aight aight mother****ers i was talkin to my agentz and **** and they was like, "MIKE YA'LL NEEDS TO GET A ****ING BLOG!" and I was like, "*****?! WHAT DA ****I IS A BLOG?! SOME KIND OF ****ED UP PET OR SOMETHING?! DA **** IS DAT?! MIKE JONES DONT WANT SOME ****ING MUTATANTANT GENENTIACALLIY ****ED DOGS AND ****! ****!"
And they was like, "No Mike, you just need to reconnect with your fans."
AND I WAS LIKE, ***** I'LL RECONNECT MY FOOT TO YO ASS IF YOU DON'T STOP ****ING WIT ME, MOTHER****ER SWAGGER JACKERS. I'M MIKE JONES! MIKE JONES!
Aight, so today, I was walking down the street and ****, and a bunch of ho's started comin' up to me and goin' "AY YO MIKE, WE WOULD LIKE TO HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS", and I was like, "*****! GET THE **** UP IN MIKE JONES CAR I'M HORNY AS A MOTHER****ER!"
SO I'M PLANNIN DA ****IN DEATH OF THAT ***** PAUL WALL, HE THINKS HE CAN GET A ****IN GRILL AND ****?!
LOOK AT THAT **** ^ HE AIN'T EVEN BLACK! FUUUUCK! MIKE JONES! MIKE JONES!
IMA ****IN SLEEP THAT ***** UP, YA FEEL? SLOW YOUR ****IN' ROLLS *****ES, ILL BE BACK
ALSO I ****IN THINK LIKE BUSH IS A BAD CAT, YA KNOW? CUZ HE ****IN KILLED BLACK GUYS IN THE CIVIL WAR ****ING ***** ASS TRICK!
Also, if dat ***** Doc Lucenzo don't move his blog away form my ****in blow ****, I'ma ****in put my glock to his ****in' sock, ****in *****
Mood: Emo
Currently Listening to:
"Hemorrhage"- Fuel
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Back then hoes didn't want me
Now I'm hot hoes all on me
Back then hoes didn't want me
Now I'm hot hoes all on me
Back then hoes didn't want me
Now I'm hot hoes all on me
Who is Mike Jones? No Really. Who am I? What does the entity known as I, known as Mike Jones constitute, ye trickass mark biatch!
Ay yo Mikey, you still owe me some green for buying that Linkin Park shirt at Hot Topic for you because they threw you out for being a black guy. BETTER ****ING PAY UP.
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TFEian Empire
Owner of Senori's Soul
Friend of RBS, FFFB, 499, Mythos, House Dimir, Rakdos, and Hyrule.
Dictator of
AMUSEMENT MTOHERFUCAKER? DIS CUZ IM BLACK YOU MEXICAN SON OF A BITHC?Q!
HOW MUSED WOULD YOU ****I BE IF I STUCK THIS:
IN THIS:
YOU SNAKE EATING MOTHER****IN JELLO BASTARD, GIT THE **** IN AND OUT OF MY ****IN BLOG! >::OOOOOO
And sorry King TFE, ruler of all Rappers, you know I'm good for it good sir.
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Quote from Me »
Back then hoes didn't want me
Now I'm hot hoes all on me
Back then hoes didn't want me
Now I'm hot hoes all on me
Back then hoes didn't want me
Now I'm hot hoes all on me
Who is Mike Jones? No Really. Who am I? What does the entity known as I, known as Mike Jones constitute, ye trickass mark biatch!
aight aight mother****ers i was talkin to my agentz and **** and they was like, "MIKE YA'LL NEEDS TO GET A ****ING BLOG!" and I was like, "*****?! WHAT DA ****I IS A BLOG?! SOME KIND OF ****ED UP PET OR SOMETHING?! DA **** IS DAT?! MIKE JONES DONT WANT SOME ****ING MUTATANTANT GENENTIACALLIY ****ED DOGS AND ****! ****!"
And they was like, "No Mike, you just need to reconnect with your fans."
AND I WAS LIKE, ***** I'LL RECONNECT MY FOOT TO YO ASS IF YOU DON'T STOP ****ING WIT ME, MOTHER****ER SWAGGER JACKERS. I'M MIKE JONES! MIKE JONES!
Aight, so today, I was walking down the street and ****, and a bunch of ho's started comin' up to me and goin' "AY YO MIKE, WE WOULD LIKE TO HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS", and I was like, "*****! GET THE **** UP IN MIKE JONES CAR I'M HORNY AS A MOTHER****ER!"
SO I'M PLANNIN DA ****IN DEATH OF THAT ***** PAUL WALL, HE THINKS HE CAN GET A ****IN GRILL AND ****?!
LOOK AT THAT **** ^ HE AIN'T EVEN BLACK! FUUUUCK! MIKE JONES! MIKE JONES!
IMA ****IN SLEEP THAT ***** UP, YA FEEL? SLOW YOUR ****IN' ROLLS *****ES, ILL BE BACK
ALSO I ****IN THINK LIKE BUSH IS A BAD CAT, YA KNOW? CUZ HE ****IN KILLED BLACK GUYS IN THE CIVIL WAR ****ING ***** ASS TRICK!
Also, if dat ***** Doc Lucenzo don't move his blog away form my ****in blow ****, I'ma ****in put my glock to his ****in' sock, ****in *****
Mood: Emo
Currently Listening to:
"Hemorrhage"- Fuel
Who is Mike Jones? No Really. Who am I? What does the entity known as I, known as Mike Jones constitute, ye trickass mark biatch!
Owner of Senori's Soul
Friend of RBS, FFFB, 499, Mythos, House Dimir, Rakdos, and Hyrule.
Dictator of
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AMUSEMENT MTOHERFUCAKER? DIS CUZ IM BLACK YOU MEXICAN SON OF A BITHC?Q!
HOW MUSED WOULD YOU ****I BE IF I STUCK THIS:
IN THIS:
YOU SNAKE EATING MOTHER****IN JELLO BASTARD, GIT THE **** IN AND OUT OF MY ****IN BLOG! >::OOOOOO
And sorry King TFE, ruler of all Rappers, you know I'm good for it good sir.
Who is Mike Jones? No Really. Who am I? What does the entity known as I, known as Mike Jones constitute, ye trickass mark biatch!
Get a new crew, yo.
Learn something from Shinoda.
From out that wine-dark fog,
And spake he unto all our crew:
"Go forth, and read my blog."