Your Father is so old that people think he is your Grandfather.
Your Father is so fat, they banned him from the nearest All You Can Eat Buffet.
Your Father moves so slow that a Turtle rans laps around him.
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:bunny:Ex Co-Keeper of Tribal, Multiplayer and Peasant Make a Deck
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Ex-Super-Friend of The Random Bull**** Society
Ex-Woolliest Friend of [Hyrule]
Your dad is so stupid, the doctor asked for a urine sample and he whipped it out.
Your dad is so ugly, your mom wouldn't go out with him until he poked her in the eyes.
Your dad's breath is so bad, your mom has to save for half damage when she kisses him.
Speak for yourself.
I have no extendo-sig. Sorry, I'm just not vain enough to think someone will click on it.
(if you don't get it, you can't fail the SATs.
Just watch me.
Stevie's dad is soo ****ing retarded he got a negative score on the IQ test.
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Your Father is so fat, they banned him from the nearest All You Can Eat Buffet.
Your Father moves so slow that a Turtle rans laps around him.
Creator of The Crazy Cycle Contest [CCC]
:bunny:Ex Co-Keeper of Tribal, Multiplayer and Peasant Make a Deck
Ex-Clan Representative and The Woolliest Pirate Of The [Forum Pirates]
Ex-Super-Friend of The Random Bull**** Society
Ex-Woolliest Friend of [Hyrule]
Your dad is so ugly, your mom wouldn't go out with him until he poked her in the eyes.
Your dad's breath is so bad, your mom has to save for half damage when she kisses him.
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