Everyone knows that good luck and good game are such insincere terms that any man who does not connect his right hook with the offender's jaw on the very utterance of such a phrase is no man I would consider as such.
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<Opponent is requesting a new game>
Starkiller2 shuffles library
<Starkiller2> Have fun and good luck
Starkiller2 draws 0 cards
Master shuffles library
<Master> ......
Master draws 0 cards
<-------- New Game Started -------->
Starkiller2's Security Code: 68F9D262 [Type 2]
Master's Security Code: 21CA5314 [???]
It is now turn 1 (Master)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
<Master> sup
Master shuffles library
<Starkiller2> hi
Starkiller2 rolled a 7, using a 20 sided die
Starkiller2 shuffles library
Master rolled a 5, using a 20 sided die
Master shuffles library
Master shuffles library
<Starkiller2> i play
Starkiller2 shuffles library
Master shuffles library
Starkiller2 draws 7 cards
Master draws 7 cards
<Master> kp
<Starkiller2> kp
Master rearranges cards in Master's Hand
Starkiller2 plays Mountain from Hand
Starkiller2 taps Mountain
Starkiller2 plays Goblin Guide from Hand
It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Attackers Step
Starkiller2 taps Goblin Guide
Master is looking top 1 cards of its Library...
Master stops looking its Library...
Master's life total is now 18 (-2)
<Starkiller2> reveal
<Master> RTC
<Master> IRL
<System> Player Lost
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They can't even comprehend nature. How could they improve it?
Everyone knows that good luck and good game are such insincere terms that any man who does not connect his right hook with the offender's jaw on the very utterance of such a phrase is no man I would consider as such.
Elite Vanguard is now 5/4
<Hix360> Thinking
Hix360 taps Swamp
Hix360 taps Swamp
Hix360 taps Island
Hix360 taps Island
Hix360 taps Forest
Hix360 plays Marsh Casualties from Hand
Hix360 taps Forest
Hix360 taps Savage Lands
Hix360 taps Mountain
Hix360 plays Jund Charm from Hand
<Hix360> 2 to all
<Hix360> Ok?
<Japa> Ok?
It is now turn 31 (Japa)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
Japa untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
Japa draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
<Japa> sorcery ?
<Hix360> it was lag
<Hix360> I played it on my turn
It is now the Postcombat Main Phase
It is now the End Phase, End Of Turn Step
It is now the End Phase, Cleanup Step
<Japa> end phase
<Hix360> ?
<Hix360> No?
It is now the Postcombat Main Phase
<Hix360> Second main phase
<Japa> yes
<Japa> you play sorcery
It is now the End Phase, End Of Turn Step
<Japa> end phase
<Hix360> You put it into the end phase. Not me
It is now the End Phase, Cleanup Step
It is now the Postcombat Main Phase
<Japa> but
<Hix360> you have a 3/2 with 2 damage on it. It dies
<Japa> you can't do sorcerys in another phase
<Japa> just a second main phase
<Hix360> It was in my Main Phase
<Japa> after this
<Japa> is the end step
<Hix360> ...and?
<Hix360> I attacked, went to the second main phase, and played the 2 spells...
<Japa> until end of turn
<Hix360> yes.
<Hix360> It's a 3/2 until end of turn
<Hix360> and then I also play a Jund Charm
<Hix360> 2 damage to everything and -2/-2
<Japa> nob...
<System> Player Lost
This kind of crap pisses me off. When a VERY bad player wins because MWS's randomizer.
Shamballa plays Fireball from Hand
<Hix360> ...Fireball? Really?
<Shamballa> haha suck my dick *****
<Hix360> That's just...wow. Bloodbraid Elf, Enlisted Wurm, and Fireball in the same deck...
<Shamballa> i destroyed you
<Hix360> no you didn't
<Shamballa> go die
<Hix360> I got flooded twice
<Shamballa> die die die
<Shamballa> ***
<Shamballa> homo
<Shamballa> go blow your dad
<Shamballa> ****er
<System> Player Lost
I admit I always lecture someone whenever they mana screw. This is because when I started doing it 4 out of 5 times it was because they didn't have enough lands, and 1 out of 5 times was because they were unlucky; so I kept doing it. I don't want to hear about hard luck when the deck just hasn't been built properly.
This guy ended the game over it and took it way too far.
The two mana sources I destroyed was tolarian academy (nothing wrong with destroying that thing) and a signet because i played an indrik and there were no other targets, I just wanted a 4/4.
<crash-overide> mana screw sucks
onlainari taps Forest
onlainari plays Corpse Connoisseur from Hand
crash-overide puts Niv-Mizzet, the Firemind into play from Graveyard
<onlainari> you're not mana screwed
<onlainari> i've destroyed 2 mana sources
<crash-overide> ive been sitting on 5 all game
<crash-overide> are you kidding em???
<onlainari> no i'm really not kidding you
<onlainari> you've drawn above average
<onlainari> how many lands?
<crash-overide> look at you base and mine
<onlainari> how many artifacts
<crash-overide> 2
<crash-overide> 2 artifacts
<crash-overide> my deck doesnt run on 5 mana
<crash-overide> sorry
<onlainari> you only have 2 mana artifacts?
<onlainari> how many lands?
<crash-overide> no thats all i have in play!
<onlainari> then answer the question
<crash-overide> thats a little mana screw man sorry but in this deck it is
<crash-overide> answer what question?
<onlainari> how many artifacts and lands
<onlainari> in your deck?
<onlainari> mana artifacts
<crash-overide> no offence but what does that matter?
<onlainari> you're not mana screwed if you can't build a deck properly
<onlainari> if you don't have 43 land it's your fault for not hitting 10 mana yet
<onlainari> you have 8
<onlainari> i destroyed 2 remember
<onlainari> maybe remove some spells and add lands
<crash-overide> i have 40 lands in here
<onlainari> that's reasonable
<crash-overide> i dont need to take anything out
<onlainari> if you say so
onlainari is looking its Library...
<crash-overide> wow i hope you know your coming off like a comp,lete dick
<onlainari> well
<onlainari> you were whinging to me
<crash-overide> all i said was a statement abiout my mana and thats the way i feel you dont have to get at me about it
<onlainari> yes?
<onlainari> well i don't believe it's fair to say i only won because you got mana screwed
<onlainari> i built this deck well
<crash-overide> i did say that and you havent won
<crash-overide> et
<crash-overide> now your just being an arogant dick
<crash-overide> taje easy ass
<System> Player Lost
I admit I always lecture someone whenever they mana screw. This is because when I started doing it 4 out of 5 times it was because they didn't have enough lands, and 1 out of 5 times was because they were unlucky; so I kept doing it. I don't want to hear about hard luck when the deck just hasn't been built properly.
This guy ended the game over it and took it way too far.
The two mana sources I destroyed was tolarian academy (nothing wrong with destroying that thing) and a signet because i played an indrik and there were no other targets, I just wanted a 4/4.
<crash-overide> mana screw sucks
onlainari taps Forest
onlainari plays Corpse Connoisseur from Hand
crash-overide puts Niv-Mizzet, the Firemind into play from Graveyard
<onlainari> you're not mana screwed
<onlainari> i've destroyed 2 mana sources
<crash-overide> ive been sitting on 5 all game
<crash-overide> are you kidding em???
<onlainari> no i'm really not kidding you
<onlainari> you've drawn above average
<onlainari> how many lands?
<crash-overide> look at you base and mine
<onlainari> how many artifacts
<crash-overide> 2
<crash-overide> 2 artifacts
<crash-overide> my deck doesnt run on 5 mana
<crash-overide> sorry
<onlainari> you only have 2 mana artifacts?
<onlainari> how many lands?
<crash-overide> no thats all i have in play!
<onlainari> then answer the question
<crash-overide> thats a little mana screw man sorry but in this deck it is
<crash-overide> answer what question?
<onlainari> how many artifacts and lands
<onlainari> in your deck?
<onlainari> mana artifacts
<crash-overide> no offence but what does that matter?
<onlainari> you're not mana screwed if you can't build a deck properly
<onlainari> if you don't have 43 land it's your fault for not hitting 10 mana yet
<onlainari> you have 8
<onlainari> i destroyed 2 remember
<onlainari> maybe remove some spells and add lands
<crash-overide> i have 40 lands in here
<onlainari> that's reasonable
<crash-overide> i dont need to take anything out
<onlainari> if you say so
onlainari is looking its Library...
<crash-overide> wow i hope you know your coming off like a comp,lete dick
<onlainari> well
<onlainari> you were whinging to me
<crash-overide> all i said was a statement abiout my mana and thats the way i feel you dont have to get at me about it
<onlainari> yes?
<onlainari> well i don't believe it's fair to say i only won because you got mana screwed
<onlainari> i built this deck well
<crash-overide> i did say that and you havent won
<crash-overide> et
<crash-overide> now your just being an arogant dick
<crash-overide> taje easy ass
<System> Player Lost
Sometimes you have to sit back and enjoy the little things. The intelligence to see the irony is this shall not go ignored again.
He is telling you to not be an arrogant dick, when he is being an arrogant dick! Was he serious about having 40 lands in his deck?
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"If you don't wear your seatbelt, the police will shoot you in the head."
- To my youngest sister when she was 6.
Everyone knows that good luck and good game are such insincere terms that any man who does not connect his right hook with the offender's jaw on the very utterance of such a phrase is no man I would consider as such.
40 is about average for edh, I run 43 in a white blue deck deck and 39 in a black green deck (it's like running 23 land and 4 birds in a 60 card deck).
I don't think his mana base was unreasonable, but he seemed to want more mana. Since he actually had drawn above average mana this game and still wanted more I think more lands was justified.
40 is about average for edh, I run 43 in a white blue deck deck and 39 in a black green deck (it's like running 23 land and 4 birds in a 60 card deck).
I don't think his mana base was unreasonable, but he seemed to want more mana. Since he actually had drawn above average mana this game and still wanted more I think more lands was justified.
I have 35 mana sources in my green EDH deck. I have gotten mana screwed approx........... once. (but then that's green)
I have 38 mana sources in white, and I do just fine. 1 in 5 is a mana screw is about a fair estimate. I think 43 is really high unless your curve is really high.
It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Attackers Step
Peperono taps Arcbound Worker
Peperono taps Arcbound Worker
Peperono taps Frogmite
Peperono taps Frogmite
Peperono taps Frogmite
Peperono taps Frogmite
Peperono taps Arcbound Worker
Peperono taps Arcbound Worker
Peperono taps Ornithopter
Peperono taps Ornithopter
Zero taps Dragonskull Summit
Zero taps Dragonskull Summit
Zero plays Terminate from Hand
Peperono taps Vault of Whispers
Zero's life total is now 8 (-1)
Zero's life total is now 7 (-1)
Peperono taps Vault of Whispers
Zero's life total is now 6 (-1)
Zero's life total is now 5 (-1)
Zero's life total is now 4 (-1)
Zero's life total is now 3 (-1)
Cranial Plating is enchanting Arcbound Worker now
<Peperono> gg
<Zero> wtf you cant do that
<Peperono> i paid the 2 black cost
<Zero> you equip as a sorcery you stupid ****ing ******
<Peperono> read the card...
<Zero> wow you are a ****ing stupid **** juggling thunder ****
<Peperono> i can pay 2 black to equip as an instant
<Peperono> gg
Um wow, before this he hadn't even spoken, not even hi.
obviously Cranial plating makes people talk. The police should use it to force confessions out of criminals. :xd:
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Depends if you wanted him to quit. If so, you did everything right, if you didn't want him to quit, yes you did do something wrong, you should have told him serra avenger flys.
I'm not entirely sure what the censored parts are, so I suppose it could make some sense some how, but seeing "juggling" in that sentence made me lol.
I'm going with:
wow you are a F***ing stupid S**t juggling thunder C**K
So we both mull to 5, he complains about his hand then, T1 he plays this on me. Language warning in the image.
Edit, a second one tonight:
It is now turn 20 (niko)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
niko untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
niko's life total is now 5 (-1)
niko draws a card
niko draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
niko plays Mountain from Hand
<niko> Thinking
niko taps Urborg Volcano
niko taps Swamp
niko taps Swamp
niko taps Mountain
niko taps Mountain
niko plays Skizzik from Hand
<niko> Ok?
Niv sacrifices Standstill
Niv draws a card
Niv draws a card
Niv draws a card
Niv plays Force of Will from Hand
niko puts Skizzik to Graveyard from Play
Niv puts Zephyr Sprite to RFG from Hand
Niv sacrifices Force of Will
niko taps Sulfurous Springs
niko's life total is now 4 (-1)
niko plays Duress from Hand
<Niv> In Response
Niv taps Island
Niv taps Island
Niv plays Spellstutter Sprite from Hand
<Niv> Ok?
<niko> Ok
niko taps Sulfurous Springs
<Niv> ?
<Niv> read the card
<Niv> it hard counters
<Niv> if cmc is less than X
<niko> 1mana
<Niv> please read the card
<Niv> duress CMC is 1
<System> Player Lost
*Sigh* Another foreign person that doesn't know how Planeswalkers work...
It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Attackers Step
**** taps Kazandu Blademaster
**** taps Kazandu Blademaster
**** taps Elite Vanguard
**** taps Elite Vanguard
Hix360's life total is now 2 (-9)
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
Elspeth, Knight-Errant now has 6 (+1) counters.
<****> g4?
<Hix360> ? no
<Hix360> you cant pump it in combat
<****> O~~thank for games~
<Hix360> wait
<Hix360> Wait!
<Hix360> Wait!
<Hix360> Wait!
<System> Player Lost
Yeah, I had 1 Plains open and a Path if he was gonna swing for lethal...With a hand full of fog-effects and DoJ's too.
Everyone knows that good luck and good game are such insincere terms that any man who does not connect his right hook with the offender's jaw on the very utterance of such a phrase is no man I would consider as such.
Everyone knows that good luck and good game are such insincere terms that any man who does not connect his right hook with the offender's jaw on the very utterance of such a phrase is no man I would consider as such.
How do you get that green background and stuff in MWS? Mine's just the blue unless I change it manually; is that all you do?
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She's a two-faced ****rag ***** bucket with NO grasp on reality or objectivity let alone sincerity or humanity!!! She FEEDS on drama, all day every day, like a ****ing prostitute feeds on STDs--- in much the same way, mind you...
It is now turn 10 (Peperono)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
Peperono untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
Peperono draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
Peperono plays Forest from Hand
Peperono taps Mountain
Peperono taps Fungal Reaches
Peperono taps Forest
Peperono taps Molten Slagheap
Peperono taps Forest
Fungal Reaches now has 0 (-2) counters.
Peperono plays Rite of Flame from Hand
Peperono plays Channel the Suns from Hand
<Mr. Master> Ok
<Mr. Master> Wait!
Peperono puts Rite of Flame to Graveyard from Play
Peperono puts Channel the Suns to Graveyard from Play
<Mr. Master> Wait!
<Peperono> ok
<Mr. Master> too much red again (um what? i hadn't gotten any numbers wrong before...) <Mr. Master> learn maths man
<Peperono> 8 mana total
<Peperono> with more than 2 red right?
<Mr. Master> 7
Peperono puts Channel the Suns into play from Graveyard
Peperono puts Rite of Flame into play from Graveyard
<Mr. Master> 5 from lands
<Peperono> 6
<Peperono> removed 2 counters
<Mr. Master> ok then
Peperono puts Rite of Flame to Graveyard from Play
Peperono puts Channel the Suns to Graveyard from Play
Peperono plays Hellkite Overlord from Hand
<Mr. Master> Wait!
<Peperono> ok too late now....
He had a curse catcher on the field, and he said wait a solid 10 seconds after i played my hellkite, i mean, come on!
Thanks! Now I just have to get accustomed to the sounds it makes...
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She's a two-faced ****rag ***** bucket with NO grasp on reality or objectivity let alone sincerity or humanity!!! She FEEDS on drama, all day every day, like a ****ing prostitute feeds on STDs--- in much the same way, mind you...
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THEY MUST BE GODS AMONG MEN!!
- To my youngest sister when she was 6.
<Opponent is requesting a new game>
Starkiller2 shuffles library
<Starkiller2> Have fun and good luck
Starkiller2 draws 0 cards
Master shuffles library
<Master> ......
Master draws 0 cards
<-------- New Game Started -------->
Starkiller2's Security Code: 68F9D262 [Type 2]
Master's Security Code: 21CA5314 [???]
It is now turn 1 (Master)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
<Master> sup
Master shuffles library
<Starkiller2> hi
Starkiller2 rolled a 7, using a 20 sided die
Starkiller2 shuffles library
Master rolled a 5, using a 20 sided die
Master shuffles library
Master shuffles library
<Starkiller2> i play
Starkiller2 shuffles library
Master shuffles library
Starkiller2 draws 7 cards
Master draws 7 cards
<Master> kp
<Starkiller2> kp
Master rearranges cards in Master's Hand
Starkiller2 plays Mountain from Hand
Starkiller2 taps Mountain
Starkiller2 plays Goblin Guide from Hand
It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Attackers Step
Starkiller2 taps Goblin Guide
Master is looking top 1 cards of its Library...
Master stops looking its Library...
Master's life total is now 18 (-2)
<Starkiller2> reveal
<Master> RTC
<Master> IRL
<System> Player Lost
- To my youngest sister when she was 6.
<Hix360> Thinking
Hix360 taps Swamp
Hix360 taps Swamp
Hix360 taps Island
Hix360 taps Island
Hix360 taps Forest
Hix360 plays Marsh Casualties from Hand
Hix360 taps Forest
Hix360 taps Savage Lands
Hix360 taps Mountain
Hix360 plays Jund Charm from Hand
<Hix360> 2 to all
<Hix360> Ok?
<Japa> Ok?
It is now turn 31 (Japa)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
Japa untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
Japa draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
<Japa> sorcery ?
<Hix360> it was lag
<Hix360> I played it on my turn
It is now the Postcombat Main Phase
It is now the End Phase, End Of Turn Step
It is now the End Phase, Cleanup Step
<Japa> end phase
<Hix360> ?
<Hix360> No?
It is now the Postcombat Main Phase
<Hix360> Second main phase
<Japa> yes
<Japa> you play sorcery
It is now the End Phase, End Of Turn Step
<Japa> end phase
<Hix360> You put it into the end phase. Not me
It is now the End Phase, Cleanup Step
It is now the Postcombat Main Phase
<Japa> but
<Hix360> you have a 3/2 with 2 damage on it. It dies
<Japa> you can't do sorcerys in another phase
<Japa> just a second main phase
<Hix360> It was in my Main Phase
<Japa> after this
<Japa> is the end step
<Hix360> ...and?
<Hix360> I attacked, went to the second main phase, and played the 2 spells...
<Japa> until end of turn
<Hix360> yes.
<Hix360> It's a 3/2 until end of turn
<Hix360> and then I also play a Jund Charm
<Hix360> 2 damage to everything and -2/-2
<Japa> nob...
<System> Player Lost
Not to mention, 99% of the time, including this time, harm's way can't hit planeswalkers.
<Hix360> ...Fireball? Really?
<Shamballa> haha suck my dick *****
<Hix360> That's just...wow. Bloodbraid Elf, Enlisted Wurm, and Fireball in the same deck...
<Shamballa> i destroyed you
<Hix360> no you didn't
<Shamballa> go die
<Hix360> I got flooded twice
<Shamballa> die die die
<Shamballa> ***
<Shamballa> homo
<Shamballa> go blow your dad
<Shamballa> ****er
<System> Player Lost
This guy ended the game over it and took it way too far.
The two mana sources I destroyed was tolarian academy (nothing wrong with destroying that thing) and a signet because i played an indrik and there were no other targets, I just wanted a 4/4.
onlainari taps Forest
onlainari plays Corpse Connoisseur from Hand
crash-overide puts Niv-Mizzet, the Firemind into play from Graveyard
<onlainari> you're not mana screwed
<onlainari> i've destroyed 2 mana sources
<crash-overide> ive been sitting on 5 all game
<crash-overide> are you kidding em???
<onlainari> no i'm really not kidding you
<onlainari> you've drawn above average
<onlainari> how many lands?
<crash-overide> look at you base and mine
<onlainari> how many artifacts
<crash-overide> 2
<crash-overide> 2 artifacts
<crash-overide> my deck doesnt run on 5 mana
<crash-overide> sorry
<onlainari> you only have 2 mana artifacts?
<onlainari> how many lands?
<crash-overide> no thats all i have in play!
<onlainari> then answer the question
<crash-overide> thats a little mana screw man sorry but in this deck it is
<crash-overide> answer what question?
<onlainari> how many artifacts and lands
<onlainari> in your deck?
<onlainari> mana artifacts
<crash-overide> no offence but what does that matter?
<onlainari> you're not mana screwed if you can't build a deck properly
<onlainari> if you don't have 43 land it's your fault for not hitting 10 mana yet
<onlainari> you have 8
<onlainari> i destroyed 2 remember
<onlainari> maybe remove some spells and add lands
<crash-overide> i have 40 lands in here
<onlainari> that's reasonable
<crash-overide> i dont need to take anything out
<onlainari> if you say so
onlainari is looking its Library...
<crash-overide> wow i hope you know your coming off like a comp,lete dick
<onlainari> well
<onlainari> you were whinging to me
<crash-overide> all i said was a statement abiout my mana and thats the way i feel you dont have to get at me about it
<onlainari> yes?
<onlainari> well i don't believe it's fair to say i only won because you got mana screwed
<onlainari> i built this deck well
<crash-overide> i did say that and you havent won
<crash-overide> et
<crash-overide> now your just being an arogant dick
<crash-overide> taje easy ass
<System> Player Lost
Sometimes you have to sit back and enjoy the little things. The intelligence to see the irony is this shall not go ignored again.
He is telling you to not be an arrogant dick, when he is being an arrogant dick! Was he serious about having 40 lands in his deck?
- To my youngest sister when she was 6.
I don't think his mana base was unreasonable, but he seemed to want more mana. Since he actually had drawn above average mana this game and still wanted more I think more lands was justified.
I have 35 mana sources in my green EDH deck. I have gotten mana screwed approx........... once. (but then that's green)
I have 38 mana sources in white, and I do just fine. 1 in 5 is a mana screw is about a fair estimate. I think 43 is really high unless your curve is really high.
Peperono taps Arcbound Worker
Peperono taps Arcbound Worker
Peperono taps Frogmite
Peperono taps Frogmite
Peperono taps Frogmite
Peperono taps Frogmite
Peperono taps Arcbound Worker
Peperono taps Arcbound Worker
Peperono taps Ornithopter
Peperono taps Ornithopter
Zero taps Dragonskull Summit
Zero taps Dragonskull Summit
Zero plays Terminate from Hand
Peperono taps Vault of Whispers
Zero's life total is now 8 (-1)
Zero's life total is now 7 (-1)
Peperono taps Vault of Whispers
Zero's life total is now 6 (-1)
Zero's life total is now 5 (-1)
Zero's life total is now 4 (-1)
Zero's life total is now 3 (-1)
Cranial Plating is enchanting Arcbound Worker now
<Peperono> gg
<Zero> wtf you cant do that
<Peperono> i paid the 2 black cost
<Zero> you equip as a sorcery you stupid ****ing ******
<Peperono> read the card...
<Zero> wow you are a ****ing stupid **** juggling thunder ****
<Peperono> i can pay 2 black to equip as an instant
<Peperono> gg
Um wow, before this he hadn't even spoken, not even hi.
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I'm not entirely sure what the censored parts are, so I suppose it could make some sense some how, but seeing "juggling" in that sentence made me lol.
Depends if you wanted him to quit. If so, you did everything right, if you didn't want him to quit, yes you did do something wrong, you should have told him serra avenger flys.
I'm going with:
wow you are a F***ing stupid S**t juggling thunder C**K
So we both mull to 5, he complains about his hand then, T1 he plays this on me. Language warning in the image.
Edit, a second one tonight:
It is now turn 20 (niko)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
niko untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
niko's life total is now 5 (-1)
niko draws a card
niko draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
niko plays Mountain from Hand
<niko> Thinking
niko taps Urborg Volcano
niko taps Swamp
niko taps Swamp
niko taps Mountain
niko taps Mountain
niko plays Skizzik from Hand
<niko> Ok?
Niv sacrifices Standstill
Niv draws a card
Niv draws a card
Niv draws a card
Niv plays Force of Will from Hand
niko puts Skizzik to Graveyard from Play
Niv puts Zephyr Sprite to RFG from Hand
Niv sacrifices Force of Will
niko taps Sulfurous Springs
niko's life total is now 4 (-1)
niko plays Duress from Hand
<Niv> In Response
Niv taps Island
Niv taps Island
Niv plays Spellstutter Sprite from Hand
<Niv> Ok?
<niko> Ok
niko taps Sulfurous Springs
<Niv> ?
<Niv> read the card
<Niv> it hard counters
<Niv> if cmc is less than X
<niko> 1mana
<Niv> please read the card
<Niv> duress CMC is 1
<System> Player Lost
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**** taps Kazandu Blademaster
**** taps Kazandu Blademaster
**** taps Elite Vanguard
**** taps Elite Vanguard
Hix360's life total is now 2 (-9)
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
Elspeth, Knight-Errant now has 6 (+1) counters.
<****> g4?
<Hix360> ? no
<Hix360> you cant pump it in combat
<****> O~~thank for games~
<Hix360> wait
<Hix360> Wait!
<Hix360> Wait!
<Hix360> Wait!
<System> Player Lost
Yeah, I had 1 Plains open and a Path if he was gonna swing for lethal...With a hand full of fog-effects and DoJ's too.
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really? NO ONE here has seen Blade Trinity?
thats what its from
c**k juggling thunder c**t
Reckless Waif; It's the red Delver of Secrets.
I'm going with "wow you are F***ing stupid c**k juggling thunder c**t"". I heard it from somewhere else - maybe South Park?
- To my youngest sister when she was 6.
reading previous posts usually helps.
Reckless Waif; It's the red Delver of Secrets.
I knew I heard it from somewhere! I didn't think of Blade Trinity at all.
- To my youngest sister when she was 6.
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It is now turn 10 (Peperono)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
Peperono untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
Peperono draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
Peperono plays Forest from Hand
Peperono taps Mountain
Peperono taps Fungal Reaches
Peperono taps Forest
Peperono taps Molten Slagheap
Peperono taps Forest
Fungal Reaches now has 0 (-2) counters.
Peperono plays Rite of Flame from Hand
Peperono plays Channel the Suns from Hand
<Mr. Master> Ok
<Mr. Master> Wait!
Peperono puts Rite of Flame to Graveyard from Play
Peperono puts Channel the Suns to Graveyard from Play
<Mr. Master> Wait!
<Peperono> ok
<Mr. Master> too much red again
(um what? i hadn't gotten any numbers wrong before...) <Mr. Master> learn maths man
<Peperono> 8 mana total
<Peperono> with more than 2 red right?
<Mr. Master> 7
Peperono puts Channel the Suns into play from Graveyard
Peperono puts Rite of Flame into play from Graveyard
<Mr. Master> 5 from lands
<Peperono> 6
<Peperono> removed 2 counters
<Mr. Master> ok then
Peperono puts Rite of Flame to Graveyard from Play
Peperono puts Channel the Suns to Graveyard from Play
Peperono plays Hellkite Overlord from Hand
<Mr. Master> Wait!
<Peperono> ok too late now....
He had a curse catcher on the field, and he said wait a solid 10 seconds after i played my hellkite, i mean, come on!
Thanks! Now I just have to get accustomed to the sounds it makes...
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