3. Ive got more better in my Algebra class. I know the use of "X"
Clearly you need to work on English class, though. :p;)
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She's a two-faced ****rag ***** bucket with NO grasp on reality or objectivity let alone sincerity or humanity!!! She FEEDS on drama, all day every day, like a ****ing prostitute feeds on STDs--- in much the same way, mind you...
I don't think this one has been brought up...
You know you've been playing too much Magic when you request, in your last will and testament, to have flavor text from your favorite card inscribed on your tombstone.
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"I don't know what I'm searching for I never have opened the door, Tomorrow might find me at last, Turning my back on the past..."
~ Justin Hayward
I don't think this one has been brought up...
You know you've been playing too much Magic when you request, in your last will and testament, to have flavor text from your favorite card inscribed on your tombstone.
That quite the best possible sign I have ever heard. Anyway if I would use that then I'll be using the flavor text of Skirk Prospector lol
God, i used to use magic terms in my everyday situations so friggin much it wasn't funny. I've managed to keep it toned down lately. I had my parents and other siblings wonder what the hell i'm talking about many times.
heh, art class: make a painting, the teacher says,
i then procede to paint the color pie, with each symbol encased in it's own color.
Last night, I came home late. My wife was crying.
I said, "Honey, I must admit, I'm having an affair."
She just kept sobbing.
I continued, "No, really, I spent the evening with that blonde girl from the office."
She raised her head and said through the streaming tears, "You're lying! You're just saying that to calm me down. I know you've been playing Magic again!"
I stay after school for the sole purpose of playing magic instead of going strait home. I have used the term "Broken in half" in regular conversation. I have played magic when I could be playing video games. I have gotten incredibly upset that my cards were messed up by somebody. I have had a container break because of the weight of the cards I put in it.
My senior year in high school my teacher had everyone do a presentation on thier favorite things. There were 10 different catagories and I used Magic in all of them.
To piss off this girl in my Spanish class (who thinks she knows everything), I say big words I learned from Magic. My favorite one was "Extirpate;" she said she knew it because she had four teeth "extirpated." I laughed and said, "Haha, you mean 'extricated.'"
I'm such a loser.
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My old manager at Subway played Magic. One day we were discussing some random deck he was making and a customer came in. Instead of asking "Do you want any more subs with that?" he said "Do you want any more spells with that?"
My lip began bleeding from biting it to keep from laughing.
"Seems good" was our generic way of saying "yes it resolves," it has now become my most over-used phrase.
But the ultimate sign that I've been playing too long: I'm considering getting a Psychatog tattoo
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The difference between being funny and being annoying is how often you get punched in the face....
1. Im addictively doing the "Clefairy" chant from pokemon, but instead of saying Clefairy, im singing..."Teferi, teferi teferi..."
2. Ive called Yugi-oh creatures, "Trample, haste"
3. Ive got more better in my Algebra class. I know the use of "X"
Oh well, got to post if some magic spirit rises within me again...
Monogreen 2007 | Jund Aggro MTGO 2013
1. I use keywords and some cards in casual conversations.
2. I start making cards of my own.
3. I believe that Szadek is my father, Jaya my mother and the Archivist is my boyfriend.
4. I name real things according to how they look like in magic (like an ordinary garden worm is a craw wurm)
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Clearly you need to work on English class, though. :p;)
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You know you've been playing too much Magic when you request, in your last will and testament, to have flavor text from your favorite card inscribed on your tombstone.
I never have opened the door,
Tomorrow might find me at last,
Turning my back on the past..."
~ Justin Hayward
Oh geezers..I didnt notice that. Well, that was funny^_^
That quite the best possible sign I have ever heard. Anyway if I would use that then I'll be using the flavor text of Skirk Prospector lol
Monogreen 2007 | Jund Aggro MTGO 2013
Too busy playing magic to realize you were snarth'd by an hour.
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heh, art class: make a painting, the teacher says,
i then procede to paint the color pie, with each symbol encased in it's own color.
I can´t never say anything in response to her because eveything she says has split second.
I said, "Honey, I must admit, I'm having an affair."
She just kept sobbing.
I continued, "No, really, I spent the evening with that blonde girl from the office."
She raised her head and said through the streaming tears, "You're lying! You're just saying that to calm me down. I know you've been playing Magic again!"
My reply was, "yes, where X is equal to the number of islands you control."
(true story BTW!)
Yeah, most women speak with Split Second...
Sometimes I keep saying things like Obliterate, Minion, Herald and things like that as if they were everyday words...
Also it is pretty funny when my IA teacher said that you should avoid Circular Logic. I always reply "You got that right" to myself.
Guild ability being used by another guild
Graveyard effects
Done:
1 Mana Legendary Permanent
Kamigawa re-done
Yeah, I play too much magic.
My fiance was at my house and she brought some DVD movies. One of those is "the Hulk" and I accidentally said,"hey, I havent watched HulkFlash yet!"
Monogreen 2007 | Jund Aggro MTGO 2013
Haha, no kidding. Luckily, My g/f is into Magic and D&D and stuff like that, so it works out pretty well for me. =)
You have outstanding and startling regularity of recall of nearly any card printed, even at irregular times.
[A living encyclopedia and all that jazz.]
After having been announced, but while still on the stack, Little Girl is vulnerable to Rethink, Fervent Denial, and/or Remove Soul. However, after Little Girl enters play, you'll have to use something like Donate to get rid of it.
Some girl asked what I did for a living. I responded I catalog sorcery spells for the army and make 33 dollars an hour.
I don't know why 33 but it was.
After having been announced, but while still on the stack, Little Girl is vulnerable to Rethink, Fervent Denial, and/or Remove Soul. However, after Little Girl enters play, you'll have to use something like Donate to get rid of it.
I've also been having dreams that include mana and what not, and I sometimes dont have enough mana to do something. Really wierd...
I'm such a loser.
My lip began bleeding from biting it to keep from laughing.
"Seems good" was our generic way of saying "yes it resolves," it has now become my most over-used phrase.
But the ultimate sign that I've been playing too long: I'm considering getting a Psychatog tattoo
I remember when Jester's Cap was more expensive than Underground Sea
so I go up to them and call their mother a hasran ogress- now if that isn't a
sign I'm
playing too much magic*- i don't know what is
*With no intention of stopping
LOL:bunny:
Bunnies go hop!!!!