"Don't worry about me," Kayen says to Flame evasively; "It's nothing."
Kayen's hooded head turns toward Archie. "Yes, well, I still say you could have not used me as a test dummy for all those traps. If you would have given me two more seconds, I could have created a zombie or something instead of being used as a pincushion for all those poisoned darts."
Everything scares me... kitties scare me... squirrels scare me... corpses....corpses bring forth a pletora of confusing feeling which i prefer not to dwell on...:p
And yes, no incantatrix for you. Or anyone. That class makes puppies cry. Mostly because they are the former Big Bads who have been Baleful Polymorphed into said puppies. By you. Because you're an incantatrix.
Quote from Yukora »
This is Deraxas we're talking about.
Remember, the girl that just killed an aspect of herself before literally consuming her?
Yeah, I don't see her handling a pissing match in any way other than a duel.
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Yes mistress...
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There are only so many epic, psuedonatural barbarian/blackguard half-dragon akutenshai vampire balor paragons they can throw at you, right?
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I suppose it's true. Though the logistics implied in a human/Great Wyrm Prismatic Dragon pairing makes me shudder.
...Something tells me that even should all arcane casters in the world unite, that the Grease spell would NOT be sufficient.
"Well, I was inpatient in my youth." Archie says with a smile
"But, I assure you, nothing like that will happen again, besides, those darts weren't too bad, there were only about 120 if I remember, the cleric said you would heal in no time, and did it ever regain function?"
"Damn! What in the name of the Spider Queen's Drider pet sock puppet is going on!?"
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Blasphemy! The system is perfect. The ability to create a spell to duplicate gods at skill check DC 10 is totally balanced and doesn't say anything about the system's viability!
And yes, no incantatrix for you. Or anyone. That class makes puppies cry. Mostly because they are the former Big Bads who have been Baleful Polymorphed into said puppies. By you. Because you're an incantatrix.
Quote from Yukora »
This is Deraxas we're talking about.
Remember, the girl that just killed an aspect of herself before literally consuming her?
Yeah, I don't see her handling a pissing match in any way other than a duel.
Quote from RedDwarfian »
Yes mistress...
Quote from About epic-level D&D »
There are only so many epic, psuedonatural barbarian/blackguard half-dragon akutenshai vampire balor paragons they can throw at you, right?
Quote from Concerning breeding habits of humans in fantasy games »
I suppose it's true. Though the logistics implied in a human/Great Wyrm Prismatic Dragon pairing makes me shudder.
...Something tells me that even should all arcane casters in the world unite, that the Grease spell would NOT be sufficient.
"No, not really, I just felt semi responsible for his staff getting damaged. It was a treasured item he found on the quest before hand. But its no big deal"
Archie says to Flame as he takes the drink handed to him, and proceeds to add a couple herbs to it
"Damn! What in the name of the Spider Queen's Drider pet sock puppet is going on!?"
Quote from Amadi »
Blasphemy! The system is perfect. The ability to create a spell to duplicate gods at skill check DC 10 is totally balanced and doesn't say anything about the system's viability!
And yes, no incantatrix for you. Or anyone. That class makes puppies cry. Mostly because they are the former Big Bads who have been Baleful Polymorphed into said puppies. By you. Because you're an incantatrix.
Quote from Yukora »
This is Deraxas we're talking about.
Remember, the girl that just killed an aspect of herself before literally consuming her?
Yeah, I don't see her handling a pissing match in any way other than a duel.
Quote from RedDwarfian »
Yes mistress...
Quote from About epic-level D&D »
There are only so many epic, psuedonatural barbarian/blackguard half-dragon akutenshai vampire balor paragons they can throw at you, right?
Quote from Concerning breeding habits of humans in fantasy games »
I suppose it's true. Though the logistics implied in a human/Great Wyrm Prismatic Dragon pairing makes me shudder.
...Something tells me that even should all arcane casters in the world unite, that the Grease spell would NOT be sufficient.
Kayen's tone is halfway between annoyed and amused. "I don't know which Cleric you talked to, but whatever your sick mind thought they meant by 'it', I assure you they did't know what they were talking about."
Everything scares me... kitties scare me... squirrels scare me... corpses....corpses bring forth a pletora of confusing feeling which i prefer not to dwell on...:p
"My dear Flame, I am going to drink it. This is my medicine. Ever since that damn lycan bit me, i've had terrible pains and such, but no matter, i'll be alright in the end. Besides it adds flavor to the water."
Archie says as he takes a sip of the doctored tonic
"Damn! What in the name of the Spider Queen's Drider pet sock puppet is going on!?"
Quote from Amadi »
Blasphemy! The system is perfect. The ability to create a spell to duplicate gods at skill check DC 10 is totally balanced and doesn't say anything about the system's viability!
Nelan looks up from his stew at the other two guests that have arrived while he was spaced out "When did you two arrive here, I could have swore I just started eating without you two here."
"Sick mind? My mind is not sick....it's perfectly healthy. You do need to get rid of those hangups you have about perfectly natural activities..." Flame teases. "But I had no idea he meant a staff of wood rather than what most human males consider to be the more, uh, important staff."
And yes, no incantatrix for you. Or anyone. That class makes puppies cry. Mostly because they are the former Big Bads who have been Baleful Polymorphed into said puppies. By you. Because you're an incantatrix.
Quote from Yukora »
This is Deraxas we're talking about.
Remember, the girl that just killed an aspect of herself before literally consuming her?
Yeah, I don't see her handling a pissing match in any way other than a duel.
Quote from RedDwarfian »
Yes mistress...
Quote from About epic-level D&D »
There are only so many epic, psuedonatural barbarian/blackguard half-dragon akutenshai vampire balor paragons they can throw at you, right?
Quote from Concerning breeding habits of humans in fantasy games »
I suppose it's true. Though the logistics implied in a human/Great Wyrm Prismatic Dragon pairing makes me shudder.
...Something tells me that even should all arcane casters in the world unite, that the Grease spell would NOT be sufficient.
"Well, Nelan, your powers of observation are equal to your combat prowess, in other words non-existant. But we have been here for a good moment, and had a nice rememberence, and I believe Flame and I will be retiring to OUR room in a couple" Archie says with a wink to Flame and a chuckle to the others
"Kayen, I assure you, I'm totally innocent. In fact I'll buy you a replacement the next time we're in Sigil together, how's that?" He says with a small sigh of hope to be forgiven, and yet seems to enjoy the bitterness they share with each other
"Damn! What in the name of the Spider Queen's Drider pet sock puppet is going on!?"
Quote from Amadi »
Blasphemy! The system is perfect. The ability to create a spell to duplicate gods at skill check DC 10 is totally balanced and doesn't say anything about the system's viability!
"I'm sleeping ALONE this night, you little scoundrel, and no sneaking into my room, or you'll likely be walking into a firetrap that even YOU can't dodge!"
And yes, no incantatrix for you. Or anyone. That class makes puppies cry. Mostly because they are the former Big Bads who have been Baleful Polymorphed into said puppies. By you. Because you're an incantatrix.
Quote from Yukora »
This is Deraxas we're talking about.
Remember, the girl that just killed an aspect of herself before literally consuming her?
Yeah, I don't see her handling a pissing match in any way other than a duel.
Quote from RedDwarfian »
Yes mistress...
Quote from About epic-level D&D »
There are only so many epic, psuedonatural barbarian/blackguard half-dragon akutenshai vampire balor paragons they can throw at you, right?
Quote from Concerning breeding habits of humans in fantasy games »
I suppose it's true. Though the logistics implied in a human/Great Wyrm Prismatic Dragon pairing makes me shudder.
...Something tells me that even should all arcane casters in the world unite, that the Grease spell would NOT be sufficient.
"Damn! What in the name of the Spider Queen's Drider pet sock puppet is going on!?"
Quote from Amadi »
Blasphemy! The system is perfect. The ability to create a spell to duplicate gods at skill check DC 10 is totally balanced and doesn't say anything about the system's viability!
Nelan looks at both flame and Archie "Oh dear did you try and have your way with one another again, come on this happens every time can't you just get it over with for once, or go find some random person."
For several moments the assembled group can see the liquid in their glasses ripple and the floorboards of the tavern shake as something thunders towards the inn.
Then, ducking under the entrance is Torr Orono. Easily standing over ten feet tall, Torr looked like a walking mountain of muscle. Each area of exposed skin seemed to be straining to stay intact under the pressure of holding in such a collection of strength.
Almost as distinguishable as his strength and size was the sword Torr carried on his back. Even for a man of his size and stature, the sword seemed ridiculously big. Torr's famed blade, Crimson Rain, could easily scrape the ground if Torr didn't have its satchel tied at such an odd angle.
As usual, Torr's garments were simple, and his long, flowing black locks were left unkempt. He looked like a simple minded man.
It didn't take two seconds after Torr stepped through the door before he was bellowing, "FLAME!!!"
Taking off like a rocket, he ran over to the elven maiden, pulled her right out of her chair, and started giving her a huge bear hug. "How have ye been?" the barbarian bellowed.
And yes, no incantatrix for you. Or anyone. That class makes puppies cry. Mostly because they are the former Big Bads who have been Baleful Polymorphed into said puppies. By you. Because you're an incantatrix.
Quote from Yukora »
This is Deraxas we're talking about.
Remember, the girl that just killed an aspect of herself before literally consuming her?
Yeah, I don't see her handling a pissing match in any way other than a duel.
Quote from RedDwarfian »
Yes mistress...
Quote from About epic-level D&D »
There are only so many epic, psuedonatural barbarian/blackguard half-dragon akutenshai vampire balor paragons they can throw at you, right?
Quote from Concerning breeding habits of humans in fantasy games »
I suppose it's true. Though the logistics implied in a human/Great Wyrm Prismatic Dragon pairing makes me shudder.
...Something tells me that even should all arcane casters in the world unite, that the Grease spell would NOT be sufficient.
The cowl of the black robe moves slightly as Kayen shakes his head at Archie. "He sure can be annoying when he wants to."
"Nelan, I'm offended that you didn't notice me," Kayen says with a laugh in his voice; "Apparently my smell is enough for you to have sensed me coming from two kingdoms over."
Everything scares me... kitties scare me... squirrels scare me... corpses....corpses bring forth a pletora of confusing feeling which i prefer not to dwell on...:p
Upon seeing Torr start to run towards Flame and the table Nelan jumps out of his chair and away from the table screaming "Oh not with the food on the table Torr."
Nelan looks towards Kayen "Oh sorry Kayen I just came from Lusken and was somewhat distrought."
"Holy hell in a hand basket" a loud cry bellowed in from the back courtyard
"Is an earthquake going on?" Archie asks as he turns to come back inside but sees an old aquantince tromping in and decides to have a bit of fun.
Moves swiftly from the back area, around the front, a small being (in comparison to Torr), comes around swiftly through the front door and leaps onto the giants shoulders
"Ya mule, ya" the voice shouts above the giants bellows "Come, let us make for the hills" Archie says as he sits there waiting for the giant to carry them off
"Damn! What in the name of the Spider Queen's Drider pet sock puppet is going on!?"
Quote from Amadi »
Blasphemy! The system is perfect. The ability to create a spell to duplicate gods at skill check DC 10 is totally balanced and doesn't say anything about the system's viability!
"My ribs thank you." Flame laughs. "I'm fine, and it seems as if all of us are doing well... but I wonder why we are all here at this place, at this time...
And yes, no incantatrix for you. Or anyone. That class makes puppies cry. Mostly because they are the former Big Bads who have been Baleful Polymorphed into said puppies. By you. Because you're an incantatrix.
Quote from Yukora »
This is Deraxas we're talking about.
Remember, the girl that just killed an aspect of herself before literally consuming her?
Yeah, I don't see her handling a pissing match in any way other than a duel.
Quote from RedDwarfian »
Yes mistress...
Quote from About epic-level D&D »
There are only so many epic, psuedonatural barbarian/blackguard half-dragon akutenshai vampire balor paragons they can throw at you, right?
Quote from Concerning breeding habits of humans in fantasy games »
I suppose it's true. Though the logistics implied in a human/Great Wyrm Prismatic Dragon pairing makes me shudder.
...Something tells me that even should all arcane casters in the world unite, that the Grease spell would NOT be sufficient.
Archie jumps from the back of Torr doing a wonderful somersault as he lands in the seat next to Flame and wraps his arm around her
"Well, I see most of us have made it back to this part of the world" Archie says as he looks around at Flame, Kayen, Nelan and Torr
"I wonder if we'll be seeing anyone else tonight, he says with a laugh"
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The same elderly gentleman approaches Torr with a bowl of stew
"Sir, would you like a bite to eat while the rest of our food finishes cooking?, or perhaps a drink to cool your throat?"he asks with kindness still ringing in his voice
"Damn! What in the name of the Spider Queen's Drider pet sock puppet is going on!?"
Quote from Amadi »
Blasphemy! The system is perfect. The ability to create a spell to duplicate gods at skill check DC 10 is totally balanced and doesn't say anything about the system's viability!
"Destiny?" Torr asked, "Nah. I don't think any cosmic force could have thought up my creation. After a while, I think we all just sort of gravitate towards each other."
"Tell me, Flame, are ye going to be burnin anything soon? I still remember when yer got pissed at a pack of um, whachyacall-ems and lit an entire field on fire. Those were fun times, my feet blistered a bit, but it sure was pretty."
Turning to the old man, Torr smiled, "Well, if you have any spare meat parts in the back, I'd be happy to held you get rid of them. If not, then a fresh cow sounds lovely."
"Damn! What in the name of the Spider Queen's Drider pet sock puppet is going on!?"
Quote from Amadi »
Blasphemy! The system is perfect. The ability to create a spell to duplicate gods at skill check DC 10 is totally balanced and doesn't say anything about the system's viability!
Kayen's hooded head turns toward Archie. "Yes, well, I still say you could have not used me as a test dummy for all those traps. If you would have given me two more seconds, I could have created a zombie or something instead of being used as a pincushion for all those poisoned darts."
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"But, I assure you, nothing like that will happen again, besides, those darts weren't too bad, there were only about 120 if I remember, the cleric said you would heal in no time, and did it ever regain function?"
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"I am in the arcane, and the arcane is in me."
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Deraxas, Dark Maiden of Shimia,, still oddly obsessed with a mindmage.
Archie says to Flame as he takes the drink handed to him, and proceeds to add a couple herbs to it
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She eyes the drink and sets it firmly aside.
"I saw that, you KNOW I saw that, so cut it before I sit on you and make YOU drink it."
"I am in the arcane, and the arcane is in me."
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Archie says as he takes a sip of the doctored tonic
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"I am in the arcane, and the arcane is in me."
Official Matron Mother of Clan Planar Chaos
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Deraxas, Dark Maiden of Shimia,, still oddly obsessed with a mindmage.
"Kayen, I assure you, I'm totally innocent. In fact I'll buy you a replacement the next time we're in Sigil together, how's that?" He says with a small sigh of hope to be forgiven, and yet seems to enjoy the bitterness they share with each other
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"I am in the arcane, and the arcane is in me."
Official Matron Mother of Clan Planar Chaos
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Deraxas, Dark Maiden of Shimia,, still oddly obsessed with a mindmage.
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Then, ducking under the entrance is Torr Orono. Easily standing over ten feet tall, Torr looked like a walking mountain of muscle. Each area of exposed skin seemed to be straining to stay intact under the pressure of holding in such a collection of strength.
Almost as distinguishable as his strength and size was the sword Torr carried on his back. Even for a man of his size and stature, the sword seemed ridiculously big. Torr's famed blade, Crimson Rain, could easily scrape the ground if Torr didn't have its satchel tied at such an odd angle.
As usual, Torr's garments were simple, and his long, flowing black locks were left unkempt. He looked like a simple minded man.
It didn't take two seconds after Torr stepped through the door before he was bellowing, "FLAME!!!"
Taking off like a rocket, he ran over to the elven maiden, pulled her right out of her chair, and started giving her a huge bear hug. "How have ye been?" the barbarian bellowed.
"Torr. TORR. Put me down. Please. You're crushing me. You're going to crack my armor. TORR. For the love of Mystra."
Her face begins turning a color that matches her hair before he finally lets up.
"Yes, my friend, it's me, in one piece... as long as you REALIZE YOUR STRENGTH and stop squashing me...."
"I am in the arcane, and the arcane is in me."
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Deraxas, Dark Maiden of Shimia,, still oddly obsessed with a mindmage.
"Nelan, I'm offended that you didn't notice me," Kayen says with a laugh in his voice; "Apparently my smell is enough for you to have sensed me coming from two kingdoms over."
{Magic: The RPG}
Nelan looks towards Kayen "Oh sorry Kayen I just came from Lusken and was somewhat distrought."
"Is an earthquake going on?" Archie asks as he turns to come back inside but sees an old aquantince tromping in and decides to have a bit of fun.
Moves swiftly from the back area, around the front, a small being (in comparison to Torr), comes around swiftly through the front door and leaps onto the giants shoulders
"Ya mule, ya" the voice shouts above the giants bellows "Come, let us make for the hills" Archie says as he sits there waiting for the giant to carry them off
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"Get offa me ye damned fool."
Setting Flame down with surprising gentleness, Torr turned to the rest and beamed. "Well, how have ye all been?"
Do you believe in destiny?"
"I am in the arcane, and the arcane is in me."
Official Matron Mother of Clan Planar Chaos
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Deraxas, Dark Maiden of Shimia,, still oddly obsessed with a mindmage.
"Well, I see most of us have made it back to this part of the world" Archie says as he looks around at Flame, Kayen, Nelan and Torr
"I wonder if we'll be seeing anyone else tonight, he says with a laugh"
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The same elderly gentleman approaches Torr with a bowl of stew
"Sir, would you like a bite to eat while the rest of our food finishes cooking?, or perhaps a drink to cool your throat?"he asks with kindness still ringing in his voice
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"Tell me, Flame, are ye going to be burnin anything soon? I still remember when yer got pissed at a pack of um, whachyacall-ems and lit an entire field on fire. Those were fun times, my feet blistered a bit, but it sure was pretty."
Turning to the old man, Torr smiled, "Well, if you have any spare meat parts in the back, I'd be happy to held you get rid of them. If not, then a fresh cow sounds lovely."
The elderly tenant said without seeming phased by the requests
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