You walk to the STEGOSAURUS and--
Wait. This is stupid.
Stegosaurs are herbivores.
This really is no time to mess around. A STORM is on the horizon.
A big one. >
>Walk to jeep because storms scare you, I see a gun. I put it to my head and pull the trigger so I don't have to deal with getting my shirt wet again...
>Walk to jeep because storms scare you, I see a gun. I put it to my head and pull the trigger so I don't have to deal with getting my shirt wet again...
Get to the jeep. Yeah, that's a good idea. Stay dry. Out of the storm. Kill myself. wait wat.
Let's just go to the jeep.
==>INSIDE JEEP
TYPE "/help" FOR A LIST OF COMMAND SHORTCUTS >
>Turn on jeep. Jeep blows up. Someone must have wired a bomb to the chassis!
I am now a dinosaur
You are now a velociraptor, several hours into the future. You see a HOLE in the FENCE in front of you, most likely caused by the jeep now embedded into the tree next to you.
You smell humans. >
>Spot Velociraptor, quickly and swiftly pull out side arm, shoot Raptor in face
You cannot spot the VELOCIRAPTOR as you are the VELOCIRAPTOR. Several hours in the future from the previous character's viewpoint.
It's probably not even his jeep, as his is in a field somewhere. In the past.(protip: it is)
You're getting pretty hungry. Velociraptor commands will be prefaced with V V>
>move with the stegosaurus herd to avoid the raptor
(assuming I am in the same starter area but not a raptor)
You are, indeed, a velociraptor and will remain one for the extent of your velociraptor-y life.
As the RAPTOR is several hours in the future and several miles in distance away from the RANGER, actions taken by the RANGER cannot directly affect the RAPTOR. /help to receive a list of command shortcuts
V >
V> I search the area for any kind of mammal or other dinosaur that I can realistically take on and eat. For I am hungry.
You a RAPTOR. You can take down anything. With your SUPERIOR TACTICS and CLEVER FEMININITY you are the undisputed master of the food chain.
Well, except for the T REX that is. Stupid T REX.
You smell a MEATY SMELL from inside the CRASHED JEEP and from THE HOLE TO OUTSIDE THE RAPTOR PENS. V>
V> Using my awesome raptor skillz I jump on the jeep and peer over at the pinned ranger. assuming he has no weapons I drive my talons into his throat
MAD RAPTOR SKILLZ GO GO GO!
You do an ACROBATIC ****ING PIROUETTE off a tree onto the car, and do some FLIPS N' **** just to look like a boss.
You peer down at the RANGER and
PSYCH!
You are now a RANGER a couple hours in the past, and a few miles away.
Your JEEP has a FLAT TIRE, which is why you stopped in this FIELD.
There is a SPARE in your JEEP, as well as
TIRE IRON
CAR REPAIR KIT
TARP
"Donde esta la bibleoteca?" SERIES SPANISH INSTRUCTIONAL TAPES
REALLY OLD GUM
VAULT-BOY BOBBLEHEAD R>
COMMANDS SHOULD LOOK LIKE:
>EXPLAIN
AND MUST BE BOLDED
Have fun!
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You are a RANGER at JURASSIC PARK. You are in a FIELD next to some STEGOSAURUS. To your left is your JEEP.
What will you do?
>
LOL
You walk to the STEGOSAURUS and--
Wait. This is stupid.
Stegosaurs are herbivores.
This really is no time to mess around. A STORM is on the horizon.
A big one.
>
LOL
Get to the jeep. Yeah, that's a good idea. Stay dry. Out of the storm. Kill myself. wait wat.
Let's just go to the jeep.
==>INSIDE JEEP
TYPE "/help" FOR A LIST OF COMMAND SHORTCUTS
>
I am now a dinosaur
LOL
You are now a velociraptor, several hours into the future. You see a HOLE in the FENCE in front of you, most likely caused by the jeep now embedded into the tree next to you.
You smell humans.
>
You cannot spot the VELOCIRAPTOR as you are the VELOCIRAPTOR. Several hours in the future from the previous character's viewpoint.
It's probably not even his jeep, as his is in a field somewhere. In the past.(protip: it is)
You're getting pretty hungry.
Velociraptor commands will be prefaced with V
V>
I am now a fence
LOL
(assuming I am in the same starter area but not a raptor)
You are, indeed, a velociraptor and will remain one for the extent of your velociraptor-y life.
As the RAPTOR is several hours in the future and several miles in distance away from the RANGER, actions taken by the RANGER cannot directly affect the RAPTOR.
/help to receive a list of command shortcuts
V >
>Open the door
>Hit the floor
>every newt gingrich walk the dinosaur
LOL
You a RAPTOR. You can take down anything. With your SUPERIOR TACTICS and CLEVER FEMININITY you are the undisputed master of the food chain.
Well, except for the T REX that is. Stupid T REX.
You smell a MEATY SMELL from inside the CRASHED JEEP and from THE HOLE TO OUTSIDE THE RAPTOR PENS.
V>
LOL
You spy an INJURED PARK RANGER pinned by the JEEP DOOR to the TREE.
God, this guy must be a terrible driver.
But a yummy one. >:3
I, C, M, S, L, O, P
V>
MAD RAPTOR SKILLZ GO GO GO!
You do an ACROBATIC ****ING PIROUETTE off a tree onto the car, and do some FLIPS N' **** just to look like a boss.
You peer down at the RANGER and
You are now a RANGER a couple hours in the past, and a few miles away.
ALL RANGER COMMANDS WILL START WITH R
R>
You examine your RUCKSACK OF AWESOME. It contains
TRANQUILIZER GUN
20 DARTS
DELICIOUS TURKEY SAMMICH
MEDKIT
PUMPKIN
Your JEEP has a FLAT TIRE, which is why you stopped in this FIELD.
There is a SPARE in your JEEP, as well as
TIRE IRON
CAR REPAIR KIT
TARP
"Donde esta la bibleoteca?" SERIES SPANISH INSTRUCTIONAL TAPES
REALLY OLD GUM
VAULT-BOY BOBBLEHEAD
R>
LOL
You open fire upon HAPLESS WILDLIFE.
Many lulz are gained.
DARTS x15
R>