Pregame: Each clan secretly submits five questions. They can be about absolutely anything! Go wild!
How to Play:
The submitted questions are revealed.
Each clan has a week to PM their answers to the organiser.
The submitted questions are posted.
The catch: Answers are judged not on accuracy, but on entertainment value. Each category is potentially worth five points.
Originality: Was the answer original or unexpected?
Humour: Was it funny or witty? Did it entertain you?
Accuracy: Did the answer match the question? Does it make sense?
The clan with the highest total score will be declared the winner.
Questions
Clan Flamingo
What was Club Flamingo's original name?
What is the "default" title for Club Flamingo's thread? That is, when there is nothing special happening, what comes after the star in the thread title?
Clan Flamingo has a mascot. What is it? Who created it for us?
Clan Flamingo members are required to study extensively the works of a particular user that we admire and hold up as a paragon of card design. Who is this user?
Megiddo is known to be an aficionado of certain creature types. Name one.
The Crafters
What elaborate recruitment ritual or rituals does your clan put potential new clan members through?
On a scale of one to lobster, what is your favorite color or flavor of the alphabet and why?
What would you do for a Klondike Bar? What about for something superior than a Klondike Bar?
What is Nicol Bolas' next great scheme?
We know about the fox, but what does the Vulpine Goliath say?
REDACTED
What is the meaning of life?
Who is the captain of this Carnival Cruise?
Why did the dinosaurs go extinct?
Does flannel itch?
How much sugar do you put in your kool aid?
The Spirit of EDH
What is Blackmajic's pet and what is its name?
What's the opposite of a Blue deck?
What colour are cryogen's bathroom towels?
Who can speak the most different languages in [Spirit of EDH] (and what langauges)?
What is the most liked creature-type in MtG?
The Family
Wut r dis?
Wut iz cawntest?
What's the goal of the questions?
What's our deadline?
Are we really here but possibly more original?
Answers
Wut r dis? - DIS IZ CAWNTEST
Wut iz cawntest? - CAWNTEST IZ KWESHTYUNZ
What's the goal of the questions? - MAKE LAFF
What's our deadline? - RITE NAO
Are we really here but possibly more original? - wut
What was Club Flamingo's original name? - Club Flamingo
What is the "default" title for Club Flamingo's thread? That is, when there is nothing special happening, what comes after the star in the thread title? - Club Flamingo
Clan Flamingo has a mascot. What is it? Who created it for us? - Club Flamingo, Club Flamingo, and Club Flamingo
Clan Flamingo members are required to study extensively the works of a particular user that we admire and hold up as a paragon of card design. Who is this user? - Club Flamingo
Megiddo is known to be an aficionado of certain creature types. Name one. - Kobolds.
What elaborate recruitment ritual or rituals does your clan put potential new clan members through? - Something involving babies. And souls. And baby souls. And soul babies.
On a scale of one to lobster, what is your favorite color or flavor of the alphabet and why? - Random word generator says: Advocatory
What would you do for a Klondike Bar? - What about for something superior than a Klondike Bar? - I would do anything for a Klondike bar, but I won't do that.
What is Nicol Bolas' next great scheme? - To discover exactly why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
We know about the fox, but what does the Vulpine Goliath say? - "Only 6 less mana and I'd be Standard-playable!"
What is the meaning of life? - To appease the Seppel Guru.
Who is the captain of this Carnival Cruise? - Count Chocula.
Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? - Firstly, I would like to say that we anticipate the number of "your mom" answers, and officially state that we at The Family would never even think of choosing such an answer. Secondly, the previous sentence is waived for the next sentence. Thirdly, your mom made the dinosaurs go extinct.
Does flannel itch? - Does coffee breathe?
How much sugar do you put in your kool aid? - I think the question is, "How much Kool-Aid do you put in your sugar water?"
What is Blackmajic's pet and what is its name? - Iso
What's the opposite of a Blue deck? - Fun.
What colour are cryogen's bathroom towels? - Turquoise, with pink ponies stitched into the lining.
Who can speak the most different languages in [Spirit of EDH] (and what langauges)? - cryogen can speak Farsi, Urdu, and Eskimo.
What is the most liked creature-type in MtG? - Seppel
Clan Flamingo
What was Club Flamingo's original name?
Turkey Bacon Club, shortly there after changed to Club Megiddo but that didn't stick too well with the card creation kids since the Great Megiddo War of 2008.
What is the "default" title for Club Flamingo's thread? That is, when there is nothing special happening, what comes after the star in the thread title?
Enter the pinkness on the front lawn.
Clan Flamingo has a mascot. What is it? Who created it for us?
This, and it was created for them by Doris Kearns Goodwin.
Clan Flamingo members are required to study extensively the works of a particular user that we admire and hold up as a paragon of card design. Who is this user?
Kankennon. They long to be able to produce the masterful art techniques of his as seen here:
Megiddo is known to be an aficionado of certain creature types. Name one.
Angry beavers. They probably wouldn’t be so angry if you stopped trying to shave them.
The Crafters
What elaborate recruitment ritual or rituals does your clan put potential new clan members through?
Our clan members must survive a night at Kank's house of torture and horror,
then survive a day in vligerdragon's maw, then escape ones of Lasersharp's trap rooms,
then defeat PikachuGundam in hand to hand combat, then cook something for
ThatRedwood to satisfaction, then sculpt something to Lord Grey's taste, then Pet a
Snake, then Grind some Wheat, and lastly define a Kahedron.
On a scale of one to lobster, what is your favorite color or flavor of the alphabet and why?
Mint chocolate chip earns a solid in our book because it's not too sweet like ß and is far more sensual than ∑.
What would you do for a Klondike Bar? What about for something superior than a Klondike Bar?
Give Liliana a fresh wax. Give one to Garruk.
What is Nicol Bolas' next great scheme?
Monopolizing the multiverse's cheese danish market. He's spent a good 12,000 years perfecting his mascarpone.
We know about the fox, but what does the Vulpine Goliath say?
"SIC-SIC-FA-FA-TRAM-PU-PULL! SIC-SIC-FA-FA-TRAM-PU-PULL!"
REDACTED
What is the meaning of life?
To find and eat as much food as possible, then proliferate. Oh, Game of Thrones too. That's also pretty important.
Who is the captain of this Carnival Cruise?
The guy with the most diarrhea stains on his uniform.
Why did the dinosaurs go extinct?
Their pants were way too tight.
Does flannel itch?
I tried scratching the flannel, but it would not respond. I think it's still mad at me about Diane.
How much sugar do you put in your kool aid?
Enough to cover the taste of the arsenic.
The Spirit of EDH
What is Blackmajic's pet and what is its name?
Baby Kanye West
What's the opposite of a Blue deck?
Lighter fluid and a match.
What colour are cryogen's bathroom towels?
Since they stopped using toilet paper last year, they are no longer the same color as when they bought them.
Who can speak the most different languages in [Spirit of EDH] (and what langauges)?
It is Memnarch. He can speak 42 different languages. English, Spanish, French,
German, Gibberish, Yiddish, Finnish, Japanese, Chinese, Albino, Russian, Filipino,
Portugese, Swedish, Elvish, Orc, Dwarf, Goblin, Hmong, Thai, Australian, Swahili,
Norse, Greek, Latin, Atlantian, Egyptian, Canadian, Pig Latin, Vietnamese, Mongolian,
Indian, Persian, Squirrel, Dog, Cat, Hungarian, Arabic, Dutch, Polish, Korean, and Moon
Speak.
What is the most liked creature-type in MtG?
Chicks with Guns
The Family
Wut r dis?
Dis r srs bsns. Wry yu do dis.
Wut iz cawntest?
A slang term for a Standard tournament that was dominated by birds carrying colorful swords in their beaks.
What's the goal of the questions?
To make it rain dingleberries.
Are we really here but possibly more original?
The only way you could be more than original is if you were extra tasty crispy, but that’s higher in saturated fat.
REDACTED
R1A. Love
R2A. Digi. Digi is the Captain of this Carnival Cruise.
R3A: They did not have access to modern hair care products.
R4A: Only when used as toilet tissue.
R5A: Your mother.
The Crafters
TC1A: Normally, we have an elaborate recruitment phase, riddled with ritualistic and nonritualistic hazing. One time we made someone teach arts and crafts to underprivileged children at Micheal's Fine Arts and Crafts Store for a few weeks. That was a gas.
TC2A: I love it when they are already addled. Give us some ugga muggas you big turnup!
TC3A: We don't eat Klondike bars. Our grills are all icy enough.
TC4A: To hook up Tezzeret and Elspeth. Because their babies would be the cutest things ever.
TC5A: Not sure what the Goliath itself says, but any enchantment creature sitting on it says 'Do a barrel roll!'.
The Spirit of EDH
EDH1A: A group of pet rocks named Lovely, Petunia, Maude and Frances.
EDH2A: A pink porch.
EDH3A: Blood stained.
EDH4A: Bur. Too many to list. He does speak bocce if that's your concern.
EDH5A: Single White [Fe]males.
da Family
dF1A: This is a story, all about how, your memories got twisted upside.
It'll only take a minute just sit right there, while I try to comb this brain matter out of your hair.
We have all the hits at Club Dewey Decibel Syndrome. Where the bass is always droppin, and the elvish booty is always poppin.
dF2A: We are having a rap battle tonight. Come get served!
dF3A: The goal is to own more newspapers than any one person you know.
dF4A: Soon. Ask Obsidian Entertainment.
dF5A: Yes. Thanks to our wonderful mothers. <3
Clan Flamingo
CF1A: Megiddo's Mighty Marauders
CF2A: Pop Stars and Drag Queens. Don't act like you ain't interested. We don't judge.
CF3A: A flamingo. Legend has it that it was a bro down blast aimed at Mishra from Urza, but the truth has been lost through time.
CF4A: We assume there arent different people in Flamingo. Just Chemtrails and the animal gene-spliced clones of Chemtrails.
CF5A: Bad captains.
Craf-1: Exposure to admiraladdict
Craf-2: I hear rock lobster has a favorable matchup against 50% of the other two tier one archetypes
Craf-3: Nothing is superior to a Klondike Bar.
Craf-4: Nicol Bolas is actually Voldemort
Craf-5: "I die to Dismember"
Red-1: Curse's server credentials
Red-2: Evan Erwin, he recorded a video on the Magic Cruise once
Red-3: They took an arrow to the knee
Red-4: It itches *so good*
Red-5: How much Kool Aid do you put in your sugar?
EDH-1: A chocolate moose named Paula Deen's.
EDH-2: Not showing up to a tournament.
EDH-3: the deep blue molasse of remorse.
EDH-4: The Spirit of EDH is a many-faceted entity that has subsumed different language users from all over the interwebz.
EDH-5: "I die to Dismember"
Fam-1: A question submitted by Iso.
Fam-2: See above.
Fam-3: To get back our trophies
Fam-4: Ask Chemtrails
Fam-5: It's not that time of the year - come back when it's trophy time
CF-1: Not the Gay Bar
CF-2: Do you want the real answer?
CF-3: Chemtrails. A stork dropped him off one night
CF-4: Nakamura
CF-5: Beeble Fever!
Clan Flamingo
-What was Club Flamingo's original name?
"Clan Flamenco Dancers", but since that included too much of the MtG community, they decided to get more specific.
-What is the "default" title for Club Flamingo's thread? That is, when there is nothing special happening, what --comes after the star in the thread title?
Shakin' and Bakin' since 1985
-Clan Flamingo has a mascot. What is it? Who created it for us?
Crab People. It was spawned from Nicol Bolas' nightmares.
-Clan Flamingo members are required to study extensively the works of a particular user that we admire and hold up as a paragon of card design. Who is this user?
Jivanwhatwashisname
-Megiddo is known to be an aficionado of certain creature types. Name one.
Kobolds.
The Crafters
-What elaborate recruitment ritual or rituals does your clan put potential new clan members through?
After recruits are subjected to a sodium pentathal ("truth-telling serum") interrogation, they must planeswalk to no less than three different planes on a scavenger hunt to obtain the most valuable item of currency from each (we cross-reference with our scouts in each plane). The more you bring back, the better chance you have of choosing your title in the clan, supposing you survive the rest of the process. Anyways, of those who are successful in the scavenger hunt -- some are, sadly, lost to the Blind Eternities... we don't talk about them -- we hold a gladiator-style tournament in which recruits must demonstrate their spell-slinging and creature-summoning prowess to emerge victorious. All duels are to the death. Kekeke
-On a scale of one to lobster, what is your favorite color or flavor of the alphabet and why?
Xxzyzyx. Because it's a real city in California.
-What would you do for a Klondike Bar? What about for something superior than a Klondike Bar?
For the Klondike Bar: play Standard RDW in Legacy. For more than the Klondike Bar: try to bring Modern Eggs back.
-What is Nicol Bolas' next great scheme?
Taking over WotC and releasing a new, eternal-playbale PW of himself that makes Liliana of the Veil and Jace, the Mind Sculptor look just plain silly.
-We know about the fox, but what does the Vulpine Goliath say?
Nothing if he's rendered silent.
-Who is the captain of this Carnival Cruise?
Leonardo DiCaprio.
-Why did the dinosaurs go extinct?
They've never been printed as a Magic card, so I'm beginning to doubt their existence to begin with.
-Does flannel itch?
Nope! It's warm and comforting, like a mother's hug on a bright spring day in a field of flowers.
-How much sugar do you put in your kool aid?
All of it.
The Spirit of EDH
-What is Blackmajic's pet and what is its name?
A Vizzerdrix named Cinna-bun. :3
-What's the opposite of a Blue deck?
Insanity.
-What colour are cryogen's bathroom towels?
Light blue with DJ Pon-3 (= Vinyl Scratch) motifs.
-Who can speak the most different languages in [Spirit of EDH] (and what langauges)?
Bur can speak ALL the languages. He sometimes talks to Lhurgoyfs in their native tongue and it freaks me out.
-What is the most liked creature-type in MtG?
Weirds. And there's far too few of them, which is... weird.
The Family
-Wut r dis?
Bad spelling and grammar.
-Wut iz cawntest?
I have no idea. I've never heard of a "cawntest" before, but I imagine it has to do with squawking crows trying to con people out of money.
-What's the goal of the questions?
To end world hunger and bring peace to the world. Duh.
-What's our deadline?
When the monitor at the hospital stops moving up and down to show your heartbeat and just goes "beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep".
-Are we really here but possibly more original?
Nope.
Results
Scores have been collected, counted, and the results are as follows:
The Crafters: 49 Clan Flamingo: 45.5 The Spirit of EDH: 42.5 The Family: 40 REDACTED: 38
Not all clans submitted scores in each individual area, so it's unfortunately impossible to provide a more comprehensive point breakdown at this time.
Regardless, congratulations The Crafters! You have a wonderful package of clan contest points on your way.
Scores have been counted and the results are in! Congratulations The Crafters, and a special thank you to everybody for waiting so patiently while the final scores came in.
A full points listing can be found in the OP. The clan race tally will be updated shortly.
Pregame: Each clan secretly submits five questions. They can be about absolutely anything! Go wild!
How to Play:
Clan Flamingo
The Crafters
REDACTED
The Spirit of EDH
The Family
Wut iz cawntest? - CAWNTEST IZ KWESHTYUNZ
What's the goal of the questions? - MAKE LAFF
What's our deadline? - RITE NAO
Are we really here but possibly more original? - wut
What was Club Flamingo's original name? - Club Flamingo
What is the "default" title for Club Flamingo's thread? That is, when there is nothing special happening, what comes after the star in the thread title? - Club Flamingo
Clan Flamingo has a mascot. What is it? Who created it for us? - Club Flamingo, Club Flamingo, and Club Flamingo
Clan Flamingo members are required to study extensively the works of a particular user that we admire and hold up as a paragon of card design. Who is this user? - Club Flamingo
Megiddo is known to be an aficionado of certain creature types. Name one. - Kobolds.
What elaborate recruitment ritual or rituals does your clan put potential new clan members through? - Something involving babies. And souls. And baby souls. And soul babies.
On a scale of one to lobster, what is your favorite color or flavor of the alphabet and why? - Random word generator says: Advocatory
What would you do for a Klondike Bar? - What about for something superior than a Klondike Bar? - I would do anything for a Klondike bar, but I won't do that.
What is Nicol Bolas' next great scheme? - To discover exactly why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
We know about the fox, but what does the Vulpine Goliath say? - "Only 6 less mana and I'd be Standard-playable!"
What is the meaning of life? - To appease the Seppel Guru.
Who is the captain of this Carnival Cruise? - Count Chocula.
Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? - Firstly, I would like to say that we anticipate the number of "your mom" answers, and officially state that we at The Family would never even think of choosing such an answer. Secondly, the previous sentence is waived for the next sentence. Thirdly, your mom made the dinosaurs go extinct.
Does flannel itch? - Does coffee breathe?
How much sugar do you put in your kool aid? - I think the question is, "How much Kool-Aid do you put in your sugar water?"
What is Blackmajic's pet and what is its name? - Iso
What's the opposite of a Blue deck? - Fun.
What colour are cryogen's bathroom towels? - Turquoise, with pink ponies stitched into the lining.
Who can speak the most different languages in [Spirit of EDH] (and what langauges)? - cryogen can speak Farsi, Urdu, and Eskimo.
What is the most liked creature-type in MtG? - Seppel
What was Club Flamingo's original name?
Turkey Bacon Club, shortly there after changed to Club Megiddo but that didn't stick too well with the card creation kids since the Great Megiddo War of 2008.
What is the "default" title for Club Flamingo's thread? That is, when there is nothing special happening, what comes after the star in the thread title?
Enter the pinkness on the front lawn.
Clan Flamingo has a mascot. What is it? Who created it for us?
This, and it was created for them by Doris Kearns Goodwin.
Clan Flamingo members are required to study extensively the works of a particular user that we admire and hold up as a paragon of card design. Who is this user?
Kankennon. They long to be able to produce the masterful art techniques of his as seen here:
Megiddo is known to be an aficionado of certain creature types. Name one.
Angry beavers. They probably wouldn’t be so angry if you stopped trying to shave them.
The Crafters
What elaborate recruitment ritual or rituals does your clan put potential new clan members through?
Our clan members must survive a night at Kank's house of torture and horror,
then survive a day in vligerdragon's maw, then escape ones of Lasersharp's trap rooms,
then defeat PikachuGundam in hand to hand combat, then cook something for
ThatRedwood to satisfaction, then sculpt something to Lord Grey's taste, then Pet a
Snake, then Grind some Wheat, and lastly define a Kahedron.
On a scale of one to lobster, what is your favorite color or flavor of the alphabet and why?
Mint chocolate chip earns a solid in our book because it's not too sweet like ß and is far more sensual than ∑.
What would you do for a Klondike Bar? What about for something superior than a Klondike Bar?
Give Liliana a fresh wax. Give one to Garruk.
What is Nicol Bolas' next great scheme?
Monopolizing the multiverse's cheese danish market. He's spent a good 12,000 years perfecting his mascarpone.
We know about the fox, but what does the Vulpine Goliath say?
"SIC-SIC-FA-FA-TRAM-PU-PULL! SIC-SIC-FA-FA-TRAM-PU-PULL!"
REDACTED
What is the meaning of life?
To find and eat as much food as possible, then proliferate. Oh, Game of Thrones too. That's also pretty important.
Who is the captain of this Carnival Cruise?
The guy with the most diarrhea stains on his uniform.
Why did the dinosaurs go extinct?
Their pants were way too tight.
Does flannel itch?
I tried scratching the flannel, but it would not respond. I think it's still mad at me about Diane.
How much sugar do you put in your kool aid?
Enough to cover the taste of the arsenic.
The Spirit of EDH
What is Blackmajic's pet and what is its name?
Baby Kanye West
What's the opposite of a Blue deck?
Lighter fluid and a match.
What colour are cryogen's bathroom towels?
Since they stopped using toilet paper last year, they are no longer the same color as when they bought them.
Who can speak the most different languages in [Spirit of EDH] (and what langauges)?
It is Memnarch. He can speak 42 different languages. English, Spanish, French,
German, Gibberish, Yiddish, Finnish, Japanese, Chinese, Albino, Russian, Filipino,
Portugese, Swedish, Elvish, Orc, Dwarf, Goblin, Hmong, Thai, Australian, Swahili,
Norse, Greek, Latin, Atlantian, Egyptian, Canadian, Pig Latin, Vietnamese, Mongolian,
Indian, Persian, Squirrel, Dog, Cat, Hungarian, Arabic, Dutch, Polish, Korean, and Moon
Speak.
What is the most liked creature-type in MtG?
Chicks with Guns
The Family
Wut r dis?
Dis r srs bsns. Wry yu do dis.
Wut iz cawntest?
A slang term for a Standard tournament that was dominated by birds carrying colorful swords in their beaks.
What's the goal of the questions?
To make it rain dingleberries.
What's our deadline?
“Braaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiins!” Oh wait, that’s our undeadline.
Are we really here but possibly more original?
The only way you could be more than original is if you were extra tasty crispy, but that’s higher in saturated fat.
REDACTED
R1A. Love
R2A. Digi. Digi is the Captain of this Carnival Cruise.
R3A: They did not have access to modern hair care products.
R4A: Only when used as toilet tissue.
R5A: Your mother.
The Crafters
TC1A: Normally, we have an elaborate recruitment phase, riddled with ritualistic and nonritualistic hazing. One time we made someone teach arts and crafts to underprivileged children at Micheal's Fine Arts and Crafts Store for a few weeks. That was a gas.
TC2A: I love it when they are already addled. Give us some ugga muggas you big turnup!
TC3A: We don't eat Klondike bars. Our grills are all icy enough.
TC4A: To hook up Tezzeret and Elspeth. Because their babies would be the cutest things ever.
TC5A: Not sure what the Goliath itself says, but any enchantment creature sitting on it says 'Do a barrel roll!'.
The Spirit of EDH
EDH1A: A group of pet rocks named Lovely, Petunia, Maude and Frances.
EDH2A: A pink porch.
EDH3A: Blood stained.
EDH4A: Bur. Too many to list. He does speak bocce if that's your concern.
EDH5A: Single White [Fe]males.
da Family
dF1A: This is a story, all about how, your memories got twisted upside.
It'll only take a minute just sit right there, while I try to comb this brain matter out of your hair.
We have all the hits at Club Dewey Decibel Syndrome.
Where the bass is always droppin, and the elvish booty is always poppin.
dF2A: We are having a rap battle tonight. Come get served!
dF3A: The goal is to own more newspapers than any one person you know.
dF4A: Soon. Ask Obsidian Entertainment.
dF5A: Yes. Thanks to our wonderful mothers. <3
Clan Flamingo
CF1A: Megiddo's Mighty Marauders
CF2A: Pop Stars and Drag Queens. Don't act like you ain't interested. We don't judge.
CF3A: A flamingo. Legend has it that it was a bro down blast aimed at Mishra from Urza, but the truth has been lost through time.
CF4A: We assume there arent different people in Flamingo. Just Chemtrails and the animal gene-spliced clones of Chemtrails.
CF5A: Bad captains.
Craf-2: I hear rock lobster has a favorable matchup against 50% of the other two tier one archetypes
Craf-3: Nothing is superior to a Klondike Bar.
Craf-4: Nicol Bolas is actually Voldemort
Craf-5: "I die to Dismember"
Red-1: Curse's server credentials
Red-2: Evan Erwin, he recorded a video on the Magic Cruise once
Red-3: They took an arrow to the knee
Red-4: It itches *so good*
Red-5: How much Kool Aid do you put in your sugar?
EDH-1: A chocolate moose named Paula Deen's.
EDH-2: Not showing up to a tournament.
EDH-3: the deep blue molasse of remorse.
EDH-4: The Spirit of EDH is a many-faceted entity that has subsumed different language users from all over the interwebz.
EDH-5: "I die to Dismember"
Fam-1: A question submitted by Iso.
Fam-2: See above.
Fam-3: To get back our trophies
Fam-4: Ask Chemtrails
Fam-5: It's not that time of the year - come back when it's trophy time
CF-1: Not the Gay Bar
CF-2: Do you want the real answer?
CF-3: Chemtrails. A stork dropped him off one night
CF-4: Nakamura
CF-5: Beeble Fever!
Clan Flamingo
-What was Club Flamingo's original name?
"Clan Flamenco Dancers", but since that included too much of the MtG community, they decided to get more specific.
-What is the "default" title for Club Flamingo's thread? That is, when there is nothing special happening, what --comes after the star in the thread title?
Shakin' and Bakin' since 1985
-Clan Flamingo has a mascot. What is it? Who created it for us?
Crab People. It was spawned from Nicol Bolas' nightmares.
-Clan Flamingo members are required to study extensively the works of a particular user that we admire and hold up as a paragon of card design. Who is this user?
Jivanwhatwashisname
-Megiddo is known to be an aficionado of certain creature types. Name one.
Kobolds.
The Crafters
-What elaborate recruitment ritual or rituals does your clan put potential new clan members through?
After recruits are subjected to a sodium pentathal ("truth-telling serum") interrogation, they must planeswalk to no less than three different planes on a scavenger hunt to obtain the most valuable item of currency from each (we cross-reference with our scouts in each plane). The more you bring back, the better chance you have of choosing your title in the clan, supposing you survive the rest of the process. Anyways, of those who are successful in the scavenger hunt -- some are, sadly, lost to the Blind Eternities... we don't talk about them -- we hold a gladiator-style tournament in which recruits must demonstrate their spell-slinging and creature-summoning prowess to emerge victorious. All duels are to the death. Kekeke
-On a scale of one to lobster, what is your favorite color or flavor of the alphabet and why?
Xxzyzyx. Because it's a real city in California.
-What would you do for a Klondike Bar? What about for something superior than a Klondike Bar?
For the Klondike Bar: play Standard RDW in Legacy. For more than the Klondike Bar: try to bring Modern Eggs back.
-What is Nicol Bolas' next great scheme?
Taking over WotC and releasing a new, eternal-playbale PW of himself that makes Liliana of the Veil and Jace, the Mind Sculptor look just plain silly.
-We know about the fox, but what does the Vulpine Goliath say?
Nothing if he's rendered silent.
REDACTED
-What is the meaning of life?
Life is meaningless: all we are is dust in the wind.
-Who is the captain of this Carnival Cruise?
Leonardo DiCaprio.
-Why did the dinosaurs go extinct?
They've never been printed as a Magic card, so I'm beginning to doubt their existence to begin with.
-Does flannel itch?
Nope! It's warm and comforting, like a mother's hug on a bright spring day in a field of flowers.
-How much sugar do you put in your kool aid?
All of it.
The Spirit of EDH
-What is Blackmajic's pet and what is its name?
A Vizzerdrix named Cinna-bun. :3
-What's the opposite of a Blue deck?
Insanity.
-What colour are cryogen's bathroom towels?
Light blue with DJ Pon-3 (= Vinyl Scratch) motifs.
-Who can speak the most different languages in [Spirit of EDH] (and what langauges)?
Bur can speak ALL the languages. He sometimes talks to Lhurgoyfs in their native tongue and it freaks me out.
-What is the most liked creature-type in MtG?
Weirds. And there's far too few of them, which is... weird.
The Family
-Wut r dis?
Bad spelling and grammar.
-Wut iz cawntest?
I have no idea. I've never heard of a "cawntest" before, but I imagine it has to do with squawking crows trying to con people out of money.
-What's the goal of the questions?
To end world hunger and bring peace to the world. Duh.
-What's our deadline?
When the monitor at the hospital stops moving up and down to show your heartbeat and just goes "beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep".
-Are we really here but possibly more original?
Nope.
Scores have been collected, counted, and the results are as follows:
The Crafters: 49
Clan Flamingo: 45.5
The Spirit of EDH: 42.5
The Family: 40
REDACTED: 38
Not all clans submitted scores in each individual area, so it's unfortunately impossible to provide a more comprehensive point breakdown at this time.
Regardless, congratulations The Crafters! You have a wonderful package of clan contest points on your way.
Putting the sexy in Science Fiction!
gamertag: filthychocolate
The Crafters, REDACTED, The Spirit of EDH, and Clan Flamingo have all replied and are participating.
This'll start as soon as The Spirit of EDH submits their question list. Feel free to speed enter until then. (Psst, Rhand. That means you.)
I've given us a week deadline, but there are a lot of questions there. We'll see how it goes, but try to be speedy anyway.
... so, when is the current dead line supposed to be? I'd like to get over this phase of this competition...
Entries have rolled in since and I'm cool with accepting them.
I'd just like to get over with this competition...
This part's easy. One week! (Actual one week this time.)
Do we vive points out of 15 for every answer?
Again.
A full points listing can be found in the OP. The clan race tally will be updated shortly.
Please visit the Clan Council so we can start getting the next contest underway, which at this point looks to be the Clan Mafia game.