So I turn 18 today!

#1 Apr 9, 2011
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Any ideas as to what I should do?

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#2 Apr 9, 2011
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What all good people do on their 18th birthday... buy a pack of cigarettes and give them to a hobo, then go to a strip club and let a stripper convince you that she loves you and wants to go home with you (she doesn't).

What, that's not normal?

(Happy Birthday!)

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#3 Apr 9, 2011
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Haha, in California, strip clubs require you to be 21

Thanks!

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Join the military.

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#5 Apr 9, 2011
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I meant for today? College beckons for next year.

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#6 Apr 9, 2011
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Buy a lottery ticket and sign up for the Selective Service System.

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[Insert generic response]BEER AND HOOKERS![/end generic response]

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Do I have to be the first one to ask? It really depends on your gender. Guy: Strip Club. Woman: Bar. In-Between: Get drunk at the Strip Club.

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#9 Apr 9, 2011
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Haha, I'm a guy. Definitely getting some scratchers

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Porn, what am I the only one who waited?

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While prostitution is illegal, if you Film it you are creating pornography and it is legal.

So you should make Jace/Chandra Fan Fiction.

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#12 Apr 12, 2011
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When I turned 18 I bought a cigar and played chess at the cigar shop with my friend who had also recently turned 18. Classy times lol

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#13 Apr 12, 2011
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I actually bought a pack of cigarettes with the plan to smoke them all so I would never do it again....and then remembered why I hate cigarettes, and gave them away. Not to mention that $3.50 + $6 tax is way too ridiculous when there are booster packs to be bought

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You have to be 21 to buy alcoholic beverages in the United States. (at least in most of the United States that is).

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Turning 18 sucks, same with 19, and also 20. For the next three year you should blame your parents for not conciving you sooner. Your old enough to to be tried as an adult, and that's about it unless you plan to go broke on strippers and the lotto, or dying of cancer.

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Take a road trip to Canada! Or at least Alberta. You can drink and gamble at 18 all you want! I assume you're allowed to get your license?

Then again, you're also tried as an adult at 14 up here...

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Vote.
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Even if it's just an MTGS poll.

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Take a road trip to Canada! Or at least Alberta. You can drink and gamble at 18 all you want! I assume you're allowed to get your license?

Then again, you're also tried as an adult at 14 up here...

You can only drink in Quebec at the age of 18, every other Province you have to be 19.

However, gambling is not a problem.

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#21 Apr 12, 2011
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Take a road trip to Canada! Or at least Alberta. You can drink and gamble at 18 all you want! I assume you're allowed to get your license?

Then again, you're also tried as an adult at 14 up here...

Yes, I do have my license. That actually sounds awesome

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