So first I Scapeshift for two Valakut, the Molten Pinacle and five other mountains. Then, after some discussion, I realize that, in fact, that deals no damage to him since I need five OTHER mountains. Then I replace the second Valakut with a mountain (he's at 15), and I get this:
Spongy Pengwin puts Steam Vents into play from Library
Spongy Pengwin shuffles library
Spongy Pengwin stops looking its Library...
<Spongy Pengwin> that, instead
<Sabbath, The Angel Of Death> no
<Sabbath, The Angel Of Death> i just take 3
<Spongy Pengwin> this would work
<Sabbath, The Angel Of Death> because valakut
<Spongy Pengwin> no no, you'd take 3 * 6 here
<Sabbath, The Angel Of Death> deals only 3
<Sabbath, The Angel Of Death> loool
<Spongy Pengwin> because all the mountains come in at the same time
<Sabbath, The Angel Of Death> it's not written
<Spongy Pengwin> you are right about the first case
<Sabbath, The Angel Of Death> take 6 for each mountain
<Spongy Pengwin> but in this case i would deal 18 dmg to you
<Sabbath, The Angel Of Death> it's written
<Spongy Pengwin> written? eh?
<Sabbath, The Angel Of Death> when a mountain enters the battlefield
<Sabbath, The Angel Of Death> if you control 5 other mountain
<Spongy Pengwin> yes
<Sabbath, The Angel Of Death> so here
<Sabbath, The Angel Of Death> when you control 5 other mountain
<Spongy Pengwin> and 6 mountains are entering the battlefield at the same time
<Sabbath, The Angel Of Death> you play only 1 other mountain
<Spongy Pengwin> they see 5 other mountains
<Sabbath, The Angel Of Death> and i take 3 for 1 valakut
<Spongy Pengwin> all the mountains come in at the same time
<Sabbath, The Angel Of Death> so here i take only 3 because 1 mountain and 1 valakut since you have 5 other mountains
<Spongy Pengwin> they ALL see 5 other mountains and valakut
<Spongy Pengwin> no
<Sabbath, The Angel Of Death> loooool
<Spongy Pengwin> because all the mountains came into play
<Sabbath, The Angel Of Death> you are a noob, go reading valakut rules
<Spongy Pengwin> LOL
<System> Player Lost
Not only am I right, gimme a break, it's the first time I have ever played this deck. Maybe can someone give me a better way to "explaining" this so I don't have people telling me to "reading" the rules?
0:14:02 [TKGRV] <TKGRV> End my turn
0:14:05 [Welly] <Welly> EOT
0:14:07 [Welly] Welly taps Plains
0:14:08 [Welly] Welly plays Swords to Plowshares from Hand
0:14:14 [TKGRV] TKGRV puts True Believer to Graveyard from Play
0:14:17 [TKGRV] TKGRV puts True Believer to RFG from Graveyard
0:14:18 [TKGRV] TKGRV's life total is now 42 (+2)
0:14:18 [Welly] Welly puts Swords to Plowshares to Graveyard from Play
0:14:21 [Welly] It is now turn 35 (Welly)
0:14:21 [Welly] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
0:14:22 [Welly] Welly untaps his/her permanents
0:14:22 [Welly] It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
0:14:23 [Welly] It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
0:14:23 [Welly] Welly draws a card
0:14:23 [Welly] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
0:14:26 [Welly] Welly plays Plains from Hand
0:14:28 [Welly] Welly taps Island
0:14:28 [Welly] Welly taps Adarkar Wastes
0:14:28 [Welly] Welly taps Island
0:14:28 [Welly] Welly taps Plains
0:14:28 [Welly] Welly taps Hallowed Fountain
0:14:31 [Welly] Welly plays Reveillark from Hand
0:14:33 [Welly] <Welly> Ok?
0:14:36 [TKGRV] <TKGRV> Ok
0:14:38 [Welly] Welly taps Blasting Station
0:14:44 [Welly] Welly puts Reveillark to Graveyard from Play
0:14:44 [TKGRV] TKGRV's life total is now 41 (-1)
0:14:47 [Welly] Welly puts Body Double into play from Graveyard
0:14:52 [Welly] <Welly> infinite dmg
0:14:56 [Welly] Welly untaps Blasting Station
0:14:56 [TKGRV] <TKGRV> wow
0:14:58 [TKGRV] <TKGRV> that's retarded
0:15:02 [Welly] <Welly> beat u didnt it
0:15:06 [TKGRV] <TKGRV> sure did
0:15:16 [TKGRV] <TKGRV> but you don't even own those cards
0:15:16 [TKGRV] <TKGRV> lol
0:15:18 [<System>] <System> Player Lost
0:15:20 [Welly] <Welly> um ya i do
I just thought it was amusing he said you don't even own those cards. Its not like they are hard to get at all.
So first I Scapeshift for two Valakut, the Molten Pinacle and five other mountains. Then, after some discussion, I realize that, in fact, that deals no damage to him since I need five OTHER mountains. Then I replace the second Valakut with a mountain (he's at 15), and I get this:
Not only am I right, gimme a break, it's the first time I have ever played this deck. Maybe can someone give me a better way to "explaining" this so I don't have people telling me to "reading" the rules?
LOL this is funny because hix posted a log like this where he was playing against the valakut deck. It woulda been really funny if your opponent was hix.
0:00:00 [Surging Chaos] <New Game: waiting for opponent>
0:00:00 [Surging Chaos] Surging Chaos shuffles library
0:00:00 [Surging Chaos] <Surging Chaos> .
0:00:00 [Surging Chaos] Surging Chaos draws 0 cards
0:00:00 [Stevey] Stevey shuffles library
0:00:00 [Stevey] <Stevey> Have fun.
0:00:00 [Stevey] Stevey draws 0 cards
0:00:00 [Stevey] <-------- New Game Started -------->
0:00:00 [Stevey] Stevey's Security Code: 00A69C4D [Type 1.5]
0:00:00 [Stevey] Surging Chaos's Security Code: CA789CCB [???]
0:00:00 [Stevey] It is now turn 1 (Surging Chaos)
0:00:00 [Stevey] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
0:00:04 [Surging Chaos] Surging Chaos's life total is now 40 (+20)
0:00:05 [Stevey] <Stevey> wait, you're that guy that *****ed on the forums.
0:00:06 [Stevey] <Stevey> bye
0:00:09 [<System>] <System> Player Lost
A quick search on both the forums here and the EDH forums showed no Stevey. I'm still wondering what exactly I was *****ing about in the first place. :/ I would like to know who this Stevey person is though lol.
Marxkip plays Goblin Ruinblaster from Hand
It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Attackers Step
Marxkip taps Goblin Ruinblaster
Marxkip taps Goblin Ruinblaster
onlainari's life total is now 15 (-1)
<Marxkip> 2
onlainari's life total is now 14 (-1)
It is now the Postcombat Main Phase
onlainari's life total is now 15 (+1)
<Marxkip> 2
<onlainari> soul warden
<System> Player Lost
Ok here is another one. He casted demonic tutor then he put one card in his hand and then one on top of library. I called him on it and im not quite sure what he was trying to say.
0:03:10 [mlody] mlody taps Sol Ring 0:03:12 [mlody] mlody plays Demonic Tutor from Hand
0:03:16 [Welly] <Welly> Ok
0:03:19 [mlody] mlody is looking top 111 cards of its Library...
0:03:52 [mlody] <mlody> Thinking 0:03:58 [mlody] mlody plays a facedown card from Library 0:03:58 [mlody] mlody plays a facedown card from Library 0:04:04 [mlody] mlody puts a facedown card on top of Library from Play
0:04:05 [mlody] mlody stops looking its Library... 0:04:08 [mlody] mlody puts facedown card to Hand from Play
0:04:10 [mlody] mlody puts Demonic Tutor to Graveyard from Play
0:04:11 [mlody] mlody plays Bloodstained Mire from Hand
0:04:13 [mlody] mlody puts Bloodstained Mire to Graveyard from Play
0:04:14 [mlody] mlody's life total is now 37 (-1)
0:04:16 [Welly] <Welly> um
0:04:17 [mlody] mlody is looking top 111 cards of its Library...
0:04:20 [mlody] mlody puts Bayou into play from Library
0:04:21 [mlody] mlody stops looking its Library...
0:04:24 [Welly] <Welly> whyd u put a card to top of ur lib
0:04:29 [Welly] <Welly> with demonic tutor
0:04:37 [Welly] <Welly> and why didnt u shuffle after fetch
0:04:38 [mlody] <mlody> shugvffle?
0:04:58 [Welly] <Welly> why did u get two cards with tutor
0:04:59 [mlody] <mlody> did there was draw?
0:05:02 [mlody] <mlody> cu later
0:05:04 [mlody] <mlody> not
0:05:05 [mlody] <mlody> back
0:05:08 [Welly] <Welly> huh?
0:05:10 [mlody] <mlody> there wont be later
0:05:13 [<System>] <System> Player Lost
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Jacerator is an aggro deck - it just wins by attacking the library, it doesn't really control the board other than to play a few Fogs
Good thing I play Crovax, Ascendant Hero. Otherwise, I may not have caught this guy trying to sneak him into play.
0:04:35 [Player] It is now turn 10 (Player)
0:04:35 [Player] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
0:04:36 [Player] Player untaps his/her permanents
0:04:36 [Player] It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
0:04:36 [Player] It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
0:04:37 [Player] Player draws a card
0:04:37 [Player] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
0:04:39 [Player] Player plays Plains from Hand
0:04:48 [Player] <Player> Thinking
0:04:51 [Surging Chaos] Surging Chaos rearranges cards in Surging Chaos's Hand
0:05:15 [Player] Player taps Plains
0:05:15 [Player] Player taps Plains
0:05:16 [Player] Player taps Plains
0:05:19 [Player] Player plays Gempalm Avenger from Hand
0:05:23 [Player] Player puts Gempalm Avenger to Graveyard from Play
0:05:29 [Player] Akrasan Squire is now 2/2
0:05:34 [Player] Preeminent Captain is now 3/3 0:05:40 [Player] It is now the Combat Phase, Beginning Of Combat Step 0:05:41 [Player] Player taps Akrasan Squire 0:05:42 [Player] Player taps Preeminent Captain 0:05:47 [Player] Player plays Crovax, Ascendant Hero from Hand 0:05:50 [Player] Player taps Crovax, Ascendant Hero 0:05:54 [Player] Crovax, Ascendant Hero is now 5/5 0:05:55 [Surging Chaos] <Surging Chaos> crovax isn't a soldier
0:05:59 [<System>] <System> Player Lost
A skathing conversation on fizzling spells. Honestly, how could you not know that a card is countered upon resolution when it has no legal targets?
<Alarid> End my turn
<.skathe> EOT
.skathe taps Island
.skathe taps Island
.skathe taps Snow-Covered Island
.skathe taps Island
.skathe plays Cryptic Command from Hand
Alarid taps Hallowed Fountain
Alarid plays Path to Exile from Hand
Alarid destroys token Thopter
Alarid is looking its Library...
Alarid puts Island into play from Library
Alarid taps Island
Alarid shuffles library
Alarid stops looking its Library...
Alarid puts Path to Exile to Graveyard from Play
.skathe draws a card
<Alarid> fizzles
<Alarid> no legal targets
<.skathe> negative
<.skathe> it has 2 modes
<Alarid> But no legal targets
<.skathe> um
<Alarid> Which makes it fizzle
<.skathe> it had a legal target when cast
<Alarid> But it is when it resolves
<.skathe> it doesn't matter if it has a legal target when it resolves, only when cast
<.skathe> no
<Alarid> That it checks for legal targets
<.skathe> no
<.skathe> it checks for legal targets on cast
<Alarid> If it has no targets when it resolves
<.skathe> not resolution
<Alarid> It fizzles
<.skathe> that's blatantly not how it works
<Alarid> Why
<.skathe> just because the target no longer exists on resolution
<.skathe> does not mean the entire spell fizzles
<Alarid> Exactly
<Alarid> So it has no target
<.skathe> targets are checked on CAST
<.skathe> NOT resolution
<Alarid> No]
<.skathe> modal spells
<.skathe> have 2 parts
<Alarid> targets a chosenwhen cast
<.skathe> like 2 lines
<Alarid> It checks targets when it resolves
<Alarid> I know the rules
<Alarid> I read up
<.skathe> clearly not this one
<Alarid> Read up on it for me then
<Alarid> While I post this on MTGSalvation
<Alarid> Good site for RULES
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"If you don't wear your seatbelt, the police will shoot you in the head."
- To my youngest sister when she was 6.
Everyone knows that good luck and good game are such insincere terms that any man who does not connect his right hook with the offender's jaw on the very utterance of such a phrase is no man I would consider as such.
Yamikiri, best thing to do is just quote rules from the comprehensive rulebook.
Evidently, this guy forgot how Baneslayer worked...
It is now turn 13 (DiscLexic)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
DiscLexic untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
DiscLexic draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
DiscLexic plays Swamp from Hand
DiscLexic taps Akoum Refuge
DiscLexic taps Mountain
DiscLexic taps Mountain
DiscLexic plays Ball Lightning from Hand
It is now the Combat Phase, Beginning Of Combat Step
It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Attackers Step
DiscLexic taps Ball Lightning
DiscLexic taps Ball Lightning
(I declare it as blocked with Baneslayer Angel.)
Hix360's life total is now 18 (+5)
DiscLexic puts Ball Lightning to Graveyard from Play
<System> Player Lost
MwsTroll plays Isochron Scepter from Hand
<MwsTroll> Ok?
<Soundgarden> -.-
Counterspell is enchanting Isochron Scepter now
MwsTroll puts Counterspell into play from Hand
<Soundgarden> now what
<Soundgarden> yeah
<Soundgarden> right
<System> Player Lost
He was trolled. I like trolling people in MWS. To the degree that I changed my nick.
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The Sage is occupied with the unspoken
and acts without effort.
Teaching without verbosity,
producing without possessing,
creating without regard to result,
claiming nothing,
the Sage has nothing to lose.
so i netdeck Van Lunen's turboflare deck for the lulz, add maindeck swerves, into the roil and double negatives to pretend i'm metagaming for jund. throw together a sideboard and play some games. everything's fine, i meet a conley woods special(win), RDW(guess what), jund(win. lol. the board helps) and grixis control(win. 3 time warps in a row, when he tapped out for cruel). and then i meet this gem. he's playing a janky UW aggro build with aven mimeomancers, emeria angels and deft duelists. so i beat him, and he starts dissing my deck, calling himself a turbospike. and then i started trolling. I'm squee btw.
<squee> End my turn
It is now turn 12 (Glux)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
Glux untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
Glux draws a card
Glux draws a card
Glux draws a card
Glux draws a card
squee taps Mountain
squee taps Mountain
squee plays Runeflare Trap from Hand
squee plays Runeflare Trap from Hand
<Glux> that's such an awful deck, lol
<Glux> 0% chance against jund
<squee> meh
<squee> nope.
<Glux> you have no ways to win
<squee> swerve and roil
<Glux> lol
<squee> buys me time
<squee> and double negs
<Glux> dude
<Glux> it's basically unwinnable
<Glux> if they have a single pulse on mine/font
<Glux> it's over
<squee> not if i bounce it
<squee> or i could counter the pulse
<Glux> so you're holding back a bunch of mana
<Glux> every turn?
<Glux> dude
<Glux> the deck is really bad
<Glux> it's pretty obv.
<squee> you,re just butthurt
<Glux> hahahaha
Glux plays Glacial Fortress from Hand
Glux plays Scalding Tarn from Hand
Glux plays Arid Mesa from Hand
Glux plays Arid Mesa from Hand
Glux plays Plains from Hand
Glux plays Conqueror's Pledge from Hand
Glux plays Conqueror's Pledge from Hand
Glux plays Time Warp from Hand
Glux plays Time Warp from Hand
<Glux> because
<Glux> i drew
<Glux> 10 land
<Glux> and all 5+ mana spells?
<Glux> yeah, i'mm terribly butthurt
<squee> boo-☺☺☺☺ing-hoo
<Glux> lol
<Glux> your deck sucks
<Glux> you even played it wrong
<squee> so does your mom
<Glux> changing your mana
<Glux> it's pretty embarrassing
<Glux> misplaying in a deck
<Glux> that cut and try
<squee> lol.
<Glux> dry*
<Glux> you're a ☺☺☺☺ing loser, go kill yourself
<System> Player Lost
<squee> hahahaha
Well, I had a much worse troll fest over a person who could not remember what Goblin Guide did. EVERY TURN OF THE GAME.
It went like this:
Attack with Goblin Guide (Around the 5th to 7th time)
Opponent (-2)
Me: Are you :):):):)ing serious? Is there some other 2/2 for (R) with haste that you keep confusing this with?
Me: DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU EVERY TURN?
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"If you don't wear your seatbelt, the police will shoot you in the head."
- To my youngest sister when she was 6.
Everyone knows that good luck and good game are such insincere terms that any man who does not connect his right hook with the offender's jaw on the very utterance of such a phrase is no man I would consider as such.
0:03:15 [Fer] Fer plays Intimidation Bolt from Hand
0:03:23 [Welly] <Welly> lol
0:03:30 [Welly] <Welly> shroud
0:03:30 [Fer] Fer puts Intimidation Bolt to Graveyard from Play
0:03:35 [Fer] <Fer> jajaja
0:03:38 [Fer] Fer puts Intimidation Bolt into play from Graveyard
0:03:40 [Fer] It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Blockers Step
0:03:40 [Fer] It is now the Combat Phase, Beginning Of Combat Step
0:03:42 [Fer] Fer untaps Woolly Thoctar
0:03:44 [Fer] Fer puts Intimidation Bolt to Hand from Play
0:03:44 [Fer] Fer untaps Kazandu Refuge
0:03:45 [Fer] Fer untaps Mountain
0:03:46 [Fer] Fer untaps Jungle Shrine
0:03:49 [Fer] Fer taps Kazandu Refuge
0:03:50 [Fer] Fer taps Jungle Shrine
0:03:54 [Fer] Fer taps Mountain 0:03:56 [Fer] Fer plays Harrow from Hand 0:03:58 [Fer] Fer sacrifices Mountain
0:03:59 [Welly] Welly taps Island
0:03:59 [Welly] Welly taps Mountain 0:04:00 [Welly] Welly plays Flashfreeze from Hand
0:04:07 [Fer] Fer puts Harrow to Graveyard from Play
0:04:07 [Welly] Welly puts Flashfreeze to Graveyard from Play 0:04:10 [Fer] Fer puts Mountain into play from Graveyard
0:04:10 [Fer] Fer taps Mountain
0:04:12 [Fer] <Fer> End my turn
0:04:13 [Welly] <Welly> nope
0:04:15 [Welly] <Welly> u still sac
0:04:20 [<System>] <System> Player Lost
I can never tell if these people are just trying to cheat, and I call them on it, or if they truly don't know the rules and just leave because they think I'm dumb? I don't know. MWS is like the bottom of the bottom of magic players.
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Jacerator is an aggro deck - it just wins by attacking the library, it doesn't really control the board other than to play a few Fogs
*Sigh*Morningtide has been out for what? 2 years? And people STILL don't understand Reveillark?
OLe OLe plays Damnation from Hand
<Hix360> Ok
Hix360 puts Kitchen Finks to Graveyard from Play
Hix360 puts Eternal Witness to Graveyard from Play
Hix360 puts Reveillark to Graveyard from Play
OLe OLe's life total is now 21 (+2)
OLe OLe puts Kitchen Finks to Graveyard from Play
Hix360 puts Eternal Witness into play from Graveyard
OLe OLe puts Damnation to Graveyard from Play
Hix360 puts Reveillark into play from Graveyard
Hix360 puts Reveillark to Hand from Play
<OLe OLe> no
<OLe OLe> noob
<Hix360> yes
<System> Player Lost
And here's the mandatory log since apparently playing Crovax, Ascendant Hero means I'm violating the first rule of EDH:
0:16:44 [Surging Chaos] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
0:16:47 [Surging Chaos] Surging Chaos taps Savannah
0:16:48 [Surging Chaos] Surging Chaos taps Mistveil Plains
0:16:49 [Surging Chaos] Surging Chaos taps Brushland
0:16:50 [Surging Chaos] Surging Chaos taps Sunpetal Grove
0:16:50 [Surging Chaos] Surging Chaos taps Snow-Covered Forest
0:16:51 [Surging Chaos] Surging Chaos taps Temple Garden
0:16:53 [Player] Damage now has 1 (+1) counters.
0:16:53 [Surging Chaos] Surging Chaos plays Reveillark from Hand
0:16:55 [Player] Lyzolda, the Blood Witch now has 0 (-1) counters.
0:16:55 [Surging Chaos] <Surging Chaos> evoking
0:16:58 [Player] <Player> Ok
0:16:59 [Surging Chaos] Surging Chaos puts Reveillark to Graveyard from Play
0:17:03 [Surging Chaos] Surging Chaos puts Acidic Slime into play from Graveyard
0:17:06 [Surging Chaos] Surging Chaos puts Knight of the Reliquary into play from Graveyard
0:17:08 [Player] Player puts Kuon, Ogre Ascendant to Graveyard from Play
0:17:13 [Surging Chaos] It is now the End Phase, End Of Turn Step
0:17:13 [Surging Chaos] <Surging Chaos> Your turn
0:17:15 [Player] It is now turn 15 (Player)
0:17:15 [Player] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
0:17:16 [Player] Player untaps his/her permanents
0:17:17 [Player] It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
0:17:18 [Player] It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
0:17:18 [Surging Chaos] Knight of the Reliquary is now 3/3
0:17:18 [Player] Player draws a card
0:17:18 [Player] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
0:17:22 [Player] <Player> Thinking
0:18:00 [Player] Player taps Phyrexian Tower
0:18:00 [Player] Player taps Swamp
0:18:03 [Player] Player taps Badlands
0:18:03 [Player] Player taps Mountain
0:18:03 [Player] Player taps Volrath's Stronghold
0:18:06 [Player] Player plays Endrek Sahr, Master Breeder from Hand
0:18:09 [Surging Chaos] <Surging Chaos> Ok
0:18:13 [Player] Player taps Swamp
0:18:14 [Player] Player plays Kederekt Parasite from Hand
0:18:15 [Player] It is now the End Phase, End Of Turn Step
0:18:16 [Player] <Player> End my turn
0:18:19 [Surging Chaos] <Surging Chaos> End step
0:18:21 [Surging Chaos] Surging Chaos taps Gaea's Cradle
0:18:26 [Surging Chaos] <Surging Chaos> Thinking
0:18:28 [Player] Player puts a 1/1 Thrall token into play
0:18:31 [Surging Chaos] Surging Chaos discards Karmic Guide
0:18:32 [Surging Chaos] Surging Chaos is looking its Library...
0:18:52 [Surging Chaos] Surging Chaos puts Duplicant into play from Library
0:18:55 [Surging Chaos] Surging Chaos puts Duplicant to Graveyard from Play
0:18:58 [Surging Chaos] Surging Chaos puts Stonecloaker into play from Library
0:19:00 [Surging Chaos] Surging Chaos puts Stonecloaker to Hand from Play
0:19:01 [Surging Chaos] Surging Chaos shuffles library
0:19:01 [Surging Chaos] Surging Chaos stops looking its Library...
0:19:02 [Surging Chaos] Surging Chaos shuffles library
0:19:04 [Surging Chaos] It is now turn 16 (Surging Chaos)
0:19:04 [Surging Chaos] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
0:19:05 [Surging Chaos] Surging Chaos untaps his/her permanents
0:19:06 [Surging Chaos] It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
0:19:07 [Surging Chaos] It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
0:19:09 [Surging Chaos] Surging Chaos is looking top 3 cards of its Library...
0:19:11 [Surging Chaos] Surging Chaos rearranges cards in Surging Chaos's Library
0:19:11 [Surging Chaos] Surging Chaos rearranges cards in Surging Chaos's Library
0:19:13 [Surging Chaos] Surging Chaos stops looking its Library...
0:19:13 [Surging Chaos] Surging Chaos draws a card
0:19:14 [Surging Chaos] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
0:19:15 [Surging Chaos] Surging Chaos plays Snow-Covered Forest from Hand
0:19:19 [Surging Chaos] Surging Chaos taps Snow-Covered Forest
0:19:21 [Surging Chaos] Surging Chaos taps Brushland
0:19:22 [Surging Chaos] Surging Chaos taps Snow-Covered Forest
0:19:23 [Surging Chaos] Surging Chaos taps Sunpetal Grove
0:19:25 [Surging Chaos] Surging Chaos taps Temple Garden
0:19:27 [Surging Chaos] Surging Chaos taps Mistveil Plains
0:19:29 [Surging Chaos] Surging Chaos plays Crovax, Ascendant Hero from Hand
0:19:33 [Surging Chaos] Knight of the Reliquary is now 4/4
0:19:35 [Surging Chaos] Acidic Slime is now 1/1
0:19:39 [Player] <Player> You have a douche deck
0:19:40 [Player] <Player> congrats
0:19:42 [<System>] <System> Player Lost
This is an old one that I posted on Finnish MTG forums months ago, thought to share it to keep my post legal:
It sure is annoying when people don't read the errata, or the rules, formats, or anything about magic other than how to play it.
0:03:16 [Alarid] <Alarid> End my turn
0:03:21 [optimus] optimus draws a card
0:03:28 [optimus] optimus plays Underground River from Hand
0:03:30 [optimus] optimus taps Swamp
0:03:30 [optimus] optimus taps Underground River
0:03:31 [optimus] optimus plays Nightscape Familiar from Hand
0:03:34 [optimus] <optimus> Ok?
0:03:46 [Alarid] <Alarid> When I ask for a Format, I mean the format I ask for
0:04:02 [Alarid] <Alarid> So, don't rudely join my game
0:04:11 [optimus] <optimus> extended?
0:04:11 [Alarid] <Alarid> When you aren't even playing the format I asked for
0:04:18 [Alarid] <Alarid> Those are in no way extended
0:04:30 [optimus] <optimus> how not
0:04:42 [Alarid] <Alarid> Because they rotated out YEARS AGO
0:04:51 [Alarid] <Alarid> Please check the Wizards site
0:04:51 [optimus] <optimus> familiar?
0:04:55 [Alarid] <Alarid> For the extended format
0:05:12 [Alarid] <Alarid> It is Mirrodin
0:05:12 [optimus] <optimus> familiar?
0:05:13 [Alarid] <Alarid> To now
0:05:18 [Alarid] <Alarid> That is from Planeshift
0:05:35 [Alarid] <Alarid> Which rotated out
0:05:36 [optimus] <optimus> and you what format play?
0:05:38 [optimus] <optimus> t1?
0:05:50 [Alarid] <Alarid> You are playing T1
0:05:55 [optimus] <optimus> and you?
0:05:56 [Alarid] <Alarid> I am playing Extended
0:06:15 [Alarid] <Alarid> http://www.wizards.com/Magic/TCG/Resources.aspx?x=judge/resources/banned
0:06:17 [optimus] <optimus> ook
0:06:23 [Alarid] <Alarid> there are all the legal formats
0:06:26 [Alarid] <Alarid> And all the legal sets
0:06:41 [Alarid] <Alarid> So please read it
0:06:46 [Alarid] <Alarid> And good day to you my sir.
0:06:46 [optimus] <optimus> play or not?
0:06:48 [<System>] <System> Session Lost
0:06:48 [<System>] <System> Disconnected
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"If you don't wear your seatbelt, the police will shoot you in the head."
- To my youngest sister when she was 6.
Everyone knows that good luck and good game are such insincere terms that any man who does not connect his right hook with the offender's jaw on the very utterance of such a phrase is no man I would consider as such.
I caught another cheater, and of course, he plays dumb.
poporopop plays Time Warp from Hand
<poporopop> Ok?
<Hix360> Ok poporopop puts a Time Warp on top of Library from Play
It is now the End Phase, End Of Turn Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
poporopop untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
poporopop draws a card
poporopop draws a card
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
poporopop draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
poporopop plays Forest from Hand
<poporopop> Thinking
poporopop taps Island
poporopop taps Mountain
poporopop taps Mountain
poporopop untaps Mountain
poporopop taps Plains
poporopop taps Forest
poporopop taps Island
poporopop plays Time Warp from Hand
<Hix360> Ok
poporopop puts Time Warp to Graveyard from Play
It is now the End Phase, End Of Turn Step
<poporopop> Thinking
poporopop puts Mind Spring to Graveyard from Hand
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
poporopop untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
poporopop draws a card
poporopop draws a card
poporopop draws a card
poporopop plays Forest from Hand
poporopop plays Time Warp from Hand
poporopop taps Island
poporopop taps Island
poporopop taps Forest
poporopop taps Plains
poporopop taps Forest
<Hix360> wow
poporopop puts Time Warp to Graveyard from Play
poporopop taps Forest
<Hix360> 3 warps in the top 28 cards
poporopop taps Mountain
poporopop plays Rampant Growth from Hand
<poporopop> well
<poporopop> n pyro
<poporopop> no pyro
poporopop puts Rampant Growth to Graveyard from Play
poporopop is looking its Library...
poporopop puts Plains into play from Library
poporopop taps Plains
poporopop shuffles library
poporopop stops looking its Library...
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
poporopop untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
poporopop draws a card
poporopop draws a card
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
poporopop draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
poporopop plays Island from Hand
poporopop taps Island
poporopop untaps Island
<Hix360> ummm
<poporopop> Thinking
poporopop taps Plains
<Hix360> nvm
poporopop taps Forest
poporopop taps Mountain
poporopop plays Naya Charm from Hand
poporopop puts Time Warp into play from Graveyard
<Hix360> Ok
<Hix360> Ok
poporopop puts Naya Charm to Graveyard from Play
poporopop taps Forest
poporopop taps Island
poporopop taps Forest
poporopop taps Plains
poporopop taps Mountain
poporopop puts Time Warp to Graveyard from Play
It is now the End Phase, End Of Turn Step
poporopop puts Forest to Graveyard from Hand
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
poporopop untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
poporopop draws a card
poporopop draws a card
poporopop draws a card
poporopop plays Island from Hand
<poporopop> Thinking
<poporopop> Thinking
<Hix360> wait wait wait
<poporopop> ?
<Hix360> you've played time warp 4 times
<Hix360> yet there's only 2 in your graveyard
poporopop puts Naya Charm into play from Graveyard
poporopop puts Time Warp into play from Graveyard
<poporopop> Ok?
<Hix360> that accounts for 1
<Hix360> where's the other
<poporopop> ?
<poporopop> i played it 3 times
<Hix360> you've played time warp 4 times
<Hix360> cause I commented on the fact that you've drawn 3 warps
<poporopop> ?
<poporopop> i don't get it
<Player Lost>
More cheaters. Just wow...The guy just plays them and leaves like he auto-wins. Notice the security code "[???]" I bet he was running the all powerful 20 land-40 archive trap deck.
<-------- New Game Started -------->
Hix360's Security Code: D8A24336 [Type 2]
cian's Security Code: BC88C8BC [???]
It is now turn 1 (Hix360)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
<Hix360> Hi
<cian> hi
cian rolled a 13, using a 20 sided die
Hix360 shuffles library
Hix360 rolled a 1, using a 20 sided die
<cian> p
cian shuffles library
Hix360 draws 7 cards
cian draws 7 cards
<cian> kp
<Hix360> Keep
cian plays Plains from Hand
<cian> End my turn
Hix360 untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
Hix360 draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
Hix360 plays Plains from Hand
It is now the End Phase, End Of Turn Step
<Hix360> Your Turn
It is now turn 2 (cian)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
cian draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
cian plays Island from Hand
<cian> End my turn
It is now turn 3 (Hix360)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
Hix360 untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
Hix360 draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
Hix360 puts Emeria, the Sky Ruin into play tapped from Hand
It is now the End Phase, End Of Turn Step
<Hix360> Your Turn
It is now turn 4 (cian)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
cian untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
cian draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
cian plays Plains from Hand
<cian> End my turn
It is now turn 5 (Hix360)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
Hix360 untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
Hix360 draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
Hix360 plays Knight of the White Orchid from Hand
Hix360 taps Plains
Hix360 taps Emeria, the Sky Ruin
<Hix360> Ok?
<cian> Wait!
<cian> Thinking
<cian> Ok
Hix360 is looking its Library...
Hix360 puts Plains into play from Library
Hix360 shuffles library
Hix360 stops looking its Library...
Hix360 plays Plains from Hand
It is now the End Phase, End Of Turn Step
cian plays Archive Trap from Hand
cian plays Archive Trap from Hand
cian plays Archive Trap from Hand
cian plays Archive Trap from Hand
<Hix360> show me your deck
<System> Player Lost
Remember, when the security code is [???], always be skeptical.
EDIT: I REALLY hate when people just assume you're done after casting one spell.
<-------- New Game Started -------->
Hix360's Security Code: D8A24336 [Type 2]
Player's Security Code: 6917B92E [Type 2]
It is now turn 1 (Hix360)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
<Hix360> Hi
Player shuffles library
Hix360 shuffles library
Player shuffles library
Hix360 rolled a 13, using a 20 sided die
Player rolled a 3, using a 20 sided die
Player shuffles library
Player draws a card
Player draws a card
Player draws a card
Player draws a card
Player draws a card
Player draws a card
Player draws a card
<Hix360> I Play
Player takes a mulligan
Hix360 draws 7 cards
<Hix360> Keep
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
Hix360 puts Emeria, the Sky Ruin into play tapped from Hand
It is now the End Phase, End Of Turn Step
<Hix360> Your Turn
It is now turn 2 (Player)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
Player untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
Player draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
Player rearranges cards in Player's Hand
Player plays Rootbound Crag from Hand
Player taps Rootbound Crag
It is now the End Phase, Cleanup Step
<Player> End my turn
It is now turn 3 (Hix360)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
Hix360 untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
Hix360 draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
Hix360 plays Plains from Hand
It is now the End Phase, End Of Turn Step
<Hix360> Your Turn
It is now turn 4 (Player)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
Player untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
Player draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
Player plays Forest from Hand
It is now the End Phase, Cleanup Step
<Player> End my turn
It is now turn 5 (Hix360)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
Hix360 untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
Hix360 draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
It is now the End Phase, End Of Turn Step
<Hix360> Your Turn
It is now turn 6 (Player)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
Player untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
Player draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
Player plays Sunpetal Grove from Hand
Player taps Sunpetal Grove
Player taps Rootbound Crag
Player taps Forest
Player plays Woolly Thoctar from Hand
It is now the End Phase, Cleanup Step
<Player> End my turn
It is now turn 7 (Hix360)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
Hix360 untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
Hix360 draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
Hix360 plays Plains from Hand
Hix360 plays Journey to Nowhere from Hand
Hix360 taps Emeria, the Sky Ruin
Hix360 taps Plains
Player puts Woolly Thoctar to RFG from Play
It is now turn 8 (Player)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
Player untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
Journey to Nowhere's note changed: Thoctar
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
Player draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
Player taps Forest
Player plays Wild Nacatl from Hand
It is now the End Phase, Cleanup Step
<Player> End my turn
<Hix360> That's ok, just change the turn without me signaling that I'm done
<Player> learn to play faster
<Hix360> Cause I couldnt possibly have a 1 mana cost card
<System> Player Lost
Freeze taps Giltspire Avenger
Freeze taps Giltspire Avenger
Mogg sacrifices Soldier
<Freeze> second damage
<Mogg> it doesn't have trample
<Mogg> it's still blocked
<Freeze> doble strick
<Freeze> first damage
<Freeze> second damage
<Mogg> I realize it has double strike
<Mogg> but unless it has trample
<Freeze> yes
<Mogg> that doesn't change the situation
<Freeze> i knos
<Freeze> know
<Freeze> ¬¬
<System> Player Lost
His attacker has double-strike because of Rafiq. I block, then he makes an arrow at me. Indicating, apparently, that he thinks regular combat damage will still be dealt to me. After some arguing, he admits to knowing the rules, then quits.
Ok, i was playing this U/G stompy deck that sucked, and he was playing W/U little guys. He beat me handily first game, but then the second game i just snapped, and lost my sanity for the duration of the game. Im +=+ and hes the other guy. (WARNING: long mws log is long)
<-------- New Game Started -------->
elirian's Security Code: 10CD0737 [Type 2]
+=+'s Security Code: A838153B [Type 2]
It is now turn 1 (elirian)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
+=+ shuffles library
elirian shuffles library
+=+ shuffles library
elirian shuffles library
+=+ shuffles library
elirian shuffles library
elirian draws 7 cards
+=+ shuffles library
+=+ shuffles library
+=+ shuffles library
+=+ draws 7 cards
<+=+> hawt damn
<elirian> keep
<+=+> keepin dis hand
<+=+> fo sho
+=+ plays Island from Hand
<+=+> dropn da island
+=+ taps Island
<+=+> tappin
<+=+> BLUE MANAS
+=+ plays Ponder from Hand
<elirian> lol
<+=+> PONDA *****ES
+=+ is looking top 3 cards of its Library...
<+=+> OOOH
<+=+> I KNOWS WHAT I WANTS
+=+ rearranges cards in +=+'s Library
+=+ stops looking its Library...
+=+ draws a card
<+=+> END IT
elirian untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
<+=+> GO MO FO
elirian draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
elirian plays Arid Mesa from Hand
elirian taps Arid Mesa
elirian puts Arid Mesa to Graveyard from Play
elirian's life total is now 19 (-1)
elirian is looking its Library...
elirian puts Plains into play from Library
elirian shuffles library
elirian stops looking its Library...
elirian taps Plains
elirian plays Fieldmist Borderpost from Hand
elirian taps Fieldmist Borderpost
elirian puts Plains to Hand from Play
<elirian> End my turn
<+=+> 19 TO 20, HOW YOU GUNNA DO IT?
+=+ untaps his/her permanents
+=+ draws a card
+=+ plays Forest from Hand
+=+ taps Island
+=+ puts Ponder to Graveyard from Play
+=+ plays Ponder from Hand
<+=+> PONDA IT AGAAAAAAIN
+=+ is looking top 3 cards of its Library...
<+=+> ☺☺☺☺ ME
<+=+> I CANT DANG USE ANY O DIS
<+=+> SHUFFLE IT UP
+=+ stops looking its Library...
+=+ shuffles library
+=+ shuffles library
<+=+> DRAAAAAAW
+=+ draws a card
<+=+> YEEAASHAH
+=+ puts Ponder to Graveyard from Play
<+=+> JUST WHAT I NEEDED
<+=+> GO
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
elirian untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
elirian draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
elirian plays Arid Mesa from Hand
elirian taps Arid Mesa
elirian puts Arid Mesa to Graveyard from Play
elirian's life total is now 18 (-1)
elirian is looking its Library...
elirian puts Plains into play from Library
elirian shuffles library
elirian stops looking its Library...
elirian taps Fieldmist Borderpost
elirian taps Plains
elirian plays Kazandu Blademaster from Hand
<elirian> End my turn
<+=+> ☺☺☺☺
Kazandu Blademaster now has 1 (+1) counters.
+=+ untaps his/her permanents
+=+ draws a card
Kazandu Blademaster is now 2/2
+=+ plays Forest from Hand
+=+ taps Forest
+=+ taps Forest
+=+ plays Nissa Revane from Hand
<+=+> OH NO WAIT
<+=+> ☺☺☺☺
<+=+> wrong one
+=+ puts Nissa Revane to Hand from Play
+=+ plays Nissa's Chosen from Hand
<+=+> there
<+=+> OK
<+=+> HERE WE GO
<+=+> GO
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
elirian untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
elirian draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
<+=+> YOU CANT ATTACK
elirian plays Plains from Hand
elirian taps Plains
elirian taps Plains
elirian plays Kazandu Blademaster from Hand
<+=+> MY GUY WOULD KILL YOURS
Kazandu Blademaster now has 2 (+1) counters.
Kazandu Blademaster now has 1 (+1) counters.
<+=+> OH ☺☺☺☺
Kazandu Blademaster is now 3/3
Kazandu Blademaster is now 2/2
<+=+> IM SEEING DOUBLES
It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Attackers Step
<+=+> ☺☺☺☺ ME
<elirian> lol
<+=+> THIS IS CRAZY
<+=+> TAKE #
<+=+> 3
+=+'s life total is now 17 (-3)
<elirian> End my turn
<+=+> OK
+=+ untaps his/her permanents
+=+ draws a card
+=+ plays Seaside Citadel from Hand
+=+ taps Seaside Citadel
<+=+> CHOP OFF MY BALLS
+=+ taps Island
+=+ taps Forest
+=+ taps Forest
+=+ plays Nulltread Gargantuan from Hand
+=+ puts a Nissa's Chosen on top of Library from Play
<+=+> End my turn
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
elirian untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
elirian draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
elirian plays Island from Hand
<+=+> 5/6!
<+=+> WHUT?!
elirian taps Plains
elirian taps Plains
elirian taps Island
elirian plays Oblivion Ring from Hand
<+=+> WHAT NAOW
<+=+> ☺☺☺☺
<+=+> ☺☺☺☺
<+=+> ☺☺☺☺
<+=+> ☺☺☺☺
Oblivion Ring's note changed: nulltread
<+=+> HAZZ
<+=+> HAX
<+=+> HAX
<elirian> lol
<+=+> DAMN
It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Attackers Step
Nulltread Gargantuan's note changed: HAX
+=+'s life total is now 8 (-9)
+=+'s life total is now 11 (+3)
+=+'s life total is now 13 (+2)
<+=+> wait
<+=+> whats 3 + 2
<+=+> 5
<elirian> -1
+=+'s life total is now 12 (-1)
<elirian> End my turn
<+=+> there
+=+ untaps his/her permanents
+=+ draws a card
<elirian> lol
<+=+> ahh...
It is now the Combat Phase, Beginning Of Combat Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Attackers Step
It is now the Combat Phase, Beginning Of Combat Step
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Blockers Step
It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Attackers Step
It is now the Combat Phase, End Of Combat Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
It is now the Combat Phase, Beginning Of Combat Step
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
<+=+> Thinking
+=+ taps Island
+=+ taps Forest
+=+ taps Forest
+=+ taps Seaside Citadel
+=+ plays Garruk Wildspeaker from Hand
Garruk Wildspeaker now has 4 (+4) counters.
+=+ untaps Forest
+=+ untaps Forest
+=+ taps Forest
+=+ taps Forest
+=+ plays Nissa's Chosen from Hand
<+=+> End my turn
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
elirian untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
elirian draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
elirian plays Glacial Fortress from Hand
<+=+> WHAT NOW
<+=+> I HAVE A PWAKA
<elirian> not sure
<+=+> ANNA
<+=+> ANNA
<+=+> CHOSEN ELF
<+=+> ☺☺☺☺ me
elirian taps Plains
elirian taps Island
elirian plays Honor of the Pure from Hand
<+=+> i want to die
Kazandu Blademaster is now 4/4
<+=+> ☺☺☺☺ ME
Kazandu Blademaster is now 3/3
It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Attackers Step
<+=+> I KNEW IT
<+=+> HAX
<+=+> HAX
<+=+> DAMMIT
<+=+> ****
+=+ puts Nissa's Chosen to Graveyard from Play
Garruk Wildspeaker now has 1 (-3) counters.
It is now the Postcombat Main Phase
elirian taps Glacial Fortress
elirian taps Plains
elirian taps Fieldmist Borderpost
elirian plays Fieldmist Borderpost from Hand
elirian taps Fieldmist Borderpost
<elirian> End my turn
+=+ untaps his/her permanents
+=+ draws a card
+=+ plays Misty Rainforest from Hand
<+=+> oh ☺☺☺☺
<+=+> look at this
+=+ taps Misty Rainforest
+=+ puts Misty Rainforest to Graveyard from Play
+=+'s life total is now 11 (-1)
+=+ is looking its Library...
+=+ puts Island into play from Library
+=+ shuffles library
+=+ stops looking its Library...
+=+ taps Island
+=+ taps Forest
+=+ taps Seaside Citadel
+=+ taps Island
Garruk Wildspeaker now has 2 (+1) counters.
+=+ untaps Island
+=+ untaps Island
+=+ taps Island
+=+ taps Island
+=+ plays Sphinx of Jwar Isle from Hand
<+=+> YEEAAHA
+=+ looks at a card
<+=+> SAY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
elirian untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
elirian draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
elirian plays Plains from Hand
elirian taps Fieldmist Borderpost
elirian taps Plains
elirian plays Kor Skyfisher from Hand
elirian puts Kazandu Blademaster to Hand from Play
elirian taps Plains
elirian taps Plains
elirian plays Kazandu Blademaster from Hand
<+=+> like a boss
Kazandu Blademaster now has 3 (+1) counters.
Kazandu Blademaster now has 1 (+1) counters.
Kazandu Blademaster is now 5/5
Kazandu Blademaster is now 2/2
<+=+> ☺☺☺☺
Kor Skyfisher is now 3/4
Kazandu Blademaster is now 3/3
It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Attackers Step
+=+ puts Garruk Wildspeaker to Graveyard from Play
<elirian> End my turn
+=+ untaps his/her permanents
+=+ draws a card
+=+ taps Island
+=+ taps Forest
+=+ taps Seaside Citadel
+=+ taps Island
+=+ plays Rite of Replication from Hand
<+=+> wait
<+=+> waaaaaaaaaaait
<elirian> Ok
<+=+> i bet i get the counters
<+=+> also
<elirian> yeah
<+=+> ☺☺☺☺
<+=+> you have hop too...
<+=+> oh weeeeeeeeeeeeeeel
+=+ puts Rite of Replication to Graveyard from Play
<+=+> aight, hook me up
elirian duplicates Kazandu Blademaster
+=+ is now the controller of Kazandu Blademaster
Kazandu Blademaster is now 4/4
It is now the Combat Phase, Beginning Of Combat Step
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
+=+ looks at a card
<+=+> End my turn
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
elirian untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
elirian draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
elirian taps Plains
elirian taps Plains
elirian taps Island
elirian plays Ardent Plea from Hand
elirian puts Deft Duelist into play from Library
Deft Duelist is now 3/2
It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Attackers Step
<+=+> shroud is tek
<+=+> double block FTW
<elirian> ?
+=+ puts Sphinx of Jwar Isle to Graveyard from Play
<+=+> YEAH
<elirian> i dont think you should
<+=+> I THINK I SHOULD
<+=+> i think i can...
<+=+> i think i can...
<elirian> ok...
<+=+> i think i can!
<elirian> End my turn
<+=+> I THNIK I CAN!
+=+ untaps his/her permanents
+=+ draws a card
<+=+> whut
<+=+> wheres the dying
<+=+> wait
<+=+> i know
<elirian> kills sphinx with first strike
<+=+> i gottait
+=+ taps Island
+=+ taps Forest
+=+ taps Forest
+=+ taps Seaside Citadel
+=+ taps Island
<+=+> End my turn
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
<+=+> go
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
elirian untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
<elirian> why tapped?
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
elirian draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
<+=+> because im the bos
elirian taps Glacial Fortress
elirian taps Fieldmist Borderpost
elirian taps Plains
<+=+> s
elirian plays Oblivion Ring from Hand
<+=+> like a whore
Kazandu Blademaster's note changed: hax also
It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Attackers Step
elirian taps Kor Skyfisher
elirian taps Kor Skyfisher
elirian taps Deft Duelist
elirian taps Deft Duelist
<+=+> 6
<+=+> plus
<+=+> 3
<+=+> plus 5
<+=+> is
<+=+> ..
<+=+> .....
<+=+> .........
<+=+> ..............
<+=+> ........................
<+=+> ......................................
<+=+> 14
<+=+> damn
<+=+> SUCK MY ☺☺☺☺ING ****
(I was at 11)
<+=+> oh well
<elirian> lol
<+=+> good games
<elirian> gg
<+=+> ciao brutha
<elirian> thanks for the games
<elirian> and commentary!
<+=+> also
<+=+> save this
<+=+> CHERISH THESE MOMENTS
<elirian> haha
<elirian> maybe i will
<+=+> CHERISH THESE MOMENTS BECAUSE THEY WONT LAST YOU FAT PIECE OF ☺☺☺☺
<+=+> ILL KILL YOU
<elirian> lol
<+=+> I SWEAR I WILL
<elirian> thanks again
<+=+> np
<elirian> cya round man
<+=+> seeya
<System> Player Lost
<-------- New Game Started -------->
Shagstaman's Security Code: 9DA2BCAF [Extended]
Spongy Pengwin's Security Code: 69C12A5E [Extended]
It is now turn 1 (mmhmm)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
Shagstaman shuffles library
Spongy Pengwin rolled a 19, using a 20 sided die
Shagstaman rolled a 4, using a 20 sided die
Shagstaman shuffles library
Shagstaman draws 7 cards
<Spongy Pengwin> p
Spongy Pengwin shuffles library
Spongy Pengwin draws 7 cards
<Shagstaman> kp
<Spongy Pengwin> kp
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
<Shagstaman> nvm
Spongy Pengwin plays Marsh Flats from Hand
<Spongy Pengwin> End my turn
<Shagstaman> i dont feel like playing vs scrubby ass ppl
<System> Player Lost
WTF all I did was play a Marsh Flats and he decides he wants to waste everyone's time.
One of those "Opps, I meant to <do something>" players. And Spanish. I don't speak Spanish, so it's :facepalm:.
S/he did this serveral times, passing the turn, and then trying to take it back. Or randomly tapping mobs during non-combat phases to "attack". Funny that his or her join note was "2/3 SB PHASES".
It is now turn 11 (Carmona)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
Carmona untaps his/her permanents
Carmona draws a card
Garruk Wildspeaker now has 1 (-1) counters.
Carmona puts a 3/3 BEAST token into play <Carmona> what(I had played Oblivion Ring on their Terra Stomper, but they still had it in the "in play" area - they kept dragging it back and forth, so I arrowed Ring => Stomper) <Carmona> ? <[MTGS] Lady Jaid'N> It's removed from game.
<Carmona> removed
<Carmona> iuts
<[MTGS] Lady Jaid'N> Thank you.
<Carmona> oblion
<Carmona> thins
<Carmona> no?
<[MTGS] Lady Jaid'N> What?
<Carmona> removed
<[MTGS] Lady Jaid'N> Yes.
<Carmona> its terra stomper
<Carmona> no kalni
<Carmona> why
<Carmona> señaled
<[MTGS] Lady Jaid'N> Yes, it's removed.
<Carmona> kalmi
<[MTGS] Lady Jaid'N> I don't speak spanish, sorry.
<Carmona> abkas
<[MTGS] Lady Jaid'N> Continue.
<Carmona> español?¿
Carmona plays Forest from Hand <Carmona> End my turn
Carmona taps BEAST (See? Pass the turn and randomly tap)
It is now turn 12 ([MTGS] Lady Jaid'N)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
[MTGS] Lady Jaid'N untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
[MTGS] Lady Jaid'N draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase (They then put a '3' damage on my player picture here.) <[MTGS] Lady Jaid'N> You didnt attack.
It is now the Combat Phase, Beginning Of Combat Step (They then tried to move the phase into my Combat Phase to attack me :rolleyes:) <System> Player Lost
<[MTGS] Lady Jaid'N> No, you passed the turn, you can't take it back.
<[MTGS] Lady Jaid'N> -_-
And more fun.. this guy has Soul Warden in play. And decides to gain life turns later. I say something, he leaves. Too much to ask? I think not.
It is now turn 7 (Barrilyndon)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
Barrilyndon untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
Barrilyndon draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
Barrilyndon's life total is now 20 (+1) <Barrilyndon> Thinking
<[MTGS] Lady Jaid'N> ? (They arrow Soul Warden to Knight of the White Orchid)
<[MTGS] Lady Jaid'N> Please do triggers when they happen.
<System> Player Lost
Heres a fun encounter with a slow spanish (presumably) person running a bad control deck. I figured I would try to get through the whole match, but when I go to play Path to Exile things just went downhill.
<Vermilion> End my turn
sephione untaps his/her permanents
sephione draws a card
sephione taps Island
sephione taps Island
sephione taps Island
sephione taps Island
sephione plays Opposition from Hand
<sephione> ok?
<Vermilion> Ok
<sephione> End my turn
<Vermilion> EOT
Vermilion taps Plains
Vermilion plays Path to Exile from Hand
<sephione> during ur mainteniment (wtf is a mainteniment?)
sephione taps Horseshoe Crab
Vermilion taps Sacred Foundry
sephione taps Island
sephione untaps Horseshoe Crab
sephione taps Horseshoe Crab
Vermilion taps Sacred Foundry
sephione taps Island
sephione untaps Horseshoe Crab
sephione taps Horseshoe Crab
Vermilion taps Terrain Generator
sephione puts Horseshoe Crab to Graveyard from Play
<Vermilion> exiled
sephione puts Wasteland to RFG from Graveyard (I didn't realize I pathed a wasteland...)
<sephione> End my turn
<Vermilion> thats definitely horshoe crab
<Vermilion> feel free to get your land too
sephione is looking top 51 cards of its Biblioteca...
sephione rearranges cards in sephione's Library
sephione rearranges cards in sephione's Library
sephione rearranges cards in sephione's Library
sephione rearranges cards in sephione's Library
sephione rearranges cards in sephione's Library
sephione rearranges cards in sephione's Library
sephione rearranges cards in sephione's Library
sephione puts card to Hand from Library
sephione stops looking its Biblioteca...
<Vermilion> no
<sephione> End my turn
<Vermilion> it goes into play tappede
<Vermilion> tapped*
sephione plays Wasteland from Hand
sephione taps Wasteland
<Vermilion> basic land
<sephione> ok
<Vermilion> is it that ******* hard to read the ******* card
<sephione> lol sorry
sephione puts a Wasteland on top of Library from Play
sephione is looking top 10 cards of its Biblioteca...
sephione rearranges cards in sephione's Library
sephione rearranges cards in sephione's Library
sephione rearranges cards in sephione's Library
sephione rearranges cards in sephione's Library
sephione rearranges cards in sephione's Library
sephione rearranges cards in sephione's Library
sephione rearranges cards in sephione's Library
sephione rearranges cards in sephione's Library
sephione puts Island into play from Library
sephione taps Island
sephione stops looking its Biblioteca...
<Vermilion> there ya go
<Vermilion> now shuffle
sephione shuffles library
<Vermilion> you still never exiled horshoe crab either
<Vermilion> I never thought playing path to exile would take this long to completely resolve (more than 5 minutes...srsly)
<sephione> ok thanks
<Vermilion> still waiting for you to exile horshoe crab...
<sephione> its exiled
<Vermilion> you exiled wasteland
<Vermilion> for some reason unknown to me
<sephione> ok
sephione is looking top 15 cards of its Biblioteca...
sephione stops looking its Biblioteca...
sephione is looking top 50 cards of its Biblioteca... (s/he started looking through his/her library for some unknown reason. I just gave up, copied what log there was and left.)
someone acctually used a new way to annoy someone you dislike!
<Kloudfire> this is boiring
<Kloudfire> boring
<Peperono> heh
<Opponent is requesting a new game>
Kloudfire shuffles library
<Kloudfire> I am ready.
Kloudfire draws 0 cards
Kloudfire shuffles library
<Kloudfire> I am ready.
Kloudfire draws 0 cards
Kloudfire shuffles library
<Kloudfire> I am ready.
Kloudfire draws 0 cards
Kloudfire shuffles library
<Kloudfire> I am ready.
Kloudfire draws 0 cards
Kloudfire shuffles library
<Kloudfire> I am ready.
Kloudfire draws 0 cards
Kloudfire shuffles library
<Kloudfire> I am ready.
Kloudfire draws 0 cards
Kloudfire shuffles library
<Kloudfire> I am ready.
Kloudfire draws 0 cards
Kloudfire shuffles library
<Kloudfire> I am ready.
Kloudfire draws 0 cards
Kloudfire shuffles library
<Kloudfire> I am ready.
Kloudfire draws 0 cards
Kloudfire shuffles library
<Kloudfire> I am ready.
Kloudfire draws 0 cards
<System> Player Lost
Yeah... I was playing my clique deck (Surging can testify to how that could get boring).
Chakal {PT} plays Megrim from Hand
It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Attackers Step
Chakal {PT} taps Hypnotic Specter
Chakal {PT} taps Hypnotic Specter
Elspeth, Knight-Errant now has 1 (-2) counters.
It is now the Combat Phase, Combat Damage Step
<Mogg> I removed counters
<Chakal {PT}> discard one
<Mogg> no
<Mogg> you didn't damage me
<Chakal {PT}> and 2 more damage
<Chakal {PT}> yes I did
<Chakal {PT}> samething
<Mogg> not
<Chakal {PT}> LOL
<Mogg> you attacked my planeswalker
<Mogg> not me
<Chakal {PT}> you redirect damage after
<Mogg> planeswalker /= opponent
<Chakal {PT}> samething
<Mogg> that's for direct damage
<Chakal {PT}> check rules
<Mogg> you, too
<Mogg> or, I can quote you
<Chakal {PT}> LOLOLOLOLOL
<Mogg> will you wait?
Chakal {PT} puts a 1/1 NOOB token into play
Mogg is now the controller of NOOB
<System> Player Lost
Planeswalkers are still confusing, and I'm the noob because I know the rules. It would be nice if people took seriously their suggestion to check the rules. I could have quoted it to him, and he'd have learned something. Alas, superiority complexes prevail.
Spongy Pengwin shuffles library
Spongy Pengwin stops looking its Library...
<Spongy Pengwin> that, instead
<Sabbath, The Angel Of Death> no
<Sabbath, The Angel Of Death> i just take 3
<Spongy Pengwin> this would work
<Sabbath, The Angel Of Death> because valakut
<Spongy Pengwin> no no, you'd take 3 * 6 here
<Sabbath, The Angel Of Death> deals only 3
<Sabbath, The Angel Of Death> loool
<Spongy Pengwin> because all the mountains come in at the same time
<Sabbath, The Angel Of Death> it's not written
<Spongy Pengwin> you are right about the first case
<Sabbath, The Angel Of Death> take 6 for each mountain
<Spongy Pengwin> but in this case i would deal 18 dmg to you
<Sabbath, The Angel Of Death> it's written
<Spongy Pengwin> written? eh?
<Sabbath, The Angel Of Death> when a mountain enters the battlefield
<Sabbath, The Angel Of Death> if you control 5 other mountain
<Spongy Pengwin> yes
<Sabbath, The Angel Of Death> so here
<Sabbath, The Angel Of Death> when you control 5 other mountain
<Spongy Pengwin> and 6 mountains are entering the battlefield at the same time
<Sabbath, The Angel Of Death> you play only 1 other mountain
<Spongy Pengwin> they see 5 other mountains
<Sabbath, The Angel Of Death> and i take 3 for 1 valakut
<Spongy Pengwin> all the mountains come in at the same time
<Sabbath, The Angel Of Death> so here i take only 3 because 1 mountain and 1 valakut since you have 5 other mountains
<Spongy Pengwin> they ALL see 5 other mountains and valakut
<Spongy Pengwin> no
<Sabbath, The Angel Of Death> loooool
<Spongy Pengwin> because all the mountains came into play
<Sabbath, The Angel Of Death> you are a noob, go reading valakut rules
<Spongy Pengwin> LOL
<System> Player Lost
Rasputin Dreamweaver EDH
0:14:02 [TKGRV] <TKGRV> End my turn
0:14:05 [Welly] <Welly> EOT
0:14:07 [Welly] Welly taps Plains
0:14:08 [Welly] Welly plays Swords to Plowshares from Hand
0:14:14 [TKGRV] TKGRV puts True Believer to Graveyard from Play
0:14:17 [TKGRV] TKGRV puts True Believer to RFG from Graveyard
0:14:18 [TKGRV] TKGRV's life total is now 42 (+2)
0:14:18 [Welly] Welly puts Swords to Plowshares to Graveyard from Play
0:14:21 [Welly] It is now turn 35 (Welly)
0:14:21 [Welly] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
0:14:22 [Welly] Welly untaps his/her permanents
0:14:22 [Welly] It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
0:14:23 [Welly] It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
0:14:23 [Welly] Welly draws a card
0:14:23 [Welly] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
0:14:26 [Welly] Welly plays Plains from Hand
0:14:28 [Welly] Welly taps Island
0:14:28 [Welly] Welly taps Adarkar Wastes
0:14:28 [Welly] Welly taps Island
0:14:28 [Welly] Welly taps Plains
0:14:28 [Welly] Welly taps Hallowed Fountain
0:14:31 [Welly] Welly plays Reveillark from Hand
0:14:33 [Welly] <Welly> Ok?
0:14:36 [TKGRV] <TKGRV> Ok
0:14:38 [Welly] Welly taps Blasting Station
0:14:44 [Welly] Welly puts Reveillark to Graveyard from Play
0:14:44 [TKGRV] TKGRV's life total is now 41 (-1)
0:14:47 [Welly] Welly puts Body Double into play from Graveyard
0:14:52 [Welly] <Welly> infinite dmg
0:14:56 [Welly] Welly untaps Blasting Station
0:14:56 [TKGRV] <TKGRV> wow
0:14:58 [TKGRV] <TKGRV> that's retarded
0:15:02 [Welly] <Welly> beat u didnt it
0:15:06 [TKGRV] <TKGRV> sure did
0:15:16 [TKGRV] <TKGRV> but you don't even own those cards
0:15:16 [TKGRV] <TKGRV> lol
0:15:18 [<System>] <System> Player Lost
0:15:20 [Welly] <Welly> um ya i do
I just thought it was amusing he said you don't even own those cards. Its not like they are hard to get at all.
LOL this is funny because hix posted a log like this where he was playing against the valakut deck. It woulda been really funny if your opponent was hix.
0:00:00 [Surging Chaos] <New Game: waiting for opponent>
0:00:00 [Surging Chaos] Surging Chaos shuffles library
0:00:00 [Surging Chaos] <Surging Chaos> .
0:00:00 [Surging Chaos] Surging Chaos draws 0 cards
0:00:00 [Stevey] Stevey shuffles library
0:00:00 [Stevey] <Stevey> Have fun.
0:00:00 [Stevey] Stevey draws 0 cards
0:00:00 [Stevey] <-------- New Game Started -------->
0:00:00 [Stevey] Stevey's Security Code: 00A69C4D [Type 1.5]
0:00:00 [Stevey] Surging Chaos's Security Code: CA789CCB [???]
0:00:00 [Stevey] It is now turn 1 (Surging Chaos)
0:00:00 [Stevey] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
0:00:04 [Surging Chaos] Surging Chaos's life total is now 40 (+20)
0:00:05 [Stevey] <Stevey> wait, you're that guy that *****ed on the forums.
0:00:06 [Stevey] <Stevey> bye
0:00:09 [<System>] <System> Player Lost
A quick search on both the forums here and the EDH forums showed no Stevey. I'm still wondering what exactly I was *****ing about in the first place. :/ I would like to know who this Stevey person is though lol.
It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Attackers Step
Marxkip taps Goblin Ruinblaster
Marxkip taps Goblin Ruinblaster
onlainari's life total is now 15 (-1)
<Marxkip> 2
onlainari's life total is now 14 (-1)
It is now the Postcombat Main Phase
onlainari's life total is now 15 (+1)
<Marxkip> 2
<onlainari> soul warden
<System> Player Lost
0:03:10 [mlody] mlody taps Sol Ring
0:03:12 [mlody] mlody plays Demonic Tutor from Hand
0:03:16 [Welly] <Welly> Ok
0:03:19 [mlody] mlody is looking top 111 cards of its Library...
0:03:52 [mlody] <mlody> Thinking
0:03:58 [mlody] mlody plays a facedown card from Library
0:03:58 [mlody] mlody plays a facedown card from Library
0:04:04 [mlody] mlody puts a facedown card on top of Library from Play
0:04:05 [mlody] mlody stops looking its Library...
0:04:08 [mlody] mlody puts facedown card to Hand from Play
0:04:10 [mlody] mlody puts Demonic Tutor to Graveyard from Play
0:04:11 [mlody] mlody plays Bloodstained Mire from Hand
0:04:13 [mlody] mlody puts Bloodstained Mire to Graveyard from Play
0:04:14 [mlody] mlody's life total is now 37 (-1)
0:04:16 [Welly] <Welly> um
0:04:17 [mlody] mlody is looking top 111 cards of its Library...
0:04:20 [mlody] mlody puts Bayou into play from Library
0:04:21 [mlody] mlody stops looking its Library...
0:04:24 [Welly] <Welly> whyd u put a card to top of ur lib
0:04:29 [Welly] <Welly> with demonic tutor
0:04:37 [Welly] <Welly> and why didnt u shuffle after fetch
0:04:38 [mlody] <mlody> shugvffle?
0:04:58 [Welly] <Welly> why did u get two cards with tutor
0:04:59 [mlody] <mlody> did there was draw?
0:05:02 [mlody] <mlody> cu later
0:05:04 [mlody] <mlody> not
0:05:05 [mlody] <mlody> back
0:05:08 [Welly] <Welly> huh?
0:05:10 [mlody] <mlody> there wont be later
0:05:13 [<System>] <System> Player Lost
0:04:35 [Player] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
0:04:36 [Player] Player untaps his/her permanents
0:04:36 [Player] It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
0:04:36 [Player] It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
0:04:37 [Player] Player draws a card
0:04:37 [Player] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
0:04:39 [Player] Player plays Plains from Hand
0:04:48 [Player] <Player> Thinking
0:04:51 [Surging Chaos] Surging Chaos rearranges cards in Surging Chaos's Hand
0:05:15 [Player] Player taps Plains
0:05:15 [Player] Player taps Plains
0:05:16 [Player] Player taps Plains
0:05:19 [Player] Player plays Gempalm Avenger from Hand
0:05:23 [Player] Player puts Gempalm Avenger to Graveyard from Play
0:05:29 [Player] Akrasan Squire is now 2/2
0:05:34 [Player] Preeminent Captain is now 3/3
0:05:40 [Player] It is now the Combat Phase, Beginning Of Combat Step
0:05:41 [Player] Player taps Akrasan Squire
0:05:42 [Player] Player taps Preeminent Captain
0:05:47 [Player] Player plays Crovax, Ascendant Hero from Hand
0:05:50 [Player] Player taps Crovax, Ascendant Hero
0:05:54 [Player] Crovax, Ascendant Hero is now 5/5
0:05:55 [Surging Chaos] <Surging Chaos> crovax isn't a soldier
0:05:59 [<System>] <System> Player Lost
<Alarid> End my turn
<.skathe> EOT
.skathe taps Island
.skathe taps Island
.skathe taps Snow-Covered Island
.skathe taps Island
.skathe plays Cryptic Command from Hand
Alarid taps Hallowed Fountain
Alarid plays Path to Exile from Hand
Alarid destroys token Thopter
Alarid is looking its Library...
Alarid puts Island into play from Library
Alarid taps Island
Alarid shuffles library
Alarid stops looking its Library...
Alarid puts Path to Exile to Graveyard from Play
.skathe draws a card
<Alarid> fizzles
<Alarid> no legal targets
<.skathe> negative
<.skathe> it has 2 modes
<Alarid> But no legal targets
<.skathe> um
<Alarid> Which makes it fizzle
<.skathe> it had a legal target when cast
<Alarid> But it is when it resolves
<.skathe> it doesn't matter if it has a legal target when it resolves, only when cast
<.skathe> no
<Alarid> That it checks for legal targets
<.skathe> no
<.skathe> it checks for legal targets on cast
<Alarid> If it has no targets when it resolves
<.skathe> not resolution
<Alarid> It fizzles
<.skathe> that's blatantly not how it works
<Alarid> Why
<.skathe> just because the target no longer exists on resolution
<.skathe> does not mean the entire spell fizzles
<Alarid> Exactly
<Alarid> So it has no target
<.skathe> targets are checked on CAST
<.skathe> NOT resolution
<Alarid> No]
<.skathe> modal spells
<.skathe> have 2 parts
<Alarid> targets a chosenwhen cast
<.skathe> like 2 lines
<Alarid> It checks targets when it resolves
<Alarid> I know the rules
<Alarid> I read up
<.skathe> clearly not this one
<Alarid> Read up on it for me then
<Alarid> While I post this on MTGSalvation
<Alarid> Good site for RULES
- To my youngest sister when she was 6.
Evidently, this guy forgot how Baneslayer worked...
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
DiscLexic untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
DiscLexic draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
DiscLexic plays Swamp from Hand
DiscLexic taps Akoum Refuge
DiscLexic taps Mountain
DiscLexic taps Mountain
DiscLexic plays Ball Lightning from Hand
It is now the Combat Phase, Beginning Of Combat Step
It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Attackers Step
DiscLexic taps Ball Lightning
DiscLexic taps Ball Lightning
(I declare it as blocked with Baneslayer Angel.)
Hix360's life total is now 18 (+5)
DiscLexic puts Ball Lightning to Graveyard from Play
<System> Player Lost
<MwsTroll> Ok?
<Soundgarden> -.-
Counterspell is enchanting Isochron Scepter now
MwsTroll puts Counterspell into play from Hand
<Soundgarden> now what
<Soundgarden> yeah
<Soundgarden> right
<System> Player Lost
He was trolled. I like trolling people in MWS. To the degree that I changed my nick.
and acts without effort.
Teaching without verbosity,
producing without possessing,
creating without regard to result,
claiming nothing,
the Sage has nothing to lose.
0:00:00 [Jace] <Opponent is requesting a new game>
0:00:00 [lotushead666] lotushead666 shuffles library
0:00:00 [lotushead666] <lotushead666> I am ready.
0:00:00 [lotushead666] lotushead666 draws 0 cards
0:00:00 [Jace] Jace shuffles library
0:00:00 [Jace] <Jace> I am ready.
0:00:00 [Jace] Jace draws 0 cards
0:00:00 [lotushead666] <-------- New Game Started -------->
0:00:00 [lotushead666] lotushead666's Security Code: 6CABFA05 [Type 2]
0:00:00 [lotushead666] Jace's Security Code: DBBD78B4 [Type 2]
0:00:00 [lotushead666] It is now turn 1 (Jace)
0:00:00 [lotushead666] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
0:00:02 [lotushead666] lotushead666 shuffles library
0:00:03 [lotushead666] lotushead666 shuffles library
0:00:04 [lotushead666] lotushead666 shuffles library
0:00:05 [lotushead666] lotushead666 shuffles library
0:00:07 [lotushead666] <lotushead666> hey
0:00:07 [Jace] Jace shuffles library
0:00:09 [Jace] Jace shuffles library
0:00:09 [lotushead666] lotushead666 shuffles library
0:00:10 [Jace] Jace shuffles library
0:00:10 [lotushead666] lotushead666 shuffles library
0:00:11 [Jace] Jace shuffles library
0:00:11 [lotushead666] lotushead666 shuffles library
0:00:13 [lotushead666] lotushead666 shuffles library
0:00:13 [Jace] <Jace> hi
0:00:13 [Jace] Jace shuffles library
0:00:14 [Jace] Jace draws a card
0:00:14 [Jace] Jace draws a card
0:00:14 [Jace] Jace draws a card
0:00:14 [lotushead666] lotushead666 rolled a 4, using a 20 sided die
0:00:15 [Jace] Jace draws a card
0:00:15 [Jace] Jace draws a card
0:00:15 [Jace] Jace draws a card
0:00:15 [Jace] Jace draws a card
0:00:21 [Jace] Jace takes a mulligan
0:00:21 [lotushead666] lotushead666 shuffles library
0:00:22 [lotushead666] lotushead666 shuffles library
0:00:25 [lotushead666] <lotushead666> roll?
0:00:26 [Jace] <Jace> kp
0:00:31 [lotushead666] lotushead666 shuffles library
0:00:32 [lotushead666] lotushead666 shuffles library
0:00:33 [lotushead666] lotushead666 shuffles library
0:00:34 [lotushead666] lotushead666 draws a card
0:00:34 [lotushead666] lotushead666 draws a card
0:00:34 [lotushead666] lotushead666 draws a card
0:00:34 [lotushead666] lotushead666 draws a card
0:00:35 [lotushead666] lotushead666 draws a card
0:00:35 [lotushead666] lotushead666 draws a card
0:00:35 [lotushead666] lotushead666 draws a card
0:00:37 [Jace] <Jace> 13
0:00:48 [lotushead666] <lotushead666> you didnt roll
0:00:58 [Jace] <Jace> i roll 13
0:01:02 [lotushead666] <lotushead666> umm
0:01:03 [lotushead666] <lotushead666> nope
0:01:11 [Jace] <Jace> f*** you noob
0:01:13 [<System>] <System> Player Lost
0:01:14 [lotushead666] <lotushead666> HAHA
He tried to tell me he rolled a 13, when he obviously didnt roll at all, so i ask him to roll and he calls me a noob and quits. Priceless.
<squee> End my turn
It is now turn 12 (Glux)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
Glux untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
Glux draws a card
Glux draws a card
Glux draws a card
Glux draws a card
squee taps Mountain
squee taps Mountain
squee plays Runeflare Trap from Hand
squee plays Runeflare Trap from Hand
<Glux> that's such an awful deck, lol
<Glux> 0% chance against jund
<squee> meh
<squee> nope.
<Glux> you have no ways to win
<squee> swerve and roil
<Glux> lol
<squee> buys me time
<squee> and double negs
<Glux> dude
<Glux> it's basically unwinnable
<Glux> if they have a single pulse on mine/font
<Glux> it's over
<squee> not if i bounce it
<squee> or i could counter the pulse
<Glux> so you're holding back a bunch of mana
<Glux> every turn?
<Glux> dude
<Glux> the deck is really bad
<Glux> it's pretty obv.
<squee> you,re just butthurt
<Glux> hahahaha
Glux plays Glacial Fortress from Hand
Glux plays Scalding Tarn from Hand
Glux plays Arid Mesa from Hand
Glux plays Arid Mesa from Hand
Glux plays Plains from Hand
Glux plays Conqueror's Pledge from Hand
Glux plays Conqueror's Pledge from Hand
Glux plays Time Warp from Hand
Glux plays Time Warp from Hand
<Glux> because
<Glux> i drew
<Glux> 10 land
<Glux> and all 5+ mana spells?
<Glux> yeah, i'mm terribly butthurt
<squee> boo-☺☺☺☺ing-hoo
<Glux> lol
<Glux> your deck sucks
<Glux> you even played it wrong
<squee> so does your mom
<Glux> changing your mana
<Glux> it's pretty embarrassing
<Glux> misplaying in a deck
<Glux> that cut and try
<squee> lol.
<Glux> dry*
<Glux> you're a ☺☺☺☺ing loser, go kill yourself
<System> Player Lost
<squee> hahahaha
It went like this:
Attack with Goblin Guide (Around the 5th to 7th time)
Opponent (-2)
Me: Are you :):):):)ing serious? Is there some other 2/2 for (R) with haste that you keep confusing this with?
Me: DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU EVERY TURN?
- To my youngest sister when she was 6.
0:03:23 [Welly] <Welly> lol
0:03:30 [Welly] <Welly> shroud
0:03:30 [Fer] Fer puts Intimidation Bolt to Graveyard from Play
0:03:35 [Fer] <Fer> jajaja
0:03:38 [Fer] Fer puts Intimidation Bolt into play from Graveyard
0:03:40 [Fer] It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Blockers Step
0:03:40 [Fer] It is now the Combat Phase, Beginning Of Combat Step
0:03:42 [Fer] Fer untaps Woolly Thoctar
0:03:44 [Fer] Fer puts Intimidation Bolt to Hand from Play
0:03:44 [Fer] Fer untaps Kazandu Refuge
0:03:45 [Fer] Fer untaps Mountain
0:03:46 [Fer] Fer untaps Jungle Shrine
0:03:49 [Fer] Fer taps Kazandu Refuge
0:03:50 [Fer] Fer taps Jungle Shrine
0:03:54 [Fer] Fer taps Mountain
0:03:56 [Fer] Fer plays Harrow from Hand
0:03:58 [Fer] Fer sacrifices Mountain
0:03:59 [Welly] Welly taps Island
0:03:59 [Welly] Welly taps Mountain
0:04:00 [Welly] Welly plays Flashfreeze from Hand
0:04:07 [Fer] Fer puts Harrow to Graveyard from Play
0:04:07 [Welly] Welly puts Flashfreeze to Graveyard from Play
0:04:10 [Fer] Fer puts Mountain into play from Graveyard
0:04:10 [Fer] Fer taps Mountain
0:04:12 [Fer] <Fer> End my turn
0:04:13 [Welly] <Welly> nope
0:04:15 [Welly] <Welly> u still sac
0:04:20 [<System>] <System> Player Lost
I can never tell if these people are just trying to cheat, and I call them on it, or if they truly don't know the rules and just leave because they think I'm dumb? I don't know. MWS is like the bottom of the bottom of magic players.
<Hix360> Ok
Hix360 puts Kitchen Finks to Graveyard from Play
Hix360 puts Eternal Witness to Graveyard from Play
Hix360 puts Reveillark to Graveyard from Play
OLe OLe's life total is now 21 (+2)
OLe OLe puts Kitchen Finks to Graveyard from Play
Hix360 puts Eternal Witness into play from Graveyard
OLe OLe puts Damnation to Graveyard from Play
Hix360 puts Reveillark into play from Graveyard
Hix360 puts Reveillark to Hand from Play
<OLe OLe> no
<OLe OLe> noob
<Hix360> yes
<System> Player Lost
And here's the mandatory log since apparently playing Crovax, Ascendant Hero means I'm violating the first rule of EDH:
0:16:47 [Surging Chaos] Surging Chaos taps Savannah
0:16:48 [Surging Chaos] Surging Chaos taps Mistveil Plains
0:16:49 [Surging Chaos] Surging Chaos taps Brushland
0:16:50 [Surging Chaos] Surging Chaos taps Sunpetal Grove
0:16:50 [Surging Chaos] Surging Chaos taps Snow-Covered Forest
0:16:51 [Surging Chaos] Surging Chaos taps Temple Garden
0:16:53 [Player] Damage now has 1 (+1) counters.
0:16:53 [Surging Chaos] Surging Chaos plays Reveillark from Hand
0:16:55 [Player] Lyzolda, the Blood Witch now has 0 (-1) counters.
0:16:55 [Surging Chaos] <Surging Chaos> evoking
0:16:58 [Player] <Player> Ok
0:16:59 [Surging Chaos] Surging Chaos puts Reveillark to Graveyard from Play
0:17:03 [Surging Chaos] Surging Chaos puts Acidic Slime into play from Graveyard
0:17:06 [Surging Chaos] Surging Chaos puts Knight of the Reliquary into play from Graveyard
0:17:08 [Player] Player puts Kuon, Ogre Ascendant to Graveyard from Play
0:17:13 [Surging Chaos] It is now the End Phase, End Of Turn Step
0:17:13 [Surging Chaos] <Surging Chaos> Your turn
0:17:15 [Player] It is now turn 15 (Player)
0:17:15 [Player] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
0:17:16 [Player] Player untaps his/her permanents
0:17:17 [Player] It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
0:17:18 [Player] It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
0:17:18 [Surging Chaos] Knight of the Reliquary is now 3/3
0:17:18 [Player] Player draws a card
0:17:18 [Player] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
0:17:22 [Player] <Player> Thinking
0:18:00 [Player] Player taps Phyrexian Tower
0:18:00 [Player] Player taps Swamp
0:18:03 [Player] Player taps Badlands
0:18:03 [Player] Player taps Mountain
0:18:03 [Player] Player taps Volrath's Stronghold
0:18:06 [Player] Player plays Endrek Sahr, Master Breeder from Hand
0:18:09 [Surging Chaos] <Surging Chaos> Ok
0:18:13 [Player] Player taps Swamp
0:18:14 [Player] Player plays Kederekt Parasite from Hand
0:18:15 [Player] It is now the End Phase, End Of Turn Step
0:18:16 [Player] <Player> End my turn
0:18:19 [Surging Chaos] <Surging Chaos> End step
0:18:21 [Surging Chaos] Surging Chaos taps Gaea's Cradle
0:18:26 [Surging Chaos] <Surging Chaos> Thinking
0:18:28 [Player] Player puts a 1/1 Thrall token into play
0:18:31 [Surging Chaos] Surging Chaos discards Karmic Guide
0:18:32 [Surging Chaos] Surging Chaos is looking its Library...
0:18:52 [Surging Chaos] Surging Chaos puts Duplicant into play from Library
0:18:55 [Surging Chaos] Surging Chaos puts Duplicant to Graveyard from Play
0:18:58 [Surging Chaos] Surging Chaos puts Stonecloaker into play from Library
0:19:00 [Surging Chaos] Surging Chaos puts Stonecloaker to Hand from Play
0:19:01 [Surging Chaos] Surging Chaos shuffles library
0:19:01 [Surging Chaos] Surging Chaos stops looking its Library...
0:19:02 [Surging Chaos] Surging Chaos shuffles library
0:19:04 [Surging Chaos] It is now turn 16 (Surging Chaos)
0:19:04 [Surging Chaos] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
0:19:05 [Surging Chaos] Surging Chaos untaps his/her permanents
0:19:06 [Surging Chaos] It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
0:19:07 [Surging Chaos] It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
0:19:09 [Surging Chaos] Surging Chaos is looking top 3 cards of its Library...
0:19:11 [Surging Chaos] Surging Chaos rearranges cards in Surging Chaos's Library
0:19:11 [Surging Chaos] Surging Chaos rearranges cards in Surging Chaos's Library
0:19:13 [Surging Chaos] Surging Chaos stops looking its Library...
0:19:13 [Surging Chaos] Surging Chaos draws a card
0:19:14 [Surging Chaos] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
0:19:15 [Surging Chaos] Surging Chaos plays Snow-Covered Forest from Hand
0:19:19 [Surging Chaos] Surging Chaos taps Snow-Covered Forest
0:19:21 [Surging Chaos] Surging Chaos taps Brushland
0:19:22 [Surging Chaos] Surging Chaos taps Snow-Covered Forest
0:19:23 [Surging Chaos] Surging Chaos taps Sunpetal Grove
0:19:25 [Surging Chaos] Surging Chaos taps Temple Garden
0:19:27 [Surging Chaos] Surging Chaos taps Mistveil Plains
0:19:29 [Surging Chaos] Surging Chaos plays Crovax, Ascendant Hero from Hand
0:19:33 [Surging Chaos] Knight of the Reliquary is now 4/4
0:19:35 [Surging Chaos] Acidic Slime is now 1/1
0:19:39 [Player] <Player> You have a douche deck
0:19:40 [Player] <Player> congrats
0:19:42 [<System>] <System> Player Lost
It sure is annoying when people don't read the errata, or the rules, formats, or anything about magic other than how to play it.
0:03:16 [Alarid] <Alarid> End my turn
0:03:21 [optimus] optimus draws a card
0:03:28 [optimus] optimus plays Underground River from Hand
0:03:30 [optimus] optimus taps Swamp
0:03:30 [optimus] optimus taps Underground River
0:03:31 [optimus] optimus plays Nightscape Familiar from Hand
0:03:34 [optimus] <optimus> Ok?
0:03:46 [Alarid] <Alarid> When I ask for a Format, I mean the format I ask for
0:04:02 [Alarid] <Alarid> So, don't rudely join my game
0:04:11 [optimus] <optimus> extended?
0:04:11 [Alarid] <Alarid> When you aren't even playing the format I asked for
0:04:18 [Alarid] <Alarid> Those are in no way extended
0:04:30 [optimus] <optimus> how not
0:04:42 [Alarid] <Alarid> Because they rotated out YEARS AGO
0:04:51 [Alarid] <Alarid> Please check the Wizards site
0:04:51 [optimus] <optimus> familiar?
0:04:55 [Alarid] <Alarid> For the extended format
0:05:12 [Alarid] <Alarid> It is Mirrodin
0:05:12 [optimus] <optimus> familiar?
0:05:13 [Alarid] <Alarid> To now
0:05:18 [Alarid] <Alarid> That is from Planeshift
0:05:35 [Alarid] <Alarid> Which rotated out
0:05:36 [optimus] <optimus> and you what format play?
0:05:38 [optimus] <optimus> t1?
0:05:50 [Alarid] <Alarid> You are playing T1
0:05:55 [optimus] <optimus> and you?
0:05:56 [Alarid] <Alarid> I am playing Extended
0:06:15 [Alarid] <Alarid> http://www.wizards.com/Magic/TCG/Resources.aspx?x=judge/resources/banned
0:06:17 [optimus] <optimus> ook
0:06:23 [Alarid] <Alarid> there are all the legal formats
0:06:26 [Alarid] <Alarid> And all the legal sets
0:06:41 [Alarid] <Alarid> So please read it
0:06:46 [Alarid] <Alarid> And good day to you my sir.
0:06:46 [optimus] <optimus> play or not?
0:06:48 [<System>] <System> Session Lost
0:06:48 [<System>] <System> Disconnected
- To my youngest sister when she was 6.
<poporopop> Ok?
<Hix360> Ok
poporopop puts a Time Warp on top of Library from Play
It is now the End Phase, End Of Turn Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
poporopop untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
poporopop draws a card
poporopop draws a card
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
poporopop draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
poporopop plays Forest from Hand
<poporopop> Thinking
poporopop taps Island
poporopop taps Mountain
poporopop taps Mountain
poporopop untaps Mountain
poporopop taps Plains
poporopop taps Forest
poporopop taps Island
poporopop plays Time Warp from Hand
<Hix360> Ok
poporopop puts Time Warp to Graveyard from Play
It is now the End Phase, End Of Turn Step
<poporopop> Thinking
poporopop puts Mind Spring to Graveyard from Hand
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
poporopop untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
poporopop draws a card
poporopop draws a card
poporopop draws a card
poporopop plays Forest from Hand
poporopop plays Time Warp from Hand
poporopop taps Island
poporopop taps Island
poporopop taps Forest
poporopop taps Plains
poporopop taps Forest
<Hix360> wow
poporopop puts Time Warp to Graveyard from Play
poporopop taps Forest
<Hix360> 3 warps in the top 28 cards
poporopop taps Mountain
poporopop plays Rampant Growth from Hand
<poporopop> well
<poporopop> n pyro
<poporopop> no pyro
poporopop puts Rampant Growth to Graveyard from Play
poporopop is looking its Library...
poporopop puts Plains into play from Library
poporopop taps Plains
poporopop shuffles library
poporopop stops looking its Library...
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
poporopop untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
poporopop draws a card
poporopop draws a card
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
poporopop draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
poporopop plays Island from Hand
poporopop taps Island
poporopop untaps Island
<Hix360> ummm
<poporopop> Thinking
poporopop taps Plains
<Hix360> nvm
poporopop taps Forest
poporopop taps Mountain
poporopop plays Naya Charm from Hand
poporopop puts Time Warp into play from Graveyard
<Hix360> Ok
<Hix360> Ok
poporopop puts Naya Charm to Graveyard from Play
poporopop taps Forest
poporopop taps Island
poporopop taps Forest
poporopop taps Plains
poporopop taps Mountain
poporopop puts Time Warp to Graveyard from Play
It is now the End Phase, End Of Turn Step
poporopop puts Forest to Graveyard from Hand
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
poporopop untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
poporopop draws a card
poporopop draws a card
poporopop draws a card
poporopop plays Island from Hand
<poporopop> Thinking
<poporopop> Thinking
<Hix360> wait wait wait
<poporopop> ?
<Hix360> you've played time warp 4 times
<Hix360> yet there's only 2 in your graveyard
poporopop puts Naya Charm into play from Graveyard
poporopop puts Time Warp into play from Graveyard
<poporopop> Ok?
<Hix360> that accounts for 1
<Hix360> where's the other
<poporopop> ?
<poporopop> i played it 3 times
<Hix360> you've played time warp 4 times
<Hix360> cause I commented on the fact that you've drawn 3 warps
<poporopop> ?
<poporopop> i don't get it
<Player Lost>
Hix360's Security Code: D8A24336 [Type 2]
cian's Security Code: BC88C8BC [???]
It is now turn 1 (Hix360)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
<Hix360> Hi
<cian> hi
cian rolled a 13, using a 20 sided die
Hix360 shuffles library
Hix360 rolled a 1, using a 20 sided die
<cian> p
cian shuffles library
Hix360 draws 7 cards
cian draws 7 cards
<cian> kp
<Hix360> Keep
cian plays Plains from Hand
<cian> End my turn
Hix360 untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
Hix360 draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
Hix360 plays Plains from Hand
It is now the End Phase, End Of Turn Step
<Hix360> Your Turn
It is now turn 2 (cian)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
cian draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
cian plays Island from Hand
<cian> End my turn
It is now turn 3 (Hix360)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
Hix360 untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
Hix360 draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
Hix360 puts Emeria, the Sky Ruin into play tapped from Hand
It is now the End Phase, End Of Turn Step
<Hix360> Your Turn
It is now turn 4 (cian)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
cian untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
cian draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
cian plays Plains from Hand
<cian> End my turn
It is now turn 5 (Hix360)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
Hix360 untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
Hix360 draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
Hix360 plays Knight of the White Orchid from Hand
Hix360 taps Plains
Hix360 taps Emeria, the Sky Ruin
<Hix360> Ok?
<cian> Wait!
<cian> Thinking
<cian> Ok
Hix360 is looking its Library...
Hix360 puts Plains into play from Library
Hix360 shuffles library
Hix360 stops looking its Library...
Hix360 plays Plains from Hand
It is now the End Phase, End Of Turn Step
cian plays Archive Trap from Hand
cian plays Archive Trap from Hand
cian plays Archive Trap from Hand
cian plays Archive Trap from Hand
<Hix360> show me your deck
<System> Player Lost
Remember, when the security code is [???], always be skeptical.
EDIT: I REALLY hate when people just assume you're done after casting one spell.
Hix360's Security Code: D8A24336 [Type 2]
Player's Security Code: 6917B92E [Type 2]
It is now turn 1 (Hix360)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
<Hix360> Hi
Player shuffles library
Hix360 shuffles library
Player shuffles library
Hix360 rolled a 13, using a 20 sided die
Player rolled a 3, using a 20 sided die
Player shuffles library
Player draws a card
Player draws a card
Player draws a card
Player draws a card
Player draws a card
Player draws a card
Player draws a card
<Hix360> I Play
Player takes a mulligan
Hix360 draws 7 cards
<Hix360> Keep
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
Hix360 puts Emeria, the Sky Ruin into play tapped from Hand
It is now the End Phase, End Of Turn Step
<Hix360> Your Turn
It is now turn 2 (Player)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
Player untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
Player draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
Player rearranges cards in Player's Hand
Player plays Rootbound Crag from Hand
Player taps Rootbound Crag
It is now the End Phase, Cleanup Step
<Player> End my turn
It is now turn 3 (Hix360)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
Hix360 untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
Hix360 draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
Hix360 plays Plains from Hand
It is now the End Phase, End Of Turn Step
<Hix360> Your Turn
It is now turn 4 (Player)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
Player untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
Player draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
Player plays Forest from Hand
It is now the End Phase, Cleanup Step
<Player> End my turn
It is now turn 5 (Hix360)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
Hix360 untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
Hix360 draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
It is now the End Phase, End Of Turn Step
<Hix360> Your Turn
It is now turn 6 (Player)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
Player untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
Player draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
Player plays Sunpetal Grove from Hand
Player taps Sunpetal Grove
Player taps Rootbound Crag
Player taps Forest
Player plays Woolly Thoctar from Hand
It is now the End Phase, Cleanup Step
<Player> End my turn
It is now turn 7 (Hix360)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
Hix360 untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
Hix360 draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
Hix360 plays Plains from Hand
Hix360 plays Journey to Nowhere from Hand
Hix360 taps Emeria, the Sky Ruin
Hix360 taps Plains
Player puts Woolly Thoctar to RFG from Play
It is now turn 8 (Player)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
Player untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
Journey to Nowhere's note changed: Thoctar
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
Player draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
Player taps Forest
Player plays Wild Nacatl from Hand
It is now the End Phase, Cleanup Step
<Player> End my turn
<Hix360> That's ok, just change the turn without me signaling that I'm done
<Player> learn to play faster
<Hix360> Cause I couldnt possibly have a 1 mana cost card
<System> Player Lost
Freeze taps Giltspire Avenger
Freeze taps Giltspire Avenger
Mogg sacrifices Soldier
<Freeze> second damage
<Mogg> it doesn't have trample
<Mogg> it's still blocked
<Freeze> doble strick
<Freeze> first damage
<Freeze> second damage
<Mogg> I realize it has double strike
<Mogg> but unless it has trample
<Freeze> yes
<Mogg> that doesn't change the situation
<Freeze> i knos
<Freeze> know
<Freeze> ¬¬
<System> Player Lost
His attacker has double-strike because of Rafiq. I block, then he makes an arrow at me. Indicating, apparently, that he thinks regular combat damage will still be dealt to me. After some arguing, he admits to knowing the rules, then quits.
BWTeysa, Orzhov Scion
GWRhys the Redeemed
GUKruphix, God of Horizons
GRXenagos, God of Revels
GThrun, the Last Troll
GStompy
elirian's Security Code: 10CD0737 [Type 2]
+=+'s Security Code: A838153B [Type 2]
It is now turn 1 (elirian)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
+=+ shuffles library
elirian shuffles library
+=+ shuffles library
elirian shuffles library
+=+ shuffles library
elirian shuffles library
elirian draws 7 cards
+=+ shuffles library
+=+ shuffles library
+=+ shuffles library
+=+ draws 7 cards
<+=+> hawt damn
<elirian> keep
<+=+> keepin dis hand
<+=+> fo sho
+=+ plays Island from Hand
<+=+> dropn da island
+=+ taps Island
<+=+> tappin
<+=+> BLUE MANAS
+=+ plays Ponder from Hand
<elirian> lol
<+=+> PONDA *****ES
+=+ is looking top 3 cards of its Library...
<+=+> OOOH
<+=+> I KNOWS WHAT I WANTS
+=+ rearranges cards in +=+'s Library
+=+ stops looking its Library...
+=+ draws a card
<+=+> END IT
elirian untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
<+=+> GO MO FO
elirian draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
elirian plays Arid Mesa from Hand
elirian taps Arid Mesa
elirian puts Arid Mesa to Graveyard from Play
elirian's life total is now 19 (-1)
elirian is looking its Library...
elirian puts Plains into play from Library
elirian shuffles library
elirian stops looking its Library...
elirian taps Plains
elirian plays Fieldmist Borderpost from Hand
elirian taps Fieldmist Borderpost
elirian puts Plains to Hand from Play
<elirian> End my turn
<+=+> 19 TO 20, HOW YOU GUNNA DO IT?
+=+ untaps his/her permanents
+=+ draws a card
+=+ plays Forest from Hand
+=+ taps Island
+=+ puts Ponder to Graveyard from Play
+=+ plays Ponder from Hand
<+=+> PONDA IT AGAAAAAAIN
+=+ is looking top 3 cards of its Library...
<+=+> ☺☺☺☺ ME
<+=+> I CANT DANG USE ANY O DIS
<+=+> SHUFFLE IT UP
+=+ stops looking its Library...
+=+ shuffles library
+=+ shuffles library
<+=+> DRAAAAAAW
+=+ draws a card
<+=+> YEEAASHAH
+=+ puts Ponder to Graveyard from Play
<+=+> JUST WHAT I NEEDED
<+=+> GO
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
elirian untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
elirian draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
elirian plays Arid Mesa from Hand
elirian taps Arid Mesa
elirian puts Arid Mesa to Graveyard from Play
elirian's life total is now 18 (-1)
elirian is looking its Library...
elirian puts Plains into play from Library
elirian shuffles library
elirian stops looking its Library...
elirian taps Fieldmist Borderpost
elirian taps Plains
elirian plays Kazandu Blademaster from Hand
<elirian> End my turn
<+=+> ☺☺☺☺
Kazandu Blademaster now has 1 (+1) counters.
+=+ untaps his/her permanents
+=+ draws a card
Kazandu Blademaster is now 2/2
+=+ plays Forest from Hand
+=+ taps Forest
+=+ taps Forest
+=+ plays Nissa Revane from Hand
<+=+> OH NO WAIT
<+=+> ☺☺☺☺
<+=+> wrong one
+=+ puts Nissa Revane to Hand from Play
+=+ plays Nissa's Chosen from Hand
<+=+> there
<+=+> OK
<+=+> HERE WE GO
<+=+> GO
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
elirian untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
elirian draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
<+=+> YOU CANT ATTACK
elirian plays Plains from Hand
elirian taps Plains
elirian taps Plains
elirian plays Kazandu Blademaster from Hand
<+=+> MY GUY WOULD KILL YOURS
Kazandu Blademaster now has 2 (+1) counters.
Kazandu Blademaster now has 1 (+1) counters.
<+=+> OH ☺☺☺☺
Kazandu Blademaster is now 3/3
Kazandu Blademaster is now 2/2
<+=+> IM SEEING DOUBLES
It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Attackers Step
<+=+> ☺☺☺☺ ME
<elirian> lol
<+=+> THIS IS CRAZY
<+=+> TAKE #
<+=+> 3
+=+'s life total is now 17 (-3)
<elirian> End my turn
<+=+> OK
+=+ untaps his/her permanents
+=+ draws a card
+=+ plays Seaside Citadel from Hand
+=+ taps Seaside Citadel
<+=+> CHOP OFF MY BALLS
+=+ taps Island
+=+ taps Forest
+=+ taps Forest
+=+ plays Nulltread Gargantuan from Hand
+=+ puts a Nissa's Chosen on top of Library from Play
<+=+> End my turn
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
elirian untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
elirian draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
elirian plays Island from Hand
<+=+> 5/6!
<+=+> WHUT?!
elirian taps Plains
elirian taps Plains
elirian taps Island
elirian plays Oblivion Ring from Hand
<+=+> WHAT NAOW
<+=+> ☺☺☺☺
<+=+> ☺☺☺☺
<+=+> ☺☺☺☺
<+=+> ☺☺☺☺
Oblivion Ring's note changed: nulltread
<+=+> HAZZ
<+=+> HAX
<+=+> HAX
<elirian> lol
<+=+> DAMN
It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Attackers Step
Nulltread Gargantuan's note changed: HAX
+=+'s life total is now 8 (-9)
+=+'s life total is now 11 (+3)
+=+'s life total is now 13 (+2)
<+=+> wait
<+=+> whats 3 + 2
<+=+> 5
<elirian> -1
+=+'s life total is now 12 (-1)
<elirian> End my turn
<+=+> there
+=+ untaps his/her permanents
+=+ draws a card
<elirian> lol
<+=+> ahh...
It is now the Combat Phase, Beginning Of Combat Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Attackers Step
It is now the Combat Phase, Beginning Of Combat Step
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Blockers Step
It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Attackers Step
It is now the Combat Phase, End Of Combat Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
It is now the Combat Phase, Beginning Of Combat Step
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
<+=+> Thinking
+=+ taps Island
+=+ taps Forest
+=+ taps Forest
+=+ taps Seaside Citadel
+=+ plays Garruk Wildspeaker from Hand
Garruk Wildspeaker now has 4 (+4) counters.
+=+ untaps Forest
+=+ untaps Forest
+=+ taps Forest
+=+ taps Forest
+=+ plays Nissa's Chosen from Hand
<+=+> End my turn
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
elirian untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
elirian draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
elirian plays Glacial Fortress from Hand
<+=+> WHAT NOW
<+=+> I HAVE A PWAKA
<elirian> not sure
<+=+> ANNA
<+=+> ANNA
<+=+> CHOSEN ELF
<+=+> ☺☺☺☺ me
elirian taps Plains
elirian taps Island
elirian plays Honor of the Pure from Hand
<+=+> i want to die
Kazandu Blademaster is now 4/4
<+=+> ☺☺☺☺ ME
Kazandu Blademaster is now 3/3
It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Attackers Step
<+=+> I KNEW IT
<+=+> HAX
<+=+> HAX
<+=+> DAMMIT
<+=+> ****
+=+ puts Nissa's Chosen to Graveyard from Play
Garruk Wildspeaker now has 1 (-3) counters.
It is now the Postcombat Main Phase
elirian taps Glacial Fortress
elirian taps Plains
elirian taps Fieldmist Borderpost
elirian plays Fieldmist Borderpost from Hand
elirian taps Fieldmist Borderpost
<elirian> End my turn
+=+ untaps his/her permanents
+=+ draws a card
+=+ plays Misty Rainforest from Hand
<+=+> oh ☺☺☺☺
<+=+> look at this
+=+ taps Misty Rainforest
+=+ puts Misty Rainforest to Graveyard from Play
+=+'s life total is now 11 (-1)
+=+ is looking its Library...
+=+ puts Island into play from Library
+=+ shuffles library
+=+ stops looking its Library...
+=+ taps Island
+=+ taps Forest
+=+ taps Seaside Citadel
+=+ taps Island
Garruk Wildspeaker now has 2 (+1) counters.
+=+ untaps Island
+=+ untaps Island
+=+ taps Island
+=+ taps Island
+=+ plays Sphinx of Jwar Isle from Hand
<+=+> YEEAAHA
+=+ looks at a card
<+=+> SAY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
elirian untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
elirian draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
elirian plays Plains from Hand
elirian taps Fieldmist Borderpost
elirian taps Plains
elirian plays Kor Skyfisher from Hand
elirian puts Kazandu Blademaster to Hand from Play
elirian taps Plains
elirian taps Plains
elirian plays Kazandu Blademaster from Hand
<+=+> like a boss
Kazandu Blademaster now has 3 (+1) counters.
Kazandu Blademaster now has 1 (+1) counters.
Kazandu Blademaster is now 5/5
Kazandu Blademaster is now 2/2
<+=+> ☺☺☺☺
Kor Skyfisher is now 3/4
Kazandu Blademaster is now 3/3
It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Attackers Step
+=+ puts Garruk Wildspeaker to Graveyard from Play
<elirian> End my turn
+=+ untaps his/her permanents
+=+ draws a card
+=+ taps Island
+=+ taps Forest
+=+ taps Seaside Citadel
+=+ taps Island
+=+ plays Rite of Replication from Hand
<+=+> wait
<+=+> waaaaaaaaaaait
<elirian> Ok
<+=+> i bet i get the counters
<+=+> also
<elirian> yeah
<+=+> ☺☺☺☺
<+=+> you have hop too...
<+=+> oh weeeeeeeeeeeeeeel
+=+ puts Rite of Replication to Graveyard from Play
<+=+> aight, hook me up
elirian duplicates Kazandu Blademaster
+=+ is now the controller of Kazandu Blademaster
Kazandu Blademaster is now 4/4
It is now the Combat Phase, Beginning Of Combat Step
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
+=+ looks at a card
<+=+> End my turn
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
elirian untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
elirian draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
elirian taps Plains
elirian taps Plains
elirian taps Island
elirian plays Ardent Plea from Hand
elirian puts Deft Duelist into play from Library
Deft Duelist is now 3/2
It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Attackers Step
<+=+> shroud is tek
<+=+> double block FTW
<elirian> ?
+=+ puts Sphinx of Jwar Isle to Graveyard from Play
<+=+> YEAH
<elirian> i dont think you should
<+=+> I THINK I SHOULD
<+=+> i think i can...
<+=+> i think i can...
<elirian> ok...
<+=+> i think i can!
<elirian> End my turn
<+=+> I THNIK I CAN!
+=+ untaps his/her permanents
+=+ draws a card
<+=+> whut
<+=+> wheres the dying
<+=+> wait
<+=+> i know
<elirian> kills sphinx with first strike
<+=+> i gottait
+=+ taps Island
+=+ taps Forest
+=+ taps Forest
+=+ taps Seaside Citadel
+=+ taps Island
<+=+> End my turn
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
<+=+> go
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
elirian untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
<elirian> why tapped?
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
elirian draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
<+=+> because im the bos
elirian taps Glacial Fortress
elirian taps Fieldmist Borderpost
elirian taps Plains
<+=+> s
elirian plays Oblivion Ring from Hand
<+=+> like a whore
Kazandu Blademaster's note changed: hax also
It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Attackers Step
elirian taps Kor Skyfisher
elirian taps Kor Skyfisher
elirian taps Deft Duelist
elirian taps Deft Duelist
<+=+> 6
<+=+> plus
<+=+> 3
<+=+> plus 5
<+=+> is
<+=+> ..
<+=+> .....
<+=+> .........
<+=+> ..............
<+=+> ........................
<+=+> ......................................
<+=+> 14
<+=+> damn
<+=+> SUCK MY ☺☺☺☺ING ****
(I was at 11)
<+=+> oh well
<elirian> lol
<+=+> good games
<elirian> gg
<+=+> ciao brutha
<elirian> thanks for the games
<elirian> and commentary!
<+=+> also
<+=+> save this
<+=+> CHERISH THESE MOMENTS
<elirian> haha
<elirian> maybe i will
<+=+> CHERISH THESE MOMENTS BECAUSE THEY WONT LAST YOU FAT PIECE OF ☺☺☺☺
<+=+> ILL KILL YOU
<elirian> lol
<+=+> I SWEAR I WILL
<elirian> thanks again
<+=+> np
<elirian> cya round man
<+=+> seeya
<System> Player Lost
Standard:
RURuneflare ComboRU
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WURBGGreanimator WURBG
Elder Dragon Highlander:
GUMomir VigGU
Shagstaman's Security Code: 9DA2BCAF [Extended]
Spongy Pengwin's Security Code: 69C12A5E [Extended]
It is now turn 1 (mmhmm)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
Shagstaman shuffles library
Spongy Pengwin rolled a 19, using a 20 sided die
Shagstaman rolled a 4, using a 20 sided die
Shagstaman shuffles library
Shagstaman draws 7 cards
<Spongy Pengwin> p
Spongy Pengwin shuffles library
Spongy Pengwin draws 7 cards
<Shagstaman> kp
<Spongy Pengwin> kp
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
<Shagstaman> nvm
Spongy Pengwin plays Marsh Flats from Hand
<Spongy Pengwin> End my turn
<Shagstaman> i dont feel like playing vs scrubby ass ppl
<System> Player Lost
WTF all I did was play a Marsh Flats and he decides he wants to waste everyone's time.
Rasputin Dreamweaver EDH
S/he did this serveral times, passing the turn, and then trying to take it back. Or randomly tapping mobs during non-combat phases to "attack". Funny that his or her join note was "2/3 SB PHASES".
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
Carmona untaps his/her permanents
Carmona draws a card
Garruk Wildspeaker now has 1 (-1) counters.
Carmona puts a 3/3 BEAST token into play
<Carmona> what (I had played Oblivion Ring on their Terra Stomper, but they still had it in the "in play" area - they kept dragging it back and forth, so I arrowed Ring => Stomper)
<Carmona> ?
<[MTGS] Lady Jaid'N> It's removed from game.
<Carmona> removed
<Carmona> iuts
<[MTGS] Lady Jaid'N> Thank you.
<Carmona> oblion
<Carmona> thins
<Carmona> no?
<[MTGS] Lady Jaid'N> What?
<Carmona> removed
<[MTGS] Lady Jaid'N> Yes.
<Carmona> its terra stomper
<Carmona> no kalni
<Carmona> why
<Carmona> señaled
<[MTGS] Lady Jaid'N> Yes, it's removed.
<Carmona> kalmi
<[MTGS] Lady Jaid'N> I don't speak spanish, sorry.
<Carmona> abkas
<[MTGS] Lady Jaid'N> Continue.
<Carmona> español?¿
Carmona plays Forest from Hand
<Carmona> End my turn
Carmona taps BEAST (See? Pass the turn and randomly tap)
It is now turn 12 ([MTGS] Lady Jaid'N)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
[MTGS] Lady Jaid'N untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
[MTGS] Lady Jaid'N draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase (They then put a '3' damage on my player picture here.)
<[MTGS] Lady Jaid'N> You didnt attack.
It is now the Combat Phase, Beginning Of Combat Step (They then tried to move the phase into my Combat Phase to attack me :rolleyes:)
<System> Player Lost
<[MTGS] Lady Jaid'N> No, you passed the turn, you can't take it back.
<[MTGS] Lady Jaid'N> -_-
And more fun.. this guy has Soul Warden in play. And decides to gain life turns later. I say something, he leaves. Too much to ask? I think not.
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
Barrilyndon untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
Barrilyndon draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
Barrilyndon's life total is now 20 (+1)
<Barrilyndon> Thinking
<[MTGS] Lady Jaid'N> ? (They arrow Soul Warden to Knight of the White Orchid)
<[MTGS] Lady Jaid'N> Please do triggers when they happen.
<System> Player Lost
GraphiX via XenoNinja | Apprentice of Spell Manipulation in [The Izzet]
sephione untaps his/her permanents
sephione draws a card
sephione taps Island
sephione taps Island
sephione taps Island
sephione taps Island
sephione plays Opposition from Hand
<sephione> ok?
<Vermilion> Ok
<sephione> End my turn
<Vermilion> EOT
Vermilion taps Plains
Vermilion plays Path to Exile from Hand
<sephione> during ur mainteniment (wtf is a mainteniment?)
sephione taps Horseshoe Crab
Vermilion taps Sacred Foundry
sephione taps Island
sephione untaps Horseshoe Crab
sephione taps Horseshoe Crab
Vermilion taps Sacred Foundry
sephione taps Island
sephione untaps Horseshoe Crab
sephione taps Horseshoe Crab
Vermilion taps Terrain Generator
sephione puts Horseshoe Crab to Graveyard from Play
<Vermilion> exiled
sephione puts Wasteland to RFG from Graveyard (I didn't realize I pathed a wasteland...)
<sephione> End my turn
<Vermilion> thats definitely horshoe crab
<Vermilion> feel free to get your land too
sephione is looking top 51 cards of its Biblioteca...
sephione rearranges cards in sephione's Library
sephione rearranges cards in sephione's Library
sephione rearranges cards in sephione's Library
sephione rearranges cards in sephione's Library
sephione rearranges cards in sephione's Library
sephione rearranges cards in sephione's Library
sephione rearranges cards in sephione's Library
sephione puts card to Hand from Library
sephione stops looking its Biblioteca...
<Vermilion> no
<sephione> End my turn
<Vermilion> it goes into play tappede
<Vermilion> tapped*
sephione plays Wasteland from Hand
sephione taps Wasteland
<Vermilion> basic land
<sephione> ok
<Vermilion> is it that ******* hard to read the ******* card
<sephione> lol sorry
sephione puts a Wasteland on top of Library from Play
sephione is looking top 10 cards of its Biblioteca...
sephione rearranges cards in sephione's Library
sephione rearranges cards in sephione's Library
sephione rearranges cards in sephione's Library
sephione rearranges cards in sephione's Library
sephione rearranges cards in sephione's Library
sephione rearranges cards in sephione's Library
sephione rearranges cards in sephione's Library
sephione rearranges cards in sephione's Library
sephione puts Island into play from Library
sephione taps Island
sephione stops looking its Biblioteca...
<Vermilion> there ya go
<Vermilion> now shuffle
sephione shuffles library
<Vermilion> you still never exiled horshoe crab either
<Vermilion> I never thought playing path to exile would take this long to completely resolve (more than 5 minutes...srsly)
<sephione> ok thanks
<Vermilion> still waiting for you to exile horshoe crab...
<sephione> its exiled
<Vermilion> you exiled wasteland
<Vermilion> for some reason unknown to me
<sephione> ok
sephione is looking top 15 cards of its Biblioteca...
sephione stops looking its Biblioteca...
Reckless Waif; It's the red Delver of Secrets.
someone acctually used a new way to annoy someone you dislike!
<Kloudfire> this is boiring
<Kloudfire> boring
<Peperono> heh
<Opponent is requesting a new game>
Kloudfire shuffles library
<Kloudfire> I am ready.
Kloudfire draws 0 cards
Kloudfire shuffles library
<Kloudfire> I am ready.
Kloudfire draws 0 cards
Kloudfire shuffles library
<Kloudfire> I am ready.
Kloudfire draws 0 cards
Kloudfire shuffles library
<Kloudfire> I am ready.
Kloudfire draws 0 cards
Kloudfire shuffles library
<Kloudfire> I am ready.
Kloudfire draws 0 cards
Kloudfire shuffles library
<Kloudfire> I am ready.
Kloudfire draws 0 cards
Kloudfire shuffles library
<Kloudfire> I am ready.
Kloudfire draws 0 cards
Kloudfire shuffles library
<Kloudfire> I am ready.
Kloudfire draws 0 cards
Kloudfire shuffles library
<Kloudfire> I am ready.
Kloudfire draws 0 cards
Kloudfire shuffles library
<Kloudfire> I am ready.
Kloudfire draws 0 cards
<System> Player Lost
Yeah... I was playing my clique deck (Surging can testify to how that could get boring).
It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Attackers Step
Chakal {PT} taps Hypnotic Specter
Chakal {PT} taps Hypnotic Specter
Elspeth, Knight-Errant now has 1 (-2) counters.
It is now the Combat Phase, Combat Damage Step
<Mogg> I removed counters
<Chakal {PT}> discard one
<Mogg> no
<Mogg> you didn't damage me
<Chakal {PT}> and 2 more damage
<Chakal {PT}> yes I did
<Chakal {PT}> samething
<Mogg> not
<Chakal {PT}> LOL
<Mogg> you attacked my planeswalker
<Mogg> not me
<Chakal {PT}> you redirect damage after
<Mogg> planeswalker /= opponent
<Chakal {PT}> samething
<Mogg> that's for direct damage
<Chakal {PT}> check rules
<Mogg> you, too
<Mogg> or, I can quote you
<Chakal {PT}> LOLOLOLOLOL
<Mogg> will you wait?
Chakal {PT} puts a 1/1 NOOB token into play
Mogg is now the controller of NOOB
<System> Player Lost
Planeswalkers are still confusing, and I'm the noob because I know the rules. It would be nice if people took seriously their suggestion to check the rules. I could have quoted it to him, and he'd have learned something. Alas, superiority complexes prevail.
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GUKruphix, God of Horizons
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