"Getting an education was a lot like getting a communicable sexual disease, it made you unsuitable for a lot of jobs, and then you had the urge to pass it on."
When this article was originally published, there was no Dryad Arbor. Classics are sometimes a bit outdated like that. But turn 0 discard a land for a land that can poke opponent a couple times is lolleriffic and jumps you up to 3-drops on turn 2!
"Sufficiently advanced experience is indistinguishable from clairvoyance." -Carsten
"Ah those eyes, those horrible creepy eyes!" -Chaosof99
DCI Level 3 Judge & TO "I do not consider myself a hero. I know only what the Vec teach:
justice must always be served and corruption must always be opposed."
Go read! I am one of the three authors of Cranial Insertion.
But seriously, if you can't remember "Woapalanne", just call me Eli.
Man, this is a great article. I stopped playing MTGO after Mirrodin, but this article made me start playing again. I traded a Dragonstorm for the Momir Avatar, and I play two-three nights a week now.
I still hate pulling Phage at 7cc. Or a Rust Elemental at 4cc.
, Discard a card: Copy three instant cards chosen at random. You may play one of the copies without paying its mana cost.
, Discard a card: Copy three sorcery cards chosen at random. You may play one of the copies without paying its mana cost. Play this ability only any time you could play a sorcery.
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-Terry Pratchett
i was surprised when my opponent went for 0, and was shocked when he dropped the land
why is it that i always win, and get bombs, and crazy drops in casual games, but suck out in real turnies?
my first momir basic, my opponent drops 4 fliers, back to back, each turn -.-'
"Sufficiently advanced experience is indistinguishable from clairvoyance." -Carsten
"Ah those eyes, those horrible creepy eyes!" -Chaosof99
DCI Level 3 Judge & TO
"I do not consider myself a hero. I know only what the Vec teach:
justice must always be served and corruption must always be opposed."
Go read! I am one of the three authors of Cranial Insertion.
But seriously, if you can't remember "Woapalanne", just call me Eli.
I still hate pulling Phage at 7cc. Or a Rust Elemental at 4cc.
, Discard a card: Copy three instant cards chosen at random. You may play one of the copies without paying its mana cost.
, Discard a card: Copy three sorcery cards chosen at random. You may play one of the copies without paying its mana cost. Play this ability only any time you could play a sorcery.