How does this deck work?
The plan, as stupid as it sounds, is to play land destruction in a format where land destruction is not liked, by anyone, with an artifact destruction subtheme. So, basically, I just go into the game knowing that I will lose. Always, and forever.
Why all the lifelink equips?
I will draw a lot of attention to myself, so I need to survive longer, to draw out the long torture of myself. If you're going to troll yourself, you have to troll hard.
Why should I play this deck?
Because I hate myself. Because I hate other people having artifacts, and I like having my own, unless I need to blow up the world with Disk or O-Stone. Basically, I'm torturing myself.
Why shouldn't I play this deck?
Because I actually want to win the game.
Why aren't you using good cards that wipe more than one land, like Wake of Destruction or Jokulhaups?
Because I'm a dumb worthless failure who can't do things right. Also, I couldn't find space. I tried to keep the cmc's down, because if I actually do something right for once, I might actually win, which is the ultimate troll.
Card explanations:
Commander
1 Zo-Zu the Punisher - deck originally had Urabrask when I was brewing, with an artifact destruction theme more than land destruction theme, but Zo-Zu took over, as the deck almost slightly looked like it might be one day playable with him at the control panel instead of the Hidden.
Enchantment
1 Blood Moon - Hurts opponents in multiple colors, and face it, almost everyone plays non-basics.
1 Price of Glory - Helps against countermagic.
1 Citadel of Pain - Helps against countermagic.
1 Manabarbs - Helps against infinite land tapping combos, forces opponents to think about their decisions, lest they die.
1 Stranglehold - Stops extra turns. People take extra turns too often.
Instant
1 Chaos Warp - The only way to tuck a general that's about to kill me.
Sorcery
1 Shattering Spree - I hate your artifacts. I like mine. I'm a hypocrite.
1 Vandalblast - I hate your artifacts. I like mine. I'm a hypocrite.
1 Wheel of Fortune - My hand sucks. I want new cards.
1 Reforge the Soul - My hand sucks. I want new cards.
1 Incendiary Command - My hand sucks. I want new cards. Also, I don't like that land you have, or your swarm of Plant tokens can kill me. I don't like that.
1 All is Dust - Your enchantments need a way to die. Also, I get to keep my artifacts.
1 Obliterate - ... Big Red Reset Button
1 Basphemous Act - Stop hitting me.
Creature
1 Dwarven Blastminer - Stop playing non-basic lands.
1 Dwarven Miner - Stop playing non-basic lands.
1 Viashino Heretic - I hate your artifacts. I like mine. I'm a hypocrite.
1 Avalanche Riders - Stop playing lands. Combo with Kiki-Jiki or Conjurer's Closet.
1 Goblin Settler - Stop playing lands. Combo with Kiki-Jiki or Conjurer's Closet.
1 Solemn Simulacrum - Combo with Kiki-Jiki or Conjurer's Closet.
1 Tuktuk Scrapper - Stop playing artifacts. Combo with Kiki-Jiki or Conjurer's Closet.
1 Invader Parasite - Stop playing lands. Combo with Kiki-Jiki or Conjurer's Closet.
1 Keldon Firebombers - Stop playing lands. Combo with Kiki-Jiki or Conjurer's Closet.
1 Kiki-Jiki, Mirror Breaker - Combo with most creatures in the deck.
1 Ravaging Horde - Stop playing lands. Combo with Kiki-Jiki or Conjurer's Closet.
1 Urabrask the Hidden - Don't kill me with haste creatures please. Give me a turn to wallow in misery.
1 Zealous Conscripts - JUST IN CASE I have Kiki-Jiki, I can infinite with him and maybe actually win this torture-fest.
1 Mindclaw Shaman - I like playing free spells. Combo with Kiki-Jiki or Conjurer's Closet.
1 Duplicant- Stop playing creatures. Combo with Kiki-Jiki or Conjurer's Closet.
1 Hellkite Tyrant - I hate your artifacts. I like mine. I'm a hypocrite. Combo with Mycosynth Lattice. If you have Lattice out, and you Kiki-Jiki this guy, you can actually win.
1 Wurmcoil Engine - Lifelink. If I'm torturing myself, I need to stay alive to endure more torture.
1 Tyrant of Discord - Stop playing permanents. Combo with Kiki-Jiki or Conjurer's Closet.
1 Ulamog, the Infinite Gyre - You're milling me? No. If I'm torturing myself, I need to stay alive to endure more torture.
Equipment
1 Basilisk Collar - Lifelink. If I'm torturing myself, I need to stay alive to endure more torture.
1 Lightning Greaves - Shroud.
1 Swiftfoot Boots - Hexproof.
1 Loxodon Warhammer - Lifelink. If I'm torturing myself, I need to stay alive to endure more torture.
1 Batterskull - Lifelink. If I'm torturing myself, I need to stay alive to endure more torture.
Mana Rocks
1 Sol Ring - Need mana if I can't play more lands and if Manabarbs hurts too much. This COSTS NEGATIVE 1 MANA. No complaints from me.
1 Fire Diamond - Need mana if I can't play more lands and if Manabarbs hurts too much. Provides colored mana when I'm in a pinch.
1 Mind Stone - Need mana if I can't play more lands and if Manabarbs hurts too much. Worst case secnario, I draw a card.
1 Coldsteel Heart - Need mana if I can't play more lands and if Manabarbs hurts too much. Same as Fire Diamond.
1 Darksteel Ingot - Need mana if I can't play more lands and if Manabarbs hurts too much. Indestructible means it survives my board wipes.
1 Worn Powerstone - Need mana if I can't play more lands and if Manabarbs hurts too much. Taps for 2, and unlike Grim Monolith and Mana Vault, will be usable more than once.
1 Thran Dynamo - Need mana if I can't play more lands and if Manabarbs hurts too much. Taps for 3, and unlike Grim Monolith and Mana Vault, will be usable more than once.
1 Gilded Lotus - Need mana if I can't play more lands and if Manabarbs hurts too much. Provides colored mana when I'm in a pinch.
Other Artifacts
1 Relic of Progenitus - Helps against reanimation effects, at least once.
1 Sensei's Divining Top - Helps digging. Shame I don't have shuffle effects like fetchlands though. Value dimished by that.
1 Ankh of Mishra - What's worse than one Zo-Zu? Two Zo-Zu's ... Zo-Zi? Zo-Zees? Whatever.
1 Winter Orb - Slows opponents down. Combo's with Mana Web.
1 Mana Web - Slows opponents down. Combo's with Winter Orb.
1 Mimic Vat - Combos with almost any creature. Also, if your guy dies, I can make tokens. Yay.
1 Oblivion Stone - Reset button.
1 Sculpting Steel - I'm very artifact heavy. What;s worse than one annoying artifact? TWO annoying artifacts.
1 Gauntlet of Might - I like mana. Helps me use lands under Manabarbs for less damage, or allows me to play less lands with Zo-Zu on the field.
1 Nevinyrral's Disk - Reset button.
1 Teferi's Puzzle Box - Everyone I play hates this card. Apparently people don't like not knowing what their hand is going to have every turn.
1 Conjurer's Closet - Combo with every creature (almost).
1 Gauntlet of Power - I like mana. Helps me use lands under Manabarbs for less damage, or allows me to play less lands with Zo-Zu on the field.
1 Storm Cauldron - Play lands. Take damage with Zo-Zu. Go ahead, play more lands. Go ahead. Enjoy.
1 Caged Sun - I like mana. Helps me use lands under Manabarbs for less damage, or allows me to play less lands with Zo-Zu on the field.
1 Mycosynth Lattice - Combo with many other cards, including board wipes, Mr. Artifact stealing Dragon, multiple artifact destruction effects.
Planeswalker
1 Karn Liberated - Exile your annoying thing.
Land
1 Ancient Tomb - Helps when I need lots of mana early on. With lifelink effects the drawback is diminished.
1 Boseiju, Who Shelters All - Stop countering my spells.
1 Dust Bowl - Stop playing non-basic lands.
1 Ghost Quarter - Stop playing non-basic lands.
1 High Market - Stop trying to take my creatures.
1 Homeward Path - Stop trying to take my creatures.
1 Reliquary Tower - I like having options in my hand.
1 Strip Mine - Stop playing non-basic lands.
1 Tectonic Edge - Stop playing non-basic lands.
1 Temple of the False God - Helps when I need lots of mana.
1 Wasteland - Stop playing non-basic lands.
25 Mountain - Hodor. Hodor. Hodorrrr.
As usual, all questions, comments, advice, suggestions, etc. All appreciated.
Revisions:
July 25th, 2013:
-1 Molten Psyche
-1 Mana Geyser
-1 Detritivore
-1 Furnace Dragon
-1 Static Orb
-1 Memory Jar
-1 Tectonic Instability
-2 Mountain
+1 Dust Bowl
+1 Ghost Quarter
+1 Tectonic Edge
+1 Fire Diamond
+1 Mind Stone
+1 Coldsteel Heart
+1 Worn Powerstone
+1 Tuktuk Scrapper
+1 Mindclaw Shaman
Re: Jokulhaups: I ran out of space ... I'm open to suggestions?
Re: Decree: I wanted to try to control the game without having to spend that much mana, honestly. I tried to keep the cmc's down to 4-6 as much as possible. Also, Obliterate is more of a giant reset button in the event that everyone gangs up on me too much. If I have to cast it, I'm almost dead anyway.
Revisions:
July 25th, 2013:
-1 Molten Psyche (Would rather fill my hand than get a low number of cards back)
-1 Mana Geyser (If I'm destroying lands, then I won't get a lot from this. I MIGHT cut Coldsteel heart and put this back in though.)
-1 Detritivore (Bad idea in the first place)
-1 Furnace Dragon (Never had the combo with Mycosynth Lattice, so didn't help)
-1 Static Orb (I need to untap my artifacts if the lands are locked down)
-1 Memory Jar (Too tricky to play when you're watching mana all the time)
-1 Tectonic Instability (Didn't help)
-2 Mountain
+1 Dust Bowl
+1 Ghost Quarter
+1 Tectonic Edge
+1 Fire Diamond
+1 Mind Stone
+1 Coldsteel Heart
+1 Worn Powerstone
+1 Tuktuk Scrapper
+1 Mindclaw Shaman
Thieves Auction might kill me. In more ways than one.
Boom//Bust is an actual option that I did not consider previously. I will have to give it some thought. I might throw Jokulhaups in there too, if I ever find space.
For Lists, Click Here EDH: GW: Selvala, Let us help YOU. UB: Mirko Vosk, when outmatched cheat BW: Vish Kal, The Arbiter of Reanimation UG: Prime Speaker Zegana, the science of sorcery RB: Malfegor, Traitor's Haven UW: Daxos, Control-Fort-Tron BG: Pharika, Goddess of Stax RW: Gisela, Boros Control RG: Ruric Thar, a Primal Surge deck RU: Niv-Mizzet the Firemind, Spellslinger?!?! B:(Pauper) Mikaeus the Unhallowed R: Kurkesh, Onakke Ancient: The Power of Engineering
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How does this deck work?
The plan, as stupid as it sounds, is to play land destruction in a format where land destruction is not liked, by anyone, with an artifact destruction subtheme. So, basically, I just go into the game knowing that I will lose. Always, and forever.
Why all the lifelink equips?
I will draw a lot of attention to myself, so I need to survive longer, to draw out the long torture of myself. If you're going to troll yourself, you have to troll hard.
Why should I play this deck?
Because I hate myself. Because I hate other people having artifacts, and I like having my own, unless I need to blow up the world with Disk or O-Stone. Basically, I'm torturing myself.
Why shouldn't I play this deck?
Because I actually want to win the game.
Why aren't you using good cards that wipe more than one land, like Wake of Destruction or Jokulhaups?
Because I'm a dumb worthless failure who can't do things right. Also, I couldn't find space. I tried to keep the cmc's down, because if I actually do something right for once, I might actually win, which is the ultimate troll.
1 Zo-Zu the Punisher
Enchantment
1 Blood Moon
1 Price of Glory
1 Citadel of Pain
1 Manabarbs
1 Stranglehold
Instant
1 Chaos Warp
Sorcery
1 Shattering Spree
1 Vandalblast
1 Wheel of Fortune
1 Reforge the Soul
1 Incendiary Command
1 All is Dust
1 Obliterate
1 Blasphemous Act
Creature
1 Dwarven Blastminer
1 Dwarven Miner
1 Viashino Heretic
1 Avalanche Riders
1 Goblin Settler
1 Solemn Simulacrum
1 Tuktuk Scrapper
1 Invader Parasite
1 Keldon Firebombers
1 Kiki-Jiki, Mirror Breaker
1 Ravaging Horde
1 Urabrask the Hidden
1 Zealous Conscripts
1 Mindclaw Shaman
1 Duplicant
1 Hellkite Tyrant
1 Wurmcoil Engine
1 Tyrant of Discord
1 Ulamog, the Infinite Gyre
1 Basilisk Collar
1 Lightning Greaves
1 Swiftfoot Boots
1 Loxodon Warhammer
1 Batterskull
Mana Rocks
1 Sol Ring
1 Fire Diamond
1 Mind Stone
1 Coldsteel Heart
1 Darksteel Ingot
1 Worn Powerstone
1 Thran Dynamo
1 Gilded Lotus
Other Artifacts
1 Relic of Progenitus
1 Sensei's Divining Top
1 Ankh of Mishra
1 Winter Orb
1 Mana Web
1 Mimic Vat
1 Oblivion Stone
1 Sculpting Steel
1 Gauntlet of Might
1 Nevinyrral's Disk
1 Teferi's Puzzle Box
1 Conjurer's Closet
1 Gauntlet of Power
1 Storm Cauldron
1 Caged Sun
1 Mycosynth Lattice
1 Karn Liberated
Land
1 Ancient Tomb
1 Boseiju, Who Shelters All
1 Dust Bowl
1 Ghost Quarter
1 High Market
1 Homeward Path
1 Reliquary Tower
1 Strip Mine
1 Tectonic Edge
1 Temple of the False God
1 Wasteland
25 Mountain
Commander
1 Zo-Zu the Punisher - deck originally had Urabrask when I was brewing, with an artifact destruction theme more than land destruction theme, but Zo-Zu took over, as the deck almost slightly looked like it might be one day playable with him at the control panel instead of the Hidden.
Enchantment
1 Blood Moon - Hurts opponents in multiple colors, and face it, almost everyone plays non-basics.
1 Price of Glory - Helps against countermagic.
1 Citadel of Pain - Helps against countermagic.
1 Manabarbs - Helps against infinite land tapping combos, forces opponents to think about their decisions, lest they die.
1 Stranglehold - Stops extra turns. People take extra turns too often.
Instant
1 Chaos Warp - The only way to tuck a general that's about to kill me.
Sorcery
1 Shattering Spree - I hate your artifacts. I like mine. I'm a hypocrite.
1 Vandalblast - I hate your artifacts. I like mine. I'm a hypocrite.
1 Wheel of Fortune - My hand sucks. I want new cards.
1 Reforge the Soul - My hand sucks. I want new cards.
1 Incendiary Command - My hand sucks. I want new cards. Also, I don't like that land you have, or your swarm of Plant tokens can kill me. I don't like that.
1 All is Dust - Your enchantments need a way to die. Also, I get to keep my artifacts.
1 Obliterate - ... Big Red Reset Button
1 Basphemous Act - Stop hitting me.
Creature
1 Dwarven Blastminer - Stop playing non-basic lands.
1 Dwarven Miner - Stop playing non-basic lands.
1 Viashino Heretic - I hate your artifacts. I like mine. I'm a hypocrite.
1 Avalanche Riders - Stop playing lands. Combo with Kiki-Jiki or Conjurer's Closet.
1 Goblin Settler - Stop playing lands. Combo with Kiki-Jiki or Conjurer's Closet.
1 Solemn Simulacrum - Combo with Kiki-Jiki or Conjurer's Closet.
1 Tuktuk Scrapper - Stop playing artifacts. Combo with Kiki-Jiki or Conjurer's Closet.
1 Invader Parasite - Stop playing lands. Combo with Kiki-Jiki or Conjurer's Closet.
1 Keldon Firebombers - Stop playing lands. Combo with Kiki-Jiki or Conjurer's Closet.
1 Kiki-Jiki, Mirror Breaker - Combo with most creatures in the deck.
1 Ravaging Horde - Stop playing lands. Combo with Kiki-Jiki or Conjurer's Closet.
1 Urabrask the Hidden - Don't kill me with haste creatures please. Give me a turn to wallow in misery.
1 Zealous Conscripts - JUST IN CASE I have Kiki-Jiki, I can infinite with him and maybe actually win this torture-fest.
1 Mindclaw Shaman - I like playing free spells. Combo with Kiki-Jiki or Conjurer's Closet.
1 Duplicant- Stop playing creatures. Combo with Kiki-Jiki or Conjurer's Closet.
1 Hellkite Tyrant - I hate your artifacts. I like mine. I'm a hypocrite. Combo with Mycosynth Lattice. If you have Lattice out, and you Kiki-Jiki this guy, you can actually win.
1 Wurmcoil Engine - Lifelink. If I'm torturing myself, I need to stay alive to endure more torture.
1 Tyrant of Discord - Stop playing permanents. Combo with Kiki-Jiki or Conjurer's Closet.
1 Ulamog, the Infinite Gyre - You're milling me? No. If I'm torturing myself, I need to stay alive to endure more torture.
Equipment
1 Basilisk Collar - Lifelink. If I'm torturing myself, I need to stay alive to endure more torture.
1 Lightning Greaves - Shroud.
1 Swiftfoot Boots - Hexproof.
1 Loxodon Warhammer - Lifelink. If I'm torturing myself, I need to stay alive to endure more torture.
1 Batterskull - Lifelink. If I'm torturing myself, I need to stay alive to endure more torture.
Mana Rocks
1 Sol Ring - Need mana if I can't play more lands and if Manabarbs hurts too much. This COSTS NEGATIVE 1 MANA. No complaints from me.
1 Fire Diamond - Need mana if I can't play more lands and if Manabarbs hurts too much. Provides colored mana when I'm in a pinch.
1 Mind Stone - Need mana if I can't play more lands and if Manabarbs hurts too much. Worst case secnario, I draw a card.
1 Coldsteel Heart - Need mana if I can't play more lands and if Manabarbs hurts too much. Same as Fire Diamond.
1 Darksteel Ingot - Need mana if I can't play more lands and if Manabarbs hurts too much. Indestructible means it survives my board wipes.
1 Worn Powerstone - Need mana if I can't play more lands and if Manabarbs hurts too much. Taps for 2, and unlike Grim Monolith and Mana Vault, will be usable more than once.
1 Thran Dynamo - Need mana if I can't play more lands and if Manabarbs hurts too much. Taps for 3, and unlike Grim Monolith and Mana Vault, will be usable more than once.
1 Gilded Lotus - Need mana if I can't play more lands and if Manabarbs hurts too much. Provides colored mana when I'm in a pinch.
Other Artifacts
1 Relic of Progenitus - Helps against reanimation effects, at least once.
1 Sensei's Divining Top - Helps digging. Shame I don't have shuffle effects like fetchlands though. Value dimished by that.
1 Ankh of Mishra - What's worse than one Zo-Zu? Two Zo-Zu's ... Zo-Zi? Zo-Zees? Whatever.
1 Winter Orb - Slows opponents down. Combo's with Mana Web.
1 Mana Web - Slows opponents down. Combo's with Winter Orb.
1 Mimic Vat - Combos with almost any creature. Also, if your guy dies, I can make tokens. Yay.
1 Oblivion Stone - Reset button.
1 Sculpting Steel - I'm very artifact heavy. What;s worse than one annoying artifact? TWO annoying artifacts.
1 Gauntlet of Might - I like mana. Helps me use lands under Manabarbs for less damage, or allows me to play less lands with Zo-Zu on the field.
1 Nevinyrral's Disk - Reset button.
1 Teferi's Puzzle Box - Everyone I play hates this card. Apparently people don't like not knowing what their hand is going to have every turn.
1 Conjurer's Closet - Combo with every creature (almost).
1 Gauntlet of Power - I like mana. Helps me use lands under Manabarbs for less damage, or allows me to play less lands with Zo-Zu on the field.
1 Storm Cauldron - Play lands. Take damage with Zo-Zu. Go ahead, play more lands. Go ahead. Enjoy.
1 Caged Sun - I like mana. Helps me use lands under Manabarbs for less damage, or allows me to play less lands with Zo-Zu on the field.
1 Mycosynth Lattice - Combo with many other cards, including board wipes, Mr. Artifact stealing Dragon, multiple artifact destruction effects.
Planeswalker
1 Karn Liberated - Exile your annoying thing.
Land
1 Ancient Tomb - Helps when I need lots of mana early on. With lifelink effects the drawback is diminished.
1 Boseiju, Who Shelters All - Stop countering my spells.
1 Dust Bowl - Stop playing non-basic lands.
1 Ghost Quarter - Stop playing non-basic lands.
1 High Market - Stop trying to take my creatures.
1 Homeward Path - Stop trying to take my creatures.
1 Reliquary Tower - I like having options in my hand.
1 Strip Mine - Stop playing non-basic lands.
1 Tectonic Edge - Stop playing non-basic lands.
1 Temple of the False God - Helps when I need lots of mana.
1 Wasteland - Stop playing non-basic lands.
25 Mountain - Hodor. Hodor. Hodorrrr.
As usual, all questions, comments, advice, suggestions, etc. All appreciated.
Revisions:
July 25th, 2013:
-1 Molten Psyche
-1 Mana Geyser
-1 Detritivore
-1 Furnace Dragon
-1 Static Orb
-1 Memory Jar
-1 Tectonic Instability
-2 Mountain
+1 Dust Bowl
+1 Ghost Quarter
+1 Tectonic Edge
+1 Fire Diamond
+1 Mind Stone
+1 Coldsteel Heart
+1 Worn Powerstone
+1 Tuktuk Scrapper
+1 Mindclaw Shaman
Thanks to Heroes of the Plane for the awesome Sig.
Currently Playing- EDH
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UGWTreva, Princess of CanterlotUGW
RWTajic, Master of the Reverse BladeRW
RRRZirilan, How to Train Your DragonRRR
PDH Decks
Gelectrode
Ascended Lawmage
Blaze Commando
Re: Decree: I wanted to try to control the game without having to spend that much mana, honestly. I tried to keep the cmc's down to 4-6 as much as possible. Also, Obliterate is more of a giant reset button in the event that everyone gangs up on me too much. If I have to cast it, I'm almost dead anyway.
Thanks Argentleman;)
WB Teysa token aggroBW (retired)
MAKING (Onmath, Numot, maybe something in Esper)
July 25th, 2013:
-1 Molten Psyche (Would rather fill my hand than get a low number of cards back)
-1 Mana Geyser (If I'm destroying lands, then I won't get a lot from this. I MIGHT cut Coldsteel heart and put this back in though.)
-1 Detritivore (Bad idea in the first place)
-1 Furnace Dragon (Never had the combo with Mycosynth Lattice, so didn't help)
-1 Static Orb (I need to untap my artifacts if the lands are locked down)
-1 Memory Jar (Too tricky to play when you're watching mana all the time)
-1 Tectonic Instability (Didn't help)
-2 Mountain
+1 Dust Bowl
+1 Ghost Quarter
+1 Tectonic Edge
+1 Fire Diamond
+1 Mind Stone
+1 Coldsteel Heart
+1 Worn Powerstone
+1 Tuktuk Scrapper
+1 Mindclaw Shaman
Boom//Bust is an actual option that I did not consider previously. I will have to give it some thought. I might throw Jokulhaups in there too, if I ever find space.
Plow under, mwonculi acid moss and reap and so are just so bustedly good. Resolving Radiate + Reap and Sow is basically the game.
Also, a cloudstone curio with all the ETB stuff is good.
UW Ephara Hatebears [Primer], GB Gitrog Lands, BRU Inalla Combo-Control, URG Maelstrom Wanderer Landfall
No Crucible of Worlds?
Epicenter
No Impending Disaster?
Icefall?
Roiling Terrain?
Also Tectonic Break.
Akki Blizzard Herder, Crack the Earth and Thoughts of Ruin might be up your alley.
For Lists, Click Here
EDH:
GW: Selvala, Let us help YOU.
UB: Mirko Vosk, when outmatched cheat
BW: Vish Kal, The Arbiter of Reanimation
UG: Prime Speaker Zegana, the science of sorcery
RB: Malfegor, Traitor's Haven
UW: Daxos, Control-Fort-Tron
BG: Pharika, Goddess of Stax
RW: Gisela, Boros Control
RG: Ruric Thar, a Primal Surge deck
RU: Niv-Mizzet the Firemind, Spellslinger?!?!
B:(Pauper) Mikaeus the Unhallowed
R: Kurkesh, Onakke Ancient: The Power of Engineering