Just in! aparently my souce has revealed that on the realise date there will be an annoucment that MTGO or MODO as some have called it WILL BE COMPLEATLY FREE!!! on a slightly less relevent note this artifact was spoiled
Clamp Factory
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artifact
0 sac a permant. Draw 2 cards you may have Target Creature get +1+0 and a target creature get -0-1
I found a letter taped to the underside of my mailbox this afternoon, and I found 5 foil enemy fetches with a note saying "make sure these get to the proper authorities -- J.F."
I thought they were fake at first, but I went through all the tests and talked to my card shop's owners. these are legit. Beautiful work by Rob Alexander, just as good as the originals!
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Top 16 - 2012 Indiana State Championships Currently Playing: GBStandard - Golgari Safari MidrangeBG RBWModern - Mardu PyromancerWBR RLegacy - Good Old Fashioned BurnR
I found a letter taped to the underside of my mailbox this afternoon, and I found 5 foil enemy fetches with a note saying "make sure these get to the proper authorities -- J.F."
I thought they were fake at first, but I went through all the tests and talked to my card shop's owners. these are legit. Beautiful work by Rob Alexander, just as good as the originals!
And that, friends and neighbors, makes Godhead of Awe wirth playing.:D
Another note left under my windshield wiper, this one thicker than before:
WE have long felt that newer players have not had enough access to older cards, and in newer formats these cards are nowhere near broken. So, enjoy!
Inside, in new card frames, were the following:
Chaos Orb
Fastbond (For all new ManaRamp goodness!)
Juzam Djinn (who apparently caused the Aurora just be being there with tea and crumpets)
Balance (Tarmogoyf enabler)
And yes, no incantatrix for you. Or anyone. That class makes puppies cry. Mostly because they are the former Big Bads who have been Baleful Polymorphed into said puppies. By you. Because you're an incantatrix.
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This is Deraxas we're talking about.
Remember, the girl that just killed an aspect of herself before literally consuming her?
Yeah, I don't see her handling a pissing match in any way other than a duel.
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Yes mistress...
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There are only so many epic, psuedonatural barbarian/blackguard half-dragon akutenshai vampire balor paragons they can throw at you, right?
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I suppose it's true. Though the logistics implied in a human/Great Wyrm Prismatic Dragon pairing makes me shudder.
...Something tells me that even should all arcane casters in the world unite, that the Grease spell would NOT be sufficient.
You know, I was wondering about that, and I stuck a note under my mailbox this morning to see if I'd get a response. I haven't checked the mail yet, but I should find something...
Although I remember seeing a thread on a japanese site about waters...either he passed away or his wife was pregnant...my Japanese isn't the best, but it's one of those two...
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school today I found a card in every single one of my textbooks.
In church History: Peter, Deciple of Jesus3WWW
Creature-Human (rare)
Protection from Green, Protection from blue Nature Worshipers and aethists, I condemn thee!
5/5
In Latin: Kinscaer Blackout1(W/B)
Instant (common)
Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt this turn by creatures opponents control. In Darkness, only thoughtweft can see.
In Chemistry:
Merrow Rectomancer(U/G)
Creature-Merfolk Rouge (common) What were you expecting with a name like "Merrow Rectomancer?"
1/2
In Geometry: Rattlethorn Scarecrow5
Creature-Scarecrow (common)
~ has Wither as long as you control a green creature
~ has persist as long as you control a black creature
3/3
In Health: Blaze of GloryW
Instant (rare)
Target creature can block any number of creatures this turn. It must block each attacking creature this turn if able.
In English:
Epic Burn (2/R)(2/R)(2/R)(2/R)(2/R)(2/R)(2/R)(2/R)(2/R)(2/R)
Sorcery (rare)
This spell may only be played using basic mountians
Counter all creature spells, remove the hands of any target number of players from the game, destroy up to any number of target creatures, then each opponent sacrifices up to any number of creatures he controls. Destroy each permanent you don't control. Each opponent is dealt 1 damage for each permanent destroyed this way.
In history: Simulacrum1B
Instant (uncommon)
You gain life equal to the damage dealt to you this turn. Simulacrum deals damage to target creature you control equal to the damage dealt to you this turn.
I just realized. Mycoloth perfectly demonstrates the devour mechanic.
Mycoloth: NOMNOMNOM on Dragon Fodder.
One turn later, 1/1 turds come out.
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btw i did it because i could. i was bored and decided to let my little med-free spree go ahead. I am bipolar, explaining all the drama that ensued after. I have problems.
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Jon Finkel can simply walk into Mordor.
"When an artist dies the world loses two lives, that of the artist and that of his unfinished work."
I just realized. Mycoloth perfectly demonstrates the devour mechanic.
Mycoloth: NOMNOMNOM on Dragon Fodder.
One turn later, 1/1 turds come out.
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btw i did it because i could. i was bored and decided to let my little med-free spree go ahead. I am bipolar, explaining all the drama that ensued after. I have problems.
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Jon Finkel can simply walk into Mordor.
"When an artist dies the world loses two lives, that of the artist and that of his unfinished work."
I just had this mailed to me from my secret band of uber nija Pirates
Metropolis of Iron
Rare
land
add 2 mana of any color or combination of colors (including purple) to your mana pool Metropolis of iron deals you 3 damage
OMG WTF BBQ i guess that eventide is the set that is finally going to balance out white in the color pie! My souce will probably kill me if I reveal him, but I will just say that he can read MaRo's mind.
My sister left the door open on my squirel cage again, so he got loose and cheewed though my scanner cables. good thing I had a spare, but then a metor hit it and now its broke. so no pics, just text:
Teller Bonk WW
Tribal instant- Goat
Gain control of target creature. It gains lifelink, protection from all colors, and sacrifice tihs creature: target player looses the game.
BONK! WR
Tribal sorcery- goblin
Target creature you control deals damage equal to its converted mana costs to all leagal targets.
Destroy all tarmogoyfs.
God's Judgements WWW
Instant
Split Second
Destroy all creatures you don't control.
and, finaly, a real meta-warper:
Tarmosquire WG
Indestructible, shroud, lifelink
∞/∞
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"Wizards could put $100 bills in packs and people would complain about how they were folded."
Spitfire Elemental
2RR
Creature – Elemental Shaman
2/1
2RR, T: Put two 2/1 red Elemental token with haste into play. Sacrifice them at end of turn.
Whenever CARDNAME attacks, all other Elementals get +2/+0 until end of turn.
And despite what he said in the preview, this card does combo with itself. You play the tap ability during your opponent's end step, then swing next turn for 10. Do it with two copies and you swing for 28! He's waiting for that reveal until the ET release primer, for obvious reasons.
OMG!!! Magic is doomed i have heard form a very reliable source that magic cards will now have to be endorsed with other company's products!!! We must stop our plains beings sponsered by big tobbaco, and insted of herble poultice deck wins, it will be named
CRAZY LARRY'S INSANE NRG EXTRAVAGANZA!!!! deck wins "NOW WITH 100% LESS HERBAL POULTICE".
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The most important thing to remeber when dealing with alzheimerz is.....
na your all wrong my friend whos a secret ninja albino sea leprecron who looks like a fish
said MaRo will create a all new cycle of chiken zomibies that will come to life when played and destroy the universe bahahahahahahaha. but thats just what hes says
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man v robot
The gorilla beat its chest and threw great handfuls of leaves into the air. It howled challenge and showed its teeth. The mechanical soldier, not understanding, simply killed it
Chuck Norris 2
Planeswalker - Chuck
+2 - Destroy Target permanent with the word "jesus" in its name
-3 - Put a copy of Tarmogoyf you own from outside the game into play
-20 - You win the game if Jon Finkel isn't in play
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apparently this continues the Jesus theme. He does need a counter, after all
Clamp Factory
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artifact
0 sac a permant. Draw 2 cards you may have Target Creature get +1+0 and a target creature get -0-1
I don't have a scanner, but here are the names...
Jeweled Furnace (WR)
Moonlit Marsh (WB)
Tempered Geyser (UR)
Overgrown Lagoon (UG)
Mossy Cavern (BG)
I thought they were fake at first, but I went through all the tests and talked to my card shop's owners. these are legit. Beautiful work by Rob Alexander, just as good as the originals!
Currently Playing:
GBStandard - Golgari Safari MidrangeBG
RBWModern - Mardu PyromancerWBR
RLegacy - Good Old Fashioned BurnR
Clan Contest 3 Mafia - Mafia Co-MVP
That's just mean T_T
Another note left under my windshield wiper, this one thicker than before:
WE have long felt that newer players have not had enough access to older cards, and in newer formats these cards are nowhere near broken. So, enjoy!
Inside, in new card frames, were the following:
Chaos Orb
Fastbond (For all new ManaRamp goodness!)
Juzam Djinn (who apparently caused the Aurora just be being there with tea and crumpets)
Balance (Tarmogoyf enabler)
"I am in the arcane, and the arcane is in me."
Official Matron Mother of Clan Planar Chaos
Awesome Avatar and signature by DarkNightCavalier
Deraxas, Dark Maiden of Shimia,, still oddly obsessed with a mindmage.
You know, I was wondering about that, and I stuck a note under my mailbox this morning to see if I'd get a response. I haven't checked the mail yet, but I should find something...
Although I remember seeing a thread on a japanese site about waters...either he passed away or his wife was pregnant...my Japanese isn't the best, but it's one of those two...
Currently Playing:
GBStandard - Golgari Safari MidrangeBG
RBWModern - Mardu PyromancerWBR
RLegacy - Good Old Fashioned BurnR
Clan Contest 3 Mafia - Mafia Co-MVP
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Artifact
3, Sacrifice ~: Target creature can't regenerate this turn.
In church History:
Peter, Deciple of Jesus 3WWW
Creature-Human (rare)
Protection from Green, Protection from blue
Nature Worshipers and aethists, I condemn thee!
5/5
In Latin:
Kinscaer Blackout 1(W/B)
Instant (common)
Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt this turn by creatures opponents control.
In Darkness, only thoughtweft can see.
In Chemistry:
Merrow Rectomancer (U/G)
Creature-Merfolk Rouge (common)
What were you expecting with a name like "Merrow Rectomancer?"
1/2
In Geometry:
Rattlethorn Scarecrow 5
Creature-Scarecrow (common)
~ has Wither as long as you control a green creature
~ has persist as long as you control a black creature
3/3
In Health:
Blaze of Glory W
Instant (rare)
Target creature can block any number of creatures this turn. It must block each attacking creature this turn if able.
In English:
Epic Burn (2/R)(2/R)(2/R)(2/R)(2/R)(2/R)(2/R)(2/R)(2/R)(2/R)
Sorcery (rare)
This spell may only be played using basic mountians
Counter all creature spells, remove the hands of any target number of players from the game, destroy up to any number of target creatures, then each opponent sacrifices up to any number of creatures he controls. Destroy each permanent you don't control. Each opponent is dealt 1 damage for each permanent destroyed this way.
In history:
Simulacrum 1B
Instant (uncommon)
You gain life equal to the damage dealt to you this turn. Simulacrum deals damage to target creature you control equal to the damage dealt to you this turn.
Many thanks to Sgt. Chubbz of Damnation studios.
No they are ruining my worlds deck!!! Oh well Herbal Poultice deck wins will take regionals by storm.
Waterblaze Cinder (U/R)(U/R)(U/R)
Creature- Elemental Shaman (uncommon)
Flying, haste, wither
3/3
Many thanks to Sgt. Chubbz of Damnation studios.
Damn! This and Chimneyimpgoyf in the same standard format! Wizards is going crazy with power creep lately!
Skittermunge Slayer (W/R)(R/W)(R/W)
Creature- Goblin Warior (uncommon)
Double Strike, Wither
3/3
Double strike AND wither? Holy ****!!!
Many thanks to Sgt. Chubbz of Damnation studios.
Metropolis of Iron
Rare
land
add 2 mana of any color or combination of colors (including purple) to your mana pool Metropolis of iron deals you 3 damage
It was basically all the purple cards.
Basic Land- San Francisco
Tap: That ass.
The rest of the cards were just betrayers cards but instead they all used purple mana and said "***" instead of spirit.
Herbal_Poultice_Deck_Wins
Rules Advisor
My sister left the door open on my squirel cage again, so he got loose and cheewed though my scanner cables. good thing I had a spare, but then a metor hit it and now its broke. so no pics, just text:
Teller Bonk WW
Tribal instant- Goat
Gain control of target creature. It gains lifelink, protection from all colors, and sacrifice tihs creature: target player looses the game.
BONK! WR
Tribal sorcery- goblin
Target creature you control deals damage equal to its converted mana costs to all leagal targets.
Destroy all tarmogoyfs.
God's Judgements WWW
Instant
Split Second
Destroy all creatures you don't control.
and, finaly, a real meta-warper:
Tarmosquire WG
Indestructible, shroud, lifelink
∞/∞
Tribute to Dr. Jeebus
Not a little Sheeple.
And despite what he said in the preview, this card does combo with itself. You play the tap ability during your opponent's end step, then swing next turn for 10. Do it with two copies and you swing for 28! He's waiting for that reveal until the ET release primer, for obvious reasons.
CRAZY LARRY'S INSANE NRG EXTRAVAGANZA!!!! deck wins "NOW WITH 100% LESS HERBAL POULTICE".
GG My spies... are better than yours FF
EE Damn right, they're better than yours DD
Props to SpiderBoy4 and High(~)Light Studios for awesome Banner & Avvy!
Navrica
Argentum
said MaRo will create a all new cycle of chiken zomibies that will come to life when played and destroy the universe bahahahahahahaha. but thats just what hes says
Wrath of Goats 1W
Instant
Each player sacrifices all nongoat creatures he or she controls.
This card is only available in foil, it's 181/180
[GTC] Gatecrash Patch for MWS (249/249)
Chuck Norris 2
Planeswalker - Chuck
+2 - Destroy Target permanent with the word "jesus" in its name
-3 - Put a copy of Tarmogoyf you own from outside the game into play
-20 - You win the game if Jon Finkel isn't in play
5
apparently this continues the Jesus theme. He does need a counter, after all