MTG Salvation

Cause the rats burn brighter on the other side.

What happened to all the good guys?

Laser sometimes wish he was a dragon. He is very jealous because I don't want him in my collection.

Flatline has never won in rock, scissor, paper. In fact he has never even won a coin flip in his entire life. Many scientists have pulled their hairs off trying to figure out how he made his lucky sperm run and got born.

Walker made a personal web site for his collection of bogeymen.

Flatline never sleeps. He just listens to old Abba songs from sunset till sunrise. Then he is fresh as a virgin. He don't even need a shower in the morning.

Flatline has great balls for hire.

Flatline likes his tea with ***, sugar and milk.

Flatline uses two kinds of shampoo. The one for his arm pits is to prevent dandruff.

About 15 years ago Flatline cloned himself. Then he walked out into the forest and blew his head off with a shotgun. He ofeten goes out there to mourn his loss.

cai cursed us all!

Cai needs SevenElleven like the gods need heaven.

Cai is walking around with a dead salmon in his pants to impress the ladies. You might think they get discusted by the smell, but it goes well with his body odor, so you never notice.

laser is the last of the first born 'fat ladies'. when he passes away, no opera will truely end.

Laser is a regular in most nearby fishing contests. He consistently fails tho, cause he is using Lure as bait.

Soul is always walking around with a living salmon in his pants. I tried to tell him to remove it during the shoot out, but talking to Soul is like talking to an eggplant.