chuck norris once kicked a horse on the chin. today we know its descendants as giraffes
chuck norris actually owns IBM. it was an extremely hostile takeover
chuck norris' pulse is measured in the richter scale
must tough men eat nails for breakfast. chuck norris does his grocery shopping at home depot
the medical term for dead is chuck norris disease
chuck norris invented all 32 letters in the alphabet
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if we could line up every person that lives in china, and try to reach the last one walking, we would never be able to do it, because of it's demographic growth would get bigger and bigger and we could not be able to reach the end
chuck norris obviously owns 4 of each plays them side by side on turn one followed by all 4 ancestral recall, the moxes and ultimately ending the game with A Roundhouse Kick to the Face before you've played your first land.... then he mates with your life, burns your house down, then kills your children.... obviously
103. The Magic Golden Rules.....
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103.5 Chuck Norris can do what ever he feels like doing, despite what it says on the cards,( just do what Chuck Norris wants and you won't get hurt)
Chuck Norris was once actually two separate entities. However after they obliterated all living things in the universe due to their ungodly powerful roundhouse kicks, they fused together to prevent further destruction. This resulted in the universe imploding.
However Chuck Norris soon became tired of not exsiting and, with a roundhouse kick, caused the big bang.
So as you can see Chuck Norris is responsible for both the destruction and creation of the universe.
Ok so I just watched this guy on MODO win a game after mulliganing down to zero and doing nothing for four turns in the t8 of a 2x premier event. I immediatly Imed a friend to confirm that Chuck Noris actually plays Magic The Gathering.
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Originally Posted by Lucifer (pssst it's frucile, not fucile. can't be an annogram without that r.)
Sure it is -- but you'd be "Ice Flu" then. :slant:
Chuck Norris could choke the sht out of someone with the power of his mind, though he would rather round house kick them to the face. Warning for censor evasion
The Master Mason of all the Free Mason orders is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is not only a noun, but a verb, an adjective, and can be used as the only words in a sentence.
Chuck Norris will kill you for not laughing at these jokes.
pretty sure they're supposed to be lame
But they should at least be original. And at this point it is getting hard since there are so many of them.
@ the_sid4: Chuck Norris. I don't know...I am not sure that sounds like a well-formed sentence. And it would sound weird using him as an adjective. "I ran away from the Chuck Norris squirrel."
If you get into that territory you run the risk of people saying "Boros Deck Wins is so Chuck Norris!"
chuck norris actually owns IBM. it was an extremely hostile takeover
chuck norris' pulse is measured in the richter scale
must tough men eat nails for breakfast. chuck norris does his grocery shopping at home depot
the medical term for dead is chuck norris disease
chuck norris invented all 32 letters in the alphabet
if we could line up every person that lives in china, and try to reach the last one walking, we would never be able to do it, because of it's demographic growth would get bigger and bigger and we could not be able to reach the end
Chuck Norris can play zombify on Phage and not lose the game
So can I...its called Black Lotus :/
Chuck Norris is a douchebag.....so what does that make the rest of us?
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chuck norris obviously owns 4 of each plays them side by side on turn one followed by all 4 ancestral recall, the moxes and ultimately ending the game with A Roundhouse Kick to the Face before you've played your first land.... then he mates with your life, burns your house down, then kills your children.... obviously
Edit: chuck norris can target Simic Sky Swallower with Terror even when Darkest Hour is in play
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103. The Magic Golden Rules.....
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103.5 Chuck Norris can do what ever he feels like doing, despite what it says on the cards,( just do what Chuck Norris wants and you won't get hurt)
Chuck Norris killed Dumbledore.
Chuck Norris was Lukes real father.
Chuck Norris took the red and blue pill. Then beat the living sht out of the Matrix.
The legend rule doesn't apply to Chuck Norris. He just roundhouse kicks the fake one.
However Chuck Norris soon became tired of not exsiting and, with a roundhouse kick, caused the big bang.
So as you can see Chuck Norris is responsible for both the destruction and creation of the universe.
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pretty sure they're supposed to be lame
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Chuck Norris is not only a noun, but a verb, an adjective, and can be used as the only words in a sentence.
But they should at least be original. And at this point it is getting hard since there are so many of them.
@ the_sid4: Chuck Norris. I don't know...I am not sure that sounds like a well-formed sentence. And it would sound weird using him as an adjective. "I ran away from the Chuck Norris squirrel."
If you get into that territory you run the risk of people saying "Boros Deck Wins is so Chuck Norris!"
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