I guess the MWS idiot people came back when they realized they could play easy decks like Elves/Goblins/almost-anything-tribal...
<Julliard> please use turns
It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Attackers Step
Julliard's life total is now 18 (-1) <Player> no thats stupid <Julliard> why?
It is now the Postcombat Main Phase <Player> because why does it matter what turn it is
Player taps Snow-Covered Mountain
Player plays Martyr of Ashes from Hand <Player> End my turn <Julliard> well... ok... i'll change the turn for you
It is now turn 7 (Julliard)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
Julliard untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
Julliard draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase <Player> no dont
Julliard plays Adarkar Wastes from Hand
Julliard taps Boreal Shelf
Julliard taps Snow-Covered Swamp
Julliard taps Adarkar Wastes
Julliard's life total is now 17 (-1)
Julliard plays Jace Beleren from Hand <Player> because it annoys me, you put my phases back to beginning <Player> Ok <Julliard> then change the turn for yourself
<Player> no
<Player> End my turn <Julliard> i don't get what just happened... <Player> i dont either <Player> im bored <Julliard> so you just wanted to end this quickly? <Player> your deck is boring and pointless <Player> if you can
<Julliard> thank you very much
It is now turn 36 (Julliard) It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step Julliard untaps his/her permanents It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step Julliard draws a card It is now the Precombat Main Phase
<Player> your welcome
Now, why is that a trap? He Dead//Goned a Pegasus (from Sacred Mesa) i was using to block his Detritivore, and then said it was Ok.
He did this because he realized next turn I had a 69/69 Avatar token, and Dead//Goned that....
And he said my deck was stupid!!
The rest of G2, he just complained about how the game was so unfair and he never got his Sulfur Elementals (which he did, but I killed them).
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This guy was nice to play against, and even accepted his mistake without complaining once he understood, but just another example of not quite understanding the game's basic rules.
It is now the Postcombat Main Phase Mogg taps Mountain Mogg plays Martyr of Ashes from Hand Mogg taps Forest Mogg taps Pendelhaven <Ziggy> ... Mogg reveals a Threaten Mogg reveals a Incinerate Mogg reveals a Incinerate Mogg reveals a Keldon Marauders Mogg sacrifices Tarmogoyf Mogg sacrifices Martyr of Ashes Ziggy puts Heartwood Storyteller to Graveyard from Play <Mogg> and dourback (Referring to Dauntless Dourback) <Ziggy> why? <Ziggy> 5 <Mogg> it's a 4/4 <Ziggy> 5 when u play <Mogg> 3 land + 1 treefolk <Mogg> ok <Mogg> so now it's a 4/4 <Ziggy> 2 tree <Mogg> with 4 damage on it <Ziggy> ok? <Mogg> it's dead <Ziggy> 4 dmg on 5/5 <Mogg> how is it still a 5/5 <Mogg> you have 1 treefolk <Mogg> and 3 land Ziggy puts Heartwood Storyteller into play from Graveyard <Ziggy> 5/5 <Mogg> but that's not in play anymore <Ziggy> 4 dmg Ziggy puts Heartwood Storyteller to Graveyard from Play <Ziggy> now 4/4 <Mogg> yes <Mogg> and damage is removed <Mogg> at end of turn <Mogg> so right now <Mogg> it's a 4/4 with 4 damage on it <Mogg> ok, what exactly <Mogg> is your argument <Mogg> for why it's still alive? <Ziggy> cause is a 5/5 when u sacrifice <Mogg> but you realize <Mogg> that it's power toughness can change, right? <Ziggy> yeah <Ziggy> understand what u want <Mogg> ok <Ziggy> but dont agree <Mogg> so you understand that it's a 4/4 now? <Ziggy> yes <Mogg> and you understand <Mogg> that damage stays on <Mogg> until end of turn? <Ziggy> no <Mogg> ok <Mogg> then let me show you something It is now the End Phase, Cleanup Step <Mogg> read what it says here <Mogg> number 2 <Ziggy> talk about combat dmg <Mogg> all damage <Mogg> nowhere does it say combat damage <Ziggy> combat dmg <Ziggy> look <Ziggy> maybe i dont know a rule <Mogg> maybe you don't <Mogg> would you like it if i show you the rule in the comprehensive rules? <Ziggy> an exmple <Ziggy> u know timber protector? <Mogg> no <Mogg> i can look it up <Mogg> ok <Mogg> what about it? <Ziggy> imagine 1 timber and 2 other treefolk ok? <Mogg> ok <Ziggy> now u play dmnation <Ziggy> all crea in grave? <Ziggy> or only the timber? <Mogg> ok <Mogg> no <Ziggy> its same thing that our case <Mogg> but destroy all creatures <Mogg> isn't the same <Mogg> as dealing damage <Ziggy> u mean that all damage dealt stay on target until end of turn? <Mogg> 314.2. After discarding, the following actions happen simultaneously: all damage is removed from permanents and all “until end of turn” and “this turn” effects end (this game action doesn’t use the stack). <Mogg> yes <Mogg> that's exactly what i mean <Mogg> that's in the cleanup step <Mogg> 314. Cleanup Step <Ziggy> okok
Ok, I've gotten used to expecting a few jerks when I just up and start playing a game on MWS. The thing is, though, that I haven't run into any. I mean any. At least, not for a very long time. So I decide to join a T2 tournament on Magic-League. You know, an actual league for people to play magic, there shouldn't be many jerks. Lo and behold, I run into one. Here's some "clips":
0:00:21 [meh`] <meh`> play and ill keep
0:00:24 [meh`] meh` draws 7 cards
0:00:24 [Crovax] Crovax draws 7 cards
0:00:28 [Crovax] <Crovax> keep
0:00:28 [meh`] <meh`> Ok
0:00:30 [meh`] <meh`> End my turn
0:00:33 [Crovax] <Crovax> ?
0:00:35 [meh`] <meh`> End my turn
0:00:37 [Crovax] It is now turn 3 (Crovax)
0:00:37 [Crovax] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
0:00:38 [Crovax] Crovax untaps his/her permanents
0:00:38 [Crovax] It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
0:00:39 [Crovax] It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
0:00:39 [Crovax] Crovax draws a card
0:00:39 [Crovax] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
0:00:41 [Crovax] Crovax plays Snow-Covered Island from Hand
0:00:42 [Crovax] Crovax taps Snow-Covered Island
0:00:44 [Crovax] Crovax plays Ancestral Vision from Hand
0:00:46 [Crovax] Ancestral Vision now has 4 (+4) counters.
0:00:46 [meh`] <meh`> Ok
0:00:47 [Crovax] <Crovax> Your go
0:00:51 [meh`] It is now turn 4 (meh`)
0:00:51 [meh`] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
0:00:51 [meh`] meh` untaps his/her permanents
0:00:52 [meh`] It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
0:00:52 [meh`] It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
0:00:52 [meh`] meh` draws a card
0:00:52 [meh`] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
0:00:57 [meh`] meh` puts Shock to Graveyard from Hand
0:00:58 [meh`] <meh`> End my turn
It starts out weird. He immediately says he's gonna keep even before he draws his hand. Then he goes right on discarding, and I feel like I'm goldfishing or something.
0:01:13 [meh`] It is now turn 6 (meh`)
0:01:13 [meh`] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
0:01:14 [meh`] meh` untaps his/her permanents
0:01:15 [meh`] It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
0:01:15 [meh`] It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
0:01:15 [meh`] meh` draws a card
0:01:15 [meh`] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
0:01:17 [meh`] It is now the End Phase, Cleanup Step
0:01:19 [meh`] meh` puts Incinerate to Graveyard from Hand
0:01:20 [meh`] <meh`> End my turn
0:01:36 [Crovax] <Crovax> dude, are you even gonna play or are you gonna just sit there and discard stuff?
0:01:39 [Crovax] It is now turn 7 (Crovax)
0:01:39 [Crovax] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
0:01:40 [Crovax] Crovax untaps his/her permanents
0:01:40 [Crovax] It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
0:01:42 [Crovax] Ancestral Vision now has 2 (-1) counters.
0:01:44 [Crovax] It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
0:01:44 [Crovax] Crovax draws a card
0:01:44 [Crovax] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
0:01:48 [Crovax] Crovax plays Snow-Covered Island from Hand
0:01:52 [Crovax] <Crovax> Your go
0:02:03 [meh`] <meh`> wow way to be a dick while im landscrewed
0:02:11 [meh`] <meh`> are this nice to all of your opponents?
I wanted to respond to this last comment here. I mean, landscrewed? Then why didn't you take a mulligan? It wasn't even close to ending though. Game 2 goes on with him first mulliganing to 0, then playing lands and mana-burning himself until he's dead. Then the real jerk comes out:
0:02:31 [meh`] It is now turn 15 (meh`)
0:02:31 [meh`] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
0:02:32 [meh`] meh` untaps his/her permanents
0:02:32 [meh`] It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
0:02:32 [meh`] It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
0:02:32 [meh`] meh` draws a card
0:02:32 [meh`] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
0:02:35 [meh`] meh` plays Mountain from Hand
0:02:36 [meh`] meh` taps Mountain
0:02:36 [meh`] meh` taps Mountain 0:02:37 [meh`] meh` plays Ironclaw Orcs from Hand
0:02:38 [meh`] <meh`> End my turn
0:02:40 [Crovax] It is now turn 16 (Crovax)
0:02:40 [Crovax] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
0:02:41 [Crovax] Crovax untaps his/her permanents
0:02:41 [Crovax] It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
0:02:42 [Crovax] It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
0:02:42 [Crovax] Crovax draws a card
0:02:42 [Crovax] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
0:02:44 [Crovax] Crovax plays Dreadship Reef from Hand
0:02:45 [Crovax] It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Attackers Step
0:02:46 [Crovax] Crovax taps Teferi, Mage of Zhalfir
0:02:46 [meh`] Crovax taps Teferi, Mage of Zhalfir
0:02:52 [Crovax] <Crovax> can't (here he tries to block Teferi with the Orcs.)
0:02:58 [meh`] meh` puts Ironclaw Orcs to Graveyard from Play 0:03:00 [meh`] meh`'s life total is now 5 (+2)
0:03:06 [Crovax] <Crovax> wait, what the hell?
0:03:13 [meh`] meh`'s life total is now 2000 (+1995) 0:03:20 [meh`] <meh`> done?
0:03:24 [Crovax] <Crovax> what are you doing here?
0:03:33 [meh`] meh` is looking its Library...
Right about here I go into the judge room and tell them EVERYTHING that has happened and that is happening.
0:03:35 [meh`] meh` puts card to Hand from Library
0:03:39 [meh`] meh` puts card to Hand from Library
0:03:40 [meh`] meh` shuffles library
0:03:40 [meh`] meh` stops looking its Library...
0:03:47 [meh`] <meh`> done now?
0:04:05 [meh`] meh`'s life total is now 5000 (+3000)
0:04:11 [meh`] meh`'s life total is now 4997 (-3)
0:04:35 [meh`] meh` puts a 4/4 Zombie token into play(he then takes an arrow from the Zombie to Teferi)
0:05:15 [Crovax] <Crovax> no
0:05:24 [meh`] meh` is now the controller of Teferi, Mage of Zhalfir
0:05:25 [meh`] meh` untaps Teferi, Mage of Zhalfir
0:05:26 [meh`] meh` puts Teferi, Mage of Zhalfir to Graveyard from Play
0:05:29 [meh`] meh` is now the controller of Snow-Covered Island
0:05:29 [meh`] meh` is now the controller of Snow-Covered Island
0:05:29 [meh`] meh` is now the controller of Desert
0:05:29 [meh`] meh` is now the controller of Snow-Covered Island
0:05:29 [meh`] meh` is now the controller of Dreadship Reef
0:05:29 [meh`] meh` is now the controller of Snow-Covered Island
0:05:29 [meh`] meh` is now the controller of Dreadship Reef
0:05:32 [meh`] meh` puts Desert to Graveyard from Play
0:05:32 [meh`] meh` puts Snow-Covered Island to Graveyard from Play
0:05:32 [meh`] meh` puts Dreadship Reef to Graveyard from Play
0:05:32 [meh`] meh` puts Snow-Covered Island to Graveyard from Play
0:05:32 [meh`] meh` puts Dreadship Reef to Graveyard from Play
0:05:34 [meh`] meh` puts Snow-Covered Island to Graveyard from Play
0:05:34 [meh`] meh` puts Snow-Covered Island to Graveyard from Play
0:05:43 [meh`] <meh`> no permanents
0:05:45 [meh`] <meh`> you cant talk
0:05:49 [Crovax] <Crovax> sure I can dammit
0:05:55 [meh`] <meh`> nope
0:05:59 [Crovax] <Crovax> just got your ******* ass DQ-d
0:06:11 [meh`] <meh`> from single elim?
0:06:13 [Crovax] <Crovax> stop behaving like a 5 year old if you want to play
0:06:17 [meh`] <meh`> when i was already dead?
0:06:31 [Crovax] <Crovax> you didn't have to be an ass about it
0:06:32 [meh`] <meh`> you really went to that effort?
And then I just closed the window. I swear, the time when I find an ******* in an online LEAGUE when I can't find one by just starting MWS and getting on a game on a whim... the world's ending, folks.
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And then I just closed the window. I swear, the time when I find an ******* in an online LEAGUE when I can't find one by just starting MWS and getting on a game on a whim... the world's ending, folks.
One would think that magic is just a game u need to relax and have fun in right? but oh no, for some reason people just love to piss other people off, and ive been getting very pissed at times, and its annoying me that i get worked up over these guys .
0:10:22 [iLL0giqal] <iLL0giqal> End my turn
0:10:22 [iLL0giqal] <iLL0giqal> End my turn
0:10:23 [iLL0giqal] <iLL0giqal> End my turn
0:10:23 [iLL0giqal] <iLL0giqal> End my turn
0:10:23 [iLL0giqal] <iLL0giqal> End my turn
0:10:23 [iLL0giqal] <iLL0giqal> End my turn
0:10:23 [iLL0giqal] <iLL0giqal> End my turn
0:10:25 [Spike] Spike untaps his/her permanents
0:10:25 [Spike] Spike draws a card
0:10:31 [iLL0giqal] iLL0giqal hides card in hand
0:10:38 [Spike] Spike taps Island
0:10:40 [Spike] Spike taps Plains
0:10:41 [Spike] Spike taps Plains
0:10:46 [Spike] Reality Acid is enchanting Wren's Run Vanquisher now
0:10:46 [Spike] Spike puts Reality Acid into play from Hand
0:10:55 [Spike] Reality Acid now has 3 (+3) counters.
0:11:01 [Spike] <Spike> End my turn/Pass
0:11:05 [iLL0giqal] It is now turn 9 (Spike)
0:11:05 [iLL0giqal] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
0:11:06 [Spike] Reality Acid is enchanting no target now
0:11:06 [iLL0giqal] It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
0:11:06 [iLL0giqal] iLL0giqal untaps his/her permanents
0:11:07 [iLL0giqal] It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
0:11:07 [iLL0giqal] iLL0giqal draws a card
0:11:07 [iLL0giqal] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
0:11:08 [Spike] iLL0giqal is now the controller of Reality Acid
0:11:19 [Spike] <Spike> easier to see
0:11:32 [iLL0giqal] iLL0giqal taps Swamp
0:11:33 [iLL0giqal] iLL0giqal taps Forest
0:11:34 [iLL0giqal] iLL0giqal taps Forest
0:11:36 [iLL0giqal] iLL0giqal taps Forest
0:11:37 [iLL0giqal] iLL0giqal taps Forest
0:11:39 [iLL0giqal] iLL0giqal plays Primal Command from Hand
0:11:43 [iLL0giqal] <iLL0giqal> Ok?
0:11:45 [Spike] <Spike> k
0:11:49 [iLL0giqal] <iLL0giqal> life n search
0:11:51 [Spike] <Spike> k
0:11:52 [iLL0giqal] iLL0giqal's life total is now 32 (+7)
0:11:55 [iLL0giqal] iLL0giqal is looking its Library...
0:12:00 [iLL0giqal] iLL0giqal puts Wren's Run Packmaster into play from Library
0:12:01 [iLL0giqal] iLL0giqal shuffles library
0:12:01 [iLL0giqal] iLL0giqal stops looking its Library...
0:12:02 [iLL0giqal] iLL0giqal puts Wren's Run Packmaster to Hand from Play
0:12:06 [iLL0giqal] iLL0giqal sacrifices Primal Command 0:12:08 [Spike] iLL0giqal taps Wren's Run Vanquisher 0:12:08 [iLL0giqal] iLL0giqal taps Wren's Run Vanquisher 0:12:13 [Spike] <Spike> resp 0:12:14 [Spike] Spike taps Adarkar Wastes 0:12:16 [Spike] Spike's life total is now 4 (-1) 0:12:17 [Spike] Spike taps Vedalken Mastermind 0:12:20 [Spike] Spike is now the controller of Reality Acid 0:12:24 [Spike] Spike puts Reality Acid to Hand from Play 0:12:25 [Spike] <Spike> it dies 0:12:30 [Spike] Spike plays Reality Acid from Hand 0:12:59 [iLL0giqal] <iLL0giqal> You dont control it when its enchanted to MY creature noob 0:13:18 [iLL0giqal] <iLL0giqal> nice try 0:13:19 [Spike] <Spike> i'm still the controller... i just enchanted your guy >_> 0:13:35 [iLL0giqal] <iLL0giqal> dude you dont know the rules and your deck sucks 0:13:55 [Spike] <Spike> lolz then why am i not dead yet and your vanquisher is? 0:14:12 [iLL0giqal] <iLL0giqal> lol 4 to 32 your decks a joke 0:14:25 [<System>] <System> Player Lost
0:15:39 [<System>] <System> Session Lost
0:15:39 [<System>] <System> Disconnected
I love when people have rules arguments like that that they don't just step back for a minute and think about what they're saying. I mean, so what reality acid really does is an extremely slow, one use despotic scepter?
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My brother made a blue/green 250 card deck consisting only of Portal 3 Kingdom cards and joins a Legacy game. The opponent was using a tier one Threshold deck and my brother beat him 2/2 . . .
The funny thing was that the opponent was playing seriously. He had the worst stoke of luck.
0:00:00 [Saymon] <-------- Novo jogo iniciado --------> 0:00:00 [Saymon] Saymon's Codigo de segurança: 0AC062BA/sb [Extended] 0:00:00 [Saymon] Player's Codigo de segurança: 8787D76A/sb [Extended] 0:00:00 [Saymon] It is now turn 1 (Saymon) 0:00:00 [Saymon] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step 0:00:00 [Player] Player shuffles library 0:00:00 [Saymon] Saymon shuffles library 0:00:01 [Player] Player shuffles library 0:00:02 [Saymon] Saymon shuffles library 0:00:03 [Saymon] Saymon shuffles library 0:00:04 [Saymon] Saymon shuffles library 0:00:05 [Player] <Player> Ok 0:00:06 [Saymon] Saymon draws 7 cards 0:00:06 [Player] <Player> I p 0:00:08 [Player] Player draws 7 cards 0:00:10 [Saymon] Saymon takes a mulligan 0:00:11 [Player] <Player> kp 0:00:13 [Saymon] <Saymon> kp 0:00:15 [Player] It is now turn 2 (Player) 0:00:15 [Player] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step 0:00:15 [Player] It is now the Precombat Main Phase 0:00:17 [Player] Player plays Bloodstained Mire from Hand 0:00:17 [Player] Player taps Bloodstained Mire 0:00:18 [Player] Player's life total is now 19 (-1) 0:00:20 [Player] Player sacrifices Bloodstained Mire 0:00:21 [Player] Player is looking its Library... 0:00:23 [Player] Player puts Swamp into play from Library 0:00:23 [Player] Player shuffles library 0:00:23 [Player] Player stops looking its Library... 0:00:24 [Player] Player taps Swamp 0:00:25 [Player] Player plays Sensei's Divining Top from Hand 0:00:26 [Player] It is now the End Phase, End Of Turn Step 0:00:26 [Player] <Player> End my turn 0:00:30 [Saymon] It is now turn 3 (Saymon) 0:00:30 [Saymon] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step 0:00:34 [Saymon] It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step 0:00:34 [Saymon] Saymon draws a card 0:00:34 [Saymon] It is now the Precombat Main Phase 0:00:51 [Saymon] <Saymon> Thinking 0:00:59 [Saymon] Saymon plays Blood Crypt from Hand 0:01:05 [Saymon] Saymon's life total is now 18 (-2) 0:01:21 [Saymon] Saymon's life total is now 8 (-10) 0:01:32 [Saymon] Saymon's life total is now 2 (-6) 0:01:36 [Saymon] Saymon plays Bond of Agony from Hand 0:01:45 [Player] <Player> need to pay x mana 0:01:50 [Player] <Player> not just life 0:01:55 [Player] <Player> x is in the cost 0:02:02 [Saymon] Saymon untaps Blood Crypt 0:02:04 [Saymon] Saymon taps Blood Crypt 0:02:18 [Player] <Player> yeah but you need to pay mana as well 0:02:28 [Player] <Player> you are better off with a demon fire 0:02:29 [<System>] <System> Player Lost
"If I do go to heaven, I'll smack god across the face and tell him to get me a grilled-cheeses sandwhich and then say 'Yea what now god!? Say some'in! I dare you!' "
Some random guy had Mishra's Factory in his extended Counter-Top deck.
<Gabner> End my turn
It is now turn 7 (Doty[BRA])
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
Doty[BRA] untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
Doty[BRA] draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
Doty[BRA] plays Mishra's Factory from Hand
Doty[BRA] taps Island
Doty[BRA] plays Sensei's Divining Top from Hand
It is now the End Phase, End Of Turn Step <Doty[BRA]> Pass
<Gabner> factory not legal
<Doty[BRA]> 10th edition
<Doty[BRA]> check list
<Gabner> lol um no
<Gabner> its not in 10th
<Doty[BRA]> it is
<Gabner> nope
<Doty[BRA]> wait a minute
<Doty[BRA]> i can bring u link
<Gabner> k
<Gabner> go for it
<Gabner> i want to see this
<Gabner> lol
<Doty[BRA]> n
<Doty[BRA]> its on lowrin
<Gabner> factory is in lorwyn?
<Doty[BRA]> lorwyn *
<Doty[BRA]> ya
<Gabner> show me the link
<Gabner> where factory is in lorwyn
<Doty[BRA]> sec
<Gabner> please i gotta see this
<Doty[BRA]> http://www.devir.com.br/magic/lorwyn_cl.php
<Gabner> k checking
<Gabner> what number?
<Doty[BRA]> its not on this list
<Gabner> no
<Doty[BRA]> i saw factory playing @ mol
<Doty[BRA]> let me find
<Doty[BRA]> what edition
<Gabner> its a promo on mol
<Gabner> its not extended legal
<Doty[BRA]> i played ext
<Doty[BRA]> against a factory
<Gabner> nope
<Gabner> sorry, this is funny and all, but i gotta go
"If I do go to heaven, I'll smack god across the face and tell him to get me a grilled-cheeses sandwhich and then say 'Yea what now god!? Say some'in! I dare you!' "
Also, epic slow-play by one of my opponents. Don't have a transcript, but here's how it goes.
Opponent pops Lili for 8, resurrects everything (he's at 1). He gets his Haakon, my three Hyppies, one Korlash, two Tombstalkers, and one Graveborn Muse.
I draw and pass the turn. He skips straight to the draw. I say "Oy, Graveborn."
The guy completely forgets he has a Nameless Inversion in his grave and says gg. >_>
Opponent pops Lili for 8, resurrects everything (he's at 1). He gets his Haakon, my three Hyppies, one Korlash, two Tombstalkers, and one Graveborn Muse.
I draw and pass the turn. He skips straight to the draw. I say "Oy, Graveborn."
The guy completely forgets he has a Nameless Inversion in his grave and says gg. >_>
nameless inversion wouldn't have helped him in that case
Even with inversion in the 'yard and enough mana to kill korlash, muse, and Haakon (he needs to kill them all in order to not lose any life to the muse (they're all zombies, and the muse's ability counts the # of zombied he controls)), he would still lose 2 life to Haakon's "goes into graveyard from play" ability, and at 1 life, that is lethal, as would the 1 life lost from killing everything except haakon, then letting the muse's ability resolve.
now, if he had inverted the muse at the end of your turn, the entire problem would have been avoided.
Well, less than one week back in the game, and already they are popping out of the woodwork (points of interest in orange):
0:00:00 [nezumi] <Opponent is requesting a new game>
0:00:00 [Yasuragi] Yasuragi shuffles library
0:00:00 [Yasuragi] <Yasuragi> Dr.Cox: I don't know if they taught you this in the land of fairies and puppy dog tails where you obviously, if not grew up, then at least spent most of your summers, but you're in the real world now! N'kay?
0:00:00 [Yasuragi] Yasuragi draws 0 cards
0:00:00 [nezumi] nezumi shuffles library
0:00:00 [nezumi] <nezumi> brasil
0:00:00 [nezumi] nezumi draws 0 cards
0:00:00 [Yasuragi] <-------- New Game Started -------->
0:00:00 [Yasuragi] Yasuragi's Security Code: E3CE33F3 [Type 1.5]
0:00:00 [Yasuragi] nezumi's Security Code: C84BAE5A [???]
0:00:00 [Yasuragi] It is now turn 1 (nezumi)
0:00:00 [Yasuragi] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
0:00:01 [nezumi] nezumi shuffles library
0:00:01 [Yasuragi] <Yasuragi> hi
0:00:02 [nezumi] nezumi shuffles library
0:00:02 [Yasuragi] Yasuragi rolled a 2, using a 20 sided die
0:00:04 [nezumi] nezumi shuffles library
0:00:04 [Yasuragi] Yasuragi shuffles library
0:00:05 [Yasuragi] Yasuragi shuffles library
0:00:06 [nezumi] nezumi shuffles library
0:00:06 [Yasuragi] Yasuragi shuffles library
0:00:08 [nezumi] nezumi rolled a 18, using a 20 sided die
0:00:11 [nezumi] <nezumi> 18
0:00:16 [Yasuragi] <Yasuragi> yes it was
0:00:25 [nezumi] <nezumi> roll
0:00:30 [nezumi] nezumi draws a card
0:00:30 [nezumi] nezumi draws a card
0:00:31 [nezumi] nezumi draws a card
0:00:31 [nezumi] nezumi draws a card
0:00:32 [nezumi] nezumi draws a card
0:00:32 [nezumi] nezumi draws a card
0:00:32 [nezumi] nezumi draws a card
0:00:32 [Yasuragi] <Yasuragi> look above
0:00:40 [Yasuragi] <Yasuragi> right below where I said hi
0:00:45 [nezumi] <nezumi> ok
0:00:46 [Yasuragi] Yasuragi draws 7 cards
0:00:46 [nezumi] <nezumi> i yes
0:00:52 [Yasuragi] <Yasuragi> Keep
0:01:07 [nezumi] <nezumi> mulligan
0:01:08 [nezumi] nezumi takes a mulligan
0:01:11 [nezumi] nezumi plays Swamp from Hand
0:01:12 [nezumi] <nezumi> End my turn
0:01:12 [nezumi] It is now turn 2 (Yasuragi)
0:01:12 [nezumi] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
0:01:15 [Yasuragi] It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
0:01:15 [Yasuragi] It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
0:01:15 [Yasuragi] Yasuragi draws a card
0:01:15 [Yasuragi] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
0:01:20 [Yasuragi] Yasuragi plays Taiga from Hand
0:01:21 [Yasuragi] Yasuragi taps Taiga
0:01:22 [nezumi] <nezumi> where you from??
0:01:23 [Yasuragi] Yasuragi plays Llanowar Elves from Hand
0:01:24 [Yasuragi] It is now the End Phase, End Of Turn Step
0:01:26 [Yasuragi] <Yasuragi> End my turn
0:01:28 [Yasuragi] <Yasuragi> USA
0:01:32 [nezumi] nezumi draws a card
0:01:34 [nezumi] nezumi plays Swamp from Hand
0:01:35 [Yasuragi] It is now turn 3 (nezumi)
0:01:35 [Yasuragi] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
0:01:35 [Yasuragi] It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
0:01:36 [Yasuragi] It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
0:01:36 [nezumi] nezumi taps Swamp
0:01:36 [Yasuragi] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
0:01:36 [nezumi] nezumi taps Swamp
0:01:39 [nezumi] nezumi plays Nezumi Graverobber--Nighteyes the Desecrator from Hand
0:01:43 [nezumi] It is now turn 4 (Yasuragi)
0:01:43 [nezumi] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
0:01:45 [nezumi] <nezumi> End my turn
0:01:49 [Yasuragi] Yasuragi untaps his/her permanents
0:01:50 [Yasuragi] It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
0:01:50 [Yasuragi] It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
0:01:51 [Yasuragi] Yasuragi draws a card
0:01:51 [Yasuragi] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
0:01:54 [nezumi] <nezumi> deck elf??
0:01:56 [nezumi] <nezumi> woa
0:02:00 [nezumi] <nezumi> with mountain
0:02:04 [Yasuragi] Yasuragi plays Taiga from Hand
0:02:14 [Yasuragi] <Yasuragi> Thinking...
0:02:18 [Yasuragi] Yasuragi taps Taiga
0:02:21 [Yasuragi] Yasuragi taps Taiga
0:02:22 [Yasuragi] Yasuragi taps Llanowar Elves
0:02:23 [Yasuragi] Yasuragi plays Fecundity from Hand
0:02:29 [Yasuragi] It is now the End Phase, End Of Turn Step
0:02:30 [Yasuragi] <Yasuragi> End my turn
0:02:34 [nezumi] nezumi untaps his/her permanents
0:02:35 [nezumi] nezumi draws a card
0:02:36 [Yasuragi] It is now turn 5 (nezumi)
0:02:36 [Yasuragi] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
0:02:36 [Yasuragi] It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
0:02:37 [Yasuragi] It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
0:02:37 [Yasuragi] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
0:02:37 [nezumi] nezumi plays Swamp from Hand
0:02:52 [nezumi] nezumi taps Swamp
0:02:52 [nezumi] nezumi taps Swamp
0:02:57 [nezumi] <nezumi> remove
0:03:01 [nezumi] <nezumi> graveyard card (I have no cards in my graveyard)
0:03:03 [Yasuragi] <Yasuragi> you have to have a target
0:03:09 [nezumi] <nezumi> dont have
0:03:10 [nezumi] <nezumi> o
0:03:15 [nezumi] nezumi untaps Swamp
0:03:15 [nezumi] nezumi untaps Swamp
0:03:17 [nezumi] <nezumi> sorry
0:03:20 [nezumi] nezumi taps Nezumi Graverobber--Nighteyes the Desecrator
0:03:22 [nezumi] <nezumi> -2
0:03:24 [Yasuragi] It is now the Combat Phase, Combat Damage Step
0:03:26 [Yasuragi] Yasuragi's life total is now 18 (-2)
0:03:27 [nezumi] <nezumi> go
0:03:28 [Yasuragi] It is now the Postcombat Main Phase
0:03:28 [nezumi] <nezumi> End my turn
0:03:29 [nezumi] It is now turn 6 (Yasuragi)
0:03:29 [nezumi] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
0:03:30 [Yasuragi] Yasuragi untaps his/her permanents
0:03:31 [Yasuragi] It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
0:03:31 [Yasuragi] It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
0:03:32 [Yasuragi] Yasuragi draws a card
0:03:32 [Yasuragi] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
0:03:47 [Yasuragi] <Yasuragi> Thinking...
0:03:55 [nezumi] <nezumi> k
0:03:57 [Yasuragi] Yasuragi plays Windswept Heath from Hand
0:04:00 [Yasuragi] Yasuragi taps Taiga
0:04:02 [Yasuragi] Yasuragi taps Taiga
0:04:05 [Yasuragi] Yasuragi plays Priest of Titania from Hand
0:04:18 [Yasuragi] It is now the Combat Phase, Beginning Of Combat Step
0:04:19 [Yasuragi] It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Attackers Step
0:04:20 [Yasuragi] Yasuragi taps Llanowar Elves
0:04:20 [nezumi] Yasuragi taps Llanowar Elves
0:04:35 [Yasuragi] It is now the Combat Phase, Combat Damage Step
0:04:37 [nezumi] <nezumi> hmm
0:04:40 [Yasuragi] It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Attackers Step
0:04:46 [nezumi] <nezumi> ataco??
0:04:49 [nezumi] <nezumi> com lanowar??
0:04:52 [nezumi] <nezumi> atack??
0:04:55 [nezumi] <nezumi> with lanowar?
0:04:56 [Yasuragi] <Yasuragi> it is the attack phase after all
0:05:05 [nezumi] nezumi's life total is now 19 (-1)
0:05:07 [nezumi] <nezumi> ok
0:05:09 [Yasuragi] It is now the Postcombat Main Phase
0:05:11 [Yasuragi] It is now the End Phase, End Of Turn Step
0:05:11 [nezumi] <nezumi> can i go?
0:05:12 [Yasuragi] <Yasuragi> End my turn
0:05:16 [nezumi] nezumi untaps his/her permanents
0:05:18 [nezumi] nezumi draws a card
0:05:18 [Yasuragi] It is now turn 7 (nezumi)
0:05:18 [Yasuragi] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
0:05:18 [Yasuragi] It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
0:05:19 [Yasuragi] It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
0:05:19 [Yasuragi] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
0:05:20 [nezumi] nezumi plays Swamp from Hand
0:05:28 [nezumi] nezumi taps Swamp
0:05:28 [nezumi] nezumi taps Swamp
0:05:30 [nezumi] nezumi plays Nezumi Graverobber--Nighteyes the Desecrator from Hand
0:05:42 [nezumi] <nezumi> End my turn
0:05:43 [nezumi] It is now turn 8 (Yasuragi)
0:05:43 [nezumi] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
0:05:44 [nezumi] <nezumi> go
0:05:45 [Yasuragi] Yasuragi untaps his/her permanents
0:05:45 [Yasuragi] It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
0:05:46 [Yasuragi] It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
0:05:47 [Yasuragi] Yasuragi draws a card
0:05:47 [Yasuragi] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
0:06:02 [Yasuragi] Yasuragi taps Priest of Titania
0:06:04 [Yasuragi] Yasuragi plays Wirewood Hivemaster from Hand
0:06:13 [Yasuragi] Yasuragi taps Taiga
0:06:14 [Yasuragi] Yasuragi taps Taiga
0:06:16 [Yasuragi] Yasuragi plays Wirewood Hivemaster from Hand
0:06:22 [Yasuragi] Yasuragi puts a 1/1 Insect token into play
0:06:31 [Yasuragi] It is now the End Phase, End Of Turn Step
0:06:32 [Yasuragi] <Yasuragi> End my turn
0:06:36 [nezumi] nezumi untaps his/her permanents
0:06:37 [Yasuragi] It is now turn 9 (nezumi)
0:06:37 [Yasuragi] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
0:06:38 [nezumi] nezumi draws a card
0:06:38 [Yasuragi] It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
0:06:38 [Yasuragi] It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
0:06:38 [Yasuragi] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
0:07:03 [nezumi] nezumi taps Swamp
0:07:03 [nezumi] nezumi taps Swamp
0:07:03 [nezumi] nezumi taps Swamp
0:07:05 [nezumi] nezumi plays Patron of the Nezumi from Hand
0:07:08 [nezumi] nezumi sacrifices Nezumi Graverobber--Nighteyes the Desecrator
0:07:08 [nezumi] nezumi sacrifices Nezumi Graverobber--Nighteyes the Desecrator
0:07:10 [nezumi] nezumi draws a card
0:07:11 [nezumi] nezumi draws a card
0:07:13 [Yasuragi] <Yasuragi> a rat
0:07:14 [nezumi] nezumi plays Swamp from Hand
0:07:16 [nezumi] nezumi taps Swamp
0:07:16 [nezumi] nezumi taps Swamp
0:07:18 [Yasuragi] <Yasuragi> not multiple rats
0:07:18 [nezumi] nezumi plays Nezumi Graverobber--Nighteyes the Desecrator from Hand
0:07:22 [nezumi] <nezumi> ...
0:07:27 [nezumi] <nezumi> wow
0:07:30 [nezumi] <nezumi> aff
0:07:32 [Yasuragi] <Yasuragi> singular
0:07:35 [nezumi] nezumi untaps Swamp
0:07:35 [nezumi] nezumi untaps Swamp
0:07:35 [nezumi] nezumi untaps Swamp
0:07:35 [nezumi] nezumi untaps Swamp
0:07:35 [nezumi] nezumi untaps Swamp
0:07:37 [nezumi] nezumi puts a Swamp on top of Library from Play
0:07:40 [nezumi] nezumi puts Nezumi Graverobber--Nighteyes the Desecrator into play from Graveyard
0:07:41 [nezumi] nezumi puts Nezumi Graverobber--Nighteyes the Desecrator into play from Graveyard
0:07:43 [nezumi] nezumi puts Nezumi Graverobber--Nighteyes the Desecrator to Hand from Play
0:07:46 [nezumi] nezumi puts Patron of the Nezumi to Hand from Play
0:07:47 [nezumi] nezumi puts Swamp to Hand from Play
0:07:48 [nezumi] nezumi plays Swamp from Hand
0:08:07 [nezumi] nezumi taps Swamp
0:08:07 [nezumi] nezumi taps Swamp
0:08:09 [nezumi] nezumi plays Nezumi Graverobber--Nighteyes the Desecrator from Hand
0:08:22 [nezumi] <nezumi> wai
0:08:22 [nezumi] <nezumi> n
0:08:23 [Yasuragi] <Yasuragi> the swamp you put on top of your library was in play
0:08:25 [nezumi] nezumi puts Nezumi Graverobber--Nighteyes the Desecrator to Hand from Play
0:08:27 [nezumi] nezumi untaps Swamp
0:08:27 [nezumi] nezumi untaps Swamp
0:08:29 [nezumi] nezumi taps Swamp
0:08:29 [nezumi] nezumi taps Swamp
0:08:30 [nezumi] nezumi plays Hero's Demise from Hand
0:08:33 [nezumi] nezumi puts Hero's Demise to Graveyard from Play
0:08:35 [nezumi] nezumi taps Swamp
0:08:35 [nezumi] nezumi taps Swamp
0:08:45 [nezumi] Nezumi Graverobber--Nighteyes the Desecrator is now 4/2
0:08:47 [Yasuragi] <Yasuragi> you have to have a target to play that
0:08:48 [nezumi] nezumi puts Hero's Demise to RFG from Graveyard
0:08:54 [nezumi] <nezumi> no
0:08:55 [nezumi] <nezumi> af
0:08:55 [Yasuragi] <Yasuragi> it is a targeted spell
0:08:57 [nezumi] nezumi puts Hero's Demise to Hand from RFG
0:09:01 [nezumi] nezumi untaps Swamp
0:09:01 [nezumi] nezumi untaps Swamp
0:09:02 [nezumi] nezumi plays Nezumi Graverobber--Nighteyes the Desecrator from Hand
0:09:06 [Yasuragi] <Yasuragi> "Destroy target legendary creature"
0:09:07 [nezumi] Nezumi Graverobber--Nighteyes the Desecrator is now 2/1
0:09:09 [nezumi] <nezumi> ok go
0:09:14 [Yasuragi] <Yasuragi> did you just start playing
0:09:22 [nezumi] <nezumi> go
0:09:29 [nezumi] <nezumi> End my turn
0:09:29 [nezumi] It is now turn 10 (Yasuragi)
0:09:29 [nezumi] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
0:09:30 [Yasuragi] <Yasuragi> Did you?
0:09:43 [nezumi] <nezumi> End my turn
0:09:43 [nezumi] <nezumi> End my turn
0:09:43 [nezumi] <nezumi> End my turn
0:09:44 [nezumi] <nezumi> End my turn
0:09:44 [nezumi] <nezumi> End my turn
0:09:44 [nezumi] <nezumi> End my turn
0:09:45 [nezumi] <nezumi> go
0:09:59 [Yasuragi] <Yasuragi> Like I said in the Game notes: "No idiots"
0:10:03 [<System>] <System> Session Lost
0:10:03 [<System>] <System> Disconnected
This may be the weirdest thing that has ever happened to me on MWS:
<-------- New Game Started -------->
MCRmy157's Security Code: 9AE1E3BF [Type 1.5]
B4L4's Security Code: 09C88FBE [???]
It is now turn 1 (MCRmy157)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
MCRmy157 shuffles library
B4L4 puts a 0/0 NOOB token into play
B4L4 puts a 0/0 NOOB token into play
B4L4 puts a 0/0 NOOB token into play
B4L4 puts a 0/0 NOOB token into play
B4L4 puts a 0/0 NOOB token into play
B4L4 puts a 0/0 NOOB token into play
B4L4 puts a 0/0 NOOB token into play
B4L4 puts a 0/0 NOOB token into play
B4L4 puts a 0/0 NOOB token into play
B4L4 puts a 0/0 NOOB token into play
B4L4 puts a 0/0 NOOB token into play
B4L4 puts a 0/0 NOOB token into play
B4L4 puts a 0/0 NOOB token into play
B4L4 puts a 0/0 NOOB token into play
B4L4 puts a 0/0 NOOB token into play
B4L4 puts a 0/0 NOOB token into play
B4L4 puts a 0/0 NOOB token into play
B4L4 puts a 0/0 NOOB token into play
B4L4 puts a 0/0 NOOB token into play
B4L4 puts a 0/0 NOOB token into play
B4L4 puts a 0/0 NOOB token into play
B4L4 puts a 0/0 NOOB token into play
B4L4 puts a 0/0 NOOB token into play
B4L4 puts a 0/0 NOOB token into play
B4L4 puts a 0/0 NOOB token into play
B4L4 puts a 0/0 NOOB token into play
B4L4 puts a 0/0 NOOB token into play
B4L4 puts a 0/0 NOOB token into play
B4L4 puts a 0/0 NOOB token into play
B4L4 puts a 0/0 NOOB token into play
B4L4 puts a 0/0 NOOB token into play
B4L4 puts a 0/0 NOOB token into play
B4L4 puts a 0/0 NOOB token into play
B4L4 puts a 0/0 NOOB token into play
B4L4 puts a 0/0 NOOB token into play
B4L4 puts a 0/0 NOOB token into play
B4L4 puts a 0/0 NOOB token into play
B4L4 puts a 0/0 NOOB token into play
B4L4 puts a 0/0 NOOB token into play
B4L4 puts a 0/0 NOOB token into play
MCRmy157 shuffles library
<B4L4> **** u
<B4L4> noob
<B4L4> japanese ****
<MCRmy157> well ok
<System> Player Lost
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Quote from Patrick Chapin »
More games are decided by tight technical play than all other factors combined.
<-------- New Game Started -------->
Julliard's Security Code: 678C1CAB [Type 2]
waltzer's Security Code: 17C9EB4D [Type 2]
It is now turn 1 (Julliard)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step <Julliard> hi
Julliard shuffles library
Julliard shuffles library
Julliard rolled a 14, using a 20 sided die
waltzer draws a card <waltzer> EOT <Julliard> ?
<System> Player Lost
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Thanks to Le_Gambit from "æтђєг" for the amazing banner.
Nice enough guy, but just another example of how complicated new mechanics can seem.
Difermo plays Evangelize from Hand
<Mogg> ?
<Difermo> give me creature
<Mogg> there's no creatures in play
<Difermo> yes there is
<Difermo> Chandra Nalaar
<Difermo> is creature
<Mogg> that's not a creature
<Mogg> that's a planeswalker
<Difermo> yes it is
<Difermo> but
<Mogg> hence on the typeline
<Mogg> it says planeswalker
<Mogg> and not creature
<Difermo> you can kill it only with attacking or
<Difermo> something like blaze
<Difermo> its creature with life 6
<Difermo> no power or to...
<Difermo> wrath of god doesnt working on him
<Mogg> so what you're saying is
<Mogg> it works nothing like a creature
<Mogg> in any way
<Mogg> but it's a creature?
<Difermo> look
<Difermo> you cant kill him with teror
<Difermo> or something like that
<Mogg> why?
<Mogg> because he's not a creature
<Difermo> no
<Difermo> it is creature
<Difermo> with 5 life
<Difermo> now
<Mogg> can you please explain your logic to me?
<Difermo> 6 at start
<Difermo> ok
<Difermo> explain me this
<Difermo> if it;s not creature
<Difermo> how can you attack it
<Difermo> for example
<Mogg> because it's a planeswalker
<Mogg> you could never attack a creature
<Difermo> nvm
<Difermo> ask someone
Difermo untaps Vivid Meadow
Difermo untaps Adarkar Wastes
Difermo untaps Plains
Difermo untaps Adarkar Wastes
Difermo untaps Plains
Difermo puts Evangelize to Hand from Play
It is now the End Phase, Cleanup Step
<Difermo> End my turn
<Mogg> or, alternatively, you could read the rules
Mogg taps Coalition Relic
Coalition Relic now has 1 (+1) counters.
It is now turn 14 (Mogg)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
Mogg untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
Detritivore now has 1 (-1) counters.
background for this games is pretty much he haunting hymned me for 4 cards on turn 4, so I was stuck at 3 lands for several turns until I let his curse of the cabal resolve because it didn't make a difference.
Newto's life total is now 6 (-3)
<Deadlyray> End my turn
It is now turn 21 (Newto)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
Newto untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
Newto draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
Newto plays Swamp from Hand
Newto taps Swamp
Newto taps Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth
Newto taps Caves of Koilos
Newto taps Plains
Newto taps Swamp
Newto plays Liliana Vess from Hand
Liliana Vess now has 3 (+3) counters.
Newto is looking its Library...
Newto plays a facedown card from Library
Newto shuffles library
Newto stops looking its Library...
Newto puts a facedown card on top of Library from Play
<Newto> End my turn
It is now turn 22 (Deadlyray)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
Deadlyray untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
Deadlyray draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Attackers Step
Deadlyray taps Treetop Village
Deadlyray taps Treetop Village
Deadlyray taps Gilt-Leaf Palace
Deadlyray taps Gilt-Leaf Palace
<Newto> which?
It is now the Combat Phase, Combat Damage Step
Newto's life total is now 3 (-3)
Deadlyray taps Gilt-Leaf Palace
Deadlyray plays Birds of Paradise from Hand
<Deadlyray> End my turn
It is now turn 23 (Newto)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
Newto untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
Newto draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
Newto taps Swamp
Newto taps Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth
Newto taps Caves of Koilos
Newto taps Plains
Newto taps Swamp
Newto plays Cairn Wanderer from Hand
Newto puts a 0/0 Cairn Wanderer Abilities (set 1) (Mirri the Cursed) token into play
Newto puts a 0/0 Cairn Wanderer Abilities (set 3) (Stromgald Crusader) token into play
Cairn Wanderer's note changed: Lifelink
It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Attackers Step
Newto taps Cairn Wanderer
Newto taps Cairn Wanderer
Cairn Wanderer's note changed: fear
<Deadlyray> pff gg flooded
<System> Player Lost
So I'm at 3 life, although about to gain 4 more from the wanderer. And he gives up because he was flooded. he could easily have found an answer before I hit lethal, and I'd still be taking 3 damage a turn for every 4 I gained. Although I probably would have tutored for a warhammer or another wanderer for the next turn
Newto puts a 0/0 Cairn Wanderer Abilities (set 1) (Mirri the Cursed) token into play
Newto puts a 0/0 Cairn Wanderer Abilities (set 3) (Stromgald Crusader) token into play
Cairn Wanderer's note changed: Lifelink
It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Attackers Step
Newto taps Cairn Wanderer
Newto taps Cairn Wanderer
Cairn Wanderer's note changed: fear
<Deadlyray> pff gg flooded
<System> Player Lost
where is he getting fear from? lifelink? what happened to set 2 (you have 1 and 3)?
I see him having flying, first strike, haste, protection from white.
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where is he getting fear from? lifelink? what happened to set 2 (you have 1 and 3)?
I see him having flying, first strike, haste, protection from white.
Set 2 is akroma, angel of fury which wasn't in my graveyard, lifelink was from my knight of meadowgrain IO had just put in the deck, and fear from my shriekmaw which I forgot to make a token for. I make a 0/0 tokens for all the creatures in my deck to show what abilities my cairn wanderer has, it's a lot faster, and show them up a lot better than notes, since after a certain point it doesn't show anymore of them on the card.
0:00:00 [Vinyl_Dragon] <-------- New Game Started --------> 0:00:00 [Vinyl_Dragon] Vinyl_Dragon's Security Code: AA33AB2A [Extended] 0:00:00 [Vinyl_Dragon] Player's Security Code: 3672D3CE [Extended] 0:00:00 [Vinyl_Dragon] It is now turn 1 (Player) 0:00:00 [Vinyl_Dragon] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step 0:00:00 [Vinyl_Dragon] <Vinyl_Dragon> hey 0:00:01 [Vinyl_Dragon] Vinyl_Dragon shuffles library 0:00:04 [Player] <Player> hi 0:00:05 [Player] <Player> gl 0:00:05 [Vinyl_Dragon] Vinyl_Dragon rolled a 1, using a 20 sided die 0:00:05 [Player] Player shuffles library 0:00:06 [Player] Player rolled a 11, using a 20 sided die 0:00:07 [Player] Player shuffles library 0:00:08 [Vinyl_Dragon] Vinyl_Dragon shuffles library 0:00:09 [Vinyl_Dragon] Vinyl_Dragon draws 7 cards 0:00:09 [Player] <Player> I p 0:00:12 [Player] Player draws 7 cards 0:00:15 [Player] <Player> kp 0:00:16 [Vinyl_Dragon] Vinyl_Dragon takes a mulligan 0:00:19 [Vinyl_Dragon] Vinyl_Dragon takes a mulligan 0:00:21 [Vinyl_Dragon] <Vinyl_Dragon> kp 0:00:22 [Player] It is now the Precombat Main Phase 0:00:23 [Player] Player plays Overgrown Tomb from Hand 0:00:24 [Player] It is now the End Phase, End Of Turn Step 0:00:25 [Player] <Player> End my turn 0:00:26 [Vinyl_Dragon] It is now turn 2 (Vinyl_Dragon) 0:00:26 [Vinyl_Dragon] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step 0:00:26 [Vinyl_Dragon] Vinyl_Dragon untaps his/her permanents 0:00:27 [Vinyl_Dragon] It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step 0:00:27 [Vinyl_Dragon] Vinyl_Dragon draws a card 0:00:27 [Vinyl_Dragon] It is now the Precombat Main Phase 0:00:29 [Vinyl_Dragon] <Vinyl_Dragon> gg 0:00:31 [<System>] <System> Player Lost
I just can't have a damn game from start to finish without somebody quitting or flaming. I don't know about this guy but it's usually people that think a netdeck will immediately win the game for them. Then there's those that call "casual fun" what should be called "Vintage" and so on. . . It's like. . . I have to spend hours to find a decent game.
I'm only posting this one cause it's just. . . beyond. . . . . .like the idiot that seemed in a rush when he joined - so I ask him why doesn't he greet and so he goes "n00b". I should have taken a screenshot. I dunno why a game that supposedly requires intelligence is like an idiot magnet.
Basic synopsis:
I'm running Wafo-Tapa's Heartbeat Desire from Valencia, he's running some weird 'Goyf control deck, all I saw were Goyfs, Thoughtseizes, Bobs, and Counterbalance (with a Meddling Mage I'm guessing came out of the side.)
Game 1 I get a fairly standard turn 5-6 combo, after he taps two lands to drop a second 'Goyf (leaving him with one Island up). I'm well into my combo, when I try to resolve a Nostalgic Dreams. He Spell Snares, I Remand. He Snares again (obviously) I Remand again. He concedes the game, and we go on to game 2.
Game 2, I had a decent hand with 4 lands, a Sak Elder, a Wish, and a FoF. He Thoughtseizes me, and takes the Elder. Not a terrible play, but suboptimal, IMO. Then he drops Bob, and I rip Sak Elder #2. Then, he drops Meddling mage, naming - I kid you not - Fact or Fiction. When he knows I have Cunning Wish in hand. I'm like, whatever, I Gifts up an Engineered Explosives next turn, and play it, forgetting that I've seen Spell Snare, I only pay 2 mana for it (to be fair, I did plan on Suspending Search for Tomorrow, which I did.) He Snares it, whatever. Meanwhile, through use of Shocklands and Fetchlands, as well as Bob, he's at like 5 life. I have a useless FoF and a Wish in hand, after he once again Thoughtseizes and takes Revive. I drop to 4 from Venser/MMage beats, after he was forced to Venser his own Bob when it dropped him to 2 life. He drops Counterbalance and passes after putting me at 4. I rip Early Harvest with 8 lands in play. I pass, he lays a land, attacks, I tap out, drop Harvest, he uses his Riptide Lab to bounce his Venser, replays it targeting my Harvest. I let that resolve, and replay Harvest, (net Stormcount++) Play Wish, Grab Hunting Pack, tap out, and receive <System> Player Lost
It was so lame and so funny, especially since he had Counterbalance out, and didn't even try to stop any of my spells with it, lol.
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It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Attackers Step
Julliard's life total is now 18 (-1)
<Player> no thats stupid
<Julliard> why?
It is now the Postcombat Main Phase
<Player> because why does it matter what turn it is
Player taps Snow-Covered Mountain
Player plays Martyr of Ashes from Hand
<Player> End my turn
<Julliard> well... ok... i'll change the turn for you
It is now turn 7 (Julliard)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
Julliard untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
Julliard draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
<Player> no dont
Julliard plays Adarkar Wastes from Hand
Julliard taps Boreal Shelf
Julliard taps Snow-Covered Swamp
Julliard taps Adarkar Wastes
Julliard's life total is now 17 (-1)
Julliard plays Jace Beleren from Hand
<Player> because it annoys me, you put my phases back to beginning
<Player> Ok
<Julliard> then change the turn for yourself
<Julliard> i don't get what just happened...
<Player> i dont either
<Player> im bored
<Julliard> so you just wanted to end this quickly?
<Player> your deck is boring and pointless
<Player> if you can
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
Julliard untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
Julliard draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
Now, why is that a trap? He Dead//Goned a Pegasus (from Sacred Mesa) i was using to block his Detritivore, and then said it was Ok.
He did this because he realized next turn I had a 69/69 Avatar token, and Dead//Goned that....
And he said my deck was stupid!!
The rest of G2, he just complained about how the game was so unfair and he never got his Sulfur Elementals (which he did, but I killed them).
It is now the Postcombat Main Phase
Mogg taps Mountain
Mogg plays Martyr of Ashes from Hand
Mogg taps Forest
Mogg taps Pendelhaven
<Ziggy> ...
Mogg reveals a Threaten
Mogg reveals a Incinerate
Mogg reveals a Incinerate
Mogg reveals a Keldon Marauders
Mogg sacrifices Tarmogoyf
Mogg sacrifices Martyr of Ashes
Ziggy puts Heartwood Storyteller to Graveyard from Play
<Mogg> and dourback (Referring to Dauntless Dourback)
<Ziggy> why?
<Ziggy> 5
<Mogg> it's a 4/4
<Ziggy> 5 when u play
<Mogg> 3 land + 1 treefolk
<Mogg> ok
<Mogg> so now it's a 4/4
<Ziggy> 2 tree
<Mogg> with 4 damage on it
<Ziggy> ok?
<Mogg> it's dead
<Ziggy> 4 dmg on 5/5
<Mogg> how is it still a 5/5
<Mogg> you have 1 treefolk
<Mogg> and 3 land
Ziggy puts Heartwood Storyteller into play from Graveyard
<Ziggy> 5/5
<Mogg> but that's not in play anymore
<Ziggy> 4 dmg
Ziggy puts Heartwood Storyteller to Graveyard from Play
<Ziggy> now 4/4
<Mogg> yes
<Mogg> and damage is removed
<Mogg> at end of turn
<Mogg> so right now
<Mogg> it's a 4/4 with 4 damage on it
<Mogg> ok, what exactly
<Mogg> is your argument
<Mogg> for why it's still alive?
<Ziggy> cause is a 5/5 when u sacrifice
<Mogg> but you realize
<Mogg> that it's power toughness can change, right?
<Ziggy> yeah
<Ziggy> understand what u want
<Mogg> ok
<Ziggy> but dont agree
<Mogg> so you understand that it's a 4/4 now?
<Ziggy> yes
<Mogg> and you understand
<Mogg> that damage stays on
<Mogg> until end of turn?
<Ziggy> no
<Mogg> ok
<Mogg> then let me show you something
It is now the End Phase, Cleanup Step
<Mogg> read what it says here
<Mogg> number 2
<Ziggy> talk about combat dmg
<Mogg> all damage
<Mogg> nowhere does it say combat damage
<Ziggy> combat dmg
<Ziggy> look
<Ziggy> maybe i dont know a rule
<Mogg> maybe you don't
<Mogg> would you like it if i show you the rule in the comprehensive rules?
<Ziggy> an exmple
<Ziggy> u know timber protector?
<Mogg> no
<Mogg> i can look it up
<Mogg> ok
<Mogg> what about it?
<Ziggy> imagine 1 timber and 2 other treefolk ok?
<Mogg> ok
<Ziggy> now u play dmnation
<Ziggy> all crea in grave?
<Ziggy> or only the timber?
<Mogg> ok
<Mogg> no
<Ziggy> its same thing that our case
<Mogg> but destroy all creatures
<Mogg> isn't the same
<Mogg> as dealing damage
<Ziggy> u mean that all damage dealt stay on target until end of turn?
<Mogg> 314.2. After discarding, the following actions happen simultaneously: all damage is removed from permanents and all “until end of turn” and “this turn” effects end (this game action doesn’t use the stack).
<Mogg> yes
<Mogg> that's exactly what i mean
<Mogg> that's in the cleanup step
<Mogg> 314. Cleanup Step
<Ziggy> okok
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0:00:21 [meh`] <meh`> play and ill keep
0:00:24 [meh`] meh` draws 7 cards
0:00:24 [Crovax] Crovax draws 7 cards
0:00:28 [Crovax] <Crovax> keep
0:00:28 [meh`] <meh`> Ok
0:00:30 [meh`] <meh`> End my turn
0:00:33 [Crovax] <Crovax> ?
0:00:35 [meh`] <meh`> End my turn
0:00:37 [Crovax] It is now turn 3 (Crovax)
0:00:37 [Crovax] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
0:00:38 [Crovax] Crovax untaps his/her permanents
0:00:38 [Crovax] It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
0:00:39 [Crovax] It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
0:00:39 [Crovax] Crovax draws a card
0:00:39 [Crovax] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
0:00:41 [Crovax] Crovax plays Snow-Covered Island from Hand
0:00:42 [Crovax] Crovax taps Snow-Covered Island
0:00:44 [Crovax] Crovax plays Ancestral Vision from Hand
0:00:46 [Crovax] Ancestral Vision now has 4 (+4) counters.
0:00:46 [meh`] <meh`> Ok
0:00:47 [Crovax] <Crovax> Your go
0:00:51 [meh`] It is now turn 4 (meh`)
0:00:51 [meh`] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
0:00:51 [meh`] meh` untaps his/her permanents
0:00:52 [meh`] It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
0:00:52 [meh`] It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
0:00:52 [meh`] meh` draws a card
0:00:52 [meh`] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
0:00:57 [meh`] meh` puts Shock to Graveyard from Hand
0:00:58 [meh`] <meh`> End my turn
It starts out weird. He immediately says he's gonna keep even before he draws his hand. Then he goes right on discarding, and I feel like I'm goldfishing or something.
0:01:13 [meh`] It is now turn 6 (meh`)
0:01:13 [meh`] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
0:01:14 [meh`] meh` untaps his/her permanents
0:01:15 [meh`] It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
0:01:15 [meh`] It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
0:01:15 [meh`] meh` draws a card
0:01:15 [meh`] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
0:01:17 [meh`] It is now the End Phase, Cleanup Step
0:01:19 [meh`] meh` puts Incinerate to Graveyard from Hand
0:01:20 [meh`] <meh`> End my turn
0:01:36 [Crovax] <Crovax> dude, are you even gonna play or are you gonna just sit there and discard stuff?
0:01:39 [Crovax] It is now turn 7 (Crovax)
0:01:39 [Crovax] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
0:01:40 [Crovax] Crovax untaps his/her permanents
0:01:40 [Crovax] It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
0:01:42 [Crovax] Ancestral Vision now has 2 (-1) counters.
0:01:44 [Crovax] It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
0:01:44 [Crovax] Crovax draws a card
0:01:44 [Crovax] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
0:01:48 [Crovax] Crovax plays Snow-Covered Island from Hand
0:01:52 [Crovax] <Crovax> Your go
0:02:03 [meh`] <meh`> wow way to be a dick while im landscrewed
0:02:11 [meh`] <meh`> are this nice to all of your opponents?
I wanted to respond to this last comment here. I mean, landscrewed? Then why didn't you take a mulligan? It wasn't even close to ending though. Game 2 goes on with him first mulliganing to 0, then playing lands and mana-burning himself until he's dead. Then the real jerk comes out:
0:02:31 [meh`] It is now turn 15 (meh`)
0:02:31 [meh`] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
0:02:32 [meh`] meh` untaps his/her permanents
0:02:32 [meh`] It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
0:02:32 [meh`] It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
0:02:32 [meh`] meh` draws a card
0:02:32 [meh`] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
0:02:35 [meh`] meh` plays Mountain from Hand
0:02:36 [meh`] meh` taps Mountain
0:02:36 [meh`] meh` taps Mountain
0:02:37 [meh`] meh` plays Ironclaw Orcs from Hand
0:02:38 [meh`] <meh`> End my turn
0:02:40 [Crovax] It is now turn 16 (Crovax)
0:02:40 [Crovax] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
0:02:41 [Crovax] Crovax untaps his/her permanents
0:02:41 [Crovax] It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
0:02:42 [Crovax] It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
0:02:42 [Crovax] Crovax draws a card
0:02:42 [Crovax] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
0:02:44 [Crovax] Crovax plays Dreadship Reef from Hand
0:02:45 [Crovax] It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Attackers Step
0:02:46 [Crovax] Crovax taps Teferi, Mage of Zhalfir
0:02:46 [meh`] Crovax taps Teferi, Mage of Zhalfir
0:02:52 [Crovax] <Crovax> can't (here he tries to block Teferi with the Orcs.)
0:02:58 [meh`] meh` puts Ironclaw Orcs to Graveyard from Play
0:03:00 [meh`] meh`'s life total is now 5 (+2)
0:03:06 [Crovax] <Crovax> wait, what the hell?
0:03:13 [meh`] meh`'s life total is now 2000 (+1995)
0:03:20 [meh`] <meh`> done?
0:03:24 [Crovax] <Crovax> what are you doing here?
0:03:33 [meh`] meh` is looking its Library...
0:03:35 [meh`] meh` puts card to Hand from Library
0:03:39 [meh`] meh` puts card to Hand from Library
0:03:40 [meh`] meh` shuffles library
0:03:40 [meh`] meh` stops looking its Library...
0:03:47 [meh`] <meh`> done now?
0:04:05 [meh`] meh`'s life total is now 5000 (+3000)
0:04:11 [meh`] meh`'s life total is now 4997 (-3)
0:04:35 [meh`] meh` puts a 4/4 Zombie token into play (he then takes an arrow from the Zombie to Teferi)
0:05:15 [Crovax] <Crovax> no
0:05:24 [meh`] meh` is now the controller of Teferi, Mage of Zhalfir
0:05:25 [meh`] meh` untaps Teferi, Mage of Zhalfir
0:05:26 [meh`] meh` puts Teferi, Mage of Zhalfir to Graveyard from Play
0:05:29 [meh`] meh` is now the controller of Snow-Covered Island
0:05:29 [meh`] meh` is now the controller of Snow-Covered Island
0:05:29 [meh`] meh` is now the controller of Desert
0:05:29 [meh`] meh` is now the controller of Snow-Covered Island
0:05:29 [meh`] meh` is now the controller of Dreadship Reef
0:05:29 [meh`] meh` is now the controller of Snow-Covered Island
0:05:29 [meh`] meh` is now the controller of Dreadship Reef
0:05:32 [meh`] meh` puts Desert to Graveyard from Play
0:05:32 [meh`] meh` puts Snow-Covered Island to Graveyard from Play
0:05:32 [meh`] meh` puts Dreadship Reef to Graveyard from Play
0:05:32 [meh`] meh` puts Snow-Covered Island to Graveyard from Play
0:05:32 [meh`] meh` puts Dreadship Reef to Graveyard from Play
0:05:34 [meh`] meh` puts Snow-Covered Island to Graveyard from Play
0:05:34 [meh`] meh` puts Snow-Covered Island to Graveyard from Play
0:05:43 [meh`] <meh`> no permanents
0:05:45 [meh`] <meh`> you cant talk
0:05:49 [Crovax] <Crovax> sure I can dammit
0:05:55 [meh`] <meh`> nope
0:05:59 [Crovax] <Crovax> just got your ******* ass DQ-d
0:06:11 [meh`] <meh`> from single elim?
0:06:13 [Crovax] <Crovax> stop behaving like a 5 year old if you want to play
0:06:17 [meh`] <meh`> when i was already dead?
0:06:31 [Crovax] <Crovax> you didn't have to be an ass about it
0:06:32 [meh`] <meh`> you really went to that effort?
And then I just closed the window. I swear, the time when I find an ******* in an online LEAGUE when I can't find one by just starting MWS and getting on a game on a whim... the world's ending, folks.
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0:10:22 [iLL0giqal] <iLL0giqal> End my turn
0:10:22 [iLL0giqal] <iLL0giqal> End my turn
0:10:23 [iLL0giqal] <iLL0giqal> End my turn
0:10:23 [iLL0giqal] <iLL0giqal> End my turn
0:10:23 [iLL0giqal] <iLL0giqal> End my turn
0:10:23 [iLL0giqal] <iLL0giqal> End my turn
0:10:23 [iLL0giqal] <iLL0giqal> End my turn
0:10:25 [Spike] Spike untaps his/her permanents
0:10:25 [Spike] Spike draws a card
0:10:31 [iLL0giqal] iLL0giqal hides card in hand
0:10:38 [Spike] Spike taps Island
0:10:40 [Spike] Spike taps Plains
0:10:41 [Spike] Spike taps Plains
0:10:46 [Spike] Reality Acid is enchanting Wren's Run Vanquisher now
0:10:46 [Spike] Spike puts Reality Acid into play from Hand
0:10:55 [Spike] Reality Acid now has 3 (+3) counters.
0:11:01 [Spike] <Spike> End my turn/Pass
0:11:05 [iLL0giqal] It is now turn 9 (Spike)
0:11:05 [iLL0giqal] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
0:11:06 [Spike] Reality Acid is enchanting no target now
0:11:06 [iLL0giqal] It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
0:11:06 [iLL0giqal] iLL0giqal untaps his/her permanents
0:11:07 [iLL0giqal] It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
0:11:07 [iLL0giqal] iLL0giqal draws a card
0:11:07 [iLL0giqal] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
0:11:08 [Spike] iLL0giqal is now the controller of Reality Acid
0:11:19 [Spike] <Spike> easier to see
0:11:32 [iLL0giqal] iLL0giqal taps Swamp
0:11:33 [iLL0giqal] iLL0giqal taps Forest
0:11:34 [iLL0giqal] iLL0giqal taps Forest
0:11:36 [iLL0giqal] iLL0giqal taps Forest
0:11:37 [iLL0giqal] iLL0giqal taps Forest
0:11:39 [iLL0giqal] iLL0giqal plays Primal Command from Hand
0:11:43 [iLL0giqal] <iLL0giqal> Ok?
0:11:45 [Spike] <Spike> k
0:11:49 [iLL0giqal] <iLL0giqal> life n search
0:11:51 [Spike] <Spike> k
0:11:52 [iLL0giqal] iLL0giqal's life total is now 32 (+7)
0:11:55 [iLL0giqal] iLL0giqal is looking its Library...
0:12:00 [iLL0giqal] iLL0giqal puts Wren's Run Packmaster into play from Library
0:12:01 [iLL0giqal] iLL0giqal shuffles library
0:12:01 [iLL0giqal] iLL0giqal stops looking its Library...
0:12:02 [iLL0giqal] iLL0giqal puts Wren's Run Packmaster to Hand from Play
0:12:06 [iLL0giqal] iLL0giqal sacrifices Primal Command
0:12:08 [Spike] iLL0giqal taps Wren's Run Vanquisher
0:12:08 [iLL0giqal] iLL0giqal taps Wren's Run Vanquisher
0:12:13 [Spike] <Spike> resp
0:12:14 [Spike] Spike taps Adarkar Wastes
0:12:16 [Spike] Spike's life total is now 4 (-1)
0:12:17 [Spike] Spike taps Vedalken Mastermind
0:12:20 [Spike] Spike is now the controller of Reality Acid
0:12:24 [Spike] Spike puts Reality Acid to Hand from Play
0:12:25 [Spike] <Spike> it dies
0:12:30 [Spike] Spike plays Reality Acid from Hand
0:12:59 [iLL0giqal] <iLL0giqal> You dont control it when its enchanted to MY creature noob
0:13:18 [iLL0giqal] <iLL0giqal> nice try
0:13:19 [Spike] <Spike> i'm still the controller... i just enchanted your guy >_>
0:13:35 [iLL0giqal] <iLL0giqal> dude you dont know the rules and your deck sucks
0:13:55 [Spike] <Spike> lolz then why am i not dead yet and your vanquisher is?
0:14:12 [iLL0giqal] <iLL0giqal> lol 4 to 32 your decks a joke
0:14:25 [<System>] <System> Player Lost
0:15:39 [<System>] <System> Session Lost
0:15:39 [<System>] <System> Disconnected
Gotta love idiots.
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The funny thing was that the opponent was playing seriously. He had the worst stoke of luck.
0:00:00 [Saymon] <-------- Novo jogo iniciado -------->
0:00:00 [Saymon] Saymon's Codigo de segurança: 0AC062BA/sb [Extended]
0:00:00 [Saymon] Player's Codigo de segurança: 8787D76A/sb [Extended]
0:00:00 [Saymon] It is now turn 1 (Saymon)
0:00:00 [Saymon] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
0:00:00 [Player] Player shuffles library
0:00:00 [Saymon] Saymon shuffles library
0:00:01 [Player] Player shuffles library
0:00:02 [Saymon] Saymon shuffles library
0:00:03 [Saymon] Saymon shuffles library
0:00:04 [Saymon] Saymon shuffles library
0:00:05 [Player] <Player> Ok
0:00:06 [Saymon] Saymon draws 7 cards
0:00:06 [Player] <Player> I p
0:00:08 [Player] Player draws 7 cards
0:00:10 [Saymon] Saymon takes a mulligan
0:00:11 [Player] <Player> kp
0:00:13 [Saymon] <Saymon> kp
0:00:15 [Player] It is now turn 2 (Player)
0:00:15 [Player] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
0:00:15 [Player] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
0:00:17 [Player] Player plays Bloodstained Mire from Hand
0:00:17 [Player] Player taps Bloodstained Mire
0:00:18 [Player] Player's life total is now 19 (-1)
0:00:20 [Player] Player sacrifices Bloodstained Mire
0:00:21 [Player] Player is looking its Library...
0:00:23 [Player] Player puts Swamp into play from Library
0:00:23 [Player] Player shuffles library
0:00:23 [Player] Player stops looking its Library...
0:00:24 [Player] Player taps Swamp
0:00:25 [Player] Player plays Sensei's Divining Top from Hand
0:00:26 [Player] It is now the End Phase, End Of Turn Step
0:00:26 [Player] <Player> End my turn
0:00:30 [Saymon] It is now turn 3 (Saymon)
0:00:30 [Saymon] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
0:00:34 [Saymon] It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
0:00:34 [Saymon] Saymon draws a card
0:00:34 [Saymon] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
0:00:51 [Saymon] <Saymon> Thinking
0:00:59 [Saymon] Saymon plays Blood Crypt from Hand
0:01:05 [Saymon] Saymon's life total is now 18 (-2)
0:01:21 [Saymon] Saymon's life total is now 8 (-10)
0:01:32 [Saymon] Saymon's life total is now 2 (-6)
0:01:36 [Saymon] Saymon plays Bond of Agony from Hand
0:01:45 [Player] <Player> need to pay x mana
0:01:50 [Player] <Player> not just life
0:01:55 [Player] <Player> x is in the cost
0:02:02 [Saymon] Saymon untaps Blood Crypt
0:02:04 [Saymon] Saymon taps Blood Crypt
0:02:18 [Player] <Player> yeah but you need to pay mana as well
0:02:28 [Player] <Player> you are better off with a demon fire
0:02:29 [<System>] <System> Player Lost
MTG Rules Advisor
Winner of Weekly Contest Week 39.
<Gabner> End my turn
It is now turn 7 (Doty[BRA])
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
Doty[BRA] untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
Doty[BRA] draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
Doty[BRA] plays Mishra's Factory from Hand
Doty[BRA] taps Island
Doty[BRA] plays Sensei's Divining Top from Hand
It is now the End Phase, End Of Turn Step
<Doty[BRA]> Pass
<Gabner> factory not legal
<Doty[BRA]> 10th edition
<Doty[BRA]> check list
<Gabner> lol um no
<Gabner> its not in 10th
<Doty[BRA]> it is
<Gabner> nope
<Doty[BRA]> wait a minute
<Doty[BRA]> i can bring u link
<Gabner> k
<Gabner> go for it
<Gabner> i want to see this
<Gabner> lol
<Doty[BRA]> n
<Doty[BRA]> its on lowrin
<Gabner> factory is in lorwyn?
<Doty[BRA]> lorwyn *
<Doty[BRA]> ya
<Gabner> show me the link
<Gabner> where factory is in lorwyn
<Doty[BRA]> sec
<Gabner> please i gotta see this
<Doty[BRA]> http://www.devir.com.br/magic/lorwyn_cl.php
<Gabner> k checking
<Gabner> what number?
<Doty[BRA]> its not on this list
<Gabner> no
<Doty[BRA]> i saw factory playing @ mol
<Doty[BRA]> let me find
<Doty[BRA]> what edition
<Gabner> its a promo on mol
<Gabner> its not extended legal
<Doty[BRA]> i played ext
<Doty[BRA]> against a factory
<Gabner> nope
<Gabner> sorry, this is funny and all, but i gotta go
Mine for instance shows :symgu:.
MTG Rules Advisor
Winner of Weekly Contest Week 39.
Also, epic slow-play by one of my opponents. Don't have a transcript, but here's how it goes.
Opponent pops Lili for 8, resurrects everything (he's at 1). He gets his Haakon, my three Hyppies, one Korlash, two Tombstalkers, and one Graveborn Muse.
I draw and pass the turn. He skips straight to the draw. I say "Oy, Graveborn."
The guy completely forgets he has a Nameless Inversion in his grave and says gg. >_>
[GTC] Gatecrash Patch for MWS (249/249)
nameless inversion wouldn't have helped him in that case
Even with inversion in the 'yard and enough mana to kill korlash, muse, and Haakon (he needs to kill them all in order to not lose any life to the muse (they're all zombies, and the muse's ability counts the # of zombied he controls)), he would still lose 2 life to Haakon's "goes into graveyard from play" ability, and at 1 life, that is lethal, as would the 1 life lost from killing everything except haakon, then letting the muse's ability resolve.
now, if he had inverted the muse at the end of your turn, the entire problem would have been avoided.
0:00:00 [nezumi] <Opponent is requesting a new game>
0:00:00 [Yasuragi] Yasuragi shuffles library
0:00:00 [Yasuragi] <Yasuragi> Dr.Cox: I don't know if they taught you this in the land of fairies and puppy dog tails where you obviously, if not grew up, then at least spent most of your summers, but you're in the real world now! N'kay?
0:00:00 [Yasuragi] Yasuragi draws 0 cards
0:00:00 [nezumi] nezumi shuffles library
0:00:00 [nezumi] <nezumi> brasil
0:00:00 [nezumi] nezumi draws 0 cards
0:00:00 [Yasuragi] <-------- New Game Started -------->
0:00:00 [Yasuragi] Yasuragi's Security Code: E3CE33F3 [Type 1.5]
0:00:00 [Yasuragi] nezumi's Security Code: C84BAE5A [???]
0:00:00 [Yasuragi] It is now turn 1 (nezumi)
0:00:00 [Yasuragi] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
0:00:01 [nezumi] nezumi shuffles library
0:00:01 [Yasuragi] <Yasuragi> hi
0:00:02 [nezumi] nezumi shuffles library
0:00:02 [Yasuragi] Yasuragi rolled a 2, using a 20 sided die
0:00:04 [nezumi] nezumi shuffles library
0:00:04 [Yasuragi] Yasuragi shuffles library
0:00:05 [Yasuragi] Yasuragi shuffles library
0:00:06 [nezumi] nezumi shuffles library
0:00:06 [Yasuragi] Yasuragi shuffles library
0:00:08 [nezumi] nezumi rolled a 18, using a 20 sided die
0:00:11 [nezumi] <nezumi> 18
0:00:16 [Yasuragi] <Yasuragi> yes it was
0:00:25 [nezumi] <nezumi> roll
0:00:30 [nezumi] nezumi draws a card
0:00:30 [nezumi] nezumi draws a card
0:00:31 [nezumi] nezumi draws a card
0:00:31 [nezumi] nezumi draws a card
0:00:32 [nezumi] nezumi draws a card
0:00:32 [nezumi] nezumi draws a card
0:00:32 [nezumi] nezumi draws a card
0:00:32 [Yasuragi] <Yasuragi> look above
0:00:40 [Yasuragi] <Yasuragi> right below where I said hi
0:00:45 [nezumi] <nezumi> ok
0:00:46 [Yasuragi] Yasuragi draws 7 cards
0:00:46 [nezumi] <nezumi> i yes
0:00:52 [Yasuragi] <Yasuragi> Keep
0:01:07 [nezumi] <nezumi> mulligan
0:01:08 [nezumi] nezumi takes a mulligan
0:01:11 [nezumi] nezumi plays Swamp from Hand
0:01:12 [nezumi] <nezumi> End my turn
0:01:12 [nezumi] It is now turn 2 (Yasuragi)
0:01:12 [nezumi] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
0:01:15 [Yasuragi] It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
0:01:15 [Yasuragi] It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
0:01:15 [Yasuragi] Yasuragi draws a card
0:01:15 [Yasuragi] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
0:01:20 [Yasuragi] Yasuragi plays Taiga from Hand
0:01:21 [Yasuragi] Yasuragi taps Taiga
0:01:22 [nezumi] <nezumi> where you from??
0:01:23 [Yasuragi] Yasuragi plays Llanowar Elves from Hand
0:01:24 [Yasuragi] It is now the End Phase, End Of Turn Step
0:01:26 [Yasuragi] <Yasuragi> End my turn
0:01:28 [Yasuragi] <Yasuragi> USA
0:01:32 [nezumi] nezumi draws a card
0:01:34 [nezumi] nezumi plays Swamp from Hand
0:01:35 [Yasuragi] It is now turn 3 (nezumi)
0:01:35 [Yasuragi] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
0:01:35 [Yasuragi] It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
0:01:36 [Yasuragi] It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
0:01:36 [nezumi] nezumi taps Swamp
0:01:36 [Yasuragi] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
0:01:36 [nezumi] nezumi taps Swamp
0:01:39 [nezumi] nezumi plays Nezumi Graverobber--Nighteyes the Desecrator from Hand
0:01:43 [nezumi] It is now turn 4 (Yasuragi)
0:01:43 [nezumi] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
0:01:45 [nezumi] <nezumi> End my turn
0:01:49 [Yasuragi] Yasuragi untaps his/her permanents
0:01:50 [Yasuragi] It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
0:01:50 [Yasuragi] It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
0:01:51 [Yasuragi] Yasuragi draws a card
0:01:51 [Yasuragi] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
0:01:54 [nezumi] <nezumi> deck elf??
0:01:56 [nezumi] <nezumi> woa
0:02:00 [nezumi] <nezumi> with mountain
0:02:04 [Yasuragi] Yasuragi plays Taiga from Hand
0:02:14 [Yasuragi] <Yasuragi> Thinking...
0:02:18 [Yasuragi] Yasuragi taps Taiga
0:02:21 [Yasuragi] Yasuragi taps Taiga
0:02:22 [Yasuragi] Yasuragi taps Llanowar Elves
0:02:23 [Yasuragi] Yasuragi plays Fecundity from Hand
0:02:29 [Yasuragi] It is now the End Phase, End Of Turn Step
0:02:30 [Yasuragi] <Yasuragi> End my turn
0:02:34 [nezumi] nezumi untaps his/her permanents
0:02:35 [nezumi] nezumi draws a card
0:02:36 [Yasuragi] It is now turn 5 (nezumi)
0:02:36 [Yasuragi] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
0:02:36 [Yasuragi] It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
0:02:37 [Yasuragi] It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
0:02:37 [Yasuragi] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
0:02:37 [nezumi] nezumi plays Swamp from Hand
0:02:52 [nezumi] nezumi taps Swamp
0:02:52 [nezumi] nezumi taps Swamp
0:02:57 [nezumi] <nezumi> remove
0:03:01 [nezumi] <nezumi> graveyard card (I have no cards in my graveyard)
0:03:03 [Yasuragi] <Yasuragi> you have to have a target
0:03:09 [nezumi] <nezumi> dont have
0:03:10 [nezumi] <nezumi> o
0:03:15 [nezumi] nezumi untaps Swamp
0:03:15 [nezumi] nezumi untaps Swamp
0:03:17 [nezumi] <nezumi> sorry
0:03:20 [nezumi] nezumi taps Nezumi Graverobber--Nighteyes the Desecrator
0:03:22 [nezumi] <nezumi> -2
0:03:24 [Yasuragi] It is now the Combat Phase, Combat Damage Step
0:03:26 [Yasuragi] Yasuragi's life total is now 18 (-2)
0:03:27 [nezumi] <nezumi> go
0:03:28 [Yasuragi] It is now the Postcombat Main Phase
0:03:28 [nezumi] <nezumi> End my turn
0:03:29 [nezumi] It is now turn 6 (Yasuragi)
0:03:29 [nezumi] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
0:03:30 [Yasuragi] Yasuragi untaps his/her permanents
0:03:31 [Yasuragi] It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
0:03:31 [Yasuragi] It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
0:03:32 [Yasuragi] Yasuragi draws a card
0:03:32 [Yasuragi] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
0:03:47 [Yasuragi] <Yasuragi> Thinking...
0:03:55 [nezumi] <nezumi> k
0:03:57 [Yasuragi] Yasuragi plays Windswept Heath from Hand
0:04:00 [Yasuragi] Yasuragi taps Taiga
0:04:02 [Yasuragi] Yasuragi taps Taiga
0:04:05 [Yasuragi] Yasuragi plays Priest of Titania from Hand
0:04:18 [Yasuragi] It is now the Combat Phase, Beginning Of Combat Step
0:04:19 [Yasuragi] It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Attackers Step
0:04:20 [Yasuragi] Yasuragi taps Llanowar Elves
0:04:20 [nezumi] Yasuragi taps Llanowar Elves
0:04:35 [Yasuragi] It is now the Combat Phase, Combat Damage Step
0:04:37 [nezumi] <nezumi> hmm
0:04:40 [Yasuragi] It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Attackers Step
0:04:46 [nezumi] <nezumi> ataco??
0:04:49 [nezumi] <nezumi> com lanowar??
0:04:52 [nezumi] <nezumi> atack??
0:04:55 [nezumi] <nezumi> with lanowar?
0:04:56 [Yasuragi] <Yasuragi> it is the attack phase after all
0:05:05 [nezumi] nezumi's life total is now 19 (-1)
0:05:07 [nezumi] <nezumi> ok
0:05:09 [Yasuragi] It is now the Postcombat Main Phase
0:05:11 [Yasuragi] It is now the End Phase, End Of Turn Step
0:05:11 [nezumi] <nezumi> can i go?
0:05:12 [Yasuragi] <Yasuragi> End my turn
0:05:16 [nezumi] nezumi untaps his/her permanents
0:05:18 [nezumi] nezumi draws a card
0:05:18 [Yasuragi] It is now turn 7 (nezumi)
0:05:18 [Yasuragi] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
0:05:18 [Yasuragi] It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
0:05:19 [Yasuragi] It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
0:05:19 [Yasuragi] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
0:05:20 [nezumi] nezumi plays Swamp from Hand
0:05:28 [nezumi] nezumi taps Swamp
0:05:28 [nezumi] nezumi taps Swamp
0:05:30 [nezumi] nezumi plays Nezumi Graverobber--Nighteyes the Desecrator from Hand
0:05:42 [nezumi] <nezumi> End my turn
0:05:43 [nezumi] It is now turn 8 (Yasuragi)
0:05:43 [nezumi] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
0:05:44 [nezumi] <nezumi> go
0:05:45 [Yasuragi] Yasuragi untaps his/her permanents
0:05:45 [Yasuragi] It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
0:05:46 [Yasuragi] It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
0:05:47 [Yasuragi] Yasuragi draws a card
0:05:47 [Yasuragi] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
0:06:02 [Yasuragi] Yasuragi taps Priest of Titania
0:06:04 [Yasuragi] Yasuragi plays Wirewood Hivemaster from Hand
0:06:13 [Yasuragi] Yasuragi taps Taiga
0:06:14 [Yasuragi] Yasuragi taps Taiga
0:06:16 [Yasuragi] Yasuragi plays Wirewood Hivemaster from Hand
0:06:22 [Yasuragi] Yasuragi puts a 1/1 Insect token into play
0:06:31 [Yasuragi] It is now the End Phase, End Of Turn Step
0:06:32 [Yasuragi] <Yasuragi> End my turn
0:06:36 [nezumi] nezumi untaps his/her permanents
0:06:37 [Yasuragi] It is now turn 9 (nezumi)
0:06:37 [Yasuragi] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
0:06:38 [nezumi] nezumi draws a card
0:06:38 [Yasuragi] It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
0:06:38 [Yasuragi] It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
0:06:38 [Yasuragi] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
0:07:03 [nezumi] nezumi taps Swamp
0:07:03 [nezumi] nezumi taps Swamp
0:07:03 [nezumi] nezumi taps Swamp
0:07:05 [nezumi] nezumi plays Patron of the Nezumi from Hand
0:07:08 [nezumi] nezumi sacrifices Nezumi Graverobber--Nighteyes the Desecrator
0:07:08 [nezumi] nezumi sacrifices Nezumi Graverobber--Nighteyes the Desecrator
0:07:10 [nezumi] nezumi draws a card
0:07:11 [nezumi] nezumi draws a card
0:07:13 [Yasuragi] <Yasuragi> a rat
0:07:14 [nezumi] nezumi plays Swamp from Hand
0:07:16 [nezumi] nezumi taps Swamp
0:07:16 [nezumi] nezumi taps Swamp
0:07:18 [Yasuragi] <Yasuragi> not multiple rats
0:07:18 [nezumi] nezumi plays Nezumi Graverobber--Nighteyes the Desecrator from Hand
0:07:22 [nezumi] <nezumi> ...
0:07:27 [nezumi] <nezumi> wow
0:07:30 [nezumi] <nezumi> aff
0:07:32 [Yasuragi] <Yasuragi> singular
0:07:35 [nezumi] nezumi untaps Swamp
0:07:35 [nezumi] nezumi untaps Swamp
0:07:35 [nezumi] nezumi untaps Swamp
0:07:35 [nezumi] nezumi untaps Swamp
0:07:35 [nezumi] nezumi untaps Swamp
0:07:37 [nezumi] nezumi puts a Swamp on top of Library from Play
0:07:40 [nezumi] nezumi puts Nezumi Graverobber--Nighteyes the Desecrator into play from Graveyard
0:07:41 [nezumi] nezumi puts Nezumi Graverobber--Nighteyes the Desecrator into play from Graveyard
0:07:43 [nezumi] nezumi puts Nezumi Graverobber--Nighteyes the Desecrator to Hand from Play
0:07:46 [nezumi] nezumi puts Patron of the Nezumi to Hand from Play
0:07:47 [nezumi] nezumi puts Swamp to Hand from Play
0:07:48 [nezumi] nezumi plays Swamp from Hand
0:08:07 [nezumi] nezumi taps Swamp
0:08:07 [nezumi] nezumi taps Swamp
0:08:09 [nezumi] nezumi plays Nezumi Graverobber--Nighteyes the Desecrator from Hand
0:08:22 [nezumi] <nezumi> wai
0:08:22 [nezumi] <nezumi> n
0:08:23 [Yasuragi] <Yasuragi> the swamp you put on top of your library was in play
0:08:25 [nezumi] nezumi puts Nezumi Graverobber--Nighteyes the Desecrator to Hand from Play
0:08:27 [nezumi] nezumi untaps Swamp
0:08:27 [nezumi] nezumi untaps Swamp
0:08:29 [nezumi] nezumi taps Swamp
0:08:29 [nezumi] nezumi taps Swamp
0:08:30 [nezumi] nezumi plays Hero's Demise from Hand
0:08:33 [nezumi] nezumi puts Hero's Demise to Graveyard from Play
0:08:35 [nezumi] nezumi taps Swamp
0:08:35 [nezumi] nezumi taps Swamp
0:08:45 [nezumi] Nezumi Graverobber--Nighteyes the Desecrator is now 4/2
0:08:47 [Yasuragi] <Yasuragi> you have to have a target to play that
0:08:48 [nezumi] nezumi puts Hero's Demise to RFG from Graveyard
0:08:54 [nezumi] <nezumi> no
0:08:55 [nezumi] <nezumi> af
0:08:55 [Yasuragi] <Yasuragi> it is a targeted spell
0:08:57 [nezumi] nezumi puts Hero's Demise to Hand from RFG
0:09:01 [nezumi] nezumi untaps Swamp
0:09:01 [nezumi] nezumi untaps Swamp
0:09:02 [nezumi] nezumi plays Nezumi Graverobber--Nighteyes the Desecrator from Hand
0:09:06 [Yasuragi] <Yasuragi> "Destroy target legendary creature"
0:09:07 [nezumi] Nezumi Graverobber--Nighteyes the Desecrator is now 2/1
0:09:09 [nezumi] <nezumi> ok go
0:09:14 [Yasuragi] <Yasuragi> did you just start playing
0:09:22 [nezumi] <nezumi> go
0:09:29 [nezumi] <nezumi> End my turn
0:09:29 [nezumi] It is now turn 10 (Yasuragi)
0:09:29 [nezumi] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
0:09:30 [Yasuragi] <Yasuragi> Did you?
0:09:43 [nezumi] <nezumi> End my turn
0:09:43 [nezumi] <nezumi> End my turn
0:09:43 [nezumi] <nezumi> End my turn
0:09:44 [nezumi] <nezumi> End my turn
0:09:44 [nezumi] <nezumi> End my turn
0:09:44 [nezumi] <nezumi> End my turn
0:09:45 [nezumi] <nezumi> go
0:09:59 [Yasuragi] <Yasuragi> Like I said in the Game notes: "No idiots"
0:10:03 [<System>] <System> Session Lost
0:10:03 [<System>] <System> Disconnected
:symb::symr::symg:Jund:symb::symr::symg:
<-------- New Game Started -------->
MCRmy157's Security Code: 9AE1E3BF [Type 1.5]
B4L4's Security Code: 09C88FBE [???]
It is now turn 1 (MCRmy157)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
MCRmy157 shuffles library
B4L4 puts a 0/0 NOOB token into play
B4L4 puts a 0/0 NOOB token into play
B4L4 puts a 0/0 NOOB token into play
B4L4 puts a 0/0 NOOB token into play
B4L4 puts a 0/0 NOOB token into play
B4L4 puts a 0/0 NOOB token into play
B4L4 puts a 0/0 NOOB token into play
B4L4 puts a 0/0 NOOB token into play
B4L4 puts a 0/0 NOOB token into play
B4L4 puts a 0/0 NOOB token into play
B4L4 puts a 0/0 NOOB token into play
B4L4 puts a 0/0 NOOB token into play
B4L4 puts a 0/0 NOOB token into play
B4L4 puts a 0/0 NOOB token into play
B4L4 puts a 0/0 NOOB token into play
B4L4 puts a 0/0 NOOB token into play
B4L4 puts a 0/0 NOOB token into play
B4L4 puts a 0/0 NOOB token into play
B4L4 puts a 0/0 NOOB token into play
B4L4 puts a 0/0 NOOB token into play
B4L4 puts a 0/0 NOOB token into play
B4L4 puts a 0/0 NOOB token into play
B4L4 puts a 0/0 NOOB token into play
B4L4 puts a 0/0 NOOB token into play
B4L4 puts a 0/0 NOOB token into play
B4L4 puts a 0/0 NOOB token into play
B4L4 puts a 0/0 NOOB token into play
B4L4 puts a 0/0 NOOB token into play
B4L4 puts a 0/0 NOOB token into play
B4L4 puts a 0/0 NOOB token into play
B4L4 puts a 0/0 NOOB token into play
B4L4 puts a 0/0 NOOB token into play
B4L4 puts a 0/0 NOOB token into play
B4L4 puts a 0/0 NOOB token into play
B4L4 puts a 0/0 NOOB token into play
B4L4 puts a 0/0 NOOB token into play
B4L4 puts a 0/0 NOOB token into play
B4L4 puts a 0/0 NOOB token into play
B4L4 puts a 0/0 NOOB token into play
B4L4 puts a 0/0 NOOB token into play
MCRmy157 shuffles library
<B4L4> **** u
<B4L4> noob
<B4L4> japanese ****
<MCRmy157> well ok
<System> Player Lost
:symb::symr::symg:Jund:symb::symr::symg:
Julliard's Security Code: 678C1CAB [Type 2]
waltzer's Security Code: 17C9EB4D [Type 2]
It is now turn 1 (Julliard)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
<Julliard> hi
Julliard shuffles library
Julliard shuffles library
Julliard rolled a 14, using a 20 sided die
waltzer draws a card
<waltzer> EOT
<Julliard> ?
...?
Difermo plays Evangelize from Hand
<Difermo> give me creature
<Mogg> there's no creatures in play
<Difermo> yes there is
<Difermo> Chandra Nalaar
<Difermo> is creature
<Mogg> that's not a creature
<Mogg> that's a planeswalker
<Difermo> yes it is
<Difermo> but
<Mogg> hence on the typeline
<Mogg> it says planeswalker
<Mogg> and not creature
<Difermo> you can kill it only with attacking or
<Difermo> something like blaze
<Difermo> its creature with life 6
<Difermo> no power or to...
<Difermo> wrath of god doesnt working on him
<Mogg> so what you're saying is
<Mogg> it works nothing like a creature
<Mogg> in any way
<Mogg> but it's a creature?
<Difermo> look
<Difermo> you cant kill him with teror
<Difermo> or something like that
<Mogg> why?
<Mogg> because he's not a creature
<Difermo> no
<Difermo> it is creature
<Difermo> with 5 life
<Difermo> now
<Mogg> can you please explain your logic to me?
<Difermo> 6 at start
<Difermo> ok
<Difermo> explain me this
<Difermo> if it;s not creature
<Difermo> how can you attack it
<Difermo> for example
<Mogg> because it's a planeswalker
<Mogg> you could never attack a creature
<Difermo> nvm
<Difermo> ask someone
Difermo untaps Adarkar Wastes
Difermo untaps Plains
Difermo untaps Adarkar Wastes
Difermo untaps Plains
Difermo puts Evangelize to Hand from Play
It is now the End Phase, Cleanup Step
<Mogg> or, alternatively, you could read the rules
Coalition Relic now has 1 (+1) counters.
It is now turn 14 (Mogg)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
Mogg untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
Detritivore now has 1 (-1) counters.
<Mogg> i noticed
BWTeysa, Orzhov Scion
GWRhys the Redeemed
GUKruphix, God of Horizons
GRXenagos, God of Revels
GThrun, the Last Troll
GStompy
That's hilarious. If my sig wasn't too big already this'd be in there.
<Deadlyray> End my turn
It is now turn 21 (Newto)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
Newto untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
Newto draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
Newto plays Swamp from Hand
Newto taps Swamp
Newto taps Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth
Newto taps Caves of Koilos
Newto taps Plains
Newto taps Swamp
Newto plays Liliana Vess from Hand
Liliana Vess now has 3 (+3) counters.
Newto is looking its Library...
Newto plays a facedown card from Library
Newto shuffles library
Newto stops looking its Library...
Newto puts a facedown card on top of Library from Play
<Newto> End my turn
It is now turn 22 (Deadlyray)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
Deadlyray untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
It is now the Beginning Phase, Draw Step
Deadlyray draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Attackers Step
Deadlyray taps Treetop Village
Deadlyray taps Treetop Village
Deadlyray taps Gilt-Leaf Palace
Deadlyray taps Gilt-Leaf Palace
<Newto> which?
It is now the Combat Phase, Combat Damage Step
Newto's life total is now 3 (-3)
Deadlyray taps Gilt-Leaf Palace
Deadlyray plays Birds of Paradise from Hand
<Deadlyray> End my turn
It is now turn 23 (Newto)
It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
Newto untaps his/her permanents
It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
Newto draws a card
It is now the Precombat Main Phase
Newto taps Swamp
Newto taps Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth
Newto taps Caves of Koilos
Newto taps Plains
Newto taps Swamp
Newto plays Cairn Wanderer from Hand
Newto puts a 0/0 Cairn Wanderer Abilities (set 1) (Mirri the Cursed) token into play
Newto puts a 0/0 Cairn Wanderer Abilities (set 3) (Stromgald Crusader) token into play
Cairn Wanderer's note changed: Lifelink
It is now the Combat Phase, Declare Attackers Step
Newto taps Cairn Wanderer
Newto taps Cairn Wanderer
Cairn Wanderer's note changed: fear
<Deadlyray> pff gg flooded
<System> Player Lost
where is he getting fear from? lifelink? what happened to set 2 (you have 1 and 3)?
I see him having flying, first strike, haste, protection from white.
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Set 2 is akroma, angel of fury which wasn't in my graveyard, lifelink was from my knight of meadowgrain IO had just put in the deck, and fear from my shriekmaw which I forgot to make a token for. I make a 0/0 tokens for all the creatures in my deck to show what abilities my cairn wanderer has, it's a lot faster, and show them up a lot better than notes, since after a certain point it doesn't show anymore of them on the card.
0:00:00 [Vinyl_Dragon] Vinyl_Dragon's Security Code: AA33AB2A [Extended]
0:00:00 [Vinyl_Dragon] Player's Security Code: 3672D3CE [Extended]
0:00:00 [Vinyl_Dragon] It is now turn 1 (Player)
0:00:00 [Vinyl_Dragon] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
0:00:00 [Vinyl_Dragon] <Vinyl_Dragon> hey
0:00:01 [Vinyl_Dragon] Vinyl_Dragon shuffles library
0:00:04 [Player] <Player> hi
0:00:05 [Player] <Player> gl
0:00:05 [Vinyl_Dragon] Vinyl_Dragon rolled a 1, using a 20 sided die
0:00:05 [Player] Player shuffles library
0:00:06 [Player] Player rolled a 11, using a 20 sided die
0:00:07 [Player] Player shuffles library
0:00:08 [Vinyl_Dragon] Vinyl_Dragon shuffles library
0:00:09 [Vinyl_Dragon] Vinyl_Dragon draws 7 cards
0:00:09 [Player] <Player> I p
0:00:12 [Player] Player draws 7 cards
0:00:15 [Player] <Player> kp
0:00:16 [Vinyl_Dragon] Vinyl_Dragon takes a mulligan
0:00:19 [Vinyl_Dragon] Vinyl_Dragon takes a mulligan
0:00:21 [Vinyl_Dragon] <Vinyl_Dragon> kp
0:00:22 [Player] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
0:00:23 [Player] Player plays Overgrown Tomb from Hand
0:00:24 [Player] It is now the End Phase, End Of Turn Step
0:00:25 [Player] <Player> End my turn
0:00:26 [Vinyl_Dragon] It is now turn 2 (Vinyl_Dragon)
0:00:26 [Vinyl_Dragon] It is now the Beginning Phase, Untap Step
0:00:26 [Vinyl_Dragon] Vinyl_Dragon untaps his/her permanents
0:00:27 [Vinyl_Dragon] It is now the Beginning Phase, Upkeep Step
0:00:27 [Vinyl_Dragon] Vinyl_Dragon draws a card
0:00:27 [Vinyl_Dragon] It is now the Precombat Main Phase
0:00:29 [Vinyl_Dragon] <Vinyl_Dragon> gg
0:00:31 [<System>] <System> Player Lost
I just can't have a damn game from start to finish without somebody quitting or flaming. I don't know about this guy but it's usually people that think a netdeck will immediately win the game for them. Then there's those that call "casual fun" what should be called "Vintage" and so on. . . It's like. . . I have to spend hours to find a decent game.
I'm only posting this one cause it's just. . . beyond. . .
. . .like the idiot that seemed in a rush when he joined - so I ask him why doesn't he greet and so he goes "n00b". I should have taken a screenshot.
I dunno why a game that supposedly requires intelligence is like an idiot magnet.
Basic synopsis:
I'm running Wafo-Tapa's Heartbeat Desire from Valencia, he's running some weird 'Goyf control deck, all I saw were Goyfs, Thoughtseizes, Bobs, and Counterbalance (with a Meddling Mage I'm guessing came out of the side.)
Game 1 I get a fairly standard turn 5-6 combo, after he taps two lands to drop a second 'Goyf (leaving him with one Island up). I'm well into my combo, when I try to resolve a Nostalgic Dreams. He Spell Snares, I Remand. He Snares again (obviously) I Remand again. He concedes the game, and we go on to game 2.
Game 2, I had a decent hand with 4 lands, a Sak Elder, a Wish, and a FoF. He Thoughtseizes me, and takes the Elder. Not a terrible play, but suboptimal, IMO. Then he drops Bob, and I rip Sak Elder #2. Then, he drops Meddling mage, naming - I kid you not - Fact or Fiction. When he knows I have Cunning Wish in hand. I'm like, whatever, I Gifts up an Engineered Explosives next turn, and play it, forgetting that I've seen Spell Snare, I only pay 2 mana for it (to be fair, I did plan on Suspending Search for Tomorrow, which I did.) He Snares it, whatever. Meanwhile, through use of Shocklands and Fetchlands, as well as Bob, he's at like 5 life. I have a useless FoF and a Wish in hand, after he once again Thoughtseizes and takes Revive. I drop to 4 from Venser/MMage beats, after he was forced to Venser his own Bob when it dropped him to 2 life. He drops Counterbalance and passes after putting me at 4. I rip Early Harvest with 8 lands in play. I pass, he lays a land, attacks, I tap out, drop Harvest, he uses his Riptide Lab to bounce his Venser, replays it targeting my Harvest. I let that resolve, and replay Harvest, (net Stormcount++) Play Wish, Grab Hunting Pack, tap out, and receive <System> Player Lost
It was so lame and so funny, especially since he had Counterbalance out, and didn't even try to stop any of my spells with it, lol.
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