My friends hate combo, and as a Johnny this bugs me because it means I have to limit my combo decks a lot. So, as a roving EDH player, I figured if I can't combo, NO ONE SHOULD. So, prison-control seemed like a logical option. If you're gonna run a list like this, I warn you, prepare to massively hold back or get punched in the face. Unless you happen to be facing Tier 1 tuned decks, then you can be just as vicious, while being a bit different.
1 Lullmage Mentor
1 Rune-Scarred Demon
1 Auramancer
1 Teferi, Mage of Zhalfir
1 Vedalken Mastermind
1 Mangara of Corondor
1 Azorious Guildmage
1 Sheoldred, Whispering One
1 Thassa, God of the Sea
1 Erebos, God of the Dead
1 Ghastlord of Fugue
1 Viscera Seer
1 Archaeomancer
1 Sun Titan
1 Zur the Enchanter
1 Silver Myr
1 Blood Artist
1 Iridescent Drake
1 Academy Researchers
1 Nomad Mythmaker
1 Faith Healer
1 Grand Arbiter Augustin IV
1 Aphetto Alchemist
1 Intruder Alarm
1 Parallax Wave
1 Parallax Tide
1 Fool's Demise
1 False Demise
1 Gift of Immortality
1 Ordeal of Thassa
1 Ordeal of Erebos
1 Shade's Form
1 Hatching Plans
1 Freed from the Real
1 Oblivion Ring
1 Journey to Nowhere
1 Martyr's Bond
1 Detention Sphere
1 Aqueous Form
1 Tamiyo, the Moonsage
1 Liliana of the Veil
1 Sorin, Lord of Innistrad
1 Mana Vault
1 Chromatic Lantern
1 Sol Ring
1 Thousand-Year Elixir
1 Lightning Greaves
1 Swiftfoot Boots
1 Perilous Research
1 Vampiric Tutor
1 Enlightened Tutor
1 Mystical Tutor
1 Force Spike
1 Daze
1 Flusterstorm
1 Mindbreak Trap
1 Obzedat's Aid
1 Cruel Tutor
1 Demonic Tutor
1 Grim Tutor
1 Idyllic Tutor
1 Fabricate
1 Replenish
1 Command Tower
1 Reliquary Tower
1 Hall of the Bandit Lord
1 Hallowed Fountain
1 Watery Grave
1 Godless Shrine
1 Isolated Chapel
1 Glacial Fortress
1 Drowned Catacomb
1 Fetid Heath
1 Mystic Gate
1 Sunken Ruins
1 Strip Mine
1 Tectonic Edge
1 Temple of Silence
1 Temple of Enlightenment
1 Reserved for Dimir Scryland
7 Island
5 Plains
5 Swamp
The fact that I have several strong combos in this deck proves two things:
1. I was not lying when I said I was a Johnny
2. Irony is awesome.