Granted, a slab of rotting horsemeat between two planks of wood.
I wish I had a hot girlfriend who really liked me, but wasn't obsessed with me, and who got along with everyone I know, and wasn't interested in anyone but me.
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DAMNIT: I should never have to shred my own character sheet in frustration.
"Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious." - Peter Ustinov
"Never let your sense of morals get in the way of doing what's right." - Isaac Asimov "To gain that which is worth having, it may be necessary to lose everything else." - Burnadette Devlin
Granted, but the system that does it goes insane and tries to 'clean' the entire bathroom, which destroys it.
I wish I owned mint condition power nine cards, that are completely and legally mine, in great condition will not be destroyed or harmed in any way, will not be removed from my possession involuntarily in any way, and will not otherwise interfere with my possession, legal ownership, or the safety of the cards or myself.
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yarrr pwned: Granted, but you meet him at the moment of crucifixion and suffer the same fate.
I wish i would posess infallable knowledge of all pretzels ever baked
Granted, but he wasn't paying attention to you.
Granted, but the worlds pretzel industry fails from a lack of demand.
I wish I was the smartest person ever.
I wish for my vision of the perfect woman
I wish the wishes would be granted in a nicer way.
I wish I was Bill Gates sole inheritor.
I wish i was perfect in each and every way
I wish the next poster will be nice.
I wish I had the power to destroy worlds
i wish i could come up with a cool wish
I wish I had enough self control to leave this random posting spree.
i wish there were more of these games so we could have more fun
I wish Curly fries were healthy for you.
Avvy from Le Gambit
Extendo-Sliver
Master of Death and Taxes
You really can't get away.
I've tried.
I wish I could eat as much as I wanted and never regret it.
I wish he regreted it.
Really important guy at the [499]!
I wish I had immortality with eternal youth (21 years of age) without complications (no dieseases, death, etc)
I wish sound effects converted better from real life to writing.
I wish for all good grades my school work.
I wish my dog would stop peeing all over my house. (That includes pooping )
I wish I had a sandwich.
I wish I had a hot girlfriend who really liked me, but wasn't obsessed with me, and who got along with everyone I know, and wasn't interested in anyone but me.
I wish it rained.
"Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious." - Peter Ustinov
"To gain that which is worth having, it may be necessary to lose everything else." - Burnadette Devlin
I wish I were dead
I wish my bathroom would clean itself.
I wish I owned mint condition power nine cards, that are completely and legally mine, in great condition will not be destroyed or harmed in any way, will not be removed from my possession involuntarily in any way, and will not otherwise interfere with my possession, legal ownership, or the safety of the cards or myself.
I wish there was a Power 9 card.