Epic World! Because seriously! It's the awesome!
And don't forget to do your shopping at The Newe Haberdashery, the finest vendor of magic items and oddball services ... Ever!
"Its branch is atop one of the tallest trees in the eastern lands. It is a tricky leaf, though. We are best waiting for more gardeners to join us. Then we shall go meet the garden owner."
**A short while later a very self-assured woman entered the Flush. She walked over to the bar with her head buried in a deerskin tome; somehow she made it without bumping into anything or anyone.**
Epic World! Because seriously! It's the awesome!
And don't forget to do your shopping at The Newe Haberdashery, the finest vendor of magic items and oddball services ... Ever!
Epic World! Because seriously! It's the awesome!
And don't forget to do your shopping at The Newe Haberdashery, the finest vendor of magic items and oddball services ... Ever!
**Celia pinched one of Vinny's cheeks like an adorable adolescent who needed positive reinforcement. Then she took her drink in one shot, set the glass back on the bar, and proceeded over to the table with the elf and dryad.**
"We require some assistance in our garden upkeep, particularly in regards to removing the foul and pestering. We are waiting for more would-be gardeners before embarking."
Celia - I am familiar with the practice, though I'm not much of a gardener myself. However, I have read some rare books on Advanced Elvish Horticulture that are quite informative, but I honestly think they're full of veiled euphemisms for copulation. They were very pleasant reads, quite sensational really. Who knew the elves had such an accomplished sense of humor.
An old man in grey robes and a crooked grey pointed hat came bumbling through the door, bumping into just about everyone he came accross and accusing them of bumping into him. He wandered around aimlessly until he suddenly jerked over and fell directly onto the table that the three were sitting at.
Feyrus: AAAA! D***it George, will you stay out from under my feet!
He hollered and began to struggle to get off of the table.
A slender man wearing a fine silk shirt entered the establishment and approached the bar. He quickly scanned the room for the dark elf requesting the service of a man like Jack. Noticing the table of adventurers almost immediately, and not recognizing anyone who would rather the man take his business elsewhere, Jack ordered a fire whiskey sour and approached the table, Celia in particular.
"I'm guessing your the one looking to start a male escort service? I know I may not look like much but I guarantee you my references have nothing but good things to say."
The dark elf elf gave Celia a questionable look, unsure of whether she was reading through the lines or had actually understood this task to include arborieal maintenance. After a moment he turned to the slender man, his face humorless. "Very well. Have a seat. And you," He cast an unapproving look at Feyrus. "...Perhaps one of my new acquaintances would do me an honor and remove the drunkard from our table."
"Full Royal Flush Cards!" he exclaimed, slapping some cards on the table.
Colt Wyrmbane
Olivar'Romov
Detective Taskmage
Darby, Esteemed Adventurer
Mike, the Situation
Herschell Ratliff, Merchant of Finery
Yaagh, the Pummeler
And don't forget to do your shopping at The Newe Haberdashery, the finest vendor of magic items and oddball services ... Ever!
Errol- Good day, I've heard you need discrete assistance.
Errol- Did you want the leaf itself plucked, or the branch pruned?
Errol- I'm glad to hear that. Where can I find this tree?
Celia - A Sylvan Lady, please.
**She ordered her drink without looking up.**
To live is to hope, and while we breathe, we hope and live.
"meeOW! A sylvan lady indeed! Barkeep, get me a Jagerbomb!"
Colt Wyrmbane
Olivar'Romov
Detective Taskmage
Darby, Esteemed Adventurer
Mike, the Situation
Herschell Ratliff, Merchant of Finery
Yaagh, the Pummeler
And don't forget to do your shopping at The Newe Haberdashery, the finest vendor of magic items and oddball services ... Ever!
Celia - Aren't you just a charmer.
**Having said this, she looked past Vinny to survey the rest of the bar, looking for a dark elf presence.**
To live is to hope, and while we breathe, we hope and live.
Colt Wyrmbane
Olivar'Romov
Detective Taskmage
Darby, Esteemed Adventurer
Mike, the Situation
Herschell Ratliff, Merchant of Finery
Yaagh, the Pummeler
And don't forget to do your shopping at The Newe Haberdashery, the finest vendor of magic items and oddball services ... Ever!
Celia - Good day, gentleman. May I join you?
To live is to hope, and while we breathe, we hope and live.
**She took a seat across from them both, crossing her legs in the process.**
To live is to hope, and while we breathe, we hope and live.
To live is to hope, and while we breathe, we hope and live.
Feyrus: AAAA! D***it George, will you stay out from under my feet!
He hollered and began to struggle to get off of the table.
Go ahead and run, you'll only die tired.
Those who might never meet are pooled together
"I'm guessing your the one looking to start a male escort service? I know I may not look like much but I guarantee you my references have nothing but good things to say."
Jack
Allona
Stoz