I AM NOT ASHAMED OF BEING QUOTED, IT IS JUST THAT I DO NOT LIKE YOU PEOPLE RAMBLING ON ABOUT WHAT I SAY. I SAY WHAT I SAY AND YOU PEOPLE DO NOT HAVE PERMISSION TO QUOTE ME!!!!!!!!!
This is a (humerous) quote thread. This has been done before, but the original "Quotes for Sigs" thread got deleted with the purging of the testing ground.
Some things to keep in mind,
- Post only real quotes. This means no outside linking.
- Don't post "LOL" or "check out the quote in my sig" posts. They are considered spam and can result in warnings.
- Respect the forum guidelines and the humor forum guidelines. (This site is PG-13)
- Some quotes are funny to read, but may be to inappropriate to put in your sig. Act carefully. Delete the quote if the quoted person ask you to do so. Not everybody likes to be quoted. Respect them. (I'm aware of the irony related to the opening-quote, but irony is humor, right?)
well, the quote i've got in my sig cracked me up when i read it, so...
and who could forget these?
George Bush - "I know how hard it is for you to put food on your families."
George Bush - "Teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to learn for a lifetime."
the man is a wealth of quotes. the other thing that has awesome quotes is the daily show, but i don't have any off the top of my head...let me see here...ah, yes, i have it! in their book, america, the book, they were talking about attacking candidates:
"and remember, labels stick! try a few of these old favorites:
flip-flopper
draft-dodger
soft on crime
soft on terror
soft on fabric"
there were more...i'll get them later.
EDIT: i didn't know mods could give warnings to mods...that's a great one right there, as far as quotes go (wolfwood's warning...)
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Meh...I just figured out what kind of people annoy me the most. It's those people who spend almost all their time being critical about everything the see. These people are bad judges of character, and they tend to (wrongly) assume things about people.They never take the time to look at their own faults because they are too busy criticizing others. All these people do is complain. It's as if they have no life of their own so they try to have control over other people's lives. They always act like they are right, and they are convinced that everybody appreciates them, when in fact people loathe them, and wouldn't hesitate to stab them in the back. These people could never find true friends, and it's their own damn fault because they drive people away from them. They are also annoyingly passive aggressive in their aproach to others, and they are convinced people actually care what they have to say, but in reality, people only listen because they can't get a word in edgewise. I can't find anyone more unnerving than these types of people. Not only do these people annoy me, ...[/B]
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As a dilligent, trusting and compliant individual, I always choose to purchase the products offered by the nice people who take time out of their busy days to email me. Sadly, no growth in my groin has occured as yet, although I am glad that I have had equally failed attempts in the growing of breasts. And when do my 16 year old schoolgirls get here?
Well, ther's my sig, and the infamous quote:
"Give a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day. set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life!"
"If you don't shoot you have a death on your conscience, a death you could have prevented. If you shoot, you're a killer." --The Punisher
"What kind of a choice is that?"-- Daredevil
"The one I make every time I pull the trigger" --The Punisher
"You're a monster and I'm going to kill you. It's not complicated." -- The Punisher
"I had a .45. He had a submachine gun. My night goes downhill from there."- The Punisher
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Yeah, I'm a Christian.
"If you don't shoot, you've got a death on your conscience. A death you could have prevented. If you do shoot, you're a killer." -The Punisher
"What kind of a choice is that...?" - Daredevil
"The one I make every time I pull the trigger." - The Punisher
(From Issue #3 of THE PUNISHER: Welcome Back Frank)
"You're a monster and I'm killing you. It's not complicated"
- The Punisher
No-one here will know him, but Rick Mercer is a Canadian Political Satirist with a weekly show on the CBC. (Rick Mercer's Monday Report see cbc.ca/mondayreport)
-Some people see the glass as half empty. Others say it's half full. George W. Bush says "It's my Glass! Get you hands of my glass, or I will break it and cut you with the glass."
-The world is a scary place, and getting scarier by the day, because of one thing: CANADA. 4 years ago we didn't know about Canada, but now not only has intelligence confirmed that "it" is real but ITS TOUCHING US!
And of course, who can forget Warcraft 3?
-Darkness called, but I was on the phone so I missed it. I tried to *69 darkness, but it was busy. I screamed "PICK UP THE PHONE DARKNESS!!!!!!" but he ignored me. Darkness must have been screening his calls.
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WARNING: The above may be offensive to: Nerds, the Elderly, the stupid, and/or anyone who I don't like.
There are some cool smilies here.
:manc: :caco: :wierd1: :lostsoul: :demon:
Let's see MTGnews do that!
Why would jesus need to wear a helmet? He would just respawn in three days anyway.
I love that quote.
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Originally posted by The Bible:
And the lord said to him, "Fear not, m0ses, for if he does not free my people, then I shall release a scourge of n00bs upon his house! Go now, and free my people!" And with courage m0ses went, and again the pharoah said, "STFU, m0ses! I gots mod powers!"
Being the veteran of News you are, and such a truthful poster, I guess we could call you a "Veteran for Truth".
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Hum, technical questions :
Do you guys sometimes stop ? I don't know, for eating, sleeping, stuff like that ?
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Another thing I just realized. A lot of you would love seeing the US gov't giving more money to tsunami victims. This is a violation of our constitution. In fact, all foreign aid is unconstitutional. Remember, all money from the US gov't comes from the US people. So, when the US gov't gives money to the tsunami victims, it is, in effect, stealing the US people's wealth and giving it away to another country. This is morally wrong. No matter who I give the money I steal, I still stole. However, I encourage voluntary donations. It is not their fault a huge wave destroyed their homes.
I got a flame warning for telling someone to read posts by other users before posting in a topic and the proceeding to explain the answer to that user's question.
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I think my brain is now broken... thanks a lot...
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Banana of the Month Feb '05 Cool stuff here.
I didn't reply to the thread this was in, because I didn't know what to say in response... it was too good.
...gotta love it when people claim a particular mythological creature exists, and are able to change the subject in the same sentence.
wow... and you were the best debator of 'News We (Me and OneuglyHobbit) posted at least 9 credible websites to find the source of zombies if you are actually interested PM me although if i actaully get one i will laugh until i die because you cant use the search to search for zombies (on this website or zombies and haiti on google)
other than that Jedit's quote has some humor but my favorite(s) is(are) by a(exempt) band(s)
And this is a fair request and i will not judge any person only as a teenager If you will constantly remind yourself that some of my generation judges people by their race or the color of their skin and that not ALL teenagers are druken dope adicts or glue sniffers
-less than jake My Best Friends Are Metalheads
So far we have made a great album we can't put in stores I talk about making myself puke we plagiarize (question from fan in background) Oh! What's next?
how about we sing a song about lighting things on fire and quitting?
-Five Iron Frenzy, Live Intro to See The Flames Begin To Crawl
Reese Roper (singer from Five Iron Frenzy): I know this is going to ruin the show and all, but i kept throwingup in my mouth so I went backstage and made myself throwup.
Leanor Ortega(saxamaphone for FiF):Did you look in the mirror? (taunting voice)
Reese: Well I looked in the mirror and I was like, I... I, I can't stand you but then I smiled and I was like Oh, you go get em...
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Asking people to remove quotes in their signatures is tyranny! If I can't say something just because someone's feelings are hurt then no one would ever be able to say anything! Political correctness is stupid.
Originally posted by Seton Freak I remember there was a poll about when you were planning to have sex a while back, by the time I discovered the poll it had already closed and I was unable to vote, but I was horrified to discover that not only had the vast majority (as I recall) put "not until I find someone I really care about, but there were literally 0 votes for "not until marriage". Now come on, ARE YOU ALL ATHEISTS!!!!!!
Originally posted by Jim_the_Impaler Dude, calm down. Just because not everyone agrees with your dogma doesn't mean there's anything wrong with them. Also, just because someone doesn't have a problem with premarital sex doesn't mean they're an athiest. It could just be if there's a god he (or she or it) should have better things to do than condemn people for having intercourse.
Originally posted by Quilt I'm very religious. I don't have premarital sex; but I daily pray for it.
Of course premarital sex isn't a sin. Who told you that ?
Originally posted by Seton Freak
1. My parents
2. My preacher
3. The bible
4. God
Originally posted by loser7punk
You talked to god? :confuse2:
Originally posted by Eladamri,LordofElves I love god, he's my favorite fictional character.
Originally posted by TehKaewt I'd say that premarital sex is one of the most beautiful things in the world. It's more like an anti-sin.
Originally posted by Seton Freak No, if you're married you can lust for your spouse, unless you're seperated in which case it would be like raping her in your heart, because you know she doesn't want you to think about her like that. And let's not even go into my views of devorce.
Originally posted by Yojimbo
*sniff* that means poor little Britney Spears is the victim of over 3,000,000 rapes a day. Let us pray for her ;).
Originally posted by Ryo0oki Yes, I believe premarital sex to be a sin. I think it's the worst sin of all, right up there with murder and desecrating church property. No, I KNOW it is. Because I trust in God, and I trust that God was the one who caused the creation of the bible. It doesn't matter that I've never had any sort of proof that He exists, I just know it because it's on paper, so it MUST be true. In short, everyone who has premarital sex, YOU WILL BURN IN THE BOWELS OF HELL.
Actually, I don't really care if it's a sin or not, because if the Christian god really is the Christian god, we sin fifty times a day.
-Ryo0oki
Originally posted by The JimBob Jenkins All hail the queen of sarcasm.
Originally posted by Masked_Rider
I belive sex before marriage is a good thing...you don't want to end up being married to sombody who can't satisfy you in bed...and likewise you'd want to be able to satisfy your partner, and practice is key.
Originally posted by The Fallen Evincar I personally don't believe it's a sin. Sex before marriage is great, as long as you watch yourself, and not get millions of STDs or lose a kidney to a prostitue in Las Vegas. :confuse2::confuse3:
Originally posted by Seton Freak You people just aren't right. Are there any other Christians out there, who've just been scared away from this poll?
Originally posted by Yojimbo Nope, we're all atheist! Booga Booga Booga
Originally posted by Yojimbo Anways, I don't think of anything as a sin. Like someone already said, you won't know how your partner preforms. That may result in a divorce.
Originally posted by Seton Freak YA' DON'T GET MARRIED JUST FOR SEX!!!!! AT LEAST I WON'T!!!!!
Originally posted by Rico Suave So my advice: go have sex because God forgives you, and you can always forgive yourself, and even the stripper because she was doing it for money.
Originally posted by Rico Suave Personally, I think everybody should just get over the idealism of monogomy and just go have giant orgies in the streets. Really, getting laid solves so many problems, some of which are quite evident simply reading the posts on this thread. How many hilarious quotes are in this thread? I lost count.
19 so far - Quilt
Originally posted by Ryo0oki (Single - Quilt)
I don't understand the point of getting married for sex. You can have sex without getting married, and if you're doing it for religious reasons, you would think getting married for sex to be wrong anyway. You get married for love, religious reasons, or tax reasons, not sex.
-Ryo0oki
Originally posted by KavuMonarch If anything is a sin, it's probably presexual marriage.
Originally posted by Quicksilver Mage Sex is reserved for people who want to have children\express their love. So its only half right if your not married but love the other person.
Originally posted by Spiritual Herder You don't know what you're missing...
Originally posted by Seton Freak Premarital sex isn't THAT hard a sin to avoid, just stay out of the girl's bed/bathroom, and keep her out of yours.
Originally posted by Pentagram Let us see this in a positive light. Lots of guys thinking premarital sex is a sin = more girls for us other guys.
Unfortunately, there are too many people not satisfied with avoiding what they consider sinful behaviour...they must also try to keep us other up to their arbitary standards.
Gir- I need them or I will explode. I do that sometimes.
Gir- Your plan is stupid. Your mission is stupid. Your intellegence is stupid.
Dib- These are some photos I wrestled off of a ham demon.
Zim- Invader's blood marches through my veins like giant, radioactive pants! Please, do not ignore my veins.
Zim- I will rain doom opun their miserable, doomed heads!
Gir- I'm gonna sing the Doom song now. Doom, doom, doom doom doom, doom! Doom doom doom...
6 months later
Gir- Doom, Doom doom...
Zim- Ahhhhhh!!! The humans have sent their death- bees!!!
Dib- (in an attempt to get out of class) Teacher, ther's a pencil lodged in my brain. Can I go see the nurse?
Teacher- How far in your brain?
Dib- (glances at pencil) ... pretty far...
(a peigion lands on Dib's head)
Teacher- Dib, you have Head- Peigons. Go see the nurse before they spread to the other kids. Take the Auxiliray hall pass. (points to a radiatior with the words 'hall pass' spray painted on)
- Though in all fairness, the primary Hall pass was a collor that explodes if you leave school grounds.
Zim- I put the fires out.
Tallest #1- You made them worse!
Zim- Worse, or better?
This is a (humerous) quote thread. This has been done before, but the original "Quotes for Sigs" thread got deleted with the purging of the testing ground.
Some things to keep in mind,
- Post only real quotes. This means no outside linking.
- Don't post "LOL" or "check out the quote in my sig" posts. They are considered spam and can result in warnings.
- Respect the forum guidelines and the humor forum guidelines. (This site is PG-13)
- Some quotes are funny to read, but may be to inappropriate to put in your sig. Act carefully. Delete the quote if the quoted person ask you to do so. Not everybody likes to be quoted. Respect them. (I'm aware of the irony related to the opening-quote, but irony is humor, right?)
3 2 1 ... START !
These are the decks that I have constructed, and are ready to play:
01. Ankh Sligh to be exact.
This just made chuckle when I read it.
Hewo wittle fishy!
and who could forget these?
George Bush - "I know how hard it is for you to put food on your families."
George Bush - "Teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to learn for a lifetime."
the man is a wealth of quotes. the other thing that has awesome quotes is the daily show, but i don't have any off the top of my head...let me see here...ah, yes, i have it! in their book, america, the book, they were talking about attacking candidates:
"and remember, labels stick! try a few of these old favorites:
flip-flopper
draft-dodger
soft on crime
soft on terror
soft on fabric"
there were more...i'll get them later.
EDIT: i didn't know mods could give warnings to mods...that's a great one right there, as far as quotes go (wolfwood's warning...)
:tongue3:
These are the decks that I have constructed, and are ready to play:
01. Ankh Sligh to be exact.
These are the decks that I have constructed, and are ready to play:
01. Ankh Sligh to be exact.
"Give a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day. set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life!"
OhmyGodI'monfire.
Best.Flash.Ever.
"If you don't shoot you have a death on your conscience, a death you could have prevented. If you shoot, you're a killer." --The Punisher
"What kind of a choice is that?"-- Daredevil
"The one I make every time I pull the trigger" --The Punisher
"You're a monster and I'm going to kill you. It's not complicated." -- The Punisher
"I had a .45. He had a submachine gun. My night goes downhill from there."- The Punisher
"You're a monster and I'm killing you. It's not complicated"
- The Punisher
...gotta love it when people claim a particular mythological creature exists, and are able to change the subject in the same sentence.
-Some people see the glass as half empty. Others say it's half full. George W. Bush says "It's my Glass! Get you hands of my glass, or I will break it and cut you with the glass."
-The world is a scary place, and getting scarier by the day, because of one thing: CANADA. 4 years ago we didn't know about Canada, but now not only has intelligence confirmed that "it" is real but ITS TOUCHING US!
And of course, who can forget Warcraft 3?
-Darkness called, but I was on the phone so I missed it. I tried to *69 darkness, but it was busy. I screamed "PICK UP THE PHONE DARKNESS!!!!!!" but he ignored me. Darkness must have been screening his calls.
There are some cool smilies here.
:manc: :caco: :wierd1: :lostsoul: :demon:
Let's see MTGnews do that!
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I love that quote.
I'll get you for this!
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These are the decks that I have constructed, and are ready to play:
01. Ankh Sligh to be exact.
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OHSNAP
my sig. made by me.
- yeah.
Possibly the last remaining member of the Banana Clan (+1)
Banana of the Month Feb '05
Cool stuff here.
wow... and you were the best debator of 'News We (Me and OneuglyHobbit) posted at least 9 credible websites to find the source of zombies if you are actually interested PM me although if i actaully get one i will laugh until i die because you cant use the search to search for zombies (on this website or zombies and haiti on google)
other than that Jedit's quote has some humor but my favorite(s) is(are) by a(exempt) band(s)
And this is a fair request and i will not judge any person only as a teenager If you will constantly remind yourself that some of my generation judges people by their race or the color of their skin and that not ALL teenagers are druken dope adicts or glue sniffers
-less than jake My Best Friends Are Metalheads
So far we have made a great album we can't put in stores I talk about making myself puke we plagiarize (question from fan in background) Oh! What's next?
how about we sing a song about lighting things on fire and quitting?
-Five Iron Frenzy, Live Intro to See The Flames Begin To Crawl
Reese Roper (singer from Five Iron Frenzy): I know this is going to ruin the show and all, but i kept throwingup in my mouth so I went backstage and made myself throwup.
Leanor Ortega(saxamaphone for FiF):Did you look in the mirror? (taunting voice)
Reese: Well I looked in the mirror and I was like, I... I, I can't stand you but then I smiled and I was like Oh, you go get em...
19 so far - Quilt
These are the decks that I have constructed, and are ready to play:
01. Ankh Sligh to be exact.
Actually, I think you just have to stay out of her.
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These are the decks that I have constructed, and are ready to play:
01. Ankh Sligh to be exact.
Gir- Yaaaaaaaaaaay!!!!!
Zim- That's bad, Gir.
Gir- Yaaaaaaaaaaay!!!!!
Zim- Gir, do you understand?
Gir- Yes. Waitaminuite... no.
Gir- (with no inflecton and an absolutely blank stare) I understand.
Gir- Booooooorrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!
Gir- I need them or I will explode. I do that sometimes.
Gir- Your plan is stupid. Your mission is stupid. Your intellegence is stupid.
Dib- These are some photos I wrestled off of a ham demon.
Zim- Invader's blood marches through my veins like giant, radioactive pants! Please, do not ignore my veins.
Zim- I will rain doom opun their miserable, doomed heads!
Gir- I'm gonna sing the Doom song now. Doom, doom, doom doom doom, doom! Doom doom doom...
6 months later
Gir- Doom, Doom doom...
Zim- Ahhhhhh!!! The humans have sent their death- bees!!!
Dib- (in an attempt to get out of class) Teacher, ther's a pencil lodged in my brain. Can I go see the nurse?
Teacher- How far in your brain?
Dib- (glances at pencil) ... pretty far...
(a peigion lands on Dib's head)
Teacher- Dib, you have Head- Peigons. Go see the nurse before they spread to the other kids. Take the Auxiliray hall pass. (points to a radiatior with the words 'hall pass' spray painted on)
- Though in all fairness, the primary Hall pass was a collor that explodes if you leave school grounds.
Zim- I put the fires out.
Tallest #1- You made them worse!
Zim- Worse, or better?
Possibly the last remaining member of the Banana Clan (+1)
Banana of the Month Feb '05
Cool stuff here.
Buy from me on TCGPlayer::Twitter::Flickr