R> I repair the flat and afterwards eat my sammich, then scan the area again for safety.
Using your ranks in PROFESSION (AUTO REPAIR) you successfully replace the FLAT TIRE.
As you sit down to ENJOY your SAMMICH, you hear a low rumbling. And the ground starts shaking. And there's a huge-ass STAMPEDE of VARIOUS SAURIANS.
Yeah. Crap.
R> I hop in my Jeep and drive it as fast as i can away from the Stampede.
You drive.
Fast.
Faster then you've ever gone in your life.
Fast enough to KOOL-AID MAN your way through the fence to the RAPTOR PEN.
Fast enough to KO upon hitting a TREE in said RAPTOR PEN. GAME AUTOSAVED
Uh, uh, please keep going (I am now a fence made my day xD)
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I'm saving Swans of Bryn Argoll from Chain of Plasma attacks.
If you wanna help me, send your Swans to the "Swans of Bryn Argoll Rescue Center"
48 Swans rescued so far
EdH:
Kresh,the Bloodbraided
Scion of the ur dragon (work in progress)
Zedruu the greathearted
Ashling the pilgrim
Random WUR for swans
Join Planar Chaos, A Colo clan
Generation B1: The first time you see this, copy and paste it into your sig and add 1 to the generation. social experiment.
You drive.
Fast.
Faster then you've ever gone in your life.
Fast enough to KOOL-AID MAN your way through the fence to the RAPTOR PEN.
Fast enough to KO upon hitting a TREE in said RAPTOR PEN. GAME AUTOSAVED
R> I wake up and scan the area to determine if I am safe or not.
R> I wake up and scan the area to determine if I am safe or not.
You wake up. There is a RAPTOR staring at you.
QUOTE=pinkfloyd;7470449]R> I get out of the car, see a radio nearby and contact for some help[/QUOTE]
You cannot get out of the CAR, as your arm is pinned by the DOOR to the TREE. Plus, there's a radio in your jeep.
[Oh, Hello.
It appears that you are attempting to insert a Homestuck reference into this quaint adventure here.
Rest assured that such a road is not one you would wish to travel down. As an omniscient fellow I can assure you that such a path would lead only bad Sollux X Feferi X Aradia Fan Fiction.
And as I am an excellent host, it is my duty to prevent such an... undesirable outcome.
Now continue.]
R> In an attempt to make the last moments of my life worth something, I offer to shake the raptor's hand.
The RAPTOR stares at your proffered hand.
This is the first time in her short, violent life that anyone has shown kindness to her.
Her family despised her for her above average intelligence.
The other rangers hated her for what she was.
But now, a being who she was prepared to kill expressed only brotherly love in response to aggression.
She is overwhelmed with emotion, and can only weep for a while before locking eyes with you.
You share a bond between two species. An UNBREAKABLE BOND OF FRIENDSHIP. RAPTOR HAS JOINED THE PARTY!
YOU MAY NOW GIVE COMBO COMMANDS BY PREFACING ACTIONS WITH:
CCVR>
>
CCVR> I search through the car to see if I have something edible for the raptor to eat while she stands patiently next to me.
VELOCIRANGER COMBO: FOOD SEARCH!
Using her finely tuned nose and your knowledge of the fact that you have a SAMMITCH allows you to quickly locate said sammitch.
You feed her. She is HAPPY. V= +1 LOYALTY +1 HAPPY -1 HUNGRY
Now all you have to do is free yourself from the wreckage and you'll be good. >
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
You’ve got to be kidding me. I’ve been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that? My guess is that when one really been far even as decided once to use even go want, it is then that he has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like. It’s just common sense.
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I'm saving Swans of Bryn Argoll from Chain of Plasma attacks.
If you wanna help me, send your Swans to the "Swans of Bryn Argoll Rescue Center"
48 Swans rescued so far
EdH:
Kresh,the Bloodbraided
Scion of the ur dragon (work in progress)
Zedruu the greathearted
Ashling the pilgrim
Random WUR for swans
BTW Chibi; if you let this thread die I'm hijacking it.
OOG: Sorry, totally forgot about this. I thought that I had updated, and I was sitting there like a derp wondering why no one had posted anything new.
*ahem*
Despite how AWESOME you are, riding on your RAPTOR pal like a BAMF, you have no SADDLE, STIRRUPS, REIGNS, OR ARBITRARY FETCH OBJECTS with which to steer your mighty steed. Also, you should make a SPEAR or something because it would look super badass. Also MOUNTED COMBAT hint hint. /Q FOR QUEST LOG, /Y FOR PARTY >
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Using your ranks in PROFESSION (AUTO REPAIR) you successfully replace the FLAT TIRE.
As you sit down to ENJOY your SAMMICH, you hear a low rumbling. And the ground starts shaking. And there's a huge-ass STAMPEDE of VARIOUS SAURIANS.
Yeah. Crap.
R>
LOL
You drive.
Fast.
Faster then you've ever gone in your life.
Fast enough to KOOL-AID MAN your way through the fence to the RAPTOR PEN.
Fast enough to KO upon hitting a TREE in said RAPTOR PEN.
GAME AUTOSAVED
And with that, I will come back to this when I get up tomorrow.
This is highly amusing.
LOL
If you wanna help me, send your Swans to the "Swans of Bryn Argoll Rescue Center"
48 Swans rescued so far
EdH:
Kresh,the Bloodbraided
Scion of the ur dragon (work in progress)
Zedruu the greathearted
Ashling the pilgrim
Random WUR for swans
If command prompting whether i'm sure:
R>Y
Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?
Outbreak
Generation B1: The first time you see this, copy and paste it into your sig and add 1 to the generation. social experiment.
You should really read Problem Sleuth then.
V>Become the other girl.
R> I wake up and scan the area to determine if I am safe or not.
V> make sexual advances
LOL
You wake up. There is a RAPTOR staring at you.
QUOTE=pinkfloyd;7470449]R> I get out of the car, see a radio nearby and contact for some help[/QUOTE]
You cannot get out of the CAR, as your arm is pinned by the DOOR to the TREE. Plus, there's a radio in your jeep.
AUTOSAVE DISABLE Y/N (YOU HAVE USED 1 OUT OF 9001 SAVES)
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
[Oh, Hello.
It appears that you are attempting to insert a Homestuck reference into this quaint adventure here.
Rest assured that such a road is not one you would wish to travel down. As an omniscient fellow I can assure you that such a path would lead only bad Sollux X Feferi X Aradia Fan Fiction.
And as I am an excellent host, it is my duty to prevent such an... undesirable outcome.
Now continue.]
Sexually advance upon the HUMAN?
But he smells delicious!
Like TURKEY...
>
LOL
R> In an attempt to make the last moments of my life worth something, I offer to shake the raptor's hand.
The RAPTOR stares at your proffered hand.
This is the first time in her short, violent life that anyone has shown kindness to her.
Her family despised her for her above average intelligence.
The other rangers hated her for what she was.
But now, a being who she was prepared to kill expressed only brotherly love in response to aggression.
She is overwhelmed with emotion, and can only weep for a while before locking eyes with you.
You share a bond between two species. An UNBREAKABLE BOND OF FRIENDSHIP.
RAPTOR HAS JOINED THE PARTY!
YOU MAY NOW GIVE COMBO COMMANDS BY PREFACING ACTIONS WITH:
CCVR>
>
VELOCIRANGER COMBO: FOOD SEARCH!
Using her finely tuned nose and your knowledge of the fact that you have a SAMMITCH allows you to quickly locate said sammitch.
You feed her. She is HAPPY.
V= +1 LOYALTY +1 HAPPY -1 HUNGRY
Now all you have to do is free yourself from the wreckage and you'll be good.
>
LOL
HELL YES
>
You’ve got to be kidding me. I’ve been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that? My guess is that when one really been far even as decided once to use even go want, it is then that he has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like. It’s just common sense.
If you wanna help me, send your Swans to the "Swans of Bryn Argoll Rescue Center"
48 Swans rescued so far
EdH:
Kresh,the Bloodbraided
Scion of the ur dragon (work in progress)
Zedruu the greathearted
Ashling the pilgrim
Random WUR for swans
LOL
OOG: Sorry, totally forgot about this. I thought that I had updated, and I was sitting there like a derp wondering why no one had posted anything new.
*ahem*
Despite how AWESOME you are, riding on your RAPTOR pal like a BAMF, you have no SADDLE, STIRRUPS, REIGNS, OR ARBITRARY FETCH OBJECTS with which to steer your mighty steed. Also, you should make a SPEAR or something because it would look super badass. Also MOUNTED COMBAT hint hint.
/Q FOR QUEST LOG, /Y FOR PARTY
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