLS in well and good, question is whether the lack of extra punch really makes the 2-3 less mana worth it. (The card does literally nothing on its own and we need the balls damage). Also there's an upfront cost of 4 mana to cheapen the mana so I dunno. Sneak Attack works best with really large creatures or really good ETBs, such as the Inferno Titan. I'd rather just use Séance or Feldon at 4 mana.
Inferno Titan is def not good without say Sneak Attack + more discard outlets which'll lessen the pressure. Also he's not a BALL so no dice
A cool thing about playing this deck is experiencing how much pressure and board state you can assemble even with so many Balls that normally die quick'n'fast, their weakness being normally no possible board state.
I dig your style. It's somewhere between the humor forum and this one.
Would Arc Runner be useful somewhere? DEM OX BALLS
Honestly though, this deck screams for Flameshadow Conjuring or the more expensive artifact version. BALLS OF FIRE
I thought of Mimic Vat and Soul Foundry, but not sure it helps, but it does fling dem balls every turn. BALLS TO THE WALL
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NEED FASTER BALLS SPARK ELEMENTAL OR HELLSPARK ELEMENTAL
BECAUSE WE LIKE PLAYING WITH OUR BALLS BEFORE TURN THREE.
Avalanche Riders might be good as a random hate card. He's pretty ballsy, but he doesn't hit like the other balls.
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Skyknight Legionnaire ain't even ballzy. Arc Runner? Or even Hellspark Elemental or Keldon Marauders? 2/2 for 3 mana is so bad.
AKA BALLZ TO THE WALLZ
4 Sandstone Needle
4 Rugged Prairie
4 Inspiring Vantage
4 Sacred Foundry
6 Mountain
4 Hell's Thunder
4 Ball Lightning
4 Spark Trooper
4 Blistering Firecat
4 Demigod of Revenge
4 Faithless Looting
4 Tormenting Voice
4 Séance
//WALLZ: 6
4 Wall of Omens
2 Wall of Reverence
Notable differences:
-Faithless Looting digs and dumps balls
-Sandstone Needle for that turn 2 Ball Lightning turn 3 Seance love
-No Feldon. Feldon is slow. Does nothing the turn you cast it, then more balls on turn 5?
-No weaklings
-Wall of Reverence LOLZ @ tha BALLZ
-loot away your Demigods early for the ultimate lategame Balls
JESKAI BALLS > BOROS BALLS!
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