Oh this card is just the nuts. Instead of having just 20 life, the opponent now has ~50 life? Man it's just so broken. Oh wait, what is that you said? It negates all damage done so far too? Oh Undead Alchemist you broken son of a *****!
Oh and please don't get shocked or I will have used you for nothing.
Trying to find a use for this card... failed to find. Maybe Clone and the likes? Oh, wait, nope, sorry that doesn't work.
12.
Hex Parasite Trigger [RESOLVED, 2 COUNTERS ON PYROMANCER'S NOW]
So in fact, the 2nd lightning bolt does get copied, and two counters end up on the Ascension (if the opponent chooses). Sorry. At least your Hex Parasite gets +1/+0.
Private Mod Note
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Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
"If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason." - Jack Handey
MY TYPE TOO DECKS
-B Rogues
-Sanguine Bond 5c Life gain
-Polymorph Tokens MY EXTENDED DECK
-BWrRs deck for da winz! MY TYPE ONE DECK
-Fluctuator
ptq 4th place
Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator
I checked on magiccards.info for all creatures in standard and 624 popped up. Times 624 by 4 and you get 2496, the exact number of creatures listed on the decklist. So therefore, unless they purposefully left out a creature, there are no new creatures listed on the decklist.
I don't know how to do it for spells.
Private Mod Note
():
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
"If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason." - Jack Handey
MY TYPE TOO DECKS
-B Rogues
-Sanguine Bond 5c Life gain
-Polymorph Tokens MY EXTENDED DECK
-BWrRs deck for da winz! MY TYPE ONE DECK
-Fluctuator
ptq 4th place
Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator
On April 1st, the rumor mill becomes the humor mill.
I think the best April fool's joke ever would be to spoil something real - everyone would think it's fake and then the next day they'll keep it on their spoiler list. April fools!
Private Mod Note
():
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
"If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason." - Jack Handey
MY TYPE TOO DECKS
-B Rogues
-Sanguine Bond 5c Life gain
-Polymorph Tokens MY EXTENDED DECK
-BWrRs deck for da winz! MY TYPE ONE DECK
-Fluctuator
ptq 4th place
Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator
Edit: nevermind. I thought for a second Kismet affected your creatures too. And thus sunblast angel would kill itself. Or actually now that I really think about it, you might be able to stack it... Oh just nevermind.
At any rate, this is quite an amazing card.
Private Mod Note
():
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
"If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason." - Jack Handey
MY TYPE TOO DECKS
-B Rogues
-Sanguine Bond 5c Life gain
-Polymorph Tokens MY EXTENDED DECK
-BWrRs deck for da winz! MY TYPE ONE DECK
-Fluctuator
ptq 4th place
Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator
Having only six threats seems like a bad idea when your opponents run removal. Or when they are all on the bottom of your deck. Which will ruin you at least one game out of 8 or however much you need to win a ptq. Maybe try Malfegor or Gatekeeper or Mind Shatter or Liliana, or Nyxathid as another huge threat that they can't block since you've got tons of removal always up your sleeve! And sadly I don't think Chain Reaction or Comet Storm have a place in this deck as both are inefficient against too many decks in the meta
Private Mod Note
():
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
"If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason." - Jack Handey
MY TYPE TOO DECKS
-B Rogues
-Sanguine Bond 5c Life gain
-Polymorph Tokens MY EXTENDED DECK
-BWrRs deck for da winz! MY TYPE ONE DECK
-Fluctuator
ptq 4th place
Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator
Obsidian Soulstone4
Artifact - Equipment
Equipped creature gets +5/+0 and has 1 toughness.
If a creature damaged by equipped creature would be put into a graveyard this turn, put that creature into play under your control and attach Obsidian Stone to it.
Equip 1
Oh and please don't get shocked or I will have used you for nothing.
Trying to find a use for this card... failed to find. Maybe Clone and the likes? Oh, wait, nope, sorry that doesn't work.
Except in limited, this card is pretty awesome.
MY TYPE TOO DECKS
-B Rogues
-Sanguine Bond 5c Life gain
-Polymorph Tokens
MY EXTENDED DECK
-BWrRs deck for da winz!
MY TYPE ONE DECK
-Fluctuator
ptq 4th place
Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator
MY TYPE TOO DECKS
-B Rogues
-Sanguine Bond 5c Life gain
-Polymorph Tokens
MY EXTENDED DECK
-BWrRs deck for da winz!
MY TYPE ONE DECK
-Fluctuator
ptq 4th place
Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator
MY TYPE TOO DECKS
-B Rogues
-Sanguine Bond 5c Life gain
-Polymorph Tokens
MY EXTENDED DECK
-BWrRs deck for da winz!
MY TYPE ONE DECK
-Fluctuator
ptq 4th place
Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator
MY TYPE TOO DECKS
-B Rogues
-Sanguine Bond 5c Life gain
-Polymorph Tokens
MY EXTENDED DECK
-BWrRs deck for da winz!
MY TYPE ONE DECK
-Fluctuator
ptq 4th place
Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator
1.
Hex Parasite Trigger
2.
Lightning Bolt Trigger
Hex Parasite Trigger
3.
Pyromancer Counter Trigger
Lightning Bolt Trigger
Hex Parasite Trigger
4.
Pyromancer Counter Trigger [RESOLVED]
Lightning Bolt Trigger
Hex Parasite Trigger
5.
Lightning Bolt Trigger [RESOLVED]
Hex Parasite Trigger
6.
Lightning Bolt 2 Trigger
Hex Parasite Trigger
7.
Lightning Bolt 2 Copy Trigger
Lightning Bolt 2 Trigger
Hex Parasite Trigger
8.
Pyromancer's Counter Trigger
Lightning Bolt 2 Copy Trigger
Lightning Bolt 2 Trigger
Hex Parasite Trigger
9.
Pyromancer's Counter Trigger [RESOLVED, 3 COUNTERS NOW]
Lightning Bolt 2 Copy Trigger
Lightning Bolt 2 Trigger
Hex Parasite Trigger
10.
Lightning Bolt 2 Copy Trigger [RESOLVED]
Lightning Bolt 2 Trigger
Hex Parasite Trigger
11.
Lightning Bolt 2 Trigger [RESOLVED]
Hex Parasite Trigger
12.
Hex Parasite Trigger [RESOLVED, 2 COUNTERS ON PYROMANCER'S NOW]
So in fact, the 2nd lightning bolt does get copied, and two counters end up on the Ascension (if the opponent chooses). Sorry. At least your Hex Parasite gets +1/+0.
MY TYPE TOO DECKS
-B Rogues
-Sanguine Bond 5c Life gain
-Polymorph Tokens
MY EXTENDED DECK
-BWrRs deck for da winz!
MY TYPE ONE DECK
-Fluctuator
ptq 4th place
Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator
MY TYPE TOO DECKS
-B Rogues
-Sanguine Bond 5c Life gain
-Polymorph Tokens
MY EXTENDED DECK
-BWrRs deck for da winz!
MY TYPE ONE DECK
-Fluctuator
ptq 4th place
Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator
I don't know how to do it for spells.
MY TYPE TOO DECKS
-B Rogues
-Sanguine Bond 5c Life gain
-Polymorph Tokens
MY EXTENDED DECK
-BWrRs deck for da winz!
MY TYPE ONE DECK
-Fluctuator
ptq 4th place
Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator
I think the best April fool's joke ever would be to spoil something real - everyone would think it's fake and then the next day they'll keep it on their spoiler list. April fools!
MY TYPE TOO DECKS
-B Rogues
-Sanguine Bond 5c Life gain
-Polymorph Tokens
MY EXTENDED DECK
-BWrRs deck for da winz!
MY TYPE ONE DECK
-Fluctuator
ptq 4th place
Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator
Edit: nevermind. I thought for a second Kismet affected your creatures too. And thus sunblast angel would kill itself. Or actually now that I really think about it, you might be able to stack it... Oh just nevermind.
At any rate, this is quite an amazing card.
MY TYPE TOO DECKS
-B Rogues
-Sanguine Bond 5c Life gain
-Polymorph Tokens
MY EXTENDED DECK
-BWrRs deck for da winz!
MY TYPE ONE DECK
-Fluctuator
ptq 4th place
Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator
MY TYPE TOO DECKS
-B Rogues
-Sanguine Bond 5c Life gain
-Polymorph Tokens
MY EXTENDED DECK
-BWrRs deck for da winz!
MY TYPE ONE DECK
-Fluctuator
ptq 4th place
Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator
Legendary Land Creature - Avatar
MY TYPE TOO DECKS
-B Rogues
-Sanguine Bond 5c Life gain
-Polymorph Tokens
MY EXTENDED DECK
-BWrRs deck for da winz!
MY TYPE ONE DECK
-Fluctuator
ptq 4th place
Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator
MY TYPE TOO DECKS
-B Rogues
-Sanguine Bond 5c Life gain
-Polymorph Tokens
MY EXTENDED DECK
-BWrRs deck for da winz!
MY TYPE ONE DECK
-Fluctuator
ptq 4th place
Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator
MY TYPE TOO DECKS
-B Rogues
-Sanguine Bond 5c Life gain
-Polymorph Tokens
MY EXTENDED DECK
-BWrRs deck for da winz!
MY TYPE ONE DECK
-Fluctuator
ptq 4th place
Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator
MY TYPE TOO DECKS
-B Rogues
-Sanguine Bond 5c Life gain
-Polymorph Tokens
MY EXTENDED DECK
-BWrRs deck for da winz!
MY TYPE ONE DECK
-Fluctuator
ptq 4th place
Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator
Artifact - Equipment
Equipped creature gets +5/+0 and has 1 toughness.
If a creature damaged by equipped creature would be put into a graveyard this turn, put that creature into play under your control and attach Obsidian Stone to it.
Equip 1
MY TYPE TOO DECKS
-B Rogues
-Sanguine Bond 5c Life gain
-Polymorph Tokens
MY EXTENDED DECK
-BWrRs deck for da winz!
MY TYPE ONE DECK
-Fluctuator
ptq 4th place
Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator