2011: Best Mafia Performance (Individual) - Best Newcomer
2012: Best (False?) Role Claim - Worst Town Performance (Group) - Best Mafia Performance (Group) - Best SK Performance - Best Overall Player
2013: Best Non-SK Neutral Performance
2014: Best Town Performance (Individual) - Best Town Performance (Group) - Most Interesting Role - Best Game - Best Overall Player
2015: Worst Mafia Performance (Group) - Best Read
2016: Best Town Performance (Group) - Best Town Player - Best Overall Player
2011: Best Mafia Performance (Individual) - Best Newcomer
2012: Best (False?) Role Claim - Worst Town Performance (Group) - Best Mafia Performance (Group) - Best SK Performance - Best Overall Player
2013: Best Non-SK Neutral Performance
2014: Best Town Performance (Individual) - Best Town Performance (Group) - Most Interesting Role - Best Game - Best Overall Player
2015: Worst Mafia Performance (Group) - Best Read
2016: Best Town Performance (Group) - Best Town Player - Best Overall Player
I don't care how many variations you make you will end up being forced to write out a fantasy sex scene that involves a man and a woman and possibly a dinosaur
You and your steed walk past the women's hut and strut your funky stuff. Your RIDING PROFICIENCY has increased by 1. Your NOTORIETY has increased by 2. Your CHARM has increased by 3.
2011: Best Mafia Performance (Individual) - Best Newcomer
2012: Best (False?) Role Claim - Worst Town Performance (Group) - Best Mafia Performance (Group) - Best SK Performance - Best Overall Player
2013: Best Non-SK Neutral Performance
2014: Best Town Performance (Individual) - Best Town Performance (Group) - Most Interesting Role - Best Game - Best Overall Player
2015: Worst Mafia Performance (Group) - Best Read
2016: Best Town Performance (Group) - Best Town Player - Best Overall Player
>I am the raptor. I am hungry. Can I eat the ranger?
For a brief second, you think about eating the ranger, because you a hungry velociraptor. But then you remember that you are the ranger, and not the velociraptor.
But if you were to become the velociraptor, maybe this would be a different story...
2011: Best Mafia Performance (Individual) - Best Newcomer
2012: Best (False?) Role Claim - Worst Town Performance (Group) - Best Mafia Performance (Group) - Best SK Performance - Best Overall Player
2013: Best Non-SK Neutral Performance
2014: Best Town Performance (Individual) - Best Town Performance (Group) - Most Interesting Role - Best Game - Best Overall Player
2015: Worst Mafia Performance (Group) - Best Read
2016: Best Town Performance (Group) - Best Town Player - Best Overall Player
>Ask a female ranger with a large cup size if she would like to hop on and have a ride
You eye each of the ladies in turn, your thirst driving your decision. Suddenly, you see that one is sipping a Big Gulp, what luck! You ask her if she wants a ride, and she accepts, and gratefully hands you her pop so you can quench your thirst.
BEVERAGE MAID pours a GLASS OF WINE for everyone, including the RAPTOR.
The wine quenches your thirst enough to make the journey to LOVER'S DIVE. Your INTELLIGENCE decreases by 1. BEVERAGE MAID'S INTELLIGENCE decreases by 2. RAPTOR'S INTELLIGENCE remains unaffected.
You begin the long journey to LOVER'S DIVE.
All goes well, until suddenly an INDIGNANT ELF blocks your path.
>Ask elf if it would like to join in at lovers dive
The INDIGNANT ELF replies, saying "I would rather CRUMPLE my own EAR GOBLETS than go to LOVERS DIVE, especially with someone like you! I refuse to let you pass!"
You are not quite sure what an EAR GOBLET is, nor how you would CRUMPLE one, though.
{мы, тьма}
2012: Best (False?) Role Claim - Worst Town Performance (Group) - Best Mafia Performance (Group) - Best SK Performance - Best Overall Player
2013: Best Non-SK Neutral Performance
2014: Best Town Performance (Individual) - Best Town Performance (Group) - Most Interesting Role - Best Game - Best Overall Player
2015: Worst Mafia Performance (Group) - Best Read
2016: Best Town Performance (Group) - Best Town Player - Best Overall Player
NOT AS BIG AS HER TREASURY!
WAIT I AM A TRRAPOT I CANT TALK OPS
{мы, тьма}
2012: Best (False?) Role Claim - Worst Town Performance (Group) - Best Mafia Performance (Group) - Best SK Performance - Best Overall Player
2013: Best Non-SK Neutral Performance
2014: Best Town Performance (Individual) - Best Town Performance (Group) - Most Interesting Role - Best Game - Best Overall Player
2015: Worst Mafia Performance (Group) - Best Read
2016: Best Town Performance (Group) - Best Town Player - Best Overall Player
LOL
CRITICAL ERROR.
REBOOT
FAULT
INITIATE POWER EXCHANGE...
POWER EXCHANGED.
WHEAT_GRINDER HAS NOW HIJACKED THE THREAD.
Welcome to JURASSIC PARK ADVENTURE
You are a park ranger riding a velociraptor.
What will you do?
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LOL
You and your steed walk past the women's hut and strut your funky stuff. Your RIDING PROFICIENCY has increased by 1. Your NOTORIETY has increased by 2. Your CHARM has increased by 3.
>
{мы, тьма}
2012: Best (False?) Role Claim - Worst Town Performance (Group) - Best Mafia Performance (Group) - Best SK Performance - Best Overall Player
2013: Best Non-SK Neutral Performance
2014: Best Town Performance (Individual) - Best Town Performance (Group) - Most Interesting Role - Best Game - Best Overall Player
2015: Worst Mafia Performance (Group) - Best Read
2016: Best Town Performance (Group) - Best Town Player - Best Overall Player
For a brief second, you think about eating the ranger, because you a hungry velociraptor. But then you remember that you are the ranger, and not the velociraptor.
But if you were to become the velociraptor, maybe this would be a different story...
>
{мы, тьма}
2012: Best (False?) Role Claim - Worst Town Performance (Group) - Best Mafia Performance (Group) - Best SK Performance - Best Overall Player
2013: Best Non-SK Neutral Performance
2014: Best Town Performance (Individual) - Best Town Performance (Group) - Most Interesting Role - Best Game - Best Overall Player
2015: Worst Mafia Performance (Group) - Best Read
2016: Best Town Performance (Group) - Best Town Player - Best Overall Player
LOL
You eye each of the ladies in turn, your thirst driving your decision. Suddenly, you see that one is sipping a Big Gulp, what luck! You ask her if she wants a ride, and she accepts, and gratefully hands you her pop so you can quench your thirst.
BEVERAGE MAID has joined the party!
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>Ride to a discreet yet romantic destination
LOL
Alas, you are still thirsty, as is the velociraptor!
You'll need to find some WATER before either of you can safely journey to LOVER'S DIVE.
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> Go to lover's dive
It's a DIVE, right? That means that there's water!
LOL
You are too thirsty to go to LOVER'S DIVE! While you can likely find WATER there, you would not be able to make it in the first place!
You handily spot a WINERY, and pilfer a BOTTLE OF WINE from it. Your karma has gone down 2 points. BEVERAGE MAID holds onto the BOTTLE OF WINE.
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LOL
You are too thirsty to go to LOVER'S DIVE!
This fact is made abundantly clear by your QUENCH METER (see attached)
You have yet to consume any liquids!
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LOL
BEVERAGE MAID pours a GLASS OF WINE for everyone, including the RAPTOR.
The wine quenches your thirst enough to make the journey to LOVER'S DIVE. Your INTELLIGENCE decreases by 1. BEVERAGE MAID'S INTELLIGENCE decreases by 2. RAPTOR'S INTELLIGENCE remains unaffected.
You begin the long journey to LOVER'S DIVE.
All goes well, until suddenly an INDIGNANT ELF blocks your path.
>
LOL
The INDIGNANT ELF replies, saying "I would rather CRUMPLE my own EAR GOBLETS than go to LOVERS DIVE, especially with someone like you! I refuse to let you pass!"
You are not quite sure what an EAR GOBLET is, nor how you would CRUMPLE one, though.
>
LOL