Do you come up with great ideas that no one else ever appreciates?
Are your inventions the stuff of dreams?
Do they do things that no one else has ever thought of before?
Do you fail to get respect for your work?
Have you ever simply wanted to show everyone exactly what you're made of?
Are there things out there you want?
Would you like to get into the record books?
Are you an evil, two-facedl bastard?
If you answered 'yes' to one or more of the previous questions, then we have an opportunity just for you!1
Live Tech, previously Nemesis Inc.2, is looking for up-and-coming young masterminds to work on our new line of philanthropy-free3 products. But positions are limited4, so we're running a contest to see exactly who fits the bill.
What's the contest? We thought you'd never ask! Live Tech simply wants you to create and enact a plan for personal gain, world domination, or other similarly themed pursuits.5 Nothing easier!6 Simply fill out the following application with details of your Evil Bastard Plan and send it in. A Live Tech Brotherbot (tm)7 will be dispatched to your house, lair, castle, or other place of residence. There, you will be given various helpful bits of information and some supplies to help your cause.8 Then it's up to you! Succeed with your plan by any means necessary in order to win.9 The most impressive plot will win the contest. Points will, of course, be awarded for originality, among other requirements.10
Remember, the only rule is that you must complete your plan. Anything else is fair game.11
The Grand Prize winner will be hired on full-time as one of our quality team members to put their plans to fruition. There may also be monetary compensation and other types of rewards.12
Three First Place winners will have their names featured in an upcoming commercial and will be exempt from any future plans Live Tech may put into motion.13
There are also small prizes to be handed out to all participants!14
So get those minds working so you can get into the contest and show the world what you're made of! Remember, the most impressive plan will win a position in the company, not to mention quite a number of prizes. 12 Fill out the following form, and you're good to go!
Live Tech is not responsible for any bodily harm, damage, death, wrongful death, lawful issues, or anything else that may happen to the participants. Live Tech takes no responsibility for any assumptions participants may make about the nature of the contest. Live Tech makes no promise that positions or rewards will be given for the contest. Participants forfeit all rights to all intellectual property given to Live Tech during the contest. All other rights, including yours, reserved.
1-'Opportunity' may or may not be the right word.
2-No association with Nemesis Inc. is intended, and all legal inquiries pertaining to Nemesis Inc. are directed to Sheizman, Shauss, and Shlock Esq.
3-Otherwise known as despicable.
4-There are no positions available.
5-Any legal trouble gained due to participation is completely the responsibility of the participant.
6-There is plenty easier. This is about the hardest thing we coudl think of.
7-No relation to Nemesis Inc.'s Brotherbot, currently under investigation.
8-There may or may not actually be money or supplies. The information may be faulty.
9-Once again, any legal issues are up to the participant.
10-Points wont' be given. We'll pick the winner out of a hat.
11-Including murder, theft, aggravated assault.
12-There will be no monetary compensation, and the company is full.
13-Complete fabrication. No immunity will be given.
14-There are no prizes whatsoever.
Fill out the following information to be considered for this contest.
Name:
Age:
Gender:
Income Bracket:
Social Security #:
Bank Account #:
Evil Plan:
Odds of Success:
Other Needed information:
Name: "Doctor Von Orwell" [1]
Age: 32 [2]
Gender: Male [3]
Income Bracket: 1-100000000000000 [3]
Social Security #: N/A
Bank Account #: N/A
Evil Plan: So, there once was a small firm that was experimenting with genetic manipulations. Maybe they were, possibly, looking into how one could integrate non-native protein expression into otherwise normal cell lines. And maybe they'd managed to create a bacteria that could produce a very small amount of oil. And it's possible that they also had created one that could convert normal food substrates into some rather interesting materials, which may or may not include some rather nasty toxins.
And it's possible that if someone, and I won't say who, could get there hands on these bacterial samples then they could culture them themselves, and thus be in a position where they could create a bacteria that secreted oil.
And it's possible that such a bacteria, if released into the wild, given some of the other enhancements that might be made to it, could very easily end up reproducing at a rather fast rate, and possibly converting materials, such as wood, which may be a component of modern construction, into oil, which is typically considered flammable.
And, while I wouldn't go so far as to say that if a sample of these bacteria were relocated to a suitable building, which may or may not be the corporate headquarters of of a particular person who may have, at some point in the past, foiled one of my more brilliant plans, not that I'm bitter about it, convert the majority of the building into a toxic sludge, resulting in structural collapse and transforming an otherwise valuable plot of land into a miniature and nigh-worthless wasteland that will get said person in quite a bit of trouble with various environmental regulatory bodies, resulting in a significant monetary loss and erosion of public faith in their company.
And you can use the bacteria to undercut oil suppliers and make a profit that way, but that would be a lot less fun
Odds of Success: Nonzero
Other Needed information:Informational needs depend on a variety of factors, none of which can be divulged ever.
[1]This name may be obviously false
[2]This number may be fabricated
[3]This value is absolutely true
[3]Units deliberately unspecified
Well then. This could be fun. I'm rather looking forwards to it, and will preemptively apologize for when I accidently forget to post for a week. I mean no disrespect.
Name: Twin Wolfe[1]
Age: 25[1]
Gender: Male
Income Bracket: Not sure what to put here
Social Security Number: ***-**-****
Bank Account Number: ********
Evil Plan:To say that meteors falling to the planet is a very common thing would be true. Saying that people in other countries know what said meteors are capable of is not so true. Let's say that during a particularly uneventful business trip, a meteor is found by someone that actually knows what this particular meteor cluster is capable of, and is capable of harnessing that potential. Starting with a simple yet addictive compound found in most energy drinks and sodas, combined with the natural properties of the plants that were infected with the radiation of said meteor cluster, combined with proper marketing, could bring this particular drink, called Craze, to the masses. This particular radiation, in 80% of the population of the planet, causes psychosis, great physical and physiological and psychlogical mutations, and in the other 20%, causes slight physical and physiological mutations, causing them to gain superhuman abilities. To say that the comopany that puts this particular product out, that also has a counteractive drink to be released at a later date, will be the only place to go for said addictive drink, and the only place for the 'antidote' for the 80% that get negatively affected, will have a major power in the world at the time of mass production. Of course, the general population will have no idea that the new, highly addictive energy drink, is the cause of their strife.
Odds Of Success:75%
Other Needed Information: Unknown at this time.
If you answered 'yes' to one or more of the previous questions, then we have an opportunity just for you!1
Live Tech, previously Nemesis Inc.2, is looking for up-and-coming young masterminds to work on our new line of philanthropy-free3 products. But positions are limited4, so we're running a contest to see exactly who fits the bill.
What's the contest? We thought you'd never ask! Live Tech simply wants you to create and enact a plan for personal gain, world domination, or other similarly themed pursuits.5 Nothing easier!6 Simply fill out the following application with details of your Evil Bastard Plan and send it in. A Live Tech Brotherbot (tm)7 will be dispatched to your house, lair, castle, or other place of residence. There, you will be given various helpful bits of information and some supplies to help your cause.8 Then it's up to you! Succeed with your plan by any means necessary in order to win.9 The most impressive plot will win the contest. Points will, of course, be awarded for originality, among other requirements.10
Remember, the only rule is that you must complete your plan. Anything else is fair game.11
The Grand Prize winner will be hired on full-time as one of our quality team members to put their plans to fruition. There may also be monetary compensation and other types of rewards.12
Three First Place winners will have their names featured in an upcoming commercial and will be exempt from any future plans Live Tech may put into motion.13
There are also small prizes to be handed out to all participants!14
So get those minds working so you can get into the contest and show the world what you're made of! Remember, the most impressive plan will win a position in the company, not to mention quite a number of prizes. 12 Fill out the following form, and you're good to go!
Live Tech is not responsible for any bodily harm, damage, death, wrongful death, lawful issues, or anything else that may happen to the participants. Live Tech takes no responsibility for any assumptions participants may make about the nature of the contest. Live Tech makes no promise that positions or rewards will be given for the contest. Participants forfeit all rights to all intellectual property given to Live Tech during the contest. All other rights, including yours, reserved.
1-'Opportunity' may or may not be the right word.
2-No association with Nemesis Inc. is intended, and all legal inquiries pertaining to Nemesis Inc. are directed to Sheizman, Shauss, and Shlock Esq.
3-Otherwise known as despicable.
4-There are no positions available.
5-Any legal trouble gained due to participation is completely the responsibility of the participant.
6-There is plenty easier. This is about the hardest thing we coudl think of.
7-No relation to Nemesis Inc.'s Brotherbot, currently under investigation.
8-There may or may not actually be money or supplies. The information may be faulty.
9-Once again, any legal issues are up to the participant.
10-Points wont' be given. We'll pick the winner out of a hat.
11-Including murder, theft, aggravated assault.
12-There will be no monetary compensation, and the company is full.
13-Complete fabrication. No immunity will be given.
14-There are no prizes whatsoever.
Fill out the following information to be considered for this contest.
Name:
Age:
Gender:
Income Bracket:
Social Security #:
Bank Account #:
Evil Plan:
Odds of Success:
Other Needed information:
My helpdesk should you need me.
http://forums.mtgsalvation.com/showpost.php?p=5586155&postcount=2
Quinne, PW
Name: "Doctor Von Orwell" [1]
Age: 32 [2]
Gender: Male [3]
Income Bracket: 1-100000000000000 [3]
Social Security #: N/A
Bank Account #: N/A
Evil Plan: So, there once was a small firm that was experimenting with genetic manipulations. Maybe they were, possibly, looking into how one could integrate non-native protein expression into otherwise normal cell lines. And maybe they'd managed to create a bacteria that could produce a very small amount of oil. And it's possible that they also had created one that could convert normal food substrates into some rather interesting materials, which may or may not include some rather nasty toxins.
And it's possible that if someone, and I won't say who, could get there hands on these bacterial samples then they could culture them themselves, and thus be in a position where they could create a bacteria that secreted oil.
And it's possible that such a bacteria, if released into the wild, given some of the other enhancements that might be made to it, could very easily end up reproducing at a rather fast rate, and possibly converting materials, such as wood, which may be a component of modern construction, into oil, which is typically considered flammable.
And, while I wouldn't go so far as to say that if a sample of these bacteria were relocated to a suitable building, which may or may not be the corporate headquarters of of a particular person who may have, at some point in the past, foiled one of my more brilliant plans, not that I'm bitter about it, convert the majority of the building into a toxic sludge, resulting in structural collapse and transforming an otherwise valuable plot of land into a miniature and nigh-worthless wasteland that will get said person in quite a bit of trouble with various environmental regulatory bodies, resulting in a significant monetary loss and erosion of public faith in their company.
And you can use the bacteria to undercut oil suppliers and make a profit that way, but that would be a lot less fun
Odds of Success: Nonzero
Other Needed information:Informational needs depend on a variety of factors, none of which can be divulged ever.
[1]This name may be obviously false
[2]This number may be fabricated
[3]This value is absolutely true
[3]Units deliberately unspecified
And thus do empires and settlements fall
This is a very real quest, that I intended to actually do. Signing up means you have a quest to RP in.
Lag: Give me a day or two and I"ll see what I can do.
My helpdesk should you need me.
And thus do empires and settlements fall
Age: 25[1]
Gender: Male
Income Bracket: Not sure what to put here
Social Security Number: ***-**-****
Bank Account Number: ********
Evil Plan:To say that meteors falling to the planet is a very common thing would be true. Saying that people in other countries know what said meteors are capable of is not so true. Let's say that during a particularly uneventful business trip, a meteor is found by someone that actually knows what this particular meteor cluster is capable of, and is capable of harnessing that potential. Starting with a simple yet addictive compound found in most energy drinks and sodas, combined with the natural properties of the plants that were infected with the radiation of said meteor cluster, combined with proper marketing, could bring this particular drink, called Craze, to the masses. This particular radiation, in 80% of the population of the planet, causes psychosis, great physical and physiological and psychlogical mutations, and in the other 20%, causes slight physical and physiological mutations, causing them to gain superhuman abilities. To say that the comopany that puts this particular product out, that also has a counteractive drink to be released at a later date, will be the only place to go for said addictive drink, and the only place for the 'antidote' for the 80% that get negatively affected, will have a major power in the world at the time of mass production. Of course, the general population will have no idea that the new, highly addictive energy drink, is the cause of their strife.
Odds Of Success:75%
Other Needed Information: Unknown at this time.
[1] May be fabricated or false
http://forums.mtgsalvation.com/showpost.php?p=5586155&postcount=2
Quinne, PW
My helpdesk should you need me.
You said you'd have the threads up. Have I missed something, or did you forget about this thing?
http://forums.mtgsalvation.com/showpost.php?p=5586155&postcount=2
Quinne, PW
My helpdesk should you need me.
http://forums.mtgsalvation.com/showpost.php?p=5586155&postcount=2
Quinne, PW