While netdecking and testing VileHorror i thought about Biorhythm. Sure its really expensive, off-color and crappy but still you're always the one with creatures while playing VH. That made me think.
Some of you may have been in shock since we invaded Canada and Mexico, but fear not, it was for a good cause. Now that we conrol North America, we produce an extra 5 armies a turn.^_^
1 - You try to exhaust your opponent's energy before they exhaust yours.
2 - Sometimes, the competition boils down to whoever has the largest creature
3 - Sometimes the competition boils down to whoever has the most resilient creature
4 - Usually, the winner is whoever can hit the other player with their creature the most often and the hardest.
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It all comes from the roots of magic. Magic was fabricated from the plot of a large international terrorist group. This group, who generally disliked the United States, created Magic the Gathering in order to try and limit the population of the country. This was done by making each male who played lose their virginity at later and later ages. Until eventually making them die as virgins. MTG would eventually make the US inherently weaker to later terrorist attacks, such as the coming of World of Warcraft.
It all comes from the roots of magic. Magic was fabricated from the plot of a large group of an international terrorist group. This group, who generally disliked the United States, created Magic the Gathering in order to try and limit the population of the country. By making each male who played lose their virginity at later and later ages. Until eventually making them die as virgins. This would eventually make the US inherently weaker to later terrorist attacks, such as the coming of World of Warcraft.
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Heck, I'd believe that. Especially since I know at least one female virgin magic player myself.
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The more Magic you play, the less sex you have.
It's as simple as that.
hhmm... no wonder all the women around me arent that atracted to me that much, i play too much magic... or it could be that i have a beard that stuns them. whooaaa... i just had a de ja vu, i had a dream about what i just wrote.
Whether playing magic or having sex, you should always use protection.
What's the deal with using protection? If you want to get impregnated (or, for guys, impregnate), you should not use protection, because that'd just defeat the purpose of getting impregnated/impregnating.;)
This is the common theory, "as Magic --> ∞, sex --> -∞"; it's an inverse, even hyperbolic relationship, or so I hear.
I suppose most members of this site could debunk this, right?
Eh. I don't have sex not because I play Magic, but because I don't have a girlfriend. I don't have a girlfriend because I'm not interested in any of the girls I know (a.k.a. they are all *****es, or already taken, or both) and thus I don't ask them out. Whether or not they WOULD accept if asked is irrelevant at this point. Magic plays no role in this at all.
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They call me Hadoken 'cause I'm down-right fierce.
Heh, not like I care anyway. The girls that would deny me sex due to playing magic aren't the type I'd want to be with anyways, and since I only play magic casually it doesn't destroy my social life. The people who let magic impede their outside social life are idiots, if they want sex, then GO OUT AND GET IT! You don't have to tell the girl about your new mono-black deck that will crush the meta.
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They call me Hadoken 'cause I'm down-right fierce.
The people who let magic impede their outside social life are idiots, if they want sex, then GO OUT AND GET IT! You don't have to tell the girl about your new mono-black deck that will crush the meta.
Hey! Nothing gets women hotter than Mono-Black Decks!
Eh. I don't have sex not because I play Magic, but because I don't have a girlfriend. I don't have a girlfriend because I'm not interested in any of the girls I know (a.k.a. they are all *****es, or already taken, or both) and thus I don't ask them out. Whether or not they WOULD accept if asked is irrelevant at this point. Magic plays no role in this at all.
Some of you may have been in shock since we invaded Canada and Mexico, but fear not, it was for a good cause. Now that we conrol North America, we produce an extra 5 armies a turn.^_^
When you pay to play Magic, you don't feel guilty about it later.
If your significant other doesn't want to play Magic, s/he will have no problem with you playing with other people.
You don't have to buy your opponent dinner first.
Nobody ever contracted AIDS from Magic.
Goldfishing in Magic can be discussed openly, and people don't look down on you if you do it.
The existence of Magic didn't cause public schools to force us to take Health class. And if it had, the class would've been more interesting and less gross.
You can decide you don't feel like playing Magic tonight without your opponent thinking s/he doesn't satisfy you anymore.
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I would tap that city of ass
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Hey, tell the ladies you play Magic and BOOM!!! the panties just drop:unibrow:
1 - You try to exhaust your opponent's energy before they exhaust yours.
2 - Sometimes, the competition boils down to whoever has the largest creature
3 - Sometimes the competition boils down to whoever has the most resilient creature
4 - Usually, the winner is whoever can hit the other player with their creature the most often and the hardest.
Magic and sex are inversely related.
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It's as simple as that.
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Heck, I'd believe that. Especially since I know at least one female virgin magic player myself.
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hhmm... no wonder all the women around me arent that atracted to me that much, i play too much magic... or it could be that i have a beard that stuns them. whooaaa... i just had a de ja vu, i had a dream about what i just wrote.
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This is the common theory, "as Magic --> ∞, sex --> -∞"; it's an inverse, even hyperbolic relationship, or so I hear.
I suppose most members of this site could debunk this, right?
Eh. I don't have sex not because I play Magic, but because I don't have a girlfriend. I don't have a girlfriend because I'm not interested in any of the girls I know (a.k.a. they are all *****es, or already taken, or both) and thus I don't ask them out. Whether or not they WOULD accept if asked is irrelevant at this point. Magic plays no role in this at all.
ITS TRUE!!!!!:mad:
I should have expected that...
Heh, not like I care anyway. The girls that would deny me sex due to playing magic aren't the type I'd want to be with anyways, and since I only play magic casually it doesn't destroy my social life. The people who let magic impede their outside social life are idiots, if they want sex, then GO OUT AND GET IT! You don't have to tell the girl about your new mono-black deck that will crush the meta.
Hey! Nothing gets women hotter than Mono-Black Decks!
Just ask Avatar of Kokusho:D .
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If your significant other doesn't want to play Magic, s/he will have no problem with you playing with other people.
You don't have to buy your opponent dinner first.
Nobody ever contracted AIDS from Magic.
Goldfishing in Magic can be discussed openly, and people don't look down on you if you do it.
The existence of Magic didn't cause public schools to force us to take Health class. And if it had, the class would've been more interesting and less gross.
You can decide you don't feel like playing Magic tonight without your opponent thinking s/he doesn't satisfy you anymore.