A game where we reword cards as we would explain them to others and then pick a (confusingly worded) card for the next person:
Example:
Ice Cauldron
A 4 mana artifact you can tap, exile a card from you hand and pay some of its mana.
Then later you tap it to cast the card for that much less.
(you can still just cast any of the cards exiled, if you put another one under it you only get a discount for the last one)
Cauldron Dance
So it's a 6 mana red black instant that lets you take a creature from your hand, and one from your graveyard and attack with them. At end of turn they switch places. (Hand one goes to graveyard, graveyard one goes to hand.)
It's an enchantment that lets you pay 1 life to exile the top card of your library and return it to your hand at the beginning of the end step. You can really burn through your deck with this one and pick up that one card that will win you the game (besides this one, obviously). The only real downside to this is that you skip your draw step and have to exile any cards you discard, meaning its implications in a Reanimator deck are a bit restricted. Regardless, it's still one of the best cards ever printed (that's why it's restricted in Vintage and banned in Legacy ).
Balduvian Shaman lets you main deck white enchantments that hose a specific color so you can change the color to whatever you are playing against. Example, Light of Day changed from black to green against a green deck.
This comes at a cost...1) each turn you have to pay 1 + last turn's cost each turn to keep the enchantment in play [so 1, then 2 then 3...] 2) you have to play with terrible cards.
This is an enchantment that makes a player discard a card before he or she can draw a card. If the discard is made, then the player gets to draw that card. But if the discard can't be made, that player mills the top card of his/her library and doesn't get to draw the card. Fortunately this doesn't apply to the first card that player draws on his/her own Draw Step, just the second draw and each after that.
Okay, so, I'm gonna do this in a different style, and in a way I think will be much more entertaining.
Ice Cauldron: Take a piece of paper and rip it into little bits. Make sure you have a Crayola marker for each color of mana in M:tG. Now find a card that isn't a land. See what color that card is? Color one of the pieces of paper that color and put it on Ice Cauldron. Chuck that card across the room or something. Oh, and turn Ice Cauldron sideways after you've paid your mana cost or whatever.
Okay, now take Ice Cauldron and turn it sideways again (this helps you pour the ice out) and take off the pieces of paper (try not to breathe on them or they'll probably fly everywhere) and you can use the number of pieces of paper (including color) to play the card you chucked across the room (good luck finding it!). You can only use the pieces of paper to pay for the last card you chucked across the room, though.
Hope you enjoy the new direction this thread is taking.
2011: Best Mafia Performance (Individual) - Best Newcomer
2012: Best (False?) Role Claim - Worst Town Performance (Group) - Best Mafia Performance (Group) - Best SK Performance - Best Overall Player
2013: Best Non-SK Neutral Performance
2014: Best Town Performance (Individual) - Best Town Performance (Group) - Most Interesting Role - Best Game - Best Overall Player
2015: Worst Mafia Performance (Group) - Best Read
2016: Best Town Performance (Group) - Best Town Player - Best Overall Player
A 4 mana planeswalker that comes into play with 3 counters, and transforms when there are two or fewer counters on him. One way to make this happen is to use his first ability, which deals 3 damage to a creature and has the creature deal its damage equal to its power back to Garruk. His second ability puts a 2/2 Wolf creature token onto the battlefield.
Example:
Ice Cauldron
A 4 mana artifact you can tap, exile a card from you hand and pay some of its mana.
Then later you tap it to cast the card for that much less.
(you can still just cast any of the cards exiled, if you put another one under it you only get a discount for the last one)
Next: Cauldron Dance
Cauldron Dance
So it's a 6 mana red black instant that lets you take a creature from your hand, and one from your graveyard and attack with them. At end of turn they switch places. (Hand one goes to graveyard, graveyard one goes to hand.)
Next: Eye of the Storm
Good luck.
How about Balduvian Shaman?
This comes at a cost...1) each turn you have to pay 1 + last turn's cost each turn to keep the enchantment in play [so 1, then 2 then 3...] 2) you have to play with terrible cards.
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Ice Cauldron: It had to be done.
Okay, so, I'm gonna do this in a different style, and in a way I think will be much more entertaining.
Ice Cauldron: Take a piece of paper and rip it into little bits. Make sure you have a Crayola marker for each color of mana in M:tG. Now find a card that isn't a land. See what color that card is? Color one of the pieces of paper that color and put it on Ice Cauldron. Chuck that card across the room or something. Oh, and turn Ice Cauldron sideways after you've paid your mana cost or whatever.
Okay, now take Ice Cauldron and turn it sideways again (this helps you pour the ice out) and take off the pieces of paper (try not to breathe on them or they'll probably fly everywhere) and you can use the number of pieces of paper (including color) to play the card you chucked across the room (good luck finding it!). You can only use the pieces of paper to pay for the last card you chucked across the room, though.
Hope you enjoy the new direction this thread is taking.
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2012: Best (False?) Role Claim - Worst Town Performance (Group) - Best Mafia Performance (Group) - Best SK Performance - Best Overall Player
2013: Best Non-SK Neutral Performance
2014: Best Town Performance (Individual) - Best Town Performance (Group) - Most Interesting Role - Best Game - Best Overall Player
2015: Worst Mafia Performance (Group) - Best Read
2016: Best Town Performance (Group) - Best Town Player - Best Overall Player
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