Since everyone refers to Primeval Titan as "Prime Time", I've taken to calling his brother "Grime Time".
Whenever I attack with Skittles, I tell them to "Taste the painbow!"
It only took a few games before Obnoxious Ghoul had earned his nickname; my zombie deck uses him, among other things, to kill everyone else's creatures every turn.
For Lists, Click Here EDH: GW: Selvala, Let us help YOU. UB: Mirko Vosk, when outmatched cheat BW: Vish Kal, The Arbiter of Reanimation UG: Prime Speaker Zegana, the science of sorcery RB: Malfegor, Traitor's Haven UW: Daxos, Control-Fort-Tron BG: Pharika, Goddess of Stax RW: Gisela, Boros Control RG: Ruric Thar, a Primal Surge deck RU: Niv-Mizzet the Firemind, Spellslinger?!?! B:(Pauper) Mikaeus the Unhallowed R: Kurkesh, Onakke Ancient: The Power of Engineering
Card advantage is not the same thing as card draw. Something for 2B cannot be strictly worse than something for BBB or 3BB. If you're taking out Swords to Plowshares for Plummet, you're a fool. Stop doing these things!
Sorin Markov is Dances with Bats. (It has to do with the whole Avatar-like environment of Zendikar.)
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Card advantage is not the same thing as card draw. Something for 2B cannot be strictly worse than something for BBB or 3BB. If you're taking out Swords to Plowshares for Plummet, you're a fool. Stop doing these things!
For Lists, Click Here EDH: GW: Selvala, Let us help YOU. UB: Mirko Vosk, when outmatched cheat BW: Vish Kal, The Arbiter of Reanimation UG: Prime Speaker Zegana, the science of sorcery RB: Malfegor, Traitor's Haven UW: Daxos, Control-Fort-Tron BG: Pharika, Goddess of Stax RW: Gisela, Boros Control RG: Ruric Thar, a Primal Surge deck RU: Niv-Mizzet the Firemind, Spellslinger?!?! B:(Pauper) Mikaeus the Unhallowed R: Kurkesh, Onakke Ancient: The Power of Engineering
Card advantage is not the same thing as card draw. Something for 2B cannot be strictly worse than something for BBB or 3BB. If you're taking out Swords to Plowshares for Plummet, you're a fool. Stop doing these things!
*Simulacrum and Adaptive Automaton: Sad and Helpful Robot, respectively
*Birds of Paradise: MAH BIRDS!
*Skinrender: Chestburster
*Slaughter Games: Hunger Games
*Ermagherd, the Annihilating Time Spaghetti
*Calculus, Butcher of Truth
* Woolly Thoctar is best Thoctar. Gonna make something of himself.
Card advantage is not the same thing as card draw. Something for 2B cannot be strictly worse than something for BBB or 3BB. If you're taking out Swords to Plowshares for Plummet, you're a fool. Stop doing these things!
Wall of Roots - Mana Shrubs
Treetop Village - Attack Shrubs
Reveillark - Air Shrubs
Mulldrifter - Cards Fish
Lotus Cobra - Mana Snake
Mystic Snake - Surprise Snake
Sower of Temptation - Captain Grabby Hands
Vendilion Clique - Grabby bugs
Delver of Secrets - Cheaty bug/Battle bug
Path to Exile - Get Away!!/Don't!/I hate you!
Geist of Saint Traft - Mugatu
Spectral Flight - Spacepants
Knight of the Reliquary - Land Monster/Tiny Elspeth
Isochron Scepter - No Stick/Fire Stick (depending upon what's imprinted on it)
Lord of Atlantis - King Mermaid
Fog - Stop it
Bloodghast - Swamp thing
Oblivion Ring - **** You Circle
Frost Titan - Mister Bikini
It was Myth... Now it is Legend.
U Memnarch
RWU Zedruu the Greathearted
Whenever I attack with Skittles, I tell them to "Taste the painbow!"
It only took a few games before Obnoxious Ghoul had earned his nickname; my zombie deck uses him, among other things, to kill everyone else's creatures every turn.
There's also Steve, Percy, Uncle Fester, Twisty, Godzilla, and Lawnmower Elves.
Oh yeah, and I call the blue one Rime Time.
You got 99 attackers but I'm blocking with 1.
The Winner is Judge | 7
This Winner is Also Judge | 6
Club Flamingo | Lots
Here's a new one: Vicky
Extanguination
G.T. Tittums
Chest Hair
Pimp Cup
Big Dumb Bird
Decks:GU Evolver, W Modern Knights
Apprentice of Spell Manipulation
Archester: Frontier of Steam
Filibastards
Green Lavamancer
Ryback
For Lists, Click Here
EDH:
GW: Selvala, Let us help YOU.
UB: Mirko Vosk, when outmatched cheat
BW: Vish Kal, The Arbiter of Reanimation
UG: Prime Speaker Zegana, the science of sorcery
RB: Malfegor, Traitor's Haven
UW: Daxos, Control-Fort-Tron
BG: Pharika, Goddess of Stax
RW: Gisela, Boros Control
RG: Ruric Thar, a Primal Surge deck
RU: Niv-Mizzet the Firemind, Spellslinger?!?!
B:(Pauper) Mikaeus the Unhallowed
R: Kurkesh, Onakke Ancient: The Power of Engineering
Danny This actually has a story about a quack doctor in Africa.
Lady Gaga
Bad Autocard
Permafog
Peaches
Naked Guy
Magenta
Mina
Edward Cullen
Emmy
Cosby
Captain Planet
Lock *****
On phasing:
There's Strikes Twice.
Speaking of Miracles, the Miracle Worker.
Emille, Seven-Sting Dancer Shalin Nariya
Knife of Bread and Butter (any sword)
Chronoboost
L1 Judge
On phasing:
The Incredible Hulk
Wolverine
For Lists, Click Here
EDH:
GW: Selvala, Let us help YOU.
UB: Mirko Vosk, when outmatched cheat
BW: Vish Kal, The Arbiter of Reanimation
UG: Prime Speaker Zegana, the science of sorcery
RB: Malfegor, Traitor's Haven
UW: Daxos, Control-Fort-Tron
BG: Pharika, Goddess of Stax
RW: Gisela, Boros Control
RG: Ruric Thar, a Primal Surge deck
RU: Niv-Mizzet the Firemind, Spellslinger?!?!
B:(Pauper) Mikaeus the Unhallowed
R: Kurkesh, Onakke Ancient: The Power of Engineering
Mapplethorpe
The mimeograph
Mr. Affinity
On phasing:
Tim
Norbert
Batman
Nope
Flying Spaghetti Monster
Freebie Sphinx
Sacbag
Scoop Cloud
Bloodflow Overseer
of House Dimir
Swagtusk= Thragtusk
Sad Robot = Solemn simulacrum
Jungle Bush = Primeval Titan
*Birds of Paradise: MAH BIRDS!
*Skinrender: Chestburster
*Slaughter Games: Hunger Games
*Ermagherd, the Annihilating Time Spaghetti
*Calculus, Butcher of Truth
* Woolly Thoctar is best Thoctar. Gonna make something of himself.
Credit to http://ryan-cole.deviantart.com/ for my avatar.
Mr. Roboto and Kilroy
Grief on a stick, from an Isochron Scepter combo
Batman With three or more choice equipments on him, this is upgraded to "the goddamn Batman".
hey gaiz, let's play archenemy!
I lied
On phasing: